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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel
Sat 3/01/08:
8:00 am Throne Of Blood IFC
9:00 am Bram Stoker's Dracula Spike (TNN)
10:30 AM ALIEN APOCALYPSE SCIFI
12:30 PM ALIEN HUNTER SCIFI
2:30 PM DARK BREED SCIFI
4:30 PM H.G. WELLS' WAR OF THE WORLDS SCIFI
6:30 PM PITCH BLACK SCIFI
7:00 pm Ghost Rider (2007) Starz
9:00 PM THE PUPPET MASTERS SCIFI
Grindhouse: Planet Terror Starz
Torchwood (new ep) BBC America
10:30 pm Masters Of Horror (new ep) The Movie Channel
11:00 PM SPECIES: THE AWAKENING SCIFI
1:00 AM ALIEN LOCKDOWN SCIFI
3:00 AM DECOYS SCIFI
6am/9am EST Ben-Hur (1959, Charlton Heston) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 3/02/08:
9:00 AM CHUPACABRA: DARK SEAS SCIFI
Day The Earth Stood Still American Movie Classics
9:30 am U-571 (2000) Biography Channel
10am/1pm EST Lawrence Of Arabia (1962) Turner Classic Movies
2pm/5pm EST Bridge On The River Kwai (1957) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 PM SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN (another Bigfoot) SCIFI
Die Hard American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Maverick (Mel Gibson, James Garner, Jodie Foster) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm Con Air (1997) TNT
5:35 pm Aliens Encore
5:45 pm World Trade Center (2006) Showtime
6:00 pm Brother From Another Planet Flix Movie Channel
Dumb & Dumber TBS
Mission Impossible (1996, John Voight, Tom Cruise) USA Network
6pm & 8pm The Watch (2008) Lifetime Movie Channel
6pm & 9pm Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Family Channel
7:00 PM ABOMINABLE (2006) SCIFI
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) FX Channel
Cities Of The Underworld: Prague History Channel
The Perfect Nanny (2000) & The Perfect Assistant (2008) Lifetime
Wolfen (1981, werewolves in New York) More Max
7pm/10pm EST Alien & Aliens (Alien 2) FOX Movie Channel
7:05 pm The Frighteners (Peter Jackson, John Astin, Michael J. Fox) Starz
7:30 pm In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. JFK assassin) American Movie Classics
7:30/10:30 EST Unforgiven (1992, Clint Eastwood) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Casper the Ghost (1995) Cartoon Network
Click (2006) Encore
Night At The Museum HBO #2
Simpsons (new ep) FOX
Super Troopers (2001) Comedy Central
8pm & 10pm Doom (2005) TNT
8pm & 12am Quest For The Lost Ark (2 hour docu, the real Indiana Jones) History Channel
8:30 pm The Bourne Identity USA Network
9:00 PM REIGN OF THE GARGOYLES (Nazis sic them on Allies) SCIFI
Perry Mason: Case of the Poisoned Pen (1990, Raymond Burr) Hallmark
9:50 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell) Encore
10:00 pm Hollywoodland (2006, who killed Superman?) HBO #2
Dexter CBS
I Know What I Saw (2007) Lifetime Movie Channel
10pm/1am EST A Few Good Men (Jack Nicholson) "You can't handle the truth!" Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM PTERODACTYL SCIFI
12:30/3:30 EST Backdraft (DeNiro, Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Donald Sutherland) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM DAY THE WORLD ENDED SCIFI
6am/9am EST A Kiss In The Dark (1949, apartment house of loonies) Turner Classic Movies
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Mon 3/3/08:
6:00 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime Too
6:45 pm The Prestige (rival magicians) Starz
7:15 pm Wicker Man HBO #2
7:45 pm Ghost (Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) Cinemax
8:00 pm Death Wish & Death Wish 2 American Movie Classics
Stephen King's The Green Mile The Movie Channel
Terminator TV series (lst of season) FOX
9:00 pm Predator (Schwarzenegger) Spike (TNN)
9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld: dungeons of Prague History Channel
9:45 pm Shanghai Noon (1989) Encore
10:00 pm 300 "Die like Spartans!" Cinemax
10:15 pm Night At The Museum HBO
10:45 pm Night Nurse (1931) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 am History Of The World Part 1 (Mel Brooks) FOX Movie Channel
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Tue 3-4-08:
8:00 am Tales From The Darkside SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's Spellbound (1945, Gregory Peck a killer?) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Scary But True SCIFI
7pm/10pm EST The President's Analyst (1967, a conspiracy is running the world) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm Rush Hour (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) Starz
7:45 pm Batman Returns (1992, Michael Keaton vs. Catwoman) Cinemax
8:00 pm Linda Blair's Scariest Places On Earth SCIFI
Deathwish 3 American Movie Classics
Space Jam (1996, Michael Jordan vs. animated aliens) Encore
The Truman Show (surprise, you're life is on TV 24/7) The Movie Channel
8pm & 12am Universe: supernovas & collisions in space (2 eps) History Channel
9:00 pm New Amsterdam (an immortal joins the NYPD) FOX
The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks) Starz
300 "Die like Spartans!" More Max
9pm/12am EST Pressure Point (1962) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm Mission To Mars (2000) Encore
9:40 pm Mirror Has 2 Faces Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm Death Wish 4: The Crackdown American Movie Classics
Disturbia (2007) HBO
Double Impact (Jean-Claude Van Damme as twins) Showtime
Superman Returns (2006) Cinemax
11:00 PM Johnny Mnemonic SCIFI
1:30 am Pulp Fiction (she'll kill Bill after this) Starz
3:00 AM Man With The Screaming Brain SCIFI
3am/6am EST Some Of The Best (MGM clips 1924-1943) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 3-5-08:
8:00 am Ghost Hunters, 14-hour marathon to 10pm SCIFI
11:30/2:30 EST The Boy With Green Hair (1948 sci-fi) Turner Classic Movies
1pm/4pm EST The Secret Garden (1949) Turner Classic Movies
2:45/5:45 EST Kim, by Rudyard Kipling (1950, Errol Flynn) Turner Classic Movies
6:15 pm World Trade Center Showtime Too
7:00 pm The Gates (2007) HBO
7pm/10pm EST My Fair Lady (1964, Rex Harrison, Audrey Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm Gladiator (2000, Russell Crowe) Cinemax
7:20 pm My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) More Max
8:00 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day (Schwarzenegger vs. T2) American Movie Classics
Captain Ron (comedy, Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) Flix Movie Channel
Commando (Schwarzenegger vs. daughter's kidnappers) Encore
8:30 pm Scary Movie 4 (spoofs 2006 movies) Starz
The Bourne Identity USA Network
9:00 pm Fight Club (1999) More Max
Ghost Hunters (new ep) SCIFI
Road House (Patrick Swayze vs. his demons) VS
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: mutant dogs History Channel
9:40 pm Snake Eyes (1998) Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm 300 "Die like Spartans!" Cinemax
Destination Truth: the Yeti (new ep) SCIFI
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters (new ep, looks at actual police reports) History Channel
1:00 am Pulp Fiction The Movie Channel
1:30/4:30 EST The Long Dark Hall (1951) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM Raptor Island SCIFI
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Thurs 3-6-08:
8:00 am The X-Files episode marathon SCIFI
1:30 pm United 93 (the 4th plane on 9/11) HBO #2
4:00 pm Ripley's Believe It Or Not! SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST Treasure Of The Sierra Madre (Bogart vs. banditos) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 PM Star Trek: First Contact SCIFI
6:35 pm Turistas (2006) Cinemax
7:15/10:15 EST The Wind & the Lion (Sean Connery as Arab bandit) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Big (Tom Hanks fantasy, 1988) Family Channel
8:00 pm Sniper (1993) American Movie Classics
Disturbia (2007) HBO #2
Hard Candy (2006, teen meets adult in chatroom) The Movie Channel
The Illusionist (2006, a magician in 1900s Vienna) Encore
8pm & 10:30 House Of Wax (2005) FX Channel
8pm & 12am Modern Marvels (new ep) History Channel
8pm/11pm EST Buffy The Vampire Slayer (original 1992 movie) FOX Movie Channel
8:15 pm Just My Luck (2006) Cinemax
9:00 PM Lost (new ep) ABC
New Amsterdam (2nd new ep) FOX
The Good Witch (2008) Hallmark
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) HBO Signature
Stargate (the original movie, Kurt Russell) SCIFI
9:50 pm Click (2006) Encore
10:00 pm Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992, psycho babysitter) The Movie Channel
10pm/1am EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. UFO aliens) FOX Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST Being John Malkovich IFC
10:35 pm Perfect Stranger (Baldwin vs. Halle Berry) Starz
11:30 PM Bloodsuckers SCIFI
11:30/2:30 EST The Rainmaker (1956, Burt Lancaster as a conman) Turner Classic Movies
1:45/4:45 EST Bad Company (1972, Jim Davis, Jeff Bridges) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM Escape Velocity SCIFI
3:20 am Serpico Cinemax
