Soda Wench
Soda Wench
Victim of the Ceremonial Beatdown
JELLO Brothers
https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/sodawench.html
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The name Soda Wench was given to Soda Wench by none other than Aggroman, because he thought it was a funny name. And he is right.
[UPDATE: (Not) the Atomic Playboy has added these comments. Big deal.]:
Though Soda Wench may be the butt of many butts of jokes, we all love him dearly. I pity the foo that messes with da Soda Wench! He's a seething ball of unresolved mother issues, and is a better JELLO Brother than most.
And yes, Soda Wench's mom could kill you six times
before you hit the ground.
The following was transcribed by Soda Wench himself, so I cannot be blamed for its content:
A noble, valiant lackey of Glenn the Destroyer [the aforementioned Aggroman]. I have foreseen his coming and the destruction of Earth and I have placed that date at...St. Valentine's Day 2001!!
The cult I lead that worships him is aiding in the obliteration of all those of gimpyness and whatever that would threaten the JELLO Brothers or his assholiness, Aggroman.
Death and destruction will come to you...
And no, I'm not kidding...
I'm serious.
Don't laugh. It's not funny
Hey! HEY! I see you buddy!
That's right, you with the hair!
You and me, at the flagpole, at 3 PM
I, Aggroman, feel it necessary to write an editorial on what is written above: I do not have now, nor to my knowledge have I ever expressed a willingness to destroy the world. That would make no sense. The Earth is where all my stuff is. Thank you.