Floyd the Wannabe
Floyd the Wannabe
Cool Force; Christian B-A name, not me; Pablo; crazy militiant hippie atheist;
The Dark Force; Lestat de Lioncourt the 42nd; Otakorna; The Fool on the Hill,
Nowhere Man, the crazy guy in the corner
JELLO Brothers
https://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/floydthewannabe.html
Floyd the Wannabe, hmmm. Quite the name. Floyd the Wannabe chose his own name, and I don't know why he chose it, but I can say it was well chosen.
Floyd the Wannabe joined the JELLO Brothers under the auspices of Tank Girl, as have several others. She seems to be keeping rather busy...
Recently, Floyd the Wannabe added these comments:
Hi, I'm Floyd the Wannabe. The Floyd stands for my love of many things, such as of sci-fi (there is always a robot named Floyd), classic rock (however,this is not to imply that I am or ever was pink) and giving inanimate objects names which sound funny the first few times you hear them.
The "the" part symbolizes all the fun words with 3 letters, like "fun" and "all" and "for" and "one" and "luv" and "and" and "hug" and "bug" and "PET" (the Douglas Adams kind) and, well, you get the point.
Finally, last but not least, we come to Wannabe. This
represents how if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (good taste alarm sounds, blasts christian to ashes)...oops, I mean the Wannabe stands for all the things I want to be, but I'm afraid I'm not. Poetic, a vampire, musical, Arthur Fonzarelli, random, Scott Baio, a GIANT LASER SHOOTING CYBORG WITH LEVEL 59 NECROMANTIC POWERS, etc. Well, I don't know if I'm any of those things, but at least I know I'm a Jello Brother. And a vaguely carbon-based lifeform. And maybe the Walrus (googoogoojoob).