Emotionally Unstable Sorceress
Psychotic Valley Girl; Jet Girl; The Random Sorceress; Full Time Pain In The Ass; Valley Girl From Hell
Bar Snack's Followee; Vice-President of the Rejected and Ignored Club; Keeper of the Corner; Tank Girl's Sister
JELLO Brothers
Half of the Vinyl Clad Vampires

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The Emotionally Unstable Sorceress. Another of the members joined under the auspices of Tank Girl. She brings with her an energy and psychosis the likes of which the JELLO Brothers have been lacking since the days of old.

Her extreme tactics and terrorist acts against common sense are sure to encourage JB unity. If not, then at least she's smacking around the status quo.

Emotionally Unstable Sorceress has added these words of wisdom:

It's me again. Newly dubbed as one of the Vinyl-Clad Vampires, I'm feeling pretty cool. (I know I'm not, but ssh- let me have my illusions, alright?)

You know what I've noticed? Inanimate objects like to abuse me. In fact, Colonel Quack-Quack (the duck, not the JB) punched me in the eye at fencing practice. Damn duck.

My biggest challenge will be on The White Ones Are Hot Lava Day. How am I expected to continue my tradition of stalking sullenly down the hall while having to jump over white tiles? Time to be resourceful. Only the arcane power of the Ninja will save me. NINJA TECH!!!

And now for some fun French...
Nous aimons les moutons avec des bouche-oreilles! (We like sheep with earmuffs!) Volez-vous les moutons! (Steal the sheep!)

I don't know what else to say. Blah.

Okay, nothing more to see. Move along, folks, move along.


Grrr...ninjas...Aggroman no like ninjas...ninjas cause Aggroman many problems...grrr...

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