To Kill A Mockingbird (Gregory Peck) HBO Signature
6am/9am EST High Sierra (Bogart, Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies
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Fri 3-7-08:
8:00 am Outer Limits (color eps) SCIFI
11:05 am Bastard Out Of Carolina (1996, Jennifer Jason Leigh) Lifetime Movies Channel
12:30 pm After Hours (Martin Scorsese, 1985) HBO #2
5pm/8pm EST A Fistful Of Dollars (1964, Clint Eastwood) Turner Classic Movies
6:45/9:45 EST For A Few Dollars More (1965) Turner Classic Movies
6:50 pm The Mummy (1999) "We are in serious trouble!" Starz
7:00 pm Hound Of The Baskervilles (Matt Frewer, 2000) Hallmark
7:30/10:30 EST Speed (Dennis Hopper as mad bomber) FOX Movie Channel
8:00 pm Chuck (rerun from network) SCIFI
Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones vs. lava in middle of a city) American Movie Classics
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inpector (2006, nothing about cars) The Movie Channel
Mission Impossible 3 Showtime Too
Top Gun (1986, Tom Cruise, a past Monstervision feature) Cinemax
9:00 pm Sign Of The Four (Matt Frewer as Sherlock Holmes, 2001) Hallmark
300 "Die like Spartans!" More Max
9pm & 1am Battle 360 (2 hours, USS Enterprise in WW2) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Ravenous (1999, Jeffrey Jones, cannibalism at a remote army post) IFC
9pm/12am EST Colossus Of Rhodes (1961, Greek army attacks) Turner Classic Movies
9:35 pm Blair Witch Project (1999) Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as Tim Burton's ghost with the most) TV-Land
Stargate Atlantis (new ep, last of season) SCIFI
10pm/2am EST Speed (bomb on bus will explode if it slows down) FOX Movie Channel
10:15 pm Red Dawn (Patrick Swayze vs. invaders) American Movie Classics
11:15/2:15 EST Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964) Turner Classic Movies
12:45/3:45 EST Rat Fink & Boo Boo (1966, Batman copy) Turner Classic Movies
2am/5am EST Dogville Comedies shorts (1930) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 am Star Trek Insurrection Showtime
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Sat 3/8/08:
8:00 am Anaconda (1997, giant mutant snake) TNT
9:00 AM KOMODO VS. COBRA SCIFI
11:00 AM REPTILIAN SCIFI
Noon Judge Dredd (1995, Stallone) TNT
The Fog (2005 remake) FX Channel
12:30 pm Back To The Future 2 HBO
1:00 PM KING COBRA SCIFI
Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as Tim Burton's ghost with the most) TV-Land
2:00 pm Lady In The Water (Bryce Howard with a tail) Cinemax
2:30 pm City Slickers (Billy Crystal, Jack Palance) Spike (TNN)
2:30/5:30 EST Hitchcock's Vertigo (good to the last drop) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 PM SNAKE KING SCIFI
Hellfighters (1968, John Wayne as oilfield firefighter) American Movie Classics
4:00 pm The Blues Brothers (Aykroyd, John Belushi, 1980) Cinemax
Fargo (blood on the snow, you betcha) CW
Mission Impossible 2 TNT
4:30 pm 007 in GoldenEye Spike (TNN)
Scary Movie 3 Telemundo
5:00 PM GRENDEL SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST Mighty Joe Young WGN
5pm/8pm EST The Apartment (Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Kicking & Screaming (comedy) TBS
Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones vs. lava in downtown Los Angeles) American Movie Classics
Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999, Tom Hanks) The Movie Channel
6:10 pm The Patriot (Mel Gibson in 1776) More Max
6:30 pm Air Force One (Harrison Ford vs. terrorists in the air) TNT
7:00 PM GRYPHON (2007) SCIFI
Scooby-Doo (2002, Sarah Michelle Gellar) Telemundo
7pm/10pm EST Chain Reaction (1996, Keanu Reeves) FOX Movie Channel
7:10 pm Grindhouse: Planet Terror & Deathproof (4 hours) Starz
7:15/10:15 EST How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying (comedy) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies (Pierce Brosnan) Spike (TNN)
Barnyard (2006 animated) Showtime
8:00 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Cinemax
Shanghai Noon (Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu in 1880s Nevada) Encore
Torchwood (from last week, Martha Jones joins cast) BBC America
Troy (2004) American Movie Classics
Without A Paddle (2004 spoof of Deliverence) Comedy Central
8pm & 12am Die Hard With A Vengeance (Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Irons) A&E
8pm & 12am Life After People (what cities look like after fall of civilization) History Channel
9:00 pm Herbie: Fully Loaded Disney Channel
The Bourne Supremacy TNT
Torchwood (new ep) BBC America
9pm & 1am OGRE (2008) SCIFI
9pm/12am EST Chain Reaction (1996, Keanu Reeves) FOX Movie Channel
9pm & 11:30 Incubus The Movie Channel
9:30/12:30 EST Baby Face (1933) Turner Classic Movies
9:30pm & 4:30am The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) HBO
10:00 pm Slaughterhouse 5 (1972) Sundance Channel
10:30/1:30 EST Absolute Power (Clint Eastwood) WGN
10:00 pm Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as Tim Burton's ghost with the most) TV-Land
10pm & 12:30am Lethal Weapon (1987) Bravo
10pm/1am EST Broken Arrow (would you mind not shooting at the nuclear weapons?) FOX Movie Channel
10:10 pm The Mask (Jim Carrey fantasy) TBS
10:30 pm House Of Wax FX Channel
10:30 & 1am Masters Of Horror (new ep) The Movie Channel
11:00 PM GARGOYLES: WINGS OF DARKNESS SCIFI
11:30 pm The Hitcher HBO
12:30 am Kinky Kong (adult spoof of King Kong) Cinemax
1:00 am 007 in GoldenEye Spike (TNN)
Predator 2 and Seed of Chucky TNT
Scary Movie 3 Comedy Central
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3:00 am Pulp Fiction The Movie Channel
4:00 AM MINOTAUR (2005) SCIFI
3:30/6:30 EST Topaze (1933) Turner Classic Movies
5am/8am EST Thunder Rock (1942, haunted lighthouse) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 3/9/08:
9:00 AM DRAGON DYNASTY SCIFI
9am/12pm EST The Quiet Man (John Wayne in Ireland) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Paper Moon (1973, conman adopts Tatum O'Neal) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM HERCULES (4-hour) SCIFI
Night At The Museum HBO
11am/2pm EST Addams Family WGN
Noon Red Dragon (starring Hannibal the cannibal) USA Network
Aeon Flux Showtime
1:00 pm Air Force One (Harrison Ford vs. terrorist hijackers) TNT
1:30 pm The Mask (Jim Carrey) and Jungle 2 Jungle TBS
Beverly Hills Cop 2 Spike (TNN)
3:00 PM Solaris CW
TIN MAN (all 6 hours, Wizard of Oz remake) SCIFI
3:30 pm Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorist hijackers) TNT
Superman Returns (2006) Cinemax
Troy (2004) American Movie Classics
Grindhouse: Planet Terror Starz
3:30pm & 12am Beverly Hills Cop (Eddie Murphy) Spike (TNN)
4:30 pm Disturbia HBO
5pm/8pm EST The Absent-Minded Professor (1961, invents anti-gravity) Turner Classic Movies
followed by sequel Son Of Flubber (1963, Keenan Wynn, Fred MacMurray) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm Grindhouse: Deathproof (Kurt Russell) Starz
5:50 pm The Mirror Has 2 Faces The Movie Channel
5:55 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime
6:00 pm Last Stand of the 300 (2 hours) History Channel
There's Something About Mary Cinemax
Under Seige 2: Dark Territory TNT
Without A Paddle (2004 spoof of Deliverance) Comedy Central
6:05 pm Mission To Mars (2000) Encore
6:15 pm Teaching Miss Tingle (1999) Showtime #2
6:30/9:30 EST Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me (1997) IFC
6:45 pm Lethal Weapon 4 More Max
7:00 pm Merlin (1998 fantasy, Sam Neill, Martin Short) Ion (formerly Pax)
Forrest Gump (1994, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics
7:30 pm Day After Tomorrow (global warming destroys the world in 2004) FX Channel
8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep) FOX
Scary Movie 3 Comedy Central
8pm & 12am Journey to 10,000 B.C. (2 hours) History Channel
8pm & 10pm Kicking & Screaming (2005 comedy, Will Ferrell) TBS
9:00 PM DRAGONFLY (2002, Kevin Costner) SCIFI
Perry Mason & the Case of the Desperate Deception (1990) Hallmark
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) More Max
10:00 pm Beetlejuice TV-Land
Codename: The Cleaner (2007 spy spoof) HBO #2
Under Seige (Gary Busey) TNT
10:10 pm Waterworld (1995, MST3000's Mike Nelson checked it out) Encore
10:40 pm Vacancy Starz
11:00 PM STARGATE: THE MOVIE SCIFI
11pm/2am EST The X From Outer Space (1967, Japan attacked by a giant chicken) Turner Classic Movies
12:30/3:30 EST Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 am American Ninja 5 Telemundo
2:00 am Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks) & Ferris Bueller's Day Off American Movie Classics
2am/5am EST Watch The Skies! (2005 docu of 1950s scifi movies) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorist hijackers) TNT
3:00 AM SLIPSTREAM SCIFI
5:00 am Aeon Flux Showtime
Mr. Warmth: An Evening with Don Rickles HBO
6:30 am Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (animated) HBO
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Mon 3-10-08:
