Pandemonium Princess

https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/pandemonium.html

Pandemonium Princess is the latest recruit from the oh-so-fertile Discordian fields of our very own (Not) the Atomic Playboy. She is...unique. Good. Unique, like the rest of us.

Pandemonium Princess had these additional comments to comment on additionally:

I eat cabbage on St. Patrick's day
My daddy is named Robert
My friend's grandmother is a clown, her name is clarabelle
I believe in Santa Clause
I am not a dominatrix
I am a magician in my spare time
The word that best describes me is Blaaahg

[In addition to her addition, the additionally additional and commentarial (Not) the Atomic [Additional] Playboy has these additionally-commented comments:]

Pandemonium Princess is yet another Discordian. This just goes further to prove that ALL JELLO Brothers are Discordians, whether you like it or not.

I don't pretend that I'm making any sense.

If Pandemonium Princess had to describe herself in one word or less, she would say "Blaaahg". She is from Westchester, PA. If she could be any animal, she would be the Grinch.