I have a teacher from Bible College who I probably admire more than anyone I know. I'm not going to talk about him today. I am going to talk about my other teacher from Bible College. His name is Todd. He is the best teacher I have ever had. Part of the reason for that is because our sense of humor meshes well.

In class he once said,

"Amanda...cynical? That's like saying I'm sarcastic."

**note** This is the first official time the Empress's name has been mentioned at the Palace. **end note**

The winner was when his wife, Sheryl, was teaching us. He walked into class behind her, jumped up and down, waved his hand in the air and yelled, "I SLEPT WITH THE TEA-CHER!"

Basically, my Ethics teacher talked about sex more than any other teacher I've had. THIS is funny.

So when we met him today, as he was talking about how weird it was to see us...it should not have surprised me when he said, "Want to take a picture by the phallic structure?"

Yes, my Bible teacher. Best year of school ever, clearly.