Admiral Schimbruzu

Admiral Schimbruzu told me what his name should be. I'm not quite sure of the logic (or lack thereof) in choosing his names, but these names are too fantastic to argue with or research about. And I couldn’t think of anything better, nor would I want to.

The Admiral and I have been friends for years now, and we never cease to amaze each other. He is another Star Wars freak, a MSTie, and a great friend. There’s not too much else I can say about him, except that in my yearbook, he signed, “I want to grab Natalie Portman’s nabootie.” That’s poetry, folks.

A-ha!! Admiral Schimbruzu recently added these comments!!

Real human name-Max Lobdell
Birthdate- 09171981CE
I must say that being a jello brother is one of the greatest honors I could have, and Aggroman, I am eternally greatful for allowing me to become a member. There are many different reasons for my choosing the name Admiral Schimbruzu, and I would like to embellish on a few of them. The "admiral" aspect of the name came from the good lord jesus h. christ, who I refer to as the "Admiral of All That Is OK". In calling myself Admiral, I can identify with this OKness and have a better life. Schimbruzu came from the following-- S is for the streets on which I grew up. C is for cows. H is for Jesus' middle name. I is for me and me is I. M is for my real first name. B is for snoop dogg sayin Bitch please. R is for rad. U is for you and you are you. Z is for Zanzibar in my home of Africa. Finally U is for "ultra risky accomplishment" and that was me being the first person to say "nigga please" in Shaw's supermarkets and surviving. yes.

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