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Myriad Convention Center
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
14th July 2001
The PWF logo flashes on screen and immediately fades to a scene shot
earlier in the day in MVD's dressing room, MVD can be seen polishing his
new prize, the PWF challenge title, and talking to myself in the mirror,
the camera is filming over his shoulder so the viewers can see his reflection
in the mirror as he talks
MVD:- At last, my first piece of PWF gold.........
It was a long time in coming, no thanks to that piece of trash Rye Hazwaki,
but it's finally mine. The gWo has the PWF at our feet now, we are taking
all the gold, i have the challenge title, Travis has the US, the Russians
have defeated the current tag champions and are easily future holders
of the titles......................
MVD: Just one thing remains, The PWF world
championship, the belt that rightfully belongs around the waist of a gWo
member................ Tonight begins a new era in the PWF. The beginning
of the end for the Outkasts............... we will take back what is rightfully
ours, and there is nothing the Outkasts, Comissioner Gambino or anybody
in the PWF can do about it.............
the scene fades as MVD is leaning into the mirror laughing wilding
and the Havoc music erupts as the camera cuts to the crowd.................
"Master of Puppet's" plays as the PWF intro plays
on the screen, the camera then cuts to the arena as we see a full house
in the Myriad Convention Center cheering wildy as pyro's blast off around
the Ultra-Tron, the camera passes over the crowd and then cuts down to
the Announcers table
Stanyer: Welcome everybody to PWF's Saturday
Night Havoc. We come to you live from the Myriad Convention Centre in
the heart of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. I'm Jason Stanyer alongside "The
Big Dawg" Dave Harley. We have an action packed event for you tonight.
Here is a quick rundown on the card.
Mingin Mary v Sweet Ice v Robin v JVD (Women's Title)
DaiKaTanA v Dirk Danger
Mad Mike v Kull
Big Poppa & Sabre v Lords of Destruction
Pitbull v Andy Clegg
DeMon(c) v Blackbird v Bloodbath (Extreme Title)
Josh Resnick v General Leo
Dawg: It already looks good to me, especially
as we finally get to see the ladies in action.
Stanyer: Yes folks, it's been a long wait,
but finally the ladies ar making their in ring debut here in the PWF.
Dawg: And I can't wait, hey, you heard the
rumour about the main event?
Stanyer: You mean that thing above us. (he
points to above the ring, the camera pans out to show a Steel Cage)
Dawg: Yes, the rumour has it that Kevin Cage
will take on Travis Right, Champion v Champion, right here tonight.
Keep Away by Godsmack blares through the arena. Then, as Gambino appears
in the entrance, the crowd bursts into a huge cheer. He walks to the ring,
and once there, he climbs in and asks for a microphone from the ring announcer
Stanyer: It looks like our good Commissioner
has something to say.
Gambino: "As you're all aware, the Last Man
Standing pay per view is only a couple weeks away. Pellington has asked
me to lend a hand and book a match or two for the pay per view. So, I
thought about it, and it looks like I've come up with my match. It will
be Homicide challenging Kevin Cage for the European Championship at Last
Man Standing. As for tonight, GWO's Travis Right will face Kevin Cage
in a Steel Cage Match."
The crowd cheers at the mention of new Outkasts member, Kevin Cage
Stanyer: Well that's the rumour cleared up.
Gambino: "Now, that brings me to another
announcement. I was sitting in the back at the last Havoc, watching the
main event when I saw something. Not only did I see Crusader beat Blackbird
to retain the PWF World Championship Title, but I saw the GWO come down
and like the pussies that they are, attack Crusader when he was in the
ring all alone. Then the Outkasts came down to help Crusader and all hell
broke loose. But what I saw after all of this that really put a smile
on my face...was the GWO crawling to the back with their tails between
their legs.
The crowd lets out another huge cheer
Dawg: The gWo did not tuck-tail and run all
Gambino: "So, after all the screw jobs, and
after all the fighting that's gone on between the two groups in the past
weeks, I feel it only necassary that the following match takes place.
So, right here tonight...on one side...Power G, MVD, and The Russians.
On the other side...the PWF World Champion, Crusader, Havok, Rye Hazwaki,
and one member of the Ruff Ryders. Four against four, the GWO against
the Outkasts, in this ring, right here tonight!"
The crowd goes wild at the announcement of the match
Stanyer: Tonight! gWo v The OutKasts!!!
Gambino: "Now, before I go, I would like
to talk about Eraser for a moment. Everyone's seen what he's done in the
past few weeks, screwing me out of matches, invading my home. Well, tonight,
it's my turn to get a little payback. Tonight it's my turn to get the
last laugh. You see, when he invaded my home, when nobody was there, when
he though nobody was watching...he was dead wrong. Somebody was watching.
I expected that sick son of a bitch to pull something like that, so I
took the liberty of installing some hidden video equipment, and well,
I got some pretty interesting stuff on the tapes. Let's take a look...roll
the footage please."
Gambino looks towards the Tron as a video begins playing...it's Gambino's
bedroom. It shows a man who appears to be Eraser, although it's a very
poor disguise, rummaging through dresser drawers and he pulls out a pair
of thong panties. He holds them to his face and gives them a little sniff.
Even though the crowd is on to the fact that it's not really Eraser, they
laugh anyways. He then pulls out a peice of Langerie, which appears to
be a black lace Teddy. 'Eraser' holds it up to him and looks in the mirror,
and poses for a bit to see how it looks. He then walks away, off camera
for a moment, only to return to the mirror. This time, Eraser is wearing
the garment, and poses sexually in front of the mirror. He then turns
around to get a view of his buttocks on the garment, and asks himself,
"I wonder if this makes my ass look too big." The crowd is now in a state
of uncrontrollable laughter as the video comes to an end.
Stanyer: (laughing). Now that is funny
Dawg: That isn't Eraser.
Stanyer: Perhaps not, but it's still funny.
Gambino: "Now, I hope this lets everyone
in on what kind of man Eraser is. All I have to say is...parents...please,
please, please talk to your children. You do NOT want them to grow up
to be like that jackass."
Gambino's smile then fades away as he climbs the turnbuckle and looks
towards the backstage
Gambino: "Eraser, soon, the fun and games
will end, and you will meet up with your fate. You think you've felt pain
and suffering...you haven't felt anything yet, but you will. You will
feel pain, and you will suffer Eraser, because you can't hide forever...I
will find you, and when I do, I will show absolutely no mercy!"
Gambino tosses the microphone aside and hops off of the turnbuckle
as his music plays and he exits the ring. The Camera then cuts backstage
to the gWo locker room.
**The Real McCoy, shakes his head after hearing Gambino mouthing off about
the gWo.**
McCoy: He just doesn't learn, does he? Power
G gives him a beating but still he goes on. What's his little saying?
' I Give no Mercy, I Take no Shit'. After his defeat last week it should
be 'I'm at your Mercy, I am shit'
McCoy smiles to himself, while the other gWo members are laughing.
McCoy: But at least he redeemed himself somewhat,
by giving us a match against the OutKasts, not that it's really a contest.
He turns and points to Power G, MVD and The Russians.
McCoy: And that's because, standing there,
are 4 supreme wrestlers and these four are up against four..........
McCoy tries to think of the word.
McCoy: LOSERS. Now tonight's stable match
will once and for all show the world that it's the gWo who are the best.
Finally, we'll put the OutKasts on their knee's, begging for our Mercy.
And we won't give it. The OutKasts need to be driven out of the PWF and
we intend to do that. We seen before what an awesome partnership Power
G and MVD are when they combine. If I'm not mistaken then they are undefeated.
Add to that the strength and wrestling ability of The Russians and you've
got the perfect combination. The chances of us losing are near zero and
what a sight it'll be when these four men have their hands raised in the
air after victory, while the OutKasts will be lying at their feet, defeated.
Camera cuts to a commercial
{Commerical Break}
*clips of Blackbird's arm being raised with the Hardcore and World titles
are shown*
Voice-He's the most resiliant man in wrestling today. He is a former PWF
World Champion
*More clips shown*
Voice-Hardcore is what this man does.
*Blackbird is shown sitting in the corner of a ring with a mic*
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{End Commercial}
The broadcast returns as the cameras pick up a black hummer pulling
into the parking lot with the Boston license plates reading "CIDE 342".
As the vehicle stops, the door opens, and a man steps out with a PWF official
duffel bag, and reveals himself as Homicide, who is dressed in leather
pants and a Homicide 4:32 t-shirt. When he reaches the hallway, Ted Tedison
catches up with him for an interview.
