The Over-Exuberant Midget
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic Princess
Dragon Slayer; The Third in the Series of Pretty Pets
JELLO Brothers
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Her name: The Over-Exuberant Midget. Why: because she is just that. The name change was brought about by friends, or so I've heard. Her for mer name: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic Princess. Why: she fears long words. And she's hyper!
Yet another member to join under the auspices of Tank Girl, which makes her one of our most fervent recruiters!!!
The Over-Exuberant Midget has since added these comments:
BOO! It's me. Again. I know you love me, so that's why I am doing this writeup. I'm also doing it because I was told to, and I always do what I am told to. Yeah. Right. NEXT! Uh. I am a Mystycal Princess from the land of the Majikal Flying Mushrooms, where mushrooms fly. But I probably said that before. Unless of course that other writeup stuff is deleted. In which
case I have to remember all the stuff I wrote before and re-write it. Yeah. So I am just going to assume that all that stuff is deleted. And if it's not, here it is again. I am short. Shorter than Midget Thunder, and you're probably reading this for the second time, so I'm going to move fast. Uh, lawn gnomes are evil. That is why my friend The Gnome Decapitator decapitates them. Of course, my friend Emotionally Unstable Sorceress, believes that they are just misunderstood. Well then, EUS, when they turn on you, I am not going to help. Kays? Anyway about the evil lawn gnomes. They tried to kill the tin soldier because they wer out to get him just like the black goblin (who's breath is in no way related to the
fiery-pits-of-hell-black-arts-crap). Yes. Uhm what else can I bab - I mean explain about. Hmm. Oh yes. I need to say hello to all of my Jello Brother friends. Magik Pumpkin Faerie, Tank Girl, Tall Skinny Golden Cow, The Gnome Decapitator, Christian Miller's B****, and Emotionally Unstable Sorceress. Oh and uh "BOO!" to Salsa Man. Uhm. Logic sux. That was random. Being
random is cool. I am getting kicked off the computer even though I haven't been on it in 3 days and I have only been on it for the past hour. My brother is a brat. That is all. Going now. Bai bai. Zhai'helleva! Translation: Wind to thy wings! Don't ask.
A later additional addition:
I forgot to mention something before. I am an oompa-loompa. Yes that right. A real, live, oompa-loompa. WHO WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH!?!?! So that makes me
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic Princess the Oompa-loompa. *nods*
Another thing, the Sorceress can beat me in knife fighting. With plastic knives. She broke mine. *cries* And once at Christian Miller's B****'s party, I nearly choked on ice cream. I won't go into that. If you were there, you would know about it.
I don't like cheese, but the Sorceress and Tank Girl do!
There were some purple sheep. They were going through an identity crisis. They thought they were green cows. They went swimming and drowned. It was funny. I have a sheep. His name is Shep. He is Shep, the purple Sheep!
On a happy, giddy note - J'ai une muton avec des orielles-manchons. (Translation - I have a sheep with ear-muffs.) Il habite a swiss. (He lives in Switzerland.)
You know what? I'm just gonna go now. Yeah. Cause I'm just going to scare people away. And that, is bad. Yes it is. *nods* BAI BAI! *waves*
