The Mysterious Professor Goat

Brother to Spank, The Mysterious Professor Goat is a dangerous individual. Formerly known as DarBear (pronounced “dare bear”), The Mysterious Professor Goat has defied both the laws of the Federal Government and those of Newton, in his quest for whatever the hell he's trying to either obtain, or accomplish. I've never really been sure, except I know his mysterious (professor goat) machinations are all leading towards one uncertain goal.

He hits, hard. He can do Darth Maul make-up like a pro. In fact, he can do any make-up like a pro. That's the kind of future make-up technician / future transvestite crossdresser skill that we need.

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