Pipsqueak Amazon
Pipsqueak Amazon
Not-Quite-Extinct Dodo Bird
JELLO Brothers
https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/pipsqueakamazon.html
Yup. The Pipsqueak Amazon seems destined for paradoxicity. I mean, come on! A pipsqueak amazon? What is she? Not quite 7 feet? Please...
She received the pipsqueak part from Sparky the Stripper, who believes that someone smaller than a midget is a pipsqueak. And Midget Thunder is taller than her. So there.
Some comments added by the Pipsqueak herself:
I, the Pipsqueek Amazon, would like to say HI to the Emotionally Unstable Sorceress, Tank Girl, Sparky Da Stripper, and The Midget Thunder. May they never become fish. At least if they don't want to. QUICK!! GUARD THE DOOR! SOMEONES COMING! oh. no. i was wrong. its ok. I would also like to state that my former Homeland, New Mexico is, in fact, a state. And yes, we do have aliens and nuclear weapons.