Darth Maul's Nose

Darth Maul's Nose. Very few names are as provocative as Darth Maul's Nose. It was a stroke of genius around 1:45 in the morning, and a name that could only come to one when one is suffering from a sore throat and Instant Messenging a goofy-ass like Aggroman. That stroke of genius came from Darth Maul's Nose herself, and perhaps she can be recruited to add to the possible nicknames page...

Darth Maul's Nose is a NERO-phile, as are many other JELLO Brothers, and you wouldn't want to make her angry in game. She's not one to cross, I would assume. I don't actually know. So, if you happen to run across the lovely and dangerous Talia Greycloak, tell her I said "Columbo!" What do I actually know, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. I know she got Aggroman a kick-ass job in technology and television. Damn right. I hope she feels better. Thank you. She asked me to mention a few more interesting points about her, so here we go: Darth Maul's Nose is an accomplished writer and poet, like many JELLO Brothers before her. She has two black cats, Puck and Jiji (named from a character from a Shakespeare play, and a character from an anime film. If you can't figure out which one is named for what reason, it's a trip to the beatdown corner for ye.) And, she also kisses them goodnight. Ah, love. By the way, she also asked me include this picture link, and ask and ye shall receive, so, here you go!

Oh, and she's a vampire. Bye!!

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