Not what you usually hear on the street

I realize that you do not often hear this sort of thing from females on the street...but as it is already ABUNDANTLY clear that I am no ordinary female...I will tell you the story anyway.

I was walking down the street with a friend of mine from school. All was going well...I had yet to trip, I was eating a warm cookie, and the conversation was delightful. As conversations seem to inevitably turn to relationships at some point...this one did too. Well...not exactly relationships...in fact, I believe I said something that was anti-relationships. The quote was something like this:

"I don't want a relationship...I just want to get some."

My friend choked and the two guys walking in front of us turned to give me the strangest look. I considered introducing myself, but my cookie was in my right hand and it wasn't really worth the effort.