Ted Tedison: "Homicide, I would just like
to tell you that your rematch for the European Title was confirmed. What
do you have to say about it?"
Homicide: "Heh, Cage.. Start taking Poleroids
for the memories, 'cuz there ain't NO way in HELL that I'm gonna' fuck
this one up again.."
Ted Tedison: "I can see that you're fired
up for you second opportunity. Anyways, since he made the last stipulations,
what do you have planned for Cage at the pay per view?"
Homicide: "CAGE!! You know DAMN well what
I want. It's a match that will prove what kind of champion you are. Will
you be a CHUMP and walk away from the challenge? Or WILL you at least
SHOW you have testicals ACCEPT the stips? I guess we'll both find out,
now, wont we.."
Ted Tedison: "What match are you referring
to?"
Homicide: "Damn, Ted, you've got to be the
dumbest person alive if you don't know what match I'm referring to. It's
the most EXTREME! The most DARING! AND by God, the most TESTING match
for a champion! With our brief feud thus far, I have come to respect his
technical aspects of wrestling.. BUT, he has not even ATTEMPTED to show
his hardcore survival skills, which he will need if he wants to make it
out of this match in anything less than a body cast."
Ted Tedison: "Ooh, ooh! I know what kind
of match it is! It's a Boston Massacre Match!"
Homicide: "Wow, Ted. Did you figure that
out all by yourself?"
Ted Tedison: "Shut up.. Wait.. Homicide,
I'm.."
Homicide: "Ted, if you weren't a little fucking
interviewer, I'd kick your ass right here on Havoc. But, I don't see any
point to go that far as I have already made you piss yourself.. Back to
the subject.. CAGE!! I will let you go for now and let you finish polishing
that belt of yours for pictures, but, keep in mind that there is a reason
why I.. AM.. THE.. REAL.. BOSTON.. MASSACRE!!!!!!"
** Homicide moves closer to the camera to get a face shot **
Homicide: "The championship reign clock is
ticking, Kevo.. TICK, TOCK!! TICK, TOCK!! AND the time IS almost UP..."
Stanyer: Strong words from Homicide, it's
time for our Women's Title Match now folks, this one should interesting.
Dawg: VERY interesting, if you know what
I mean.
Women's Title Match
Mingin Mary v Robin v Sweet Ice v Jennifer Van Dam
"Pleasure for Pain" by SUM 41 plays as Robin struts
out onto the ramp, she poses as the crowd cheer and then walks down to
the ring
James: Introducing,
from Dayton, Ohio, weighing 125lbs, Robin. *Crowd cheers*
The lights flash black and white… while
the lights flash a big white curtain is put in front of the entrance way.
The lights come back on and “Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson hits
as a skinny figure appears behind the big white curtain. The curtain then
falls and Mingin Mary is seen behind it. She then walks down the ramp
and jumps into the ring.
James: Introducing
from Butte, Montana, weighing 243lbs, Mingin Mary. *Crowd boos*
"Snap your Fingers, Snap your Neck" by Prong
plays as JVD walks out with the gWo entrance video playing, the crowd
boo, but also wolf whistles are heard as she makes here way down to the
ring.
James: Introducing
weighing 162lbs, Jennifer Van Dam. *Crowd boos*
Her music hit an dthe blues turn to a light
blue color as her logo hit the titan tron and she walks out to the ring
and climbs in. She stands in the middle of the ring as snow begans to
fall from the ceiling on her. Then she taunts a few time before thesnow
stops and her music stops.
James: Introducing
from Denver Colorado, weighing 162lbs Sweet Ice*Crowd boos*
Report: Mingin Mary and Robin tie
up, while Sweet Ice and JVD tie up. Ice takes JVD into a waistlock, which
she reverses and then trips up Ice. Robin has Mingin Mary in a waistlock,
but she flips her over in snapmare. Mary then hits a dropkick to the back
of Robin's head. JVD rolls over Ice and locks in a front facelock, Ice
starts to rise to her feet and JVD takes her into a hammerlock, Ice hits
a couple of elbows to the face then twists the hammerlock around into
a short arm clothesline. Ice goes for a quick cover. 1.....................2......................JVD
kicks out. Robin gets up and ties up, Mary takes her into a headlock and
Robin pushes Mary into the rope and sends her off into the other ropes,
Robin takes Mary down with a drop toe hold and then comes off the ropes
and hits a leg drop to the back of her head.
Stanyer: Impressive start for the ladies.
Ice helps up JVD and whips her into the corner, she then follows in and
then hits a running Monkey Flip out of the corner, but JVD lands perfectly
on her feet and then dropkicks Ice back into the turnbuckle. JVD then
jumps up onto the turnbuckle and hooks up the head of Ice and delivers
a Tornado DDT. JVD hooks a leg. 1................................2..............................Ice
just kicks out. Robin helps up Mary and then tries to hit a suplex, but
Mary is too big for her. Mary reverses the Suplex into one of her own.
Mary then climbs on top of Robin and starts to pound her face with right
hands.
Stanyer: My god that's viscious.
Dawg: What do you expect from someone as
ugly as her.
JVD helps up Ice and then positions herself and goes for a jumping heel
kick, but Ice ducks it and JVD lands hard on her back and side. Ice then
locks in the Goku Raku Stretch on JVD.
Dawg: There is no way a women can stand that
hold for long.
Stanyer: For once you are right Dawg and
JVD taps out!! JVD has been eliminated.
JVD rolls out of the ring holding her neck. In the ring Ice attacks Mary
from behind with a clubbing forearm, but it barely fazes the big woman
and she stands up straight and turns around and then stares at Ice. Mary
then kicks Ice in the gut and then locks in a front facelock and hits
a devastating Brainbuster. Mary hooks a leg. 1..........................2.............................3!!
Stanyer: Now Sweet Ice has been eliminated,
it's down to Robin and Mary now.
Mary kicks Ice a couple of times as she rolls out of the ring. Mary then
turns around and walks straight into the Hardkore Kick by Robin. Robin
then rolls up Mary with the Oklahoma Roll. 1..............................2.............................Mary
just kicks out. Mary gets to her feet holding her head. Robin comes off
the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Mary ducks it and then kicks Robin
in the gut and then puts her head between her legs. Mary then lifts Robin
up for a Powerbomb, but Robin counters with a couple of punches to the
head, Robin drops down to her feet and then kicks Mary in the gut and
delivers the EvenFlow DDT.
Stanyer: That's her brother's move, Robin
covers. 1...............................2.................................3!!!
We have our first Women's Champion!!!!!
James: The winner and NEW PWF Women's Champion,
ROBIN!!!**Crowd cheers**
Robin d. Mary & Ice & JVD.
7:18 Pinfall
Dawg: And there isn't a better looking,
I mean more deserving champion.
Blackbird comes running down to the ring and starts to celebrate with
Robin.
Stanyer: Blackbird celebrates in the
ring with his sister, will it be a double celebration as later tonight
Blackbird will fight for the Extreme Title.
Dawg: Hey what is Mary looking for underneath
the ring?
Mary pulls out a chair and slides into the ring behind the celebrating
couple. Mary goes for Robin with a chair, but Blackbird turns around and
grabs the chair and pulls it from her grasp. Blackbird threatens Mary
with the chair and she backs off and rolls out of the ring.
Stanyer: A close call for Robin and
Blackbird.
In the Outkasts locker room, Crusader has just got through watching
Gambino on the monitor and the stable match he has made.
Crusader: "Thank you Gambino, that was very
thoughtfull of you to put the gWo in a match where they'll be taken out
right here tonight. You know there is a saying that goes "Dont fight ugly
people because they have nothing to lose", well its safe to say that i'm
not afraid of ugly people. Ive proved that by going after Power G numerous
times, eventually winning this belt I have. I've proved that i have no
fear of the ugly people by causting the Vrussians a tag team bout along
with Havok. And tonight the Outkasts will prove that we all hate the Ugly,
which happens to be the GWO, by whippin their asses all over the arena."
a knock on the door is heard
Crusader: "And speaking of ugly people, Whats
up Devastator (Crusader laughs), just kiddin man, just jokin. Hey, you
know we need one of you Ruff Ryders' help tonight...."
Crusader waits on Devastator's reply
Devastator: -Hey guys thanks for letting
us in. We just got tired of the shit the gWo were pulling. And I will
be the one that takes the spot in the stable match. Let's kick some gWo
ass!!!
Devastator starts hitting a punching bag as the camera pans to Bloodbath
Bloodbath: "Well, guys, I would love to stay
and talk more with ya about how you are gonna destroy the gWo tonight,
but I have myself a match for some gold. I'll see ya later."
