On AOL Instant Messenger there is a hilarious function called blocking. Hopefully none of you are THAT familiar with it, as that sort of thing gets a bit scary. I have been blocked 5 times. All of these times, the reasons behind the blocking experience were very funny and weird.
1st time: My friend blocked everyone he knew while I was on vacation in order to work on his site. He forgot to unblock me until a couple weeks later. Had to use ICQ, the most hideous program ever. This, of course, was just a bizarre fluke and added for more copy.
2nd time: There was a high school girl that is in my friend's bible study. I wanted the young tyke to be aware of the beautiful quote, "Go forth and fornicate" that was on the subjects page at the time, having been said quite classically by her bible study leader. I had talked to the girl before and she knew who I was, but when I sent the link to the palace, she blocked me.
3rd time: One of my best friends was being a complete dick, so I asked him to apologize. Clearly, I was way out of line, so his blocking me makes perfect sense and wasn't at all childish.
4th time: In the most classic of all blocking experiences, a former subject blocked me because I did not have a pet.
5th time: The most recent time I was blocked, a kid that is constantly asking for favors got into an argument about ME with a friend of mine. Apparently, he didn't like what she said...so he blocked me. Classic.
I'm evil. Clearly.