I apologize that there is even a NEED to share this story...and my thoughts concerning the subject...but apparently there are still those stupid enough to need the lesson. Alas.

I was told that someone of my aquaintance was caught "in the act" by her grandmother. Not only can I not take this person seriously anymore...but I can't look at her face without laughing. There is nothing, short of possible heart problems on the grandmother's side of things, that isn't funny about this. How do you treat your gramma later? (avoidance would be my choice) Can you see the conversation? "Hey Grandma, how's your heart?" "Not bad, honey...did you want me to give you something for those warts?" ...or..."Hey Gramma! Long time no see!" "Yes, dear, but I saw a lot of you last time."

I must admit, though, that the most hilarious part of this story is--I didn't hear it from her. It filtered down the grapevine from grandma. HAHA! Family reunions would be classic.

The REAL question: How could anyone LET grandma catch you going at it?

Yeah, I realize she didn't plan it...well, I would HOPE one wouldn't. But OY...if you are in her house...there is a risk. If she is in YOUR house...there is a risk. One KNOWS when their grandmother is around and when would not be the IDEAL time for a romp. Door locks, if it is absolutely necessary. (Though--uhh...gracious, don't be a rabbit)

So we have...perversion...someone wanting to have sex at gramma's...
...memory loss...someone not remembering they are AT gramma's...
...stupidity...not locking the door...
....and last but not least...HILARITY...what happens if someone writes about it.