Bloodbath walks out of the locker room as the rest of the OutKasts
continue talking about the upcoming stable match.
Stanyer: Looks like it will be Devastator
in that Stable match, this good looking event just got better.
"Natural Born Killaz" hits the speakers and the Gods of Gore come out
on the ramp. Mad Mike is storming out in front of Big Lou, but not just
cuz Lou isn't the speediest gangster of all time, but cuz Mike is obviously
pissed about SOMETHING..as usual. Big Lou stops in the entrance way to
pose, raising his barbwire louieville slugger high in the air, but Mad
Mike just continues to charge down to the ring. Mike doesn't even wait
for Lou to get in the ring before he starts to speak:
Mad Mike: clears throat ...Mutha Fucka!
crowd cheers to the selective language Mike has chosen to begin his
tirade. ...Those fuckin gods of shit, I mean war, they are just dogshit
on our boots that don't even deserve to be wiped-off...which is EXACTLY
WHY they are still in our faces! Cuz we haven't wiped them out yet!
Stanyer: This is not language you want to
repeat.
Lou finally enters the ring grabbing a mic for himself as Mike paces
heavily in the ring, clutching tightly to his barbwire slugger. Mike continues:
Mad Mike: Can you fuckers take a goddamn
hint?! We kick your ass too many times to count, even the stupid RUSSIANS
kicked your ass! You couldn't pick 2 retards from a mental house and last
5 minutes in the ring with them! So its time to show you the door...its
time to show you the GORE!!!!
the mostly young crowd cheers to the enjoyment of the vulgar language
and aggression displayed by Mad Mike. Mike paces around the ring some
more while Lou adds:
Dawg: Hey, I disagree Jay, I think this crowd
loves the foul language.
Big Lou: I don't know who the fuck you guys
think you are, and I don't give a shit! Mike's right, you ARE just the
shit on our boots, but now we are gonna kick you in the face with those
same fuckin boots! So you can TASTE what horrible shit you guys REALLY
are!!! *crowd once again appreciates the language*
Mad Mike: But why am I pissed yet AGAIN you
ask? What the fuck is my problem THIS TIME you ask?! Cuz I'm not in MY
match for MY FUCKIN EXTREME TITLE!!! Thats the fuck why I'm pissed! Fuck
DeMon! Fuck Blackbird! Fuck Bloodbath! And fuck that piece of shit Fire
Storm! I never even heard of his ass. He's probably only a "fire storm"
cuz he's flaming so much, then again, ALL of them are! They are gonna
have a nice little get-together for MY belt without ITS RIGHTFUL MUTHA
FUCKIN OWNER!!!
Mike slams his bat into the turnbuckle and spits into the crowd
Mad Mike: Goddammit fuckin numbskull Kull
and Mr. Fuckhead Alexander! Get your pussies out here now so we can rip
your fuckin limbs off and feed them to your wives!!!
Mad Mike and Big Lou grip their bats tightly awaiting the arrival of
the Gods of War...
Wherever I may Roam" erupts over the loud speakers the pyros flare
up and the fans explod into cheer for the World Tag Champions. After almost
a minute the Ultra-tron comes alive with Alexander and Kull standing around
the parking lot near a brand new Mercedes license plate "HRDGORE"
Stanyer: What are the Gods of War doing?
Alexander:- Even in War one must sometimes
go against his own beliefs. He pulls out a pair of keys and unlocks
the car I believe this is your car isn't it Lou?
Big Lou can be seen in the ring mouthing "You son of a bitch"
Kull: - I've always loved destructionand
final I've been given the go to hurt you where it counts the most, Your
wallet.
Kull picks up a gas can a pours it's contents on the leather interior.
Then pulls out a gas soaked rag and puts it in the gas tank. He lights
the interior with a match that he throws into the seat. Then he lights
the ring with his lighter and he and Alexander clamly walk away.
Big Lou is in the ring almost in tears and Mad Mike is utterly confused
at his partners reaction.
As the Gods of War walk a little further from the burning car it explodes,
leaving the ground flipping in mid air and landing on it's hood.
Dawg: Oh my god, what an explosion!!!
Stanyer: The Gods of War are using the Gods
of Gore's own tricks against them.
Big Lou snaps and starts to storm around the ring hitting the ball
bat he holds at anything. Mad Mike begins screaming incoherrently and
the Ultra-tron.
Kull looks up at MM
Kull: - See ya in a few Mike.
Ultra-tron goes blank
{Commerical Break}
**Clips are shown of Gambino delivering the Gambino Face Buster to various
opponents while Keep Away by Godsmack plays. Then a voice over comes on**
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but now at least you can look like him. New from PWF Shopzone, the Gambino
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**Then, Gambino is shown standing on the sidewalk in a busy city wearing
the Gangster Hat and Gangster Sunglasses.**
Gambino"You can't be me, you can't be like me, so do the next best thing
and look like me!"
{End Commercial}
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, Kull has made
his way out here, and the referee has had a hell of a job keeping these
two teams apart.
Mad Mike v Kull
Report: The two men circle for a few seconds,
then they tie up, Kull takes Mike into a hammerlock. Mike reverses and
whips Kull to the ropes, Mike ducks down for a back body drop but Kull
rolls over the back of him and carries on, Kull springs into the ropes
and connects with a back elbow as Mike turns around. Mike rolls back up
and gets caught with some fast forearms by Kull who then whips Mike to
the turnbuckle. Kull follows him in but walks into a raised boot. Mike
clobbers Kull with a couple of right hands and then delivers a suplex.
Kull gets back up and Mike whips him to the ropes and then smashes Kull
down with a stiff clothesline.
Stanyer: Viscious clothesline from Mad Mike.
Kull staggers up and leans against the ropes, Mad Mike then sticks two
fingers up to Alexander who immediately tries to get in the ring, The
referee goes to stop him and then Big Lou smashes Kull across the back
with his Baseball Bat.
Stanyer: Oh my god, what a cheap shot by
Big Lou.
Dawg: This one is over early.
Kull staggers off the ropes and gets scooped up over the shoulders of
Mad Mike and he delivers Dead Man's Curve(TKO) and then hooks a leg. The
referee turns around and makes the count. 1...............................2.................................Alexander
stomps on the head of Mad Mike, the referee calls for the disqualification.
Mad Mike d. Kull
2:08 DQ
Stanyer: Mad Mike gets the win, but
the fight is still going on.
Alexander immediately picks up Mad Mike and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex,
Big Lou is in the ring and goes for a Ball Bat shot, but Alexander ducks
it and then lifts Big Lou up onto his shoulder and hits the Fall of Rome.(Reverse
DVD). Kull has got up and lifts up Mike from the mat and hits The Conqueror(Russian
Neck Drop).
Stanyer: The Tag Team Champions have
taken out the Gods of Gore. But this war is far from over.
The camera fades into Rye Hazwaki sitting alone in the OutKasts locker
room. He seems to be adding some gel type substance to his hands and wrists
and then wraping tape round them. Rye looks up at the camera and puts
the gel and tape down.
Rye: "So, it has finally come, Havoc #12
the Outkasts go up against gWo, it's a pitty it isn't at a PPV and then
it could be really special, but instead it is for the main show Havoc.
Moving on, i finally get to go up against mostly all of gWo... And i get
sweet revenge at MVD for taking away my Challenge Title the bad thing
is Travis won't be in this matchup, the good thing is Power G doesn't
have his title..."
Rye: "Tonight will be explosive, i will sure
as hell put in my best effort and the rest of my team mates will, but
the question that everyone will ask is.... Will gWo?"
Rye then puts his head down and tapes up his wrists again as the camera
fades out.
Stanyer: Well folks it's time for Dirk Danger
v DaiKaTanA, this should be a pretty good matchup, DaiKaTanA hasn't wrestled
a lot recently, and Dirk Danger is still finding his feet here in the
PWF.
Dirk Danger v DaiKaTanA
"Danger by Mystikal" hits, and green and white lights flash on and
off. A danger symbol and clips of the Danger Driver are shown flashing
on and off. Dirk steps out onto the ramp, he looks around at the crowd
who cheers loudly. He then comes out to the end of the stage and flexes
to the crowd. He continues down the ramp and steps up onto the ring apron,
where he steps through the ropes and walks over and stands on the middle
of the ropes and raises his arms in the air. He walks over to the ring
announcer and grabs his mic.
Dirk: - Alright, I don't know you DaiKaTanA
and you don't know me. I don't know your wrestling style either, so you
are a new opponent to me. I'm ready so get your ass out here...I got something
to prove to you all here in PWF.
