10 minutes until I am no longer the hostess at "the site of the day." It has been crazy, I have to say. Whoa.

Not what I am talking about, though.

Hilarity in the Palace! I was cleaning and my roommate was reading...well, pretending to read anyway. She was telling me some sort of story. She was sitting on her bed and I was on my bed. Let me give you an image here. She has a book in front of her, she is holding a pillow to her chest and sitting indian style. Then she tucks her hands (crossed over the pillow) into her legs on the opposite side. (did this make sense? no)

Then RANDOMLY she leaned to far over and had her knees and head on the bed with her bum in the air.

"I've fallen and I can't get up!" she cried. Then she started wiggling her bum around in order to get enough momentum to push her back into her former position.

**note** At this point I was laughing to the point where I was in danger of choking

4/9/00

Almost 4000 people have seen my site (or one is REALLY obsessed) and I have to say that the guestbook entries are MOST interesting. There is a combination of those who appreciate the skills...and those who are EXTREMELY bitter... It appears I shall also have to update the disclaimer...HOW ANNOYING...

People blow my mind. I understand a great deal, but I will NEVER understand people with no sense of humor. Do I have to state flat out that this WHOLE SITE WAS CREATED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH! Oy. Apparently. Anyway...my amusements will come later...

4/9/00

Wow. This is QUITE the night. NEVER have so many guests been to the Palace! EVERY DAY should be like today. New subjects ALL OVER THE PLACE. No one can really resist me...it is understandable. I have gotten IMs from like 5 people that I didn't know tonight...very interesting. Got used to it after awhile. I love this...and the day is still young...!!! Man...it is fun to think about how many people wish they were me.