7am/10am EST Lord Love A Duck (1966, Roddy McDowall, Tuesday Weld) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 am Odyssey 5 SCIFI
10:15 am Hideous Kinky The Movie Channel
11:45 am Smithereens Showtime
Noon Alice, Sweet Alice The Movie Channel
12:30 pm The Fly Cinemax
2:00 pm Forrest Gump American Movie Classics
2:10 pm Reversal Of Fortune (Jeremy Irons) "You have no idea" Cinemax
2:15 pm Eragon HBO
6:00 pm Day After Tomorrow FX Channel
6:45 pm The Blues Brothers (Dan Aykroyd) More Max
7:00 pm Road House (Patrick Swayze vs. his demons) VS
Stranger Than Fiction (2006, man hears life being narrated) Starz
8:00 pm Kyle XY (new ep) Family Channel
The Confessor (2004) The Movie Channel
The Godfather (1972) American Movie Classics
Shaggy Dog (2006, Tim Allen) Encore
The Untouchables (Brian DePalma, Sean Connery, DeNiro, Costner) Cinemax
8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: unusual weapons History Channel
9:00 pm The Frighteners (Michael J. Fox, John Astin) Starz
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999, Pierce Brosnan) Spike (TNN)
9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld: Belize & the Maya History Channel
9:35 pm The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (Rebecca DeMornay as psycho babysitter) The Movie Channel
9:40 pm Fun With Dick & Jane (2005) Encore
10:00 pm Road House (Patrick Swayze vs. his demons) VS
Midnight Awakenings (DeNiro, Robin Williams) American Movie Classics
Alice, Sweet Alice The Movie Channel
The Gates HBO
11:00 pm Anime (2 hours) SCIFI
1:00 am Sudden Impact Cinemax
3:00 am Hostel The Movie Channel
4:30 am Are You Scared? The Movie Channel
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Tues 3-11-08:
7:00 am The Great Race (comedy, Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon) Cinemax
7:45 am The French Connection (1971, Gene Hackman) American Movie Classics
8:00 am Dark Angel eps SCIFI
8am/11am EST 3 Strangers (1946, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
8:15 am Star Trek Insurrection Showtime
9:20 am Free Enterprise (William Shatner meets some fans) The Movie Channel
10:30 am The Poseidon Adventure American Movie Classics
11:15/2:15 EST 12 Angry Men (1957) Turner Classic Movies
Noon Back To The Future 2 HBO
The Mesmerist Showtime
1:00 pm Meet Joe Black (1998, Brad Pitt as Death) USA Network
4:00 pm The Godfather (1972) American Movie Classics
4:15 pm Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen) HBO
6:30 pm Dracula: Dead & Loving It (Mel Brooks, Leslie Nielsen) Cinemax
7pm/10pm EST The Cobweb (1955, Richard Widmark) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Scary Movie 4 Starz
8:00 pm Pulp Fiction The Movie Channel
The Godfather 2 American Movie Classics
Mask Of Zorro (1998, Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins) FX Channel
The Rock (1996, Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage) Encore
Linda Blair's Scariest Places On Earth (2 eps) SCIFI
9:00 pm Jericho (new ep) CBS
9pm & 1am The Universe: colonizing Mars History Channel
10:00 pm Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) HBO
10pm & 2am Ax Men: loggers History Channel
11:30/2:30 EST The Caretakers (1963, Joan Crawford) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 am Living Death The Movie Channel
Ripley's Believe It Or Not episode (too weird for primetime) SCIFI
12:30 am Cool Hand Luke (1967) "What we have here is a failure to communicate" American Movie Classics
1:15/4:15 EST Maniac (1963) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 am Voodoo Moon SCIFI
3:30 am The Matrix Reloaded HBO
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Wed 3-12-08:
8:00 am Outer Limits eps SCIFI
8:15 am The Boston Strangler (starring Jamie Lee Curtis' father) American Movie Classics
9:00 am Honey I Blew Up The Kid (Rick Moranis) Showtime
10:00 am The Dark The Movie Channel
10:45 am The French Connection (1971, Gene Hackman) American Movie Classics
11am/2pm EST Walk A Crooked Mile (1948, security leak at nuclear facility) Turner Classic Movies
12:30 pm Meteor Man Showtime
1:00 pm Back To The Future 2 HBO
1pm/4pm EST Pickup Alley (1957, agent trails a drug smuggler) Turner Classic Movies
3pm/6pm EST Underworld USA (1961) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 pm Twins (Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito) Cinemax
3:30 pm The Godfather 2 American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST The Rat Race (1960, Tony Curtis, Don Rickles, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm The Mask Of Zorro FX Channel
6pm/9pm EST Boogie Nights (1997, a teen porn star) IFC
6:45 pm Batman Returns (1992) More Max
7pm/10pm EST Boeing Boeing (1965, playboy has 3 girlfriends in different cities) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Pleasantville (1998) Family Channel
8:00 pm The Matrix American Movie Classics
Snakes On A Plane (2006) Cinemax
The 13th Year (1999, boy finds out his mother's a mermaid) Disney Channel
8pm & 10:30pm League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Sean Connery, Capt. Nemo, Vampira, etc) FX Channel
8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: sharpest things inc. Samurai swords History Channel
8:45/11:45 EST Some Like It Hot (Jack Lemmon & Tony Curtis join an all-girl band) Turner Classic Movies
8:45/11:45 EST Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (comedy) IFC
9:00 pm Children Of Men (2006) More Max
Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, John Lone) TNT
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: giant black panthers in America History Channel
9:50 pm Rambo 2 (rescues POWs in Vietnam) Encore
10:00 pm Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters History Channel
11pm & 3am Species (1995) American Movie Classics
11pm/2am EST Operation Petticoat (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant on a pink submarine) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 am Arachnid (2001) SCIFI
3:30 am The Graveyard The Movie Channel
6:25 am Mission Impossible 3 Showtime
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Thurs 3-13-08:
7:30 am Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home (a Klingon ship in present-day Earth) Cinemax
8:00 am Stargate SG-1 SCIFI
8:15/11:15 EST Legend Of The Lost (1957, treasure in forbidden desert temple) Turner Classic Movies
2:45/5:45 EST True Grit (1969, John Wayne, Kim Darby, Ron Howard) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm Mirror Has Two Faces The Movie Channel
4:30 & 10pm 300 Cinemax
5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes (1938, from a moving train) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm The Matrix American Movie Classics
6:55 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime
7pm/10pm EST Girl With Green Eyes (1964, Peter Finch, Lynn Redgrave) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm Little Miss Sunshine (2006) More Max
7:30 pm Ever After (Drew Barrymore, 1998) Family Channel
Open Season (animated, 2006) Starz
8:00 pm 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis sent back in time to prevent killer virus) Encore
Hills Have Eyes 2 HBO #2
Ice Age (2002 animated) FX Channel
Smallville (new ep) and Reaper (new ep) CW
Splash (Tom Hanks brings home mermaid Daryl Hannah) WE
Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999, Tom Hanks) The Movie Channel
UKM: Ultimate Killing Machine (2006, super-soldiers) Showtime #2
8pm & 2:30am In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. JFK's real assassin) American Movie Classics
9:00 pm Rush Hour (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) Starz
9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Blow-Up (1966, David Hemmings, Vanessa Redgrave) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 pm Man Of The House (Tommy Lee Jones protects cheerleaders from killer) FX Channel
10pm & 2am Cities Of The Underworld: dungeons of Prague History Channel
10:10 pm Shanghai Noon (2000, Jackie Chan in 1880s Nevada) Encore
10:30 pm Splash (Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, Eugene Levy, John Candy) WE
11:30 pm Volcano American Movie Classics
Hostel The Movie Channel
12:30 am Pulp Fiction Starz
12:45/3:45 EST Coma (1978, hospital patients disappear, for spare parts) Turner Classic Movies
2:30 am Are You Scared? The Movie Channel
3:00 am Alien Abduction (2005) SCIFI
Cape Fear Cinemax
3am/6am EST The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 am Stuart Little (voice of Michael J. Fox) HBO
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Fri 3-14-08:
8:00 am John Doe eps SCIFI
8:15 am Death Hunt (Bronson vs. Lee Marvin) American Movie Classics
10:15 am Red Dawn (a past Monstervision feature) American Movie Classics
The Hand (Michael Caine horror film) Cinemax
Troll (June Lockhart & Harry Potter vs. evil troll, 1985) Showtime
11am/2pm EST The Westerner (1940, Gary Cooper vs. Judge Roy Bean) Turner Classic Movies
11:45 am Smithereens Showtime
