At work I tend to keep a low profile...but every so often, my personality escapes and I have to slam people.

My boss thought that it would be cool if he could build a make shirt voodoo doll of one of the employees. He stabbed it with a pin while staring at her. She did not seem to feel any adverse affects. Another girl started to explain that he wasn't doing it right, and started to talk about the realities of voodoo. At this point a few of us exchanged glances, who knows that much about voodoo, really?

"Are you a witch?" my boss asked jokingly.

"Yeah," she played along with him and was about to continue when I cut in...

"They just don't usually pronounce it that way."

My boss laughed for two minutes. I was an hour late, it was the least I could do.