TV's Frank

Another honorary member. I'm not quite sure yet how to get into touch with Frank Conniff in order to invite him to join, but as I reseach that particylar avenue, I welcome him to the JELLO Brothers as an honorary member, joining the ranks of such other honorary members as "Weird Al" Yankovic and Dave Barry!!

His name comes from the irrerepressable TV classic Mystery Science Theater 3000. His story is this: He was working at a nearby Arby's, when one, Dr. Clayton Forrester walked in,and rescued him from his menial task...in order to do more menial tasks in Deep 13. Sounds like a plan to me. On the show, TV's Frank was maimed, injured, killed, exploded, or otherwise bothered by Dr. Forrester in almost every single episode. He's had a Thighmaster shoved through his skull, he's been hit with a mace, he's had his blood replaced with Anti-freeze, he's been skeletonized, he's lost his head several times, he's had several consultations with Dr. Fist, and he was summoned into Second Banana Heaven by the incomparable Torgo the White. That's quite a story.

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