Dirk waits in the ring for DaiKaTanA
A static screen is shown in the tron, as suddenly dark lines start
to run across the screen, and the outline of daikatana's symbol appears
on the screen, then the screen cuts to a castle, which, on one of the
balconys there stands three men, one, having a katana sword tappored on
his back, which can only be one man, Daikatana, but other two from this
distance can not be made out. The camera man proceeds through the courtyard,
and up the massive stairs to the doors which protect the insides of this
acient castle, upon entering the castle and walking through a long corridor,
the cmaera man comes to a set of spiraling stairs that he follows until
he reaches the upper level to which the three men were supposedly at,
the other two men, a little smaller than daikatana, but as the camera
man comes closer it seems that Daikatana is enraged about something
DaiKaTanA: -............I CAN'T STAND IT,
this imposter, by the sands of the immortal soul, I shall destroy him,
he has no idea that I shall come after him, but, what he doesn't know,
is that a prophecy has been fulfillled in you two coming back......
???: -..........The empire is rising fast,
and the tyrant of the empire shall have the first blow.....
DaiKaTanA: -.......hah hah hah......brave
one, you have become a valued soul in my army, now a test shall be.......wait,
do you smell that, it smells like *sniff sniff* FEAR, someone else is
here, quickly find him and bring him to me.....
the other two men span out looking for the camera man, but to the camera
man's amazement they walk right past him, and after a few moments had
pasted, the camera man is fixsated on Daikatana again, but this time,
he has his trademark sword in his hand, and slowly turns around, and almost
as if starring right into my soul, he lifts his arm, and points with the
sword to the camera man, all of a sudden the other two men come from behind
the camera man, and bring him forward to the leader of what seems these
three, daikatana. Daikatana, simply takes the camera man by the shirt
and lifts him with one arm while one of the other two men has the camera.
Daikatana look at him with a firey glaze in his eyes, then says
DaiKaTanA: -........go tell Demon, his soul
belongs to me....
DaiKaTanA drops the camera man, and the cmaera man flees from the castle
in search of Demon
Stanyer: What the hell was all that about?
And where is DaiKaTanA, that must have been pre-recorded, as he is definitely
here.
**The Areana becomes darkned, smoke starts to sprial
around the entry way, as a dark blue symbol starts to burn its way through
the ultra-tron, then a blast of fire comes from the entry way as "batman
beyond theme" plays, and Daikatana in a dark gothic cloak appears at the
top of the entry way, and proceeds to make his slow decent down to the
ring**
James: Introducing
from Parts unknown, weighing 307lbs, "The Dark Warrior" DaiKaTanA
Report: Dirk circles the big man
and they tie up, DaiKaTanA uses his extra strength to push Dirk Danger
away from him, DaiK then starts to stalk towards Dirk. Dirk is unsure
of what to do and fires a couple of right hands at the face of DaiK. They
don't faze him and he kicks Dirk in the gut and then whips him to the
ropes. Dirk comes off with a clothesline that surprises DaiK and puts
him down. DaiK bounces back up and Dirk hammers him with right hands which
this time send the Dark man reeling backwards into the turnbuckle. Dirk
whips DaiK to the opposite turnbuckle, but DaiK reverses and then follows
in with a big splash. DaiK then grabs the head of Dirk and delivers a
bulldog. DaiK hooks a leg. 1.............................2.........................Dirk
kicks out.
Stanyer: DaiKaTanA takes early control of
this match.
DaiK picks up Dirk and hooks him up and delivers a Belly to Belly Suplex.
DaiK covers again. 1.....................2.............Dirk kicks out
again. DaiKaTanA picks up Dirk and delivers a Suplex, but DaiK holds on
and delivers a second Suplex. DaiK holds on again and is back up to the
standing position and then delivers a hard DDT.
Stanyer: Beautiful Tri-fector. Lateral Press.
1............................2................................Dirk somehow
kicks out.
DaiK gets up and stalks the referee into the corner. DaiK gives the referee
one last stare then turns around and walks into a straight superkick from
Dirk Danger. DaiK bounces back up and Dirk peppers him with right hands.
Dirk then whips DaiKaTanA to the ropes and then follows it with a big
clothesline. Lateral Press. 1............................2.....................DaiK
kicks out. Dirk helps up DaiK and kicks him in the gut and hooks him up
for the Danger Driver, but DaiK back body drops him out of it. DaiK goes
for a right hand, but Dirk blocks it and hits a big right of his own.
DaiK staggers back, Dirk comes off the ropes and takes DaiK down with
a front neckbreaker. Dirk covers again. 1............................2..........................DaiK
kicks out. Dirk picks up DaiK and then shows his strength as he lifts
DaiK up and delivers a Vertical Suplex. DaiK gets to his feet and staggers
to a corner. Dirk comes in and kicks DaiK in the gut a few times and then
goes for an Irish whip, but DaiK reverses it and pulls Dirk in towards
him and hooks his head and then delivers the Twist of Fate. DaiK hooks
a leg. 1..................................2.....................................3!!!!
DaiKaTanA d. Dirk Danger
7:53 Pinfall
Stanyer: DaiKaTanA pulls out the
win with the Twist of Fate. We now go backstage where I believe Travis
Right.
The camera cuts to a backstage hallway where there seems to be a line
of people standing outside the GWO locker room. Next to the locker room
there is a table where "The Future" Travis Right is sitting with another
man dressed in a business suit. Johhny Mayhem comes walking up past all
of the people in the line and sits down next to Travis
Mayhem: Hey Travis, whats with all the people
here?
Travis: Well you may have noticed that ever
since I won the U.S. title every single bum backstage has been demanding
matches like they've earned them. And since I cant keep up with all of
them I'm thinking of hiring an agent, so he can deal with it. I mean just
in the past day or so I've got bloodbath and that punk Havoc askin for
matches, and tonight im fighting Kevin Cage in a cage.
Mayhem: Yea, about tonight what are your
thoughts on Cage and the comments he made earlier.
Travis: Well to me it sounds like he's in
awe of the whole match tonight. He was going on about how its his first
main event, and that just shows how pathetic he really is. Well I'll tell
you what Cage, you better enjoy this main event while you have the chance,
cause when im through with you, you'll be a house show opening jobber.
Travis is interupted by the man sitting across the table
Man: Hey, umm in this application it says
"Are you willing to take a chair shot for me" Umm what exactly does that
mean.
Travis: What?? Let me see that. (snatches
the clipboard from his hands) Aww the hell with this I dont need any assistant.
Hey listen up everyone, Ive decided that your all probably worthless money
hungry agents that are looking to screw me over, so I dont want an agent.
So everyone, You aint got to go home, but you got to get the hell out
of here!!
The camera fades off as the small crowd turns around to leave and Travis
Right walks back into his locker room
{Commerical Break}
**The screen goes onto Rye Hazwaki with black Karate trousers on, he is
seen in the distance, lots of people are standing around him. Rye then
jumps in the air, and Cyclone Kick's all of the people around him, they
all fall to the ground. A voice is then heard.**
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**The screen goes to a man just showing the bottom half of his body it
shows, Black Karate Trousers with Rye Hazwaki down one side, and his face
on the other it also has a red belt.**
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Black, White and Blue. You ask where from? www.pwfshopzone.com only $24.83
and if you buy two pairs, you can get your very own Rye Vest. In Red,
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**The screen then goes onto Rye again, but in a diffrent location jumping
up in slow motion (Matrix Style) and Whirl-Wind Kicking a Man..**
~~Warning~~
****"Do not try those moves at home."****
{End Commercial}
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, well, we must
show you this footage from earlier, these two are quite ridiculous at
times.
Footage shows Big Poppa and Sabre in a corridor
Poppa: "I told you not to yell at the janitor
like that. He's an angry old man, at the best of times."
Poppa is helping Sabre along a corridor, as the daredevil tries to
dislodge the mop bucket from his head.
Sabre: "It's not funny. I almost drowned
in here! Just imagine! Sabre... died young, and with a terrible win/loss
record!"
Poppa: "Well that's not a healthy attitude
to have, tag buddy! Think positive, and use that Tai-Bo energy you have
against your enemies, not yourself!"
Sabre: "Okay... first of all... Tai-Bo?!
And second of all... my enemy IS myself. Now.... let's take this one step
at a time. Got something to make some eyeholes?"
Minutes later,Sabre is lying on a reception desk, as Poppa stabs furiously
at the bucket with a screwdriver, to the horror of onlookers...
Sabre: "Ow... ow... OWWW!!!... Y'know, I
just realised.... this is gonna hurt me when it punctures. Maybe we should
work more on greasing this bad boy up a little."