1pm/4pm EST Three Women (1977, Sissy Spacek) FOX Movie Channel
1pm/4pm EST Track Of The Cat (1954, panther stalks family in remote cabin) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 pm Pitch Black (2000) USA Network
3:15 pm Volcano (in the middle of the city) American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Gaslight (1944, he's driving her mad) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. JFK's real assassin) American Movie Classics
6:35 pm Fight Club (1999) More Max
7:00 pm Cradle 2 the Grave FX Channel
Stranger Than Fiction (2006, a man hears his life being narrated) Starz
7pm/10pm EST Bunny Lake Is Missing (1965, is told daughter never existed) Turner Classic Movies
7:55 pm Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) Showtime #2
8:00 pm The Omen (1976, Gregory Peck) American Movie Classics
The Illusionist (2006, in 1900s Vienna) Encore
Sky High (2005, Kurt Russell as dad in superhero family, Lynda Carter) Disney Channel
8pm & 10:30 Patriot Games (Harrison Ford vs. terrorist Sean Bean) Bravo
9:00 pm Ghost Rider (Nicolas Cage made a deal with the Devil) Starz
9pm & 12am Kiss Of The Dragon FX Channel
9pm & 1am Shockwave (new ep) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Hitchcock's Vertigo (1958, good to the last drop) Turner Classic Movies
9pm/12am EST Scream 3 IFC
9:40 pm Deep Impact (1998, comet headed toward Earth) Flix Movie Channel
9:50 pm Alien (1979, Sigourney Weaver) Encore
10:00 pm Coming To America (1988, Eddie Murphy, James Earl Jones, topless servent girls) Cinemax
10pm & 2am Battle 360 (the USS Enterprise in Battle of Guadalcanal, 1942) History Channel
10:30 pm Damien: The Omen 2 (1978) & Omen 3: The Final Conflict (1980) American Movie Classics
11:15/2:15 EST Night Of The Lepus (1972, DeForest Kelley, Janet Leigh) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 am The Crow 2: City of Angels The Movie Channel
12:30 am The Witches Of Breastwick Cinemax
1am/4am EST Attack Of The Puppet People (1958) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 am The Man Who Fell To Earth The Movie Channel
3:00 am Poltergeist 2: The Other Side American Movie Classics
SS Doomtrooper (2006) SCIFI
3am/6am EST Krakatoa, East Of Java (1969, Maximilian Schell) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am Child's Play 2 (toys that kill: Chucky's back) Cinemax
5:00 am Troll (1986, a good witch helps Harry Potter) Showtime
5:30/8:30 EST Berlin Express (1948, Nazi underground after WW2) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (007 spoof) TNT
6:30 am Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (comedy) Cinemax
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Sat 3-15-08:
8:00 am Austin Powers in Goldmember (007 spoof) TNT
Basic Instinct (1992) Oxygen
8am & 6pm Disturbia (2007) HBO
8:30 am The Dark Command American Movie Classics
9:00 AM ANDROID APOCALYPSE SCIFI
10:30 am Rumble In The Bronx (Jackie Chan) TNT
Nancy Drew Family Channel
Top Gun (a past Monstervision feature) Cinemax
11:00 AM A.I. ASSAULT SCIFI
John Carpenter's Starman (Beau Bridges) The Movie Channel
Noon Hellboy (Ron Perlman) FX Channel
Back To The Future 3 HBO
Sky High (Kurt Russell as superdad, Lynda Carter as a teacher) Disney Channel
12:30 pm My Cousin Vinny (Joe Pesci comedy, Judge: Fred Gwynn) Cinemax
1:00 PM John Carpenter Presents VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS SCIFI
The Brothers Grimm (2005) USA Network
2:00 pm The Gates HBO
World Trade Center (fireman trapped inside on 9/11, Nicolas Cage) Showtime
2:30 pm Assault On Precinct 13 (2005) FX Channel
3:00 PM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY SCIFI
Free Enterprise (William Shatner meets some fans) The Movie Channel
Meatballs 2 Comedy Central
The Parent Trap (1998, Lindsay Lohan) Family Channel
4:00 pm Bandidas HBO
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Cinemax
Substitute Assassins Telemundo
5:00 PM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 3: HANGMAN'S DAUGHTER SCIFI
King Solomon's Mines (2004, Patrick Swayze) Hallmark
Wayne's World 2 Comedy Central
5pm/8pm EST The Music Box (Laurel & Hardy & piano vs. tall steps) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Thomas Crown Affair (Peirce Brosnan) WGN
5pm/8pm EST History Of The World Part 1 (Mel Brooks, repeated in 2 & 4 hours) FOX Movie Channel
5:30/8:30 EST Sons Of The Desert (Laurel & Hardy at a convention) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm Hostage (2005) USA Network
6:00 pm Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan) TNT
6pm & 4am Lethal Weapon 4 Cinemax
6:45 pm Flags Of Our Fathers (2006, battle of Iwo Jima (2006) More Max
7:00 PM IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (a past Monstervision feature, Sam Neill) SCIFI
SWAT (2003) FX Channel
8:00 pm Blair Witch Project (not to be confused with Joe Bob's Nair Witch Project) Flix Channel
Big Business (Bette Midler & Lily Tomlin meet their evil twins) CMT
The Good Shepherd (2006) HBO
Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Encore
8pm & 12am True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) A&E
8pm & 10pm Coyote Ugly (2000) Oxygen
8:15 pm Turistas (2006) Cinemax
8:30 pm Vertical Limit (2000) Telemundo
8:30/11:30 EST The Court Jester (Danny Kaye comedy, vs. evil Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 PM John Carpenter's GHOST OF MARS (2001, Pam Grier, Ice Cube) SCIFI
The Incredibles (2004 animated super family, Holly Hunter, Craig T. Nelson) Disney Channel
The 3 Musketeers (Chris O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen, Keifer Sutherland) Hallmark
9pm & 11pm Stephen King's Misery (Kathy Bates, James Caan) Bravo
9:30 pm John Carpenter's The Eyes Of Laura Mars (1978) Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm I, Robot (2004, Will Smith) FX Channel
10pm & 2am Journey To 10,000 B.C. History Channel
10:15 pm The Rock (Sean Connery & Nicolas Cage break into Alcatraz) Encore
10:15/1:15 EST A Night In Casablanca (Marx Brothers) Turner Classic Movies
10:30pm & 1am Masters Of Horror (new ep) The Movie Channel
11:00 PM HAUNTED PRISON SCIFI
Joe Dirt Comedy Central
11:45/2:45 EST Golden Age Of Comedy (1957 silent movie compilation) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 am Beverly Hills Ninja (comedy) TBS
Mecury Rising (Bruce Willis) USA Network
1:00 AM PENNY DREADFUL (2006) SCIFI
Mindhunters (2004) Spike (TNN)
US Marshals (Tommy Lee Jones, sequel to The Fugitive) Bravo
1:15/4:15 EST The General (Buster Keaton comedy in Civil War) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 am Encino Man (slackers defrost a caveman) TBS
Land Of The Blind The Movie Channel
3:00 AM PROJECT VIPER (2002) SCIFI
3:30 am Bait (2000, Jamie Foxx) TNT
4:00 am The Sex Substitute 2 The Movie Channel
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Sun 3/16/08:
9:00 AM WATCHERS 2 and WATCHERS 3 SCIFI
11am/2pm EST Roman Holiday (1953, Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM WATCHERS REBORN SCIFI
1:15/4:15 EST Key Largo (Bogart vs. Edward G. Robinson during a hurricane) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 PM BEAST OF BRAY ROAD, THE SCIFI
3pm/6pm EST Hitchcock's Rear Window (1954, the killer knows you saw him) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 PM CURSED SCIFI
Face/Off (1997, Nicolas Cage vs. a bad guy with his face) USA Network
5pm/8pm EST All About Eve (1950, Bette Davis takes over) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm The Witches Of Eastwick (with Jack Nicholson as the Devil) Oxygen
6:20 pm The Shaggy Dog (2006, Tim Allen turned into dog by a curse) Encore
7:00 pm 300 "Die like Spartans!" More Max
Enemy Of The State (1998, Will Smith) FX Channel
Howl's Moving Castle (2004, Japanese animated) Cartoon Network
Joe Dirt (2001, Dennis Miller, David Spade) Comedy Central
KING OF THE LOST WORLD (2005) SCIFI
The Magical Legend Of The Leprechauns (4 hours, it's war when you steal their gold) Ion
7:20 pm Rush Hour (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) Starz
7:30 pm H20 (1st ep, 3 teeneage mermaids) Nick-At-Nite
7:30/10:30 EST Fritz Lang's The Blue Gardenia (1953) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Disturbia (2007 remake of Rear Window) HBO
National Treasure (2004, Nicholas Cage) USA Network
9:00 pm Men In Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones) TBS
Hybrid (2007) SCIFI
Silent Hill (2006, Sean Bean) Starz
9pm & 1am Ax Men (2 eps) History Channel
9:15/12:15 EST Fritz Lang's Metropolis (1927, Raymond Massey) Turner Classic Movies
9:40 pm Striptease (Demi Moore as a working mother) Encore
10:00 pm John Adams (part 1, defending the British in the Boston Massacre) HBO
Pulp Fiction The Movie Channel
11:00 PM ROTTWEILER SCIFI
11:30/2:30 EST Titanic (1943, they say it's unsinkable) Turner Classic Movies
1am/4am EST Terminator (1984, Schwarzenegger) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM ABERRATION SCIFI
6:30/9:30 EST The Great Rupert (1950) Turner Classic Movies
