The JELLO Brothers' Complete Memberlist
The JELLO Brothers (no relation to the JELL-O Snack Company)
I am a member of the JELLO Duramus (which means, in Latin, we endure. The council that survived the Revolution, made up of the 5 Founding Fathers)
Formed at Fairfield High School, though we remain an independent force
The Acronym: JELLO, stands for Judex Editus Lautorum Lexorum Omnipentiorum. That cryptic Latin phrase means: the High Judges of the Grand, All-Powerful Law.
For information, you can always e-mail me
or the mailing list
Original website listed below:
http://welcome.to/TheJelloBrothers/
kingofsuede@hotmail.com
No known paper copies of the complete memberlist are known to exist, outside of Aggroman's domain. That's why he is the Scribe of the JELLO Brothers, because he is organized as hell. You may notice that many of these members are listed as good / close / dear / beloved friends of Aggroman, because many of them are. 'Nuff said.
The COMPLETE List, as of March 27th, 2001, Year of the Ravenous Moral Ambiguity.
The JELLO Founding Fathers:
Aggroman (not pictured) (Not) The Atomic Playboy
The Suedo One Mike, the Quiet One Bob, Lord of the Pants
Legendary JELLO Brothers
Monty Smith
Tequila Lobotomy
Frenchy McHoly, the French Monk
Foul Ol' Ron
The Current JELLO Duramus Council (Year Three)
Aggroman (Not) The Atomic Playboy The Suedo One
Bob, Lord of the Pants Excelsior Midget Thunder
Moose Jimmy Di Wolf, a Barroom Hero Tank Girl Skin Tight
The JELLO Brothers
(in no particular order)
