Convenient Straw Hole

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Convenient Straw Hole. Is there any possible way for someone to interpret that name and NOT come up with something sexual!? I ask you!

Actually, upon later discussion with her, I found out that it came off of a Tropicana container. I'm so ashamed of my inability to think of that.

Anyways, she joined our happy little dysfunctional family under the auspices of one (Not) the Atomic Playboy. And she told Rico Costantino to go cry about it.

Convenient Straw Hole herself added these comments:

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Convenient Straw Hole was found, like many, wandering the roads of SUNY Purchase in a confused drunken stupor by (Not) The Atomic Playboy. Her name came from the land of Tropicana, where she holds the noble title of "Chiquita de la Enrique Martini". Or something. She is following in the noble JELLO Brothers tradition in choosing indecisiveness.
And now, a short interlude whilst Midget Thunder pees.
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