Big Evil Vicious Chihuahua Bitch Thing
Big Evil Vicious Chihuahua Bitch Thing
https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/bevcbt.html
Wow. A return to the hallowed JELLO Brothers names of old, which featured long incoherent strings of adjectives and adverbs, followed by a single known which either abruptly ends the string, or thoroughly bamboozles the reader, or (preferably) both. Big Evil Vicious Chihuahua Bitch Thing runs along the lines of "Big Giant Homicidal Radioactive Meat-Eating Box Turtle of Death" or even "Sekhmet, the Lion-Headed Goddess of War, Violent Storms, Pestilence, and Recovery from Illness."