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Mon 3/17/2008:
8:00 AM CRITTERS SCIFI
10:00 AM TRILOGY OF TERROR II SCIFI
11:00 am Por 'O Gold (1941, James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 PM LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE (Happy St. Patrick's Day) SCIFI
2:00 PM LEPRECHAUN, LEPRECHAUN 2 and LEPRECHAUN 3 (6-hours) SCIFI
4:00 pm Wishmaster 2 Cinemax
6:50 pm EDtv (1999) Starz
7:15 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire (2005) Cinemax
8:00 pm The Gates (2007) HBO #2
9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld visits Chicago (new ep) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Hair (1979, made by and for hippies) Turner Classic Movies
9:35 pm Snake Eyes (1998) Flix Movie Channel
10pm & 2am Paranormal State (new ep) A&E
11:00 PM (ANIME) STREET FIGHTER ALPHA SCIFI
Midnight The Dark (2005) The Movie Channel
1:00 am The Temp (she'll just kill for this job) Oxygen
1:15/4:15 EST 5 Easy Pieces (all Jack Nicholson wanted was toast) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 am Natural Born Killers HBO
2:00 am Shadow Man (2006) USA Network
Hard Candy (never talk to strangers) The Movie Channel
2:30 am American Psycho Cinemax
Saw 3 Showtime
3am/6am EST shorts: Kings Of The Turf (1941) & Facing Your Danger (1946) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am The Sex Substitute The Movie Channel
3:30/6:30 EST Mountain Justice (1937, I swear it was self defense) Turner Classic Movies
4:30 am Night Of The Creeps Showtime
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Tue 3/18/2008:
7:30 am Aeon Flux Showtime
8:00 am Battlestar Galactica, season 3 eps SCIFI
9:30/12:30 EST 20,000,000 Miles To Earth (1957, monster from Venus) Turner Classic Movies
11am/2pm EST Earth Vs. The Flying Saucers (1956) Turner Classic Movies
Noon Shadow Man (2006) USA Network
12:05 pm Deliverance (let's take a backwoods canoe trip) Cinemax
12:30/3:30 EST War Of The Worlds (1953) Turner Classic Movies
2pm/5pm EST Hitchcock's Rope (murder can be a party) Turner Classic Movies
3:15 pm Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics
3:30 pm Carnival Of Souls Showtime
3:30/6:30 EST The Lady From Shanghai (1948, Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 pm Aeon Flux Showtime
5pm/8pm EST Harvey (Jimmy Stewart and his invisible rabbit) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Scary But True (2 eps) SCIFI
Ladder 49 (2004) American Movie Classics
7:00 pm Batman Begins (2005) FX Channel
The Good Shepherd (2006) HBO #2
7pm/10pm EST What's New, Pussycat? (1965, Peter O'Toole, Peter Sellers) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Linda Blair's Scariest Places On Earth (2 eps) SCIFI
Aliens (1986, it had babies) Encore
Die Hard American Movie Classics
9:00 pm The Mummy (1999, Joe Bob says they're zombies) Starz
9pm & 1am Universe: life on Mars History Channel
9pm/12am EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell, James Hong) FOX Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST What About Bob? (Richard Dreyfuss vs. Bill Murray) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 pm Jericho (new ep) CBS
10:20 pm Shanghai Noon (Jackie Chan) Encore
10:30 pm Striking Distance (Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics
11:30 pm Hostel The Movie Channel
12:30 am Red Dawn (Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen) American Movie Classics
12:30/3:30 EST 3 on a Couch (1966, Janet Leigh, Jerry Lewis) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 am The Enforcer Cinemax
2:30 am Cellular (2004) TBS
3:00 AM SHAPESHIFTER SCIFI
Firefox (Clint Eastwood sent undercover to Russia) American Movie Classics
Urban Legends Showtime
4am/7am EST The Strange Woman (1946, Hedy Lamarr, George Sanders) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Across The Pacific (1942, Bogart vs. Nazi spies) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 3/19/2008:
7:30 am Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Tim Allen) HBO
8:00 am Tales From The Darkside SCIFI
9:30/12:30 EST Tomorrow Is Forever (1946, Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 am Firefox (Clint Eastwood steals world's 1st hypersonic fighterplane) American Movie Classics
11:30/2:30 EST Hitchcock's Saboteur (1942) Turner Classic Movies
12:30 pm Ghost (Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) Cinemax
1:00 pm Red Dawn (Patrick Swayze vs. invading Commie army) American Movie Classics
1:30/4:30 EST Night Of The Hunter (1955, Robert Mitchum) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Thunder Road (Mitchum as a fast-driving moonshiner) Turner Classic Movies
2:25 pm Hideous Kinky The Movie Channel
2:40 pm Dead Again Cinemax
2:45 pm World Trade Center Showtime
4:00 pm Hand That Rocks The Cradle (psycho babysitter) The Movie Channel
4:30 pm Nurse Betty (she's in a world of her own) Comedy Central
5:00 pm Batman Begins FX Channel
5pm/8pm EST The Caine Mutiny (1954, the crew was against me from the start) Turner Classic Movies
6:15 pm Blues Brothers (Aykroyd & John Belushi on a mission for God) Cinemax
7:15 pm Eragon (2006) HBO
Hard To Kill (1990, Steven Seagal) More Max
7:15/10:15 EST Mutiny On The Bounty (1962, Brando) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Big Business (Lily Tomlin & Bette Midler vs. their evil twins) CMT
The Mirror Has 2 Faces (1996) Flix Movie Channel
Smart House (it will keep you safe inside...forever) Disney Channel
8:30 pm National Treasure (2004, Nicolas Cage) USA Network
9:00 pm Disturbia (2007) HBO Signature
The Astronaut Farmer (2006) More Max
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: gigantic fish History Channel
10:00 pm The Truman Show (1998) The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters (new ep) History Channel
10:10 pm Alien 3 (Joe Bob says it's Alien squared) Encore
10:30/1:30 EST Damn The Defiant! (1962, Alec Guinness) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 pm 2001 The Movie Channel
12:30 am The Silver Chalice (1954) TBN
1:00 am 10th & Wolf The Movie Channel
Showtime TBS
Double Whammy Showtime
1:30/4:30 EST Mutiny On The Bounty (1935, Charles Laughton) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM FINAL MOVE SCIFI
3:45/6:45 EST The Vampire Bat (1933, with Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies
4:30 am The Hitcher HBO
6:15 am Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Cinemax
6:45 am John Carpenter's Starman (Beau Bridges) The Movie Channel
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Thurs 3/20/2008:
7:30 am Back To The Future, parts 2 & 3 HBO
7:30/10:30 EST Murder In Greenwich Village (1937, Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies
7:45 am Troll (with June Lockhart as the good witch) Showtime
8:00 am Jake 2.0 SCIFI
10:45 am Smithereens Showtime
1:00 pm Sniper American Movie Classics
1:30 pm National Treasure (2004) USA Network
2:30 pm The Mesmerist Showtime
3:00 pm In The Line Of Fire American Movie Classics
3pm/6pm EST 3 Came Home (1950, American woman captured by WW2 Japanese) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 pm Delirious (John Candy) Comedy Central
Die Hard 2 Cinemax
6:00 pm Spawn (with his sidekick, the clown from hell) FX Channel
6:30/9:30 EST Gunga Din by Rudyard Kipling (1939, Cary Grant) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 PM STEPHEN KING'S THE LANGOLIERS (4 hours, you may never fly again) SCIFI
7:15 pm X-Men: The Last Stand More Max
Dawn Of The Dead (2004) Starz
7:45 pm Open Water 2 Showtime
8:00 pm Smallville (new ep) & Reaper (new ep) CW
Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Encore
Snake Eyes (1998, Nicolas Cage) Flix Movie Channel
8:30/11:30 EST Jezebel (1938, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm Lost (new ep) ABC
Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks) Starz
Final Destination 3 More Max
9:30 pm See No Evil (2006) Showtime
9:30/12:30 EST Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel
9:40 pm Wetherby (1985, it looks like suicide) Flix Movie Channel
11:00 PM LOST IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE SCIFI
12:30/3:30 EST Easy Rider (Dennis Hopper, Peter Fonda, Jack Nicholson) Turner Classic Movies
2am/5am EST Dogville shorts: Hot Dog & College Hounds (1930) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM MONSTER MAN SCIFI
4:30/7:30 EST Murder At The Baskervilles (1941, Ian Fleming) Turner Classic Movies
5:45/8:45 EST Along Came Jones (1945, Gary Cooper comedy) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Cowboy & the Lady (1938, Gary Cooper) Turner Classic Movies
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Fri 3/21/2008:
8:00 am The X-Files SCIFI
Delirious (John Candy) Comedy Central
Fatal Instinct The Movie Channel
10:00 am Spawn (the Devil's personal CIA agent) FX Channel
1:30 pm 300 Cinemax
2:00 pm Timecop (1994) USA Network
3:30 pm Lady In The Water Cinemax
4:30 pm My Stepmother Is An Alien (Dan Aykroyd) Comedy Central