Poppa: "Heh. I just realised... you're gonna
look mighty stupid at our match tonight..."
Ummm... I'm spent.
Stanyer: Well onto the match.
Lords of Destruction v Sabre & Big Poppa
"Serial Killer" by Prodigy begins to play as images
of the Lords of Destruction destroying past opponents play on the titantron.
Once the Lords of Destruction appear on the ramp there is a very loud
mixed reaction from the crowd with the cheers noticably louder. LoD walk
to the ring quickly, barely acknowledging the crowd, climb in & stand
in their corner.
James: Introducing,
from Canada, at a combined weight of 630lbs, Bloodstorm and Carnage, the
Lords of Destruction. *Crowd give a mixed reaction, but mainly cheers.**
**The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet
down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark
UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as
a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up**
James: "Coming
to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 515lbs, Big Poppa and
The Sabre *Crowd cheer loudly*
**The audience goes mad as Big Poppa and
Sabre emerge through the Havoc curtains. They do a air-guitar taunt to
the tune of the song, and they Big Poppa dances down to the ring as Sabre
walks down hi-fi-ing all the fans**
Report:Carnage and Poppa start out,
they lock up and Carnage takes Poppa into a headlock. Poppa pushes him
off into the ropes, Poppa drops to the floor and Carnage runs over the
top. Poppa gets up and grabs Carnage around the waist looking for a Belly
to Belly, but Carnage counters with an elbow to the back of Poppa's head.
Carnage then hammers Poppa with a stiff forearm to the face. Poppa staggers
into a neutral corner. Carnage comes in with a couple of big right hands,
Poppa suddenly flips him around and hits Carnage with some fast right
hands, Poppa then whips Carnage to the opposite corner, but Carnage reverses,
Carnage follows in but gets caught with a boot to the face and turns away,
Poppa jumps up to the 2nd turnbuckle and jumps off with a Double Axe Handle
which catches Carnage in the face. Poppa makes a quick tag to Sabre, Sabre
jumps over the top rope as Carnage rolls over to his corner and tags in
Bloodstorm.
Stanyer: Poppa gets the better of the opening
exchanges, how will Bloodstorm and Sabre fare.
Sabre and Bloodstorm circle as well then tie up, Bloodstorm pushes Sabre
into a corner and then hammers him with right hands and then a big body
punch doubles up Sabre. Bloodstorm whips Sabre into the opposite turnbuckle
and then charges in, but as Sabre reaches the turnbuckle he springs to
the top rope and then backflips over Bloodstorm and lands on his feet.
Bloodstorm stops him self hitting the turnbuckle and then turns around
and gets dropkicked in the face. Bloodstorm staggers back into the turnbuckle.
Sabre climbs the turnbuckle and starts to punch Bloodstorm in the face
as the crowd count. 1...2...3....4.....5.....6......7....The count stops
as Bloodstorm lifts Sabre off the turnbuckle and is looking for a Powerbomb
when Sabre reverses it with a Hurricanranna and holds on for the pin.
1.........................2.........Bloodstorm kicks out. Bloodstorm gets
to his feet and gets kicked in the gut, Sabre locks in a headlock and
tags in Poppa, he holds Bloodstorm for Poppa to kick him in the gut. Poppa
then hits Bloodstorm with a couple of right hands in his corner and grabs
him by the head and runs out of the corner with a Front Face Neckbreaker.
Stanyer: Beautiful move by Big Poppa, Lateral
Press. 1........................2...........................Bloodstorm
kicks out.
Big Poppa picks up Bloodstorm and whips him to the ropes, Bloodstorm reverses
and as Poppa hits the ropes Carnage knees him in the back from the apron.
Bloodstorm then knocks Poppa down with a hard clothesline. Bloodstorm
drops to his knees and then clambers across to tag in Carnage. Carnage
comes in and stomps on Poppa a couple of times before picking him up.
Carnage lifts Poppa up for a suplex and then shows his strength by holding
him up there for about 10 seconds before delivering the suplex.
Dawg: Look at the strength of Carnage, Big
Poppa weighs 280lbs, but Carnage held him up in the air with ease.
Carnage covers. 1.............................2..........................Poppa
just kicks out. Poppa staggers to his feet. Carnage tags Bloodstorm. They
both whip Poppa to the ropes and lift him up onto their shoulders before
delivering a big double whipping spinebuster. Bloodstorm covers. 1...........................2............................Sabre
races in to just make the save. Thre referee sends Sabre back out of the
ring.
Dawg: Had Sabre not interfered, the LoD would
have won the match right there.
Bloodstorm whips Poppa to the ropes, Bloodstorm delivers a Powerslam and
hooks the leg for a cover. 1...........................2...........................Poppa
kicks out. Bloodstorm picks up Poppa and whips him to the ropes, Bloodstorm
bends down for a back body drop, but Poppa kicks him in the face, Bloodstorm
comes straight back with a clothesline which Poppa ducks and they both
carry on into the ropes, they both come off and they both deliver clothesline
to each other and stay down.
Stanyer: Poppa has to make the tag now.
The referee begins his 10 count. 1....2.......3............4.........Bloodstorm
starts to move towards his corner........5......6.......Poppa is crawling
towards his corner. .......7........8.....Bloodstorm makes the tag, Carnage
comes in the ring and heads towards Big Poppa who just dives and makes
the tag to Sabre who immediately flips over the rope and then bounces
off his feet as he lands and grabs Carnage by the head and whips him around
into a DDT.
Stanyer: WHAT A MOVE BY SABRE!!! What amazing
athleticism, nobody else in the PWF could have pulled off a move like
that.
Sabre hooks the leg of Carnage. 1.....................2.................Bloodstorm
breaks it up with a boot to the head. Sabre gets to his feet and surprises
Bloodstorm with quick forearms to the face and then an irish whip which
Bloodstorm reverses and picks up Sabre who counters with a flying head
scissors. Sabre then jumps on the shoulders of Carnage who has got to
his feet, but Carnage counters by driving Sabre into the mat with a Powerbomb.
Poppa comes back into the ring and knocks Carnage off his feet with a
clothesline. Poppa then hammers Bloodstorm into the corner with forearms
and then lifts hits a big forearm knocking him into the turnbuckle. Poppa
lifts him up onto the turnbuckle. Sabre is up and hits a backflip splash
on Carnage before he gets to the top rope, but Carnage quickly gets to
his feet, and crotches Sabre. Carnage then lifts Sabre off the turnbuckle
onto his shoulders, he walks towards the other turnbuckle where Bloodstorm
has just punched Poppa off him and stands up and flies off with the End
of Days(Doomsday Device). Carnage hooks a leg. 1..........................2.............................3!!!!
LoD d. Sabre & Poppa
15:17 Pinfall
Stanyer: The Lords of Destruction
pull out the victory in a fantastic contest.
Dawg: Strange how Big Poppa & Sabre can be
so stupid together, yet be such an effective team.
Stanyer: Well I am told Ted Tedison is with
Bloodbath backstage.
Ted Tedison is standing by in the back with Bloodbath.
Ted Tedison: "Well, Bloodbath, it looks like
you have the interview time right now. So, why did you ask for this time
anyway?"
Bloodbath: "Hmmm. Let me see. Maybe it is
because I have an Extreme Title match tonight against DeMoN and Blackbird!
I know I can beat Blackbird since I did before when I was thew Extreme
Champ. Demon on the other hand might be somewhat difficult. I have not
fought him in over a year. He shouldn't even be champ, seeing how I never
got a rematch with Mad Mike for MY title. But, it won't make a difference
come time for our match, because I intend on doing whatever it takes to
eliminate my competition and regain my PWF Extreme Championship!"
Bloodbath turns and heads towards the OutKasts' locker room.
Ted Tedison: "Okay. I guess that wraps up
this interview."
Blackbird is in a locker room watching Bloodbath's interview.
Blackbird: - Bloodbath, don't get too cocky.
I'm a three time hardcore champion. I'm a former World Champion. I've
lost ONE match to you Bloodbath. Just one. DeMoN you are af NO concern
to me. You just happen to have MY belt. Bloodbath, I didn't have it last
time but this time my Bag of Tricks is coming with me. When the time is
right you'll see what I mean. Now get out of my face.
pushes camera away and laces up his boots as the camera fades.
{Commerical Break}
Announcer- SPRITE! The best stuff on Earth!!!
**The camera flashes a shot of General Leo of the PWF drinking Sprite.**
Announcer- The...
**The camera cuts to a shot of the MOW E's Phreak, drinking down some
Sprite.**
Announcer- best...
