Bob, Lord of the Pants

Bob, Lord of the Pants
The Caner; Founding Father; Jedi Dawg; Phantom Stranger; Kowakian Monkey-Lizard; Channel X; El Phantasmo & the Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama; God of S & M; King & His Court; Super Bad Ass Sweet Daddy Jones; Cojiro, the Blue Chicken; The Mad Whitey; The Perfect Drug; Silver Happy Cow; Sugar Free Jazz; Vampire; Swedish Auto Body; “They Call Me A Pimp”; the Godpigeon; Darth Jarrett; Captain Smooth; Jarrett-A-Burst; Captain Crack; the Raiser of Ma; MonkeySuck; Torturer of Midgets; the Original 1930’s Mad Scientist (No, I am not a Robot); Fosters, American for Jarrett; 400 Lb. Gorilla; HoeBitchSlutFuck; The “If you bite me, I will bite you back” guy; Chewbacclian Pizzanoid; WillSomeoneGetThisWalkingCarpetOutOfMyWay; JarrettDorf; Love Grommet; Devourer of Teletubbies, Pokemons, Care Bears, My Little Ponies, and Alfs; Bombs-A-Julio; The Off-Grinch; The Asskicker (He will kick your ass); The Five Toes of Death; Jarrett-Cake; Those Weird Little Crystal Thingies on Really Old Cheese; Lubricated Pivot Points; Yoda: The Pimp; Not-So Rogue Squadron; Judge Jarrett; Randy Beaman
JELLO Brothers
Roleplaying Master Extraordinaire
Lord Dasmius
Oh yeah, that Jarrett guy
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Bob, Lord of the Pants. No single name in the history of the JELLO Brothers has ever inspired more awe and mystery than this black-clad titan of the spoken word and brandished lightsaber. Bob, Lord of the Pants has been both an authority figure and an authority fighter for years.

His mannerisms are fresh, yet strange. His mysterious "lever" maneuver has left many a dancer baffled. His ability to make his teeth glow green and minty fresh on command bamboozles the slow-witted. His stoic face leave no clues behind his mysterious machinations. He remains a man of mystery, and has a close personal relationship with the aforementioned Jarrett...he is him.

He is a female barkeep. He is a male dark elf. He is everything and anything and nothing at all. He is the second coming of Toast, the Breakfast God. All that, and without a coffe break. Pretty cool.

AHEM! Random sack of meat. Thank you.

Read a story by this very JELLO Brother!



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Bob, Lord of the Pants, is partially obscured during the Dionysian reveling that is the Ziggy Zaggy

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