Monty Smith

Entry penned by JELLO Historian (Not) the Atomic Playboy.

Monty Smith, a JELLO Brother born with the name "Broccoli Scrumplet", was rejected from every not-so-secret organization he applied to. When Broccoli Scrumlet met up with the JELLO Brothers of America in our early years, we embraced him with Gortex covered arms (it was winter at the time). Because his real name, "Broccoli Scrumplet" was so silly, we felt we had to give him a real name as a silly JB name. And so it came to be that Monty Smith was born.

Monty quickly rose in power during his years as a JELLO Brother. It is rumored that "St. Swithens Day" was named after him, even though it has nothing to do with his name. In his third year as a JB, he became a Scribe to the JB, sort of what our contemporary Aggroman does, but sloppier. As Scribe, he invented the Scribely motto, "Jimbers Kimbers" which in Latin means nothing at all.

Monty was the only competetor in the JB Olympic event called "Doing Paperwork to Keep the JELLO Brothers Alive" and was the only participant in the "Lead Eating" event. He ate roughly three pounds of lead and never walked quickly again.

The most important event in Monty's short life was when it ended. Monty was hard at work at his desk, coming up with silly paragraphs to describe each of the 15,000 JELLO Brothers that were currently alive, when his brain exploded.

Though the internet was not yet invented, Monty Smith managed to update the website on a weekly basis, making him Our Personal Hero Of the Hour.

The Moral of the Story is: Aggroman must be an Alien because his brain has not yet exploded. In that capacity, he is almost the man that Monty Smith was.

Broccoli Scrumplet, we miss you.

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