**The next MOW Sanitarium Champion, Heelmaster, is seen, drinking Sprite.**
Announcer- stuff...
**The triple crown champion of the UAW, Bates Masterson, is guzzling down
a Sprite.**
Announcer- on...
**Cleveland, Ohio's own Heavy Metal guru, Matt Wilkins is shown tossing
a can of Sprite in the air and drinking all of the contents of the can
before catching it.**
Announcer- EARTH!!!
**The camera focuses on Nightshade completely downing a 20 oz. Sprite
right before the camera! All six men are shown finishing off their respective
Sprite. They then give a simultaneous thumbs up.**
Nightshade- Drink Sprite, because I said so!
**The camera cuts out.**
{End Commercial}
The Ultra-Tron flares to life, playing the familar image of a pitbull
dog straining to be free from the chain that restrains him. The crowd
reaction is less enthusiastic than usual, but still favorable as Silas
"The Pitbull" Parish makes his appearance on the entry way ramp. He's
dressed in his wrestling gear but only has one hand taped up currently.
Waiting for the crowd's cheers to die down, he quickly finishes taping
his other hand then pulls a microphone out of his back pocket and smiles.
Pitbull: - "Well, its nice to see that most
of you people seem to still be Pitbull fans even though I've been on a
losing streak as of late. Your loyalty is truly refreshing."
Silas begins his long, slow walk down to the ring and slides in under
the ring ropes. The smile on his face has faded a little but the fans
still seem to be behind him.
Pitbull: - "Anyways, I didn't come out here
to tell you all that I think you are the best group of pure wrestling
fans on earth. No, I came out here to talk about two separate matters
entirely. Firstly, I wanna publically comment about the losing streak
I've been on. I really don't know what to say about it. I'm letting you
all down, I can feel it, and I have no excuse for that. Although, it does
seem fishy to me that ever since I lost the European title contenders
shot to Kevin Cage, the one where I knocked my own ass out, things have
degraded. I've been slower, less agile and all around sloppy in the ring.
Maybe I damaged something, I don't know. Thats why I'm taking the next
Armeggeddon off to get things checked out."
The crowd seems to echo Silas' concerns and cheer when he says he is
gonna get checked out. Their support makes Silas' smile brighten a little
again.
Pitbull: - "Now you may ask why I'm taking
Armeggeddon off and not Havoc. Well thats a good question and I'll give
you a good answer. I think. At first it was because I was set to face
Rampage at Havoc, but then he went on a short leave of absence aparently.
Then, when I went to the top brass to ask if I could have Havoc off, they
presented me with a opportunity I couldn't pass up. Which brings me to
the second thing I wanna talk about, Andy Clegg. Clegg! The powers that
be have given me a shot at bringing you down, and I just couldn't pass
it up. Why you may ask? Well I'll tell you. I have no beef with you, I
hardly even know you, but I know of you. You have a growing reputation
around the PWF and if bring you down on Havoc, I can be known as the man
who brought down Clegg when several others have failed miserably! And
I really, really like the sound of that!"
The crowd roars and starts chanting "Pitbull! Pitbull! Pitbull!" at
the top of their lung. Meanwhile, Silas' smile has become a full fledged
grin from ear to ear.
Pitbull: - "By the sounds of things, it seem
you guys like the sound of that too. So Clegg, I only have one more thing
to say. Come Havoc, you better watch out, cuz this Pitbull goes for the
jugular!"
The crowd roars again and music begins to play, but its not Silas'
music. Its Andy Clegg's...!
The music is instantly recognised as the Angel Theme by Darling Violetta
and Andy Clegg appears on the ramp. He scans the crowd and then looks
towards Pitbull.
Clegg: Well now i know you all have been
wondering why i have been a bit quiet lately, well it's because i have
been under the weather a bit. I know you all think i am a god * Clegg
chuckles at that remark * But even i get unwell from time to time. Plus
i suffered a bit of an injury at the hands of Theros. But i don't plan
on bitching about it. Pitbull i don't have no beef with you either but
damn it you want to take me down then bring it on. If you know me as you
say you do then you will know that i don't back down from anyone. I think
i can take 5 minutes out of my schedule to bust you open, then another
5 minutes to weaken your neck and about 2 seconds to knock you out with
the Cranium Correction.
Clegg starts to walk to the ring
Clegg: You see i have no battle plan in the
PWF everyone is rushing around after gold and trying to be the best, but
you don't have to be a champion to be the best. I have held the Hardcore
title once and if i get another shot i will hold it again. People say
i don't talk much well as all my fans know i do my talking with my fists
so Pitbull are you ready to face a true maniac?
Clegg reaches the ring and stands looking up waiting for Pitbull to
respond.
Pitbull: - "I'm ready Clegg, lets do it!"
Pitbull v Andy Clegg
Report: Pitbull and Clegg tie up, Pitbull
takes Clegg into a hammerlock, Clegg reverses into an armbar and then
whips Pitbull to the ropes, Clegg hits a high back body drop on Pitbull
who gets back up quickly. Clegg hits a couple of right hands and then
hits a Snap Suplex on Pitbull. Clegg then stomps on Pitbull a couple of
times and then mounts him and hits a few right hands.
Stanyer: Pitbull's struggling, he hasn't
really been the same since losing to Kevin Cage at War Games, he's a wonderful
talent, he just needs little confidence boost and he will be back to his
usual self.
Clegg picks up Pitbull and locks him in a headlock and tightens it showing
his impressive biceps. Pitbull then elbows Clegg in the gut three times
and then pushes him into the ropes and sends him to the other side, Pitbull
then follows him and comes off the same ropes and hits a Running Pitbulldog.
Clegg gets back up holding his face, his nose starts to drip blood.
Dawg: Looks like Clegg has busted nose.
Stanyer: Could even be broken.
Pitbull hits Clegg in the face with a few right hands, then whips him
into the turnbuckle. Pitbull follows in with a jumping clothesline putting
all of his weight behind it. Pitbull then locks Clegg in a headlock and
then runs up the ropes and hits a top rope swining Pitbulldog. He hooks
a leg. 1............................2.......................Clegg kicks
out. Clegg's nose has now got a lot of blood around it and Pitbull makes
it worse with a viscious stomp directly to the nose. Pitbull picks up
Clegg and then hits a Snap Suplex. Pitbull then climbs to the 2nd rope
and flies off driving the leg into the chest of Clegg, driving the wind
out of him. Pitbull hooks the leg again. 1.........................2...........................Clegg
kicks out.
Stanyer: Two close falls for Pitbull, he
is looking more like his old self again.
Pitbull picks up Clegg and takes him over to the turnbuckle and signals
for the K'9er(Diamond Dust). He sets it up, but Clegg elbows him in the
gut and then takes Pitbull off the turnbuckle on his shoulders and carries
him to the middle of the ring and then hits the Cranium Correction(Rikishi
Driver).
Stanyer: Cranium Correction from nowhere.
Cover. 1..............................2.............................3!!!
Clegg pulls this one out of the bag, Pitbull's poor run of bad luck continues.
Clegg d. Pitbull
6:46 Pinfall
Stanyer: The losing streak of Pitbull
continues, perhaps he will have more luck next week, even if he has given
himself an Armageddon off.
Dawg: Sarcastically It's a crying
shame, it really is.
Stanyer: Shut up, Pitbull is a top notch
wrestler, he might be stuck in a rut, but I'm damn sure he will get himself
out of it.
After a match on Havoc, the camera's cut backstage, where Kevin Cage
is standing beside PWF employee Jimmy Jones. Jones, a man in his middle
40's, with dark hair, eyes, and a black PWF shirt on, is about to interview
Cage about his match tonight. Cage, in wrestling attire, sets down a cup
of water as the interview begins.
Jimmy Jones: Well Cage, you have a match
tonight against Travis Right, a cage match for the main event... what
are your feelings on this match-up?
Jones hands Cage the mic, as he begins to speak.
Kevin Cage: Well Jimmy, tonight on the greatest
show in all of sports entertainment, I'm going to be in the main event.
The first main event in my career. And what a better match, than a steel
cage match against the US Champion? Tonight, I'm going to set foot in
that ring, in that cage, and I'm going to show Travis what it feels like
to belong to someone else. You see, Trav... you may think you have the
skills, after all you are US Champ... you may think you have the heart...
you may think you have the gWo... but I've got so much more. Because I
have more talent, I have more heart, and I have the OutKasts on my side.
So Trav, you think you have this won? Well, I'm beggin ya - show me what
you've got. And I'll beat it. Ready to get caged?
Jimmy Jones gets back the mic as Cage walks off...
Jimmy Jones: There you have it.
