Jimmy the Wolf, a Barroom Hero
Jimmy
Diamond Jim; the Magical Mango Man
JELLO Brothers
https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/jimmythewolf.html
Why? Why is his name Jimmy "the Wolf", a barroom hero? If you have to ask, you'll never ever know...
Uh, he has a stick, and hits. A lot. And he plays kick-ass SKA music! Who-hoo!! I also learned that he created a superhero, known as “Blows Everything Out of Proportion Man”. What a great idea!!
Jimmy "the Wolf", a barroom hero, recently added this addition to add to his thing:
yeah, it's jimmy "the wolf", a barroom hero...
Im just this really white, irish kid. but dont get me angry cause you'll
have to answer to my boot.here comes up the real stats.
real name: Jim Dunn
birthdate: lets just say, it was a day when there was a glimmer in a mans
eye, and the look of pure fear in the eyes of a pig as it stare down upon the
meat grinder.
favorite color: the color of BLOOD ON MY FISTS!!!!!!!!
RAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
favorite hobby: embroidery
favorite mixed drink: chocolate milk
favorite sound: the sound of a one jarrett romano screaming.
the kind of women im looking for: if there is a hot teenaged girl who listens
to ska, and is sick of yuppies, im there.
How do you date a fossil: (the answer is backwards) kralC kciD tuo ksa
Face down in the gutter won’t admit defeat though his clothes are soiled and black, he’s a big, strong man with a childs mind, Don’t you take his booze away!
He’s been at it for years drinkin’ balls and beer he’s a hero to most he meets but inside he cries black swollen eyes this man he sheds no tears Now
his wife & kids sing a different tune as they worry about their daddy dyin but this arrogant fool breaks every rule it’ll be nothing but pride that kills him
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Could he listen no he won’t that’s all she wrote he’ll be dead before the daylight shines but the thoughts and prayers of a million strong might keep this boy from dying
He’s a legend in the bar with every scar fights a thousand bigger men, but now he fights and looses got all the bruises will someone please step in?
Cause this Irish fools got a great big heart he keeps climbing back in to the ring In the low down circles where he holds his court this man he once was king
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One last thing: check out this link for Dropkick Murphys
[Update: Commander-in-chef (Not) the Atomic Playboy has added these comments. OKAY?!]:
Every Olympics, we choose one Grand High Knight of the
JELLO Brothers. On May 21, 2000, Jimmy the Wolf, a Barroom Hero, joined the ranks of those honored and
revered in JELLO Brothers history. Jimbo, as we
sometimes call him, is not just a better JELLO
Brother, but a better person than most people. Well,
most JBs are better people than most people, but
that's just petty elitism on our part. (it takes a
certain breed of petty elitism to be a JELLO Brother)
But I undress.
Wolf Boy, as his parents call him, is special because
he is the FIRST JELLO Brother to voluntarily walk BACK
INTO the seething pit of testosterone that is the
BEATDOWN CORNER. He took a metaphorical licking and
kept on ticking. He is also cool because James the
Wonder Wolf and I (I am I am NOT an Atomic Playboy)
set a record in the ARMS! competition with 125 whacks
of the forearm. It was quite painful. Thank Goddess
adrenaline is a pain killer!
