Stories and Commentaries

Commentary

The Canadian Superiority Complex
How to be a Quality Woman
I am not open-minded.
How to Properly Identify Your Relatives
Grammar: Please Use It

The Classics

The Make Out Gazebo
Pets
AIM: The Block
My Freudian Bible Teacher
Internet Visitors
The Ugly Porn Star
Green Olives and Ham: An Epic
Easter Sunday
Danielle's Surprise Party
Stalking: It was funny
Joanna's homework attempt
Stalking: Still

The Typical

Hot Guy at Work
Sicker than teenagers...great
No sex after marriage?
Joey: 1998-2001
Just what I want in a guy...
It is always the pleasant and unusual that ends up sucking
Valentine's Day
WWF
Pre-School
Ameritech, may they rot
8 AM

The Weird

The things I see...
Britney Spears
Lent
One Year Today--the 1st Commentary
Hotel Wacker
So I'm not normal...sue me.
The bra is red
My birthday experience
Sex, Stupidity, and why it is better to lock the door
Object Lesson: How to draw dog's on one's legs
Trip to Wrigley Field
SBS Problem Solving
Cross city travel--continue education in SBS

The Stupid

Do your clothes demand a commentary?
Lakes
The General
Plagiarism
MOM!
Airplanes suck, but my commentary on the experience kicks @$$

The Mean

So I don't like her much...
It had to be said
Flubbies are for Hiding

The Random

Family Fun
Obituary
Ducks
Random Mix
More Ducks
And...More Ducks