Everyone’s heard the Brittany Spears Version of “Hit Me Baby One More Time”, a song about the sexual deviance of a catholic schoolgirl. Yet, what would have happened if Brittany Spears’s life had taken a dramatic turn for the worst? What if all those record execs she gave head to had miss-managed her career and her record hadn’t caught on like a case of herpes at an Army Boot Camp? Well, we here at Unfinished Boundaries think Mrs. Spears would have hit rock bottom singing and entirely different tune as a teenage mom living off of welfare. (I mean honestly…is it that much of a stretch?) So here it is kids, the very first Unfinished Musical Parody sung to the tune of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” by Brittany Spears.
Hit My Baby One More Time:
Oh baby baby, Oh baby baby
Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know
that you would cry all night here
Oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let it go
but a mom has got some rights, yeah
shut up! God you keep on screamin
tell me baby why I can't control you, oh because
*CHORUS
My fucking head is killin me (and I)
I must confess I'm an-ga-ry (an-ga-ry)
When I'm out with you I lose my mind
I'm sick of your cryin', hit my baby one more time!
Oh baby baby, look what you made me do
I slapped you open handed
Oh pretty baby, this is something that I wouldn't do
but you need repremandin'
Shut up! God you keep on screamin
tell me baby why I can't control you, oh because
*My fucking head is killin me (and I)
I must confess I'm an-ga-ry (an-ga-ry)
When I'm out with you I lose my mind
I'm sick of your cryin', hit my baby one more time!
Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let it go
I must confess that my tolerance
is wearing quite thin
don't you know I want relief
from you being here
and all of your cryin', hit my baby one more time
*My fucking head is killin me (and I)
I must confess I'm an-ga-ry (an-ga-ry)
When I'm out with you I lose my mind
I'm sick of your cryin', hit my baby one more time!
I am a mess, and I have regressed
you're killing me now
Don't you know I need some sleep
But you're still here
I'm losing my mind...
HIT MY BABY ONE MORE TIME!
I'm going to call the center for abused children and report your sorry ass!