6:00 pm Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks) American Movie Classics
7:00 pm The Sound Of Music (Julie Andrews vs. Nazis) Family Channel
7:10 pm The Devil Wears Prada (2006) More Max
7:55 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime
Saw 3 (2006) Showtime #2
8:00 pm Jericho (4-hour marathon) SCIFI
Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Encore
Titanic (1997) TNT
Fearless (2006) HBO #2
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003) BET
Ella Enchanted (2004) Disney Channel
Doctor Dolittle (1998 remake, Eddie Murphy) American Movie Classics
9:30 pm Doctor Dolittle (1967, Rex Harrison fantasy) American Movie Classics
9:35 pm John Carpenter's The Eyes Of Laura Mars (1978) Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm 300 Cinemax
10pm & 2am Battle 360: October 1942 History Channel
10:35 pm Click Encore
12:00 am John Carpenter's The Thing (with Kurt Russell) American Movie Classics
The Hills Have Eyes 2 HBO
12:30 am Kinky Kong (from the makers of Playmate Of The Apes) Cinemax
2:30 am And Now The Screaming Starts American Movie Classics
3:00 AM Bram Stoker's WAY OF THE VAMPIRE SCIFI
Basic Instinct 2 The Movie Channel
3:30 am Braveheart (Mel Gibson) Cinemax
4:30 am Blood Of Dracula American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Wizard Of Oz (1939) "I'll get you...and your dog too!" Turner Classic Movies
followed by Wonderful Wizard Of Oz; 50 Years Of Magic (1990) Turner Classic Movies
7:45/10:45 EST The Secret Garden (1949, Margaret O'Brien, Dean Stockwell) Turner Classic Movies
9:30/12:30 EST Jack & the Beanstalk (1952 fantasy, Abbott & Costello) Turner Classic Movies
5:15/8:15 EST Crossfire (1947, Robert Young) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am When Legends Die American Movie Classics
followed by Blood On The Arrow (western) American Movie Classics
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Sat 3/22/2008
7am/10am EST The 3 Stooges in Rockin' In The Rockies (during the gold rush) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 AM ATTACK OF THE SABRETOOTH SCIFI
9:30 am Nat. Lampoon's Animal House (John Belushi) USA Network
9:30/12:30 EST It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955) Turner Classic Movies
10:30 am My Stepmother's An Alien (Aykroyd) Comedy Central
While You Were Sleeping (comedy) TBS
11:00 AM SABRETOOTH SCIFI
11:15/2:15 EST 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) Turner Classic Movies
Noon Ella Enchanted Disney Channel
House Of Wax FX Channel
12pm & 12am Big (Tom Hanks fantasy) Family Channel
1:00 PM MAN-THING (2005) SCIFI
1pm/4pm EST Jason & the Argonauts (1963) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire Cinemax
2:00 pm Forever Young (frozen 1930s pilot wakes up in present) Family Channel
Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder) American Movie Classics
Replicant (2001) CW
3:00 PM CAVED IN: PREHISTORIC TERROR SCIFI
3pm/6pm EST The Wizard of Oz (1939, Judy Garland) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm Star Trek Insurrection Showtime
4:00 pm Agent Cody Banks 2 Telemundo
Kangaroo Jack Hallmark
Solaris (2002) CW
Throw Momma From The Train (spoof of Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train) American Movie Classics
Urban Legend FX Channel
5:00 PM BASILISK: THE SERPENT KING SCIFI
Aeon Flux Showtime
Titanic (1997) TNT
6:00 pm Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as Tim Burton's ghost with the most) TV-Land
Die Hard With a Vengeance A&E
Doctor Dolittle (1998) American Movie Classics
The Hot Chick (hypnotized playboy) FX Channel
The Parent Trap (1961, Hayley Mills) Hallmark
7:00 PM BEYOND LOCH NESS (2007) SCIFI
The 10 Commandments (DeMille, Charlton Heston, Vincent Price) ABC
7:15 pm Superman Returns (2006) Cinemax
7:15/10:15 EST Cabin In The Sky (1943, Eddie Anderson, Lena Horne, Ethel Waters) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm 13 going on 30 (remake of Big starring Jennifer Garner) FX Channel
Deep Impact (1998, comet headed toward Earth) Flix Movie Channel
John Grisham's The Firm (1993) Oxygen
Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) American Movie Classics
The Sound of Music (1965) Family Channel
Waterworld (1995, Kevin Costner vs. Dennis Hopper) Encore
8pm & 12am Quest for the Lost Ark (the real Indiana Jones, 2 hour) History Channel
8pm & 12am The Matrix (1999) A&E
9:00 pm Grease 2 (no-star sequel to Grease) Bravo
Torchwood (new - congratulations, it's an alien) BBC America
Incubus (2005) The Movie Channel
Poseidon (2006, Kurt Russell) More Max
Adv. of Sharkboy & Lavagirl (2005) Disney Channel
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971, Gene Wilder) Hallmark
Van Helsing (2004) TBS
9pm & 1am ROCK MONSTER (2008) SCIFI
10pm & 2am Alpha Dog (2006) Cinemax
10:20 pm Commando (Schwarzenegger vs. daughter's kidnappers) Encore
11:00 PM KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP SCIFI
The Karate Kid (Pat Morita) American Movie Classics
12:00 am Jurassic Park 3 TBS
12:30/3:30 EST What's The Worst That Could Happen (comedy) WGN
1:00 am Cyborg Cop 3 (1993) Telemundo
1am/4am EST Brigadoon (1954, a village appears once a century) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 am Mars Attacks! TBS
2:30 am Spanglish TNT
3:00 AM HOLLOW MAN II SCIFI
3:30 am 8-Legged Freaks! TBS
Saw 3 (2006) Showtime
4:30 am 60 Seconds Telemundo
Scent Of A Woman (DeNiro as blind man) Cinemax
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Sun 3/23/2008:
9:00 AM STEPHEN KING'S STORM OF THE CENTURY (6 hours) SCIFI
Noon/3pm EST Godspell (1973, hippi version of Jesus Christ Superstar) Turner Classic Movies
2pm/4pm EST King Of Kings (1961, Jeffrey Hunter as Christ) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 PM BLACK HOLE SCIFI
4:30 pm Dukes Of Hazzard (2005) USA Network
Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) American Movie Classics
5:00 PM ATOMIC TWISTER SCIFI
6:00 pm Lara Croft, Tomb Raider TBS
George Of The Jungle (1997 comedy) TNT
6:16 pm Land Of The Blind The Movie Channel
6:30 pm Barnyard (2006) Showtime
7:00 PM SCORCHER (2002) SCIFI
Flight Of The Navigator (boy abducted by alien ship, v.o.Paul Reubens) Hallmark
The Sound of Music (1965) Family Channel
7:30 pm Geronimo (1993, Gene Hackman) American Movie Classics
8:00 pm Alpha Dog (2006) Cinemax
Cars (2006, George Carlin, Cheech Marin, Paul Newman, Owen Wilson) Encore
Hills Have Eyes 2 HBO #2
March Of The Penguins (2005) Animal Planet
The Truman Show (1998) The Movie Channel
8pm & 9:55pm Shrek (2001, voice of Mike Myers) TNT
8pm & 10:10 Sahara (2005) TBS
8:30 pm 8 Below (2006) USA Network
9:00 PM EARTHSTORM (2006) SCIFI
Da Vinci Code (2006, Tom Hanks) Starz
Honey I Shrunk The Kids (1989, Rick Moranis) Hallmark
Monsters Inc. (voices of Billy Crystal, John Goodman) Disney Channel
9:57 pm Dexter (new ep) CBS
10:00 pm Life (1999) Encore
Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) The Movie Channel
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Cinemax
10:15 pm Good Shepherd HBO
11:00 PM METEOR SCIFI
3:00 AM XCHANGE SCIFI
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Mon 3/24/2008
8:00 AM MANSQUITO SCIFI
8:30 & 6am John Carpenter's Starman The Movie Channel
9:15/12:15 EST A Woman's Face (1941, female criminal gets new face) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 AM ABERRATION SCIFI
12:00 PM LARVA SCIFI
2:00 PM ALIEN SIEGE SCIFI
7pm/10pm EST Alien (1979, Sigourney Weaver) FOX Movie Channel
7:15/10:15 EST King Solomon's Mines (1950 fantasy) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Jumanji (1995, Robin Williams) Encore
Constantine (2005, based on Hellblazer comics) FX Channel
Lock, Stock & two Smoking Barrels (1998) Flix Movie Channel
Smart House (it will keep you safe inside, forever. Katie Sagal) Disney Channel
9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld: passages under Jerusalem History Channel
9:30/12:30 EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. aliens) FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm Medium (new ep, part 1 of 2) NBC
Paranormal State (new ep) A&E
10:15 pm Spy Hard (1996 spoof of Die Hard & spy movies) American Movie Classics
2am/4am EST Angela Lansbury profile/interview (2006) Turner Classic Movies
5am/8am EST The Desperate Hours (1955, escaped convicts hold family hostage) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Strange Woman (1946) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am Eragon HBO
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Tue 3/25/2008:
7:15 am Troll Showtime
8:00 am Outer Limits eps SCIFI
9am/12pm EST Brute Force (1947, violent prison escape planned) Turner Classic Movies
9:15 am Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox as a teen werewolf) American Movie Classics
10:00 am Back To The Future 3 HBO
11am/2pm EST The Slender Thread (1965, suicide hotline, Telly Savalas) Turner Classic Movies
Noon The Meteor Man Showtime
