Big Giant Homicidal Radioactive Meat-Eating Box Turtle of Death
Big Giant Homicidal Radioactive Meat-Eating Box Turtle of Death
Perky, Cinnamon Stix, Hyphon
JELLO Brothers
https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/boxturtle.html
https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/boxturtle.html

The above photo is of the Box Turtle of Death and her boyfriend...
Another Dave Barry reference? Yup. This comes from Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need, in a mention to any sort of creature in a campfire ghost story. A long name, too…
Box Turtle has been a good friend of mine for some time. She’s perky, she was a cheerleader, and she's an insanely-big Clemson Tigers fan. And she’ll probably give me more to type later.

This is her beau, Adam.