1. Aggroman
2. (Not) The Atomic Playboy
3. The Suedo One
4. Mike, the Quiet One
5. Bob, Lord of the Pants
6. Drake Cake
7. Savage Llama
8. Spooky
9. Queen of Delirium
10. She Might Be Queen of Giants
11. Iced Turtle Meat
12. Stay Puft, the Marshmallow Man
13. Jacuzzi Queen
14. Johnny Rocket
15. Lawnmower Man
16. Carrot Juice
17. Admiral Schimbruzu aka Father Bucky Munchkin, or Munch
18. Skucci
19. Queen KEG
20. Another What
21. Samian
22. Ass Ear
23. Chicago
24. Microwave Safe
25. Soda Wench
26. White Chocolate
27. Breakfast Beast
28. Fetus Patch Kid
29. Salsa Man
30. Starsky & Hutch
31. Sabrina, the Vampire Slayer
32. Jorge of the Jungle
33. Ricardo, King of the Gypsies
34. Vixen aka Dragonlady
35. Chocolatey Delicious
36. Queen Photogenic
37. Mississippi Queen
38. Queen of Nobody's Business
39. Queen of the Last of the Thundercats
40. Queen of Pop
41. The Adidas Queen
42. Queen Fuzzy Love Mound
43. Queen Shaggy
44. Queen Nehasapemapetilan
45. Queen of Absurdia
46. Queen of Soul
47. Dragonclaw
48. Stinky Goat
49. Mousselini the Ox
50. CorganLove
51. *UPDATED* Jimmy "the Wolf", A Barroom Hero
52. Fozzalozzacomahityomamawitarake
53. Sugar Tootsie
54. Furry B****
55. Joey the Lemur
56. The Mysterious Professor Goat
57. Moose
58. Huggie Bear
59. Sparky the Stripper
60. Billy the B**** Boinker
61. Matthias the Midget
62. Cheese Monkey
63. Airhead
64. Goddess of Midgets
65. Hermaphrodite
66. Dick Tracy
67. Skin Tight
68. Timmy, the Dark Spectre
69. 0069
70. Beer Baron
71. Kid Fury
72. Front Man
73. Monkey in the Middle
74. Oar Steer
75. Trebuchet
76. Buick
77. *HONORARY MEMBER* Slippery Spleen
78. Big Giant Homicidal Radioactive Meat-Eating Box Turtle of Death
79. Manic Monkey
80. Dreamsnake
81. Kama Sutra aka Your Grade-A Approved Deity
82. Happy the Contortionist Hippopotamus
83. The Muslim Computer
84. Marilyn Monroe
85. Madonna
86. Orc Boy
87. Rafiki the Monkey
88. Steel Monkey Pryncess (no, that's not a spelling error)
89. Soap Dropper
90. Slutty Grind Queen
91. Curator of the Moon
92. Envelope of Goodness
93. Jelly Bean
94. Prince Spaghetti
95. Mm, Mm, Good (or so she says...)
96. Faerie, the Goddess of the Pixy Stix
97. Kabukiman
98. Ayatollah Bob
99. Midget Thunder
100. Hyperopia, the Goddess of Shoes
101. Kuroneko-sama
102. The Immortal Bob
103. Sekhmet, the Lion-Headed Goddess of War, Violent Storms, Pestilence, and Recovery From Illness
104. Tank Girl aka Mystikal Witchy B*tch
105. Vonda the Vonderful (Vet and) Vild Voman
106. Cattle
107. *HONORARY MEMBER* Harvey the Wonder Hamster
108. Manson Freak
109. That Damn Plastic Seat
110. LeBeau
111. Excelsior
112. Crispy Ham Bits
113. Koala Bear
114. *HONORARY MEMBER* TV's Frank
115. Big McLargeHuge
116. The Gangly Hindu
117. Darth Maul's Nose
118. Daisy Love
119. Chocolate Covered Pretzels
120. Noelani
121. Harvey Strutt
122. Nitrogen-Flushed Can
123. Floyd the Wannabe
124. StarSong
125. Quimby_u_only_wish_u_had_this_this_name_Ramona_X-files_chica
126. Tall Skinny Golden Cow aka Dangerous Violent Penguin
127. The Wedgienator
128. Right Wing Bible Thumping Fascist
129. Small McTinyLittle
130. The ______ Blonde of the Wild Wild West
131. The Velcro King, the Almighty Malevolent Ruler of All That is Velcro
132. The Nerd Master 5000
133. Homey Kablowme
134. The Two Musketeers
135. Sir Loin of Beef
136. Magik Pumpkin Faerie aka Soda Wench's B****
137. Christian Miller's B****
138. Blinky the Nuclear Fish
139. Pinky the Paroxysmic Pell-Mell
140. The Over-Exuberant Midget
141. Bo Bo the Flying Monkey
142. Queen of the Realm of Self-Undoing
143. Zeus
144. Jiggy Jello
145. Leroy
146. Pukey
147. Bar Snack
148. Emotionally Unstable Sorceress
149. Big Buddha
150. Bubbles the Underwater Radioactive Penguin
151. The Tonnika Twins
152. the Vangelic Surgeon
153. SLWP -- Snow Leopard with Puppies
154. Strobe Queen Revisited
155. Angel of the Penguins
156. The Gnome Decapitator
157. Rampant Weasel
158. Kinky Wizard
159. Xanthyos
160. Eigenvector Hector
161. Bonzai
162. Xylar-Lord of The Evil Riboflavin Conservative Nudist Door to Door Life Insurance Salesmen from Venus
163. Paranoialonia, Admirer of Typographical Errors
164. Naked Lesbian Cheerleader aka Renegade Necrophole Princess
165. Steam-Powered Breast Enhancers
166. Lesbian Seagull
167. Recycling Bin of Death
168. Vicious Vixen
169. Tiny Terror
170. Lightbulby
171. Big Evil Vicious Chihuahua Bitch Thing
172. Avenging Flight Attendant of Doom
173. Snoopy's Girlfriend (or Sister)
174. Sexy Saggy Mama, the African Grandma from Southport
175. Colonel Quack-Quack aka The Naked Teflon Rabbit
176. Ryami Cuhun, the Anal Retentive Stormtrooper
177. Nutsack Negatory
178. My Fair Lady
179. The Pipsqueak Amazon
180. Acme Instantaneous Delivery
181. Convenient Straw Hole
182. TBA-The Boy To Be Announced
183. The Anonymous Hamster #3
184. The Vinyl Clad Vampires
185. The Avatar of Midgets
186. The War Dog
187. The Cuban Starsky & Hutch: Guan, Hoju, and Rooster
188. Cephora, Goddess of Cutlery
189. Pandemonium Princess
190. Tiger Phelan
191. Sylly Midget, Trix Are For Kids
192. 
The Lyrical Jesse Jackson
193. Irregular Purple Bunny
And no, the numbers and letters don't mean anything. Neither do they imply that one person is better than the other; it's just a way to organize and demonstrate the depth of our brotherhood.