(Not) the Atomic Playboy

• Father Wise the Dan
• Founding Father / JELLO Duramus member
• Ubiquinator
• Tom Jones
• the Mad Harmonicator
• the Man
• Danzilla
• Abominable Snow-Dan
• King of Discord
• Uberman
• P.I.
• People’s Republic of Lumps-In-My-Oatmeal
• God of Breakfast Foods and What Jarrett Said
• Link the Squisher
• The Last Fraggle
• The Loneliest Number
• King of the Nile / Queen in Denial
• Wrinkly Jose the Old Woman

Ah, (Not) the Atomic Playboy. He is truly the JELLO Brother who stands as my closest friend. His name comes from a line that has become one of his trademarks: "I am *not* an Atomic Playboy!"

I have known (Not) the Atomic Playboy for several years now, and I can tell you that there is no equivalent to his creativity, and business-like ability to get things done. In fact, he's been involved in several of my film productions. He is our resident expert of ancient JELLO History, and has recently released an enhanced recount of much of the origins and tales of the JELLO Brothers. His writing, literary editing style, and extreme creativity and devotion make him truly a force to be reckoned with. He truly is one of the best.

I promise to write more later, when he gives me something to write...

Well folks, guess what? You got it!! (Not) the Atomic Playboy has e-mailed me with an addition to his JELLO Brothers write-up. Here we go:
Dan Comstock, Prince of the UberNerds. He has a lot of nicknames but they're not included here. [Note: they're included above.]
Dan is the Discordian Priest, Father Wise the Dan. He has the authority to perform lotsa fun religious ceremonies, from weddings to divorces to exorcisms. He can marry you to your sunglasses, your dog to your house, or himself to you if he feels like it. If you have a service you'd like performed, this is your man.
Being a priest of Discord gives Father Wise an outlook onlife that includes not taking things seriously. He takes his fun with a religious fervor. And with soda.

Hail Eris!
Mi My Mo Meris
Rhymes with Ferris
Save Ferris!
Awomen!
Oh Eris: Please help us bring chaos to order. Please help us smite thine enemies with thine fish of righteousness. Please help us beat thine foes with thine baseball bat of truth. Please help us poke the nacels of thine antagonists with thine index finger of courage. Please help us in kicking thine nemesiseses in the jimmy with thine boot of jimmy-kicking. Awomen!

That's all that is written.

Love,

The Abominable Snow Dan!

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(Not) the Atomic Playboy links

His essay on the JELLO Brothers
His exhaustive work on the study of ancient JELLO Brothers history
The Stage of the Open Air 3rd Edition website
The Target website