Pitbull is shown making his way through the backstage area, massaging
a sore shoulder from his match. As he turns around a corner a purple glove
shoots out and clocks him across the jaw. Pitbull is stunned and faces
the attacker, only to have his neck gripped in that vice-like clench,
and slammed into the wall visciously.... multiple times. Theros's hand's
trademark.
Theros walks out, idly trying to play a Gameboy with one hand
Theros: "Easier with two!!!! THREE FOUR FIVE!!!!!"
Stanyer: What the hell is Theros doing??
Theros seems annoyed as he can't play correctly while his hand is pummeling
Pitbull. After the thwacks against the wall Pitbull slides down and Theros's
hand reaches around wildly, until it finds a shovel behind him and whips
it around, snapping the shaft over Pitbull's head. Pitbull topples over
unconscious. Theros's hand comes back and he walks down the hallway continuing
to play his game
Stanyer: I guess Pitbull's problems just
get worse and worse.
{Commerical Break}
**Big Poppa is shown at a disco like dance party, and he's doing a few
dance moves. He whips some sweat of his head and notices that everyone
around him is having some milk. He swallows his sweat and begins to get
delusional. The music starts to fade out as he sees a giant milk carton
saying, "Drink Me." He rubs his eyes and it's gone, so begins to walk
from the dance floor.**
Girl 1: Big Poppa, don't leave! I want you to show me your moves.
Big Poppa: Yeah, whatever.. I'm going to
get something to drink. I'm really thirsty for some reason.
**Big Poppa walks to the bar, and sits down. He winks at the ladies sitting
about five seats down.**
Bartender: What'll it be?
Big Poppa: Make it a moo-juice, and hold
the ice. I'm feeling a little "exotic" tonight so make it two-percent'er.
Bartender: I'll see what I can do.
**Big Poppa checks his pocket, and finds an oddly large box of pretzels.
They look old, but he shrugs and starts eating them by the handful. The
bartender comes back**
Big Poppa: *With a mouth full of Pretzels*
Where is my milk?
Bartender: Oh, I thought you knew… About 1 minute ago we officially stopped
serving everything but Dish Water.
**The Bartender puts a large glass of Dish Water in front of Big Poppa,
and Big Pappa starts spitting the pretzels out. Big Poppa gives the camera
a mean stare as the announcer says**
Got Milk Guy: Got Milk?
{End Commercial}
We return to the gWo locker room where they are preparing for their
match tonight The camera pans over to Wowbowski who is sitting at the
small round table playing a game of cards with Cossak, Wowbowski lays
down his hand and begins to speak as Cossak sweeps up the money that layed
in front of him
Wowbowski:- Gambino, You say that gWo, bunch
of pussies. Vell, tonight ve vill mop up floor vith all Outkast. It Too
bad you no Outkast so ve kick your ass too. As for match, how ve lose?
Vrye is joke, both Vruff Vriders jokes. and ve Vrussians already show
that our tainted championski , Chrome, and partner Havok are both pansy
american punk. Ve in gWo perfect specimen. No von can touch us.
The camera then pans over to Cossak who is shuffling the cards skillfully
as he glares into the camera
Cossak:- Da. So tonight, Outkasts, vatch
yourself, at end of night people be runningk in streets screaming " Nuchalis
Bespo Rjadki!, Nuchalis Bespo Rjadki!. As all of Outkast lay on ground
after ve have our vay vith you.
Stanyer: Well our next match should be a
fantastic technical wrestling contest between General Leo and Josh Resnick.
Rumours are abound of Resnick and Xuway not getting along, however we
cannot confirm these reports.
Dawg: A rumour has to come from somewhere
Jay, you know that, if there is a rumour, then chances are there's some
truth there.
Stanyer: I agree, but we won't know until
we hear from either of them.
General Leo v Josh Resnick
**The lights go blue, as "The Imperial March" starts
over the speakers. General Leo walks out from the back to an expensive
looking fireworks show. The fans cheer as he walks to the ring with his
sword in hand. He steps in and the lights go up.**
James: Introducing
from Washington D.C., weighing 235lbs, General Leo. *Crowd cheers wildly*
**Walk by Pantera hits the speakers throughout
the arena. The Titantron comes on with solar flares of the sun showing.
Then out of the back Josh Resnick makes his way out. Stops at the ramp.
Listens to the crowd's boos. Then continues to the ring. Once on the apron,
Resnick climbs up the turnbuckle. Looks out into the crowd before flipping
over the ropes, landing on his feet in the middle of the ring.**
James: Introducing
from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 230lbs, Josh Resnick. **Crowd boos**
Report: Leo and Resnick tie up, Resnick
takes Leo into hammerlock, Leo reverses the hammerlock, Resnick turns
it into a top wristlock, Leo flips Resnick over with an arm drag and holds
on, Resnick kicks up and reverses the arm wrench and then flips Leo over
with an Arm Drag of his own. Leo rolls over and turns the Arm Wrench over
and then whips Resnick to the ropes. Leo bends down for a back body drop
and Resnick rolls over the top of him and goes for a German Suplex, Leo
counters and reverses the waistlock. Leo tries a German Release Suplex,
but Resnick lands on his feet. Leo turns around and goes for a clothesline
but Resnick grabs the arm and then hits a shoulder stunner. Leo gets to
his feet holding his arm. Leo charges in and Resnick flips him over with
an arm drag, Leo rolls through to his feet, he charges in again and Resnick
tries another Arm Drag, but Leo blocks it and hiptosses Resnick over.
Resnick gets to his feet and Leo kicks him in the gut and then delivers
a Fast Snap Suplex.
Stanyer: Lightning Fast opening from these
two outstanding Technical wrestlers.
Leo covers quickly. 1.......................Resnick kicks out. Resnick
gets to his feet, Leo delivers a back drop and then picks him back up,
but as he does Resnick grabs the arm and takes him down into a Fujiwara
Armbar. He wrenches back for a few seconds and then rolls Leo over and
tries to lock in a Cross Armbreaker.
Stanyer: If Resnick can straighten the arm
of Leo, then this one could be over quickly.
Leo manages to keep his elbow straight, although the strain on his arm
is still extremely painful as he has to resist the force of Resnick. Resnick
finally abandons the hold and pulls Leo to his feet. He grabs Leo by the
waist and then turns him around and throws him shoulder first through
the turnbuckle pads so his shoulder hits the ring post. Leo comes out
holding his arm and slumps in the turnbuckle. Resnick stomps on the shoulder
of Leo. Resnicks picks up Leo and hits a Single arm DDT.
Dawg: An intelligent move by Resnick, concentrating
his attack on the arm of Leo.
Resnick picks Leo up and takes him into a hammerlock and then delivers
a back drop on the hammerlock. Resnick then holds down the arm of Leo
and then lifts himself up and drives the knee into the arm of Leo. Resnick
then covers. 1..............................2.....................Leo
kicks out. Resnick pulls Leo up and hits an arm popper. Leo rolls onto
his stomach holding his shoulder, Resnick immediately goes for The Equinox,
Leo scrambles to the ropes as Resnick battles to lock on the hold. Resnick
picks up Leo and then delivers a Shoulder Breaker, and then covers. 1..........................2....................Leo
kicks out. Resnick grabs the arm of Leo and turns him over into a sitting
reverse Armbar. Leo refuses to tap out and manages to scramble his way
to the ropes. Resnick jumps down on the arm as he breaks the hold.
Stanyer: Leo will be fortunate if he doesn't
have a dislocated shoulder, even a rotator cuff injury after this onslaught
from Resnick.
Resnick locks a hammerlock on Leo and looks for the hammerlock back drop,
but Leo drops down behind Resnick and then hits a massive Release German
Suplex. Both men stay down.
Dawg: Leo needs to capitalise now, or perhaps
he spent his last bit of energy just hitting that move.
Both men make it to their feet at the same time. Resnick goes for a forearm,
but Leo blocks and then jabs Resnick a couple of times in the face. Resnick
is a little stunned and Leo hits a T-Bone Suplex. Resnick gets to his
feet immediately, and looks Leo straight in the face. Resnick blocks a
right hand by Leo and hits a knife edge chop. Leo counters with an overhand
chop. The two then exchange chops until Leo gets the better of Resnick
and then delivers an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex which sees Leo throw
Resnick directly into the referee. Leo goes for a cover, but the referee
is down.
Stanyer: What the hell. Who's this??