2:00 pm Smithereens Showtime
2:30 pm 300 Cinemax
3pm/6pm EST Suddenly, Last Summer (1959, she knows what you saw) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm Ticker Showtime
4:15 pm Spy Hard American Movie Classics
4:30 pm Constantine FX Channel
5pm/8pm EST A League Of Their Own (a past Monstervision feature) WGN
5pm/8pm EST The Dark Past (1948, psychologist studies his own kidnappers) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Scary But True (2 eps) SCIFI
Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, Cleavon Little) American Movie Classics
6:30/9:30 EST Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse (1938, Bogart vs. Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm The Hoax (2007) Starz
7:30/10:30 EST A League Of Their Own (a past Monstervision feature) WGN
8:00 pm 300 (2007) Cinemax
Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as Tim Burton's ghost with the most) TV-Land
Being John Malkovich (1999, dark fantasy) Showtime #2
Linda Blair's Scariest Places On Earth (2 eps) SCIFI
Running Scared (1986, Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines, Jimmy Smits) Encore
8pm/11pm EST Blind Alley (1939, remade as The Dark Past) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm Alpha Dog (2006, Justin Timberlake) More Max
9pm/12am EST Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel
9:15/12:15 EST Crime Doctor (1943, respected doctor is former criminal) Turner Classic Movies
9:50 pm Bulletproof (1996) Encore
10:00 pm Jericho (new ep) CBS
Gladiator (2000) Cinemax
12:15/3:15 EST Silence Of The Lambs (1991, hello Clarice) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 am Limbo (1999) HBO
2:30/5:30 EST shorts: King Of The Turf (1941) Facing Your Danger (1946) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM CRITTERS SCIFI
300 "Die like Spartans!" Cinemax
3am/6am EST The 7th Victim (1943, Kim Hunter vs. Satanic cult) Turner Classic Movies
4:15/7:15 EST The Satan Bug (1965, government germ-weapon escapes) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 3/26/2008:
8:00 am Stargate SG-1 eps SCIFI
8:45 am Star Trek Insurrection Showtime
10:00 am Hellboy (2004) FX Channel
Coneheads (Aykroyd, Jane Curtain as alien family on Earth) Cinemax
10:30/1:30 EST On The Beach (1959, watching WW3 from Australia) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Transatlantic Tunnel (1935, digging a tunnel US-Europe) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm Top Gun (a past Monstervision feature) Cinemax
Open Water 2 Showtime #2
6:45/9:45 EST Most Dangerous Game (1932, man hunts humans on his island, Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm The Parent Trap (1998, Lindsay Lohan) Family Channel
7:10 pm Meet Wally Sparks (1997, Rodney Dangerfield) More Max
7:30 pm Epic Movie (spoof of 2007 movies) HBO #2
8:00 pm Deathwish 4 & 5 American Movie Classics
Click (2006) Encore
John Carpenter's The Eyes of Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway sees what killer sees) Flix Movie Channel
Luck Of The Irish (2001, boy discovers Dad's a leprachaun) Disney Channel
Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) The Movie Channel
8pm/11pm EST Hitchcock's The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
8:30 pm Dracula: Dead & Loving It (a past Monstervision feature, Mel Brooks) Cinemax
9:00 pm Ghost Hunters (new ep, in Gettysburg) SCIFI
Murder 101: College Can Be Murder (2007, Dick Van Dyke) Hallmark
Waist Deep (2006, ex-con's son kidnapped) More Max
9:10 pm Saw 3 Showtime
9:30/12:30 EST Hitchcock's Jamaica Inn (1939, Charles Laughton) Turner Classic Movies
9:45 pm Blair Witch Project Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm Destination Truth (new ep, a sea monster off Vietnam) SCIFI
Alpha Dog (2006, drug dealers kidnap client's teen brother for ransom) Cinemax
Eight Below (2006) USA Network
10:40 pm Hotel Erotica More Max
11:30 pm Warriors The Movie Channel
Midnight Death Hunt (Bronson vs. Lee Marvin) American Movie Classics
2:00 am The French Connection & French Connection 2 American Movie Classics
3:00 AM CODE RED: THE RUBICON CONSPIRACY SCIFI
6:00 am Serenity (2005 scifi) HBO
6am/9am EST Outward Bound (1930, a ship of dead souls) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Between 2 Worlds (1944 remake) Turner Classic Movies
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Thurs 3/27/2008:
7:30 am Meteorites! Cinemax
McHale's Navy & McHale's Navy Joins the Air Force (Borgnine, Tim Conway) American Movie Classics
8:00 am The X-Files eps marathon SCIFI
8:30 am The Haunting (1999) HBO
11:30 am The Shakiest Gun In The West (Don Knotts) American Movie Classics
Noon Fatal Instinct The Movie Channel
12:20 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire Cinemax
2:00 pm Disturbia HBO
3:00 pm Videodrome Cinemax
3pm/6pm EST Greatest Show On Earth (Jimmy Stewart wanted for murder, hides as a clown) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 pm Death Wish 4 & 5 American Movie Classics
Serenity HBO
4:30 pm Real Genius (college kids help invent deathray in space) Comedy Central
6:00 pm Elektra (2005, still a daredevil) FX Channel
6:10 pm Hot Fuzz Cinemax
6:45 pm Lethal Weapon 4 (Mel Gibson) More Max
7:00 PM OGRE (2008) SCIFI
Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2
7pm/10pm EST The Spiral Staircase (1945, he's somewhere in the house) Turner Classic Movies
7:05 pm Ghost Rider (2007, Nicolas Cage) Starz
8:00 pm Smallville (new ep, Kara & Clark vs. Brainiac) CW
Brother From Another Planet (1984, alien lands near Harlem) Flix Movie Channel
Letters From Iwo Jima (from the Japanese perspective) American Movie Classics
Waterworld (1995, Kevin Costner vs. Dennis Hopper) Encore
X2: X-Men United (2003) FX Channel
8:15 pm The Lake House (2006 reamke of Somewhere In Time) Cinemax
8:30 pm Babel (2006) Showtime
8:30/11:30 EST High School Confidential (1958, I was a teenage narc) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 PM Reaper (new ep) CW
Conspiracy Theory (1997, Mel Gibson, Patrick Stewart) Lifetime
ROCK MONSTER (2008) SCIFI
Scary Movie 4 (spoof of 2006 movies) Starz
9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History Channel
10:00 pm The Designated Mourner (1997) Flix Movie Channel
10pm & 2am Cities Of The Underworld: Chicago History Channel
10pm/1am EST Operation Crossbow (1965, Nazis building nuclear missiles) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM TREMORS 4: THE LEGEND BEGINS SCIFI
Midnight Disturbia (2007) HBO
1:45/4:45 EST The October Man (1947, bus crash survivor is suspect) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM METEOR SCIFI
3:30 am Guyver 2: Dark Hero Cinemax
3:30/6:30 EST Ladies They Talk About (1933, female mob boss in woman's prison) Turner Classic Movies
4:45/7:45 EST Gaslight (1940, am I going crazy?) Turner Classic Movies
5:40 am Wait Until Dark Cinemax
6:00 am Lightning Jack HBO
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Fri 3/28/2008:
7:30 am Adv. of Pluto Nash HBO
8:00 am Level 9 eps SCIFI
Real Genius (college kids unwittingly help invent deathray in space) Comedy Central
8:15 am John Carpenter's Starman The Movie Channel
8:30 am The Meteor Man Showtime
9:45/12:45 EST Toys In The Attic (1963, dir: George Roy Hill) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 pm The Skeleton Key Cinemax
1:30/4:30 EST Bunny Lake Is Missing (1965, your daughter never existed) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 pm The Mesmerist Showtime
3:00 pm The Fly 2 Cinemax
3:30/6:30 EST Spider-Baby (1968, Lon Chaney vs. family of cannibals) Turner Classic Movies
4:10 pm John Carpenter's Starman (Beau Bridges) The Movie Channel
5:00 pm Iwo Jima American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955, it attacks the city) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Cinemax
Stephen King's The Shawshank Redemption HBO #2
6:30/9:30 EST Wake Of The Red Witch (1949, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies
6:45 pm American Gun Showtime
7:00 pm Wolfen (1981, werewolves in NY) More Max
7pm & 9pm Overboard (Kurt Russell convinces rich Goldie Hawn that they're married) Oxygen
7:30 pm Babel (2006) Showtime #2
8:00 pm Castaway (2000, Tom Hanks meets Wislon) TNT
In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. JFK's real killer) American Movie Classics
High School Musical 2 (2007) Disney Channel
The Rock (Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage must break into Alcatraz) Encore
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995) BET
8:25 pm Aeon Flux Showtime
8:30 pm Lethal Weapon (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey) Bravo
Accepted (dropouts create their own school) Cinemax
8:30/11:30 EST Below The Sea (U-boat looks for sunken treasure, 1933, Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm Transporter 2 FX Channel
Alpha Dog (2006) More Max
The Good Shepherd (2006) HBO Signature
The Hoax (2007) Starz
Phenomenon (1996, Forest Whitaker, John Travolta) TBS
