Front Man, Monkey in the Middle, & Oar Steer

These three gentlemen hold a special place in the heart of this JELLO Brother, and stand as three honorary JELLO Brothers. They were selected to join us in honor of an action so unique, so spectacular, so undeniably JELLO, that it could not be overlooked.

And what did they do, you ask?

They went off a thirty-foot ski jump...in a ten-foot canoe.
That's right. A ten-foot canoe.
Apparently, these three gentlemen had had a bit too much to drink, and decided to try for a new Guinness World Record of sorts. They ascended the mountain, got into the canoe at the top of the jump, went down and off the ski jump, and hit the ground at close to 100 miles per hour!
Luckily, none of them were injured, but the story will live on for as long as I and Dave Barry think of it. I first learned of these gentlemen in the famous novel, Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys.
And I hope you think of this tale too, and honor these three great morons. True JELLO Brothers, all the way.

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