Moose
Moose
The Gypsy King; The Atrocious; The Highly Excitable; The Innocuous; Sinister X; DJ Crazy Cracker; DJ Booty; Voodoo Lizard; The North American Free Range Gombi; Greatest Doast; Dr. Wonder
JELLO Brothers
JELLO Duramus Member
Hobbies: role-playing, LARPing, fencing, writing, romancing, braintransplanting
https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/moose.html
I’m not quite sure of the specifics of the story, but the name Moose has become synonymous with the JELLO Brother Moose.
Before my patented rigamarole, I must stop for a moment, to welcome a fine JELLO Brother to the new JELLO Duramus council. I wish you the best of luck, my friend. And now, on with the wackiness: He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man. He da man.
And now, on a lighter note, Moose himself has e-mailed Aggroman, and added several nicknames to the above list. Enjoy!
And now, two readings from the book of Gombos:
Signs of the Apocalypse
1. Europe becomes united
2. The first beast will rise from the ocean
3. Bob, Lord of the Pants will get a job
4. Kama Sutra will cut his hair
5. The Mysterious Professor Goat and Another What will get jobs
6. The goths and nerds of Fairfield will be united under a mighty mailing list
7. Bob, Lord of the Pants' imperialistic bedroom will begin absorbing rooms from around the globe.
Allow me to take the opportunity to inform you that numbers 1, 3, 4, and 6, and quite possibly 7, have already occurred.
E STANDS FOR ELVIS. ELVIS I TELL YA. KILL YOUR FAMILIES, WITH SUCH KNOWLEDGE THEY'RE BETTER OFF DEAD. Your last hope is to kill the peanut brittle and keep the Canadians from eating your penny lofers. E STANDS FOR ELVIS. ELVIS!!!!!!!!! May god have mercy on our souls.