Microwave Safe

Microwave Safe, also known as Machine Pregnant, was named for those fake plastic babies that students in Child Development get, for them to take care of as they would an actual child. Aggroman asked if the baby was “microwave safe” and Soda Wench asked if she was “machine pregnant”. There you go. Happy little inside jokes and anecdotes. That's what we JELLO Brothers live for.

Microwave Safe is a performer, a singer, a dancer, and an actress. She also has a rather disturbing Drew Barrymore fetish. Just kidding. It's not rather disturbing. It's VERY disturbing. Need more? She also claims to be the Goddess Eris, the Greek goddess of Discord.

BACK