Sexy Saggy Mama, the African Grandma from Southport

Wow. That's a misnomer if I've EVER heard one. And I have. I've heard several. I've never met her. She's the sister of Midget Thunder. I don't know if she's sexy. I don't know if she's saggy. I believe she's a mama. She's not African. She's not a grandma. I think she lives in Southport, though I don't think she's from there. Ugh. What a name. I should stop being so damned literal.

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