10:00 pm Snakes On A Plane Cinemax
Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as Tim Burton's ghost with the most) TV-Land
Cherry Falls (2000, serial killer in a small town) Sundance Channel
10pm & 2am Battle 360: USS Enterprise in Guadalcanal (1942) History Channel
10pm/aam EST Sh! The Octopus (1937, giant octopus, haunted lighthouse) Turner Classic Movies
11pm/2am EST Blood On Satan's Claw (1970, strange skeleton possesse everyone) Turner Classic Movies
Midnight Lethal Weapon Bravo
12:30 am The Fury (1978, the Government is collecting psychics) American Movie Classics
12:45/3:45 EST Brotherhood of Satan (1971, family vs. Satanists) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 am Borat HBO
Hostel (2006) The Movie Channel
1:30 am Patriot Games (1992) Bravo
2:00 AM STARGATE: THE MOVIE SCIFI
Pootie Tang Spike
Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood (Dennis Miller as a vampire hunter) USA Network
3:00 am Earth vs. The Spider American Movie Classics
3am/6am EST shorts Kings Of The Turf (1941) and Facing Your Danger (1946) Turner Classic Movies
3:30/6:30 EST Prince & the Pauper (1937, Claude Rains, Errol Flynn) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 am Night Of The Creeps Showtime
4:30 am The Brain Eaters American Movie Classics
John Carpenter's Starman The Movie Channel
5:30/8:30 EST Poe's The Raven (1963, Karloff, Lorre, Vincent Price) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am The Mesmerist Showtime
6:30 am batteries not included Cinemax
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Sat 3/29/2008:
8:00 am Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof) HBO
Die Hard 2 Cinemax
9:00 AM NIGHT OF THE COMET (valley girls of the apocalypse) SCIFI
Hannibal (2001) USA Network
9:30 am Eragon HBO
11:00 AM WICKED LITTLE THINGS SCIFI
Noon Phenomenon (1996) TBS
Conspiracy Theory (1997, Mel Gibson, Patrick Stewart) Lifetime
Jeepers Creepers & Jeepers Creepers 2 USA Network
12:30 am Undercover Brother & Black Sheep Comedy Central
1:00 PM THE GRAVEDANCERS SCIFI
Hellboy (2004) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
2:00 pm The Untouchable Cinemax
3:00 PM HALLOWED GROUND SCIFI
Hnad That Rocks The Cradle The Movie Channel
3pm/6pm EST Mr. Destiny (Belushi, Michael Caine) WGN
3pm/6pm EST Support Your Local Sheriff (conman named town sheriff, James Garner) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm Death Wish American Movie Classics
4:00 pm 60 Seconds (2000) Telemundo
Beetlejuice TV-Land
Conspiracy Theory (1997, Mel Gibson, Patrick Stewart) Lifetime
Final Destination 2 USA Network
5:00 PM Fargo MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
The Matrix A&E
RESIDENT EVIL SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST The Great Escape (1963, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm The Mummy Returns (2001) and Scorpion King (2002) USA Network
Eragon HBO
6:50 pm Conan the Barbarian More Max
7:00 PM RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE (2004) & The Insatiable (2006) SCIFI
Lethal Weapon Telemundo
7pm & 9pm Coyote Ugly (2000) Bravo
7pm/10pm EST Romancing The Stone (another Trenchcoat) FOX Movie Channel
8:00 pm Torchwood (from last week, congratulations it's an alien) BBC America
Alien followed by Aliens Encore
Catch Me If You Can (2002, Christopher Walken, Leonardo DiCaprio) ABC
The Godfather "Make him an offer he can't refuse" American Movie Classics
The Tuxedo (2002, Jackie Chan as chauffer turned crimefighter) TBS
What Women Want (Mel Gibson hears women's thought but can't turn it off) TNT
You, Me & Depree (2006) Cinemax
XXX: State Of The Union (2005, Samuel L. Jackson) FX Channel
8pm & 10:30 Monster (2003, Charlize Theron, Bruce Dern) WE
8pm & 12am True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) A&E
8pm/11pm EST Thomas Crown Affair (1968, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies
8:30 pm Die, Mommy, Die! (2003 spoof of 1950s movies) Sundance Channel
9:00 pm Around The World In 80 Days (2004, Jackie Chan) Disney Channel
Torchwood (new ep, creepy carny performers are collecting lives) BBC America
Blood For Dracula (1974 sequel to Andy Warhol's Frankenstein) The Movie Channel
Kill Bill 1 Telemundo
9pm/12am EST Romancing The Stone (another Trenchcoat) FOX Movie Channel
9:45 pm The Matrix Reloaded HBO
10:00 pm Deck The Halls (2006) Cinemax
The 7% Solution (1976, Sherlock Holmes meets Freud, Alan Arken) Sundance Channel
Spider-Man TBS
10:30/1:30 EST movie WGN
11:00 PM QUEEN OF THE DAMNED SCIFI
Midnight Alabama Jones & the Busty Crusade Cinemax
12:30 am Blood For Dracula & Flesh For Frankenstein The Movie Channel
1:00 AM RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: NECROPOLIS SCIFI
2am/5am EST Hollywood Without Make-up (1966 docu) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: RAVE TO THE GRAVE SCIFI
5:15/8:15 EST Comrade X (1940 comedy, Clark Gable woos Russian worker) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 3/30/2008:
9:00 AM IN THE SPIDERS WEB SCIFI
9:15/12:15 EST Play It Again, Sam (1972, Bogart's ghost gives Woody Allen advice) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM CROC SCIFI
11am/2pm EST The Pink Panther (1964, Peter Sellers) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Fortune Cookie (1966, Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM GRIZZLY RAGE SCIFI
3:00 PM MANEATER SCIFI
3:15/6:15 EST The Out-Of-Towners (1969, they try to escape New York) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 PM BLOOD MONKEY SCIFI
XXX: State Of The Union FX Channel
5:30 pm The Godfather 2 American Movie Classics
What Women Want (Mel Gibson) TNT
6:00 pm Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan) TBS
6pm/9pm EST Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (1995) IFC
6:15 pm Meatballs (1979, Bill Murray as summer camp counselor) Flix Movie Channel
6:30 pm 300 "Die like Spartans!" Cinemax
Space Jam (Michael Jordan vs. invaders from space who play basketball) Encore
7:00 PM THE HIVE (2007, mutant army ants) SCIFI
The Lost Empire (2001, epic battle among Chinese gods) Ion (formerly Pax)
7pm/10pm EST Hitchcock's Notorious (1946, Cary Grant, Claude Rains) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Open Season (2006 animated) Starz
8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep, Lisa is addicted to 2nd-hand smoke) FOX
The Good Shepherd (2006, DeNiro, Matt Damon) HBO #2
8pm & 9:30pm Walking Tall (2004) TBS
8:30 pm Deck The Halls (2006) Cinemax
9:00 PM EYE OF THE BEAST (2007) SCIFI
Legally Blonde (2001) Comedy Central
Ella Enchanted (2004) Disney Channel
Scary Movie 4 (spoof of 2006 movies inc. War Of The Worlds) Starz
See No Evil (2006, he's somewhere in the hotel) Showtime #2
9:45 pm Shanghai Noon (Jackie Chan in the old west) Encore
9:57 pm Dexter (new ep) CBS
10:00 pm Crash & Burn (2007) Spike (TNN)
Little Nicky (2000, Satan's son) Family Channel
Top Gun (1986, a past Monstervision feature) Cinemax
Tracy Ullman's State Of The Union (2 new eps) Showtime
10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel
10:15/1:15 EST I'm King Kong: bio of Merian C. Cooper Turner Classic Movies
10:25 pm Open Water 2 (2006) Showtime #2
11:00 PM HAMMERHEAD: SHARK FRENZY SCIFI
1:15/4:15 EST Some Like It Hot (1959, Jack Lemmon & Tony Curtis join all-girl band) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM Roger Corman's NOT OF THIS EARTH SCIFI
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Mon 3-31-08:
8:00 am Battlestar Galactica (marathons all week at this time) SCIFI
1:30/4:30 pm Dark Purpose (1964, George Sanders) Turner Classic Movies
3:15/6:15 EST Secret Of My Success (1965) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST The Shootist (1976, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies
5:45/9:45 EST True Grit (1969, John Wayne, Kim Darby) Turner Classic Movies
6:45 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime
8:00 pm Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) American Movie Classics\
Kill Bill 1 & 2 Spike (TNN)
The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) Flix Movie Channel
Speed 2: Cruise Control Encore
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel
9:00 pm New Amsterdam (new ep, a turn-of-century murder in Chinatown) FOX
Bandidas (2006) followed by 8mm (snuff film may be real) HBO Signature
Grindhouse: Deathproof & Planet Terror (2007) Starz
9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld: New York History Channel
9:30 pm Blood For Dracula (1974, aka Andy Warhol's Dracula) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Medium (new ep) NBC
Deck The Halls (2006) Cinemax
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) HBO #2
10pm & 2am Ancient Discoveries History Channel
10:10 pm The Illusionist (2006) Encore
11pm/2am EST The Terminator (1984, Schwarzenegger) Turner Classic Movies
1am/4am EST Hitchcock's Frenzy (1972) Turner Classic Movies
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Previously: February 2008