A couple days ago a friend of mine gave me information that, ordinarily, would not have caused a second thought, but as it was, it merely annoyed me.

Apparently, a guy I went to school with a couple years ago discovered he is gay. Big deal, there's probably more than one, right? Well, yes, that is true...and it shouldn't bother me. It wouldn't bother me...

If only he hadn't spent so much time hitting on me.