Maxwell Powers then comes running down the aisle, and Xuway Zanchu appears
seconds later. They charge down to the ring. Leo and Powers start to exchange
blows while Xuway locks on the TAFKAG on Resnick. Resnick struggles desperately
but then starts to slow down as Xuway strengthens the hold. Powers manages
to get the better of Leo and kicks him in the gut before delivering the
Jacknife Powerbomb, Leo rolls over and somehow ends up on top of the near
unconcious Resnick. Powers and Xuway leave the ring happy with their work.
The referee comes around unaware of what has just happened and makes the
count. 1...........................2...............................3!!!!
Leo d. Resnick
8:10 Pinfall
Stanyer: What the hell? Maxwell Powers
and Xuway just attacked Leo and Resnick? It looks like the rumours are
true.
Dawg: And Leo the flukey American loving
crowd hero has picked up the win, how lucky can you get.
Stanyer: I don't call being Jacknife Powerbombed,
"lucky". Anyway, I'm told we can finally see how Pitbull is after what
happened earlier.
Quite awhile later, Silas wakes up in the trainers area of the arena.
He has an icepack on his head, trying to keep a very large lump on his
head from growing. His ribs are also bandaged up tight. Seeing he's awake,
the trainer runs over to see if he's ok, but Silas pushes him away.
Pitbull: - "Back the hell off! If I need
you I'll call you!"
Silas sits himself up with a little discomfort and some apparent light-headedness.
None the less he looks straight into the camera.
Pitbull: - "Theros, the last several months
I've been sitting back and laughing at all your little backstage antics.
But this time, you and your rebel appendage have pissed with the wrong
guy. I want you and your miscreant arm in the ring for the next Havoc,
and don't forget to bring your Hardcore title belt. Cuz I'm gonna be all
healed up by then, and even if I'm not, I'm still gonna rip off your arm
and beat you over the head with it. I've never thought of myself as Hardcore,
but with all the screw jobs and disqualifications lately, I'm getting
bloody pissed off. You know what happens when a pitbull gets pissed off
Theros? People get shredded."
Silas winces in pain, but still manages to get to his feet and exit
the room. The camera fades to the arena.
Stanyer: Well folks after the break we have
the Extreme Title on the line in a Barbed Wire Match, this one is going
to be brutal.
{Commerical Break}
**Rye Hazwaki, is sitting on a couch in a very large, but empty room**
Rye Hazwaki: *In a Canadian accent, and speaking slowly* "I don't want
to think aboot my situation. It's just so hard being the only Canadian-Japanese
American known to the free world. Boy do I wish I could do something fun,
eh. I wish I could be like Big Poppa himself."
**Suddenly a hardcover book is thrown at Rye Hazwaki, and he gets mad.
An announcer starts talking, and Rye responds to what he says.**
Announcer: "Do you feel that you're the only Canadian-Japanese American
in the free world that can't go out and have a good time?"
Rye Hazwaki: "YES! YES!"
Announcer: "Are you a non-smoker over the age of 14?"
Rye Hazwaki: "Boy am I!"
Announcer: "Do you feel bad about not knowing how to dance like Big Poppa?"
Rye Hazwaki: "IT'S LIKE YOU'RE READING MY MIND!"
Announcer: "Then do we have the item for you. Big Poppa has taken journeys
all over the world finding unique dance steps, and now he has assembled
his personal knowledge and his gained knowledge into one large, user friendly
instructional dance book."
Rye Hazwaki: "Now that's fine and dandy, but how does it work?"
Announcer: "With incredible pop out pictures and large font, Big Poppa's
Instructional Dance Book makes it easy for people of any race or age to
learn to dance, Real Show style."
Rye Hazwaki: "Great! But I don't have a lot of money, how much would this
cost an average Canadian-Japanese American like myself?"
Announcer: "Well, the people at DSM and CO like to meet a standard of
selling high quality products at low, consumer friendly prices. So that
is why they are marketing Big Poppa's book at a recommended price of only
$24.52!"
Rye Hazwaki: "Wow! That IS consumer friendly! Where can I buy this wonder
book?"
**Rye Hazwaki hits his head and remembers that a book hit him in the head.
He smiles and as he opens it, the large empty room he's in turns into
a nightclub filled with people. He joins in the fun.**
Rye Hazwaki: "Thanks Big Poppa! You're book turned my lonely nights into
crazy… Crazy.. Flights!"
Announcer: "Big Poppa's Instructional Dance Book, sold at bookstores everywhere."
{End Commercial}
Barbed Wire Match
Bloodbath v Blackbird v DeMoN(c)
"Cool to Hate" by Offspring starts playing and the
arena goes pitch black. 10 seconds go by with nothing happening. Two huge
flames light up the Entry way and Blackbird makes his way to the ring.
James: Introducing
from Dayton, Ohio, weighing 245lbs, Blackbird. *Crowd cheers*
**"96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY plays
as a ring of fire appears by the entrance. Bloodbath rises out of the
flames before walking towards the ring. He stops on the apron, and looks
to the crowd, before he climbs in the ring.**
James: Introducing,
from Hell, Michigan, weighing 225lbs, Bloodbath.
**"Leave you far behind" by Lunatic Calm
hits and the lights darken, pyros blast off at the ramp and a man in a
dark cloak is standing in the entrance way, he is holding a long scythe,
he raises his hands as if he is drawing on a dark power, then slams his
hands down, the lights slam back on and the man throws down his cloak
to reveal it is Demon, he walks down to the ring slowly and then climbs
in over the top rope.
James: Introducing,
from Death Valley, California, weighing 494lbs, "The Devil" Demon.
Report: Bloodbath and Blackbird look
at each, they both hate each other, but they both still charge DeMoN and
hammer him with double right hands. They grab DeMoN and whip him into
the barbwire. DeMoN hits the barb wire and gets his arms tangled in it,
he pulls himself free and stands up as if nothing has happened. Bloodbath
goes for DeMoN again, but Blackbird cleverly fakes and Bloodbath walks
straight into a big right hand from DeMoN. Bloodbath turns around and
staggers backwards into Blackbird who hits a right of his own spinning
him around into DeMoN who grabs him by the throat and then lifts him up
in the air in a one handed choke hold. Blackbird rolls underneath the
barb wire and grabs a couple of weapons from under the ring, he pulls
out a chair, a Kendo Stick, and a spool of spare barb-wire.
Stanyer: Isn't there enough Barb-wire in
this match already?
Blackbird rolls back into the ring. Bloodbath is down holding his throat,
DeMoN is stalking him. Blackbird picks up a Kendo Stick and smashes it
across the head of DeMoN. It doesn't even faze him, Blackbird smashes
it again and again over the head until the cane is in pieces, he manages
to force DeMoN down onto his knees. Then from behind Bloodbath hits Blackbird
over the head with a Steel Chair, then Bloodbath drives it into the face
of DeMoN. This time DeMoN goes down and Bloodbath goes for the cover.
1......................2.....................DeMoN throws Bloodbath half
way across the ring with his kickout.
Dawg: Look at the power of the man from the
darkside.
Blackbird is back up and he picks up Bloodbath, he whips him towards DeMoN
who lifts Bloodbath up and drops him face first across the barb wire,
Bloodbath immediately rolls out of the ring holding his face.
Stanyer: My god, Bloodbath's face could have
been ripped open, he is right in front of us.
Dawg: He is busted open, that barb-wire has
slashed his forehead open.
In the ring DeMoN stalks Blackbird, who refuses to back down and hits
DeMoN with repeated right hands, but they don't faze the big man, DeMoN
grabs Blackbird by the throat and pushes him into the barb-wire, Blackbird
is unfazed and comes off the wire and charges DeMoN, but DeMoN moves and
helps Blackbird to go into the wire, Blackbird becomes entangled in the
barb-wire. DeMoN picks up the chair and smashes it into the face of Blackbird
as he becomes entangled from the wire and collapses to the outside.
Stanyer: This DeMoN is damn near invincible,
who can stop him?
As if on cue, the lights go out, and an eerie tune begins to play,
dark, satanic images appear on the Ultra-Tron and entrance way is lit
with a dark blue light showing a symbol on the entrance ramp
Dawg: What the hell is happening???
Stanyer: I know that symbol like no other,
that is the symbol of the Alliance of Darkness.
Dawg: The AoD? Are they back??
Suddenly massive pyro's blast off around the ring as the lights come
back on, in the ring is DeMoN and he is surrounded by three men, each
wearing a black mask. DeMoN seems to know what is going on, each man is
facing away from DeMoN. Suddenly they all turn around and are facing DeMoN.
The man in the middle raises his hand towards his mask and then suddenly
pulls it off.
Stanyer: It's DaiKaTanA!!!!! This has to
be the return of the AoD, but who are the other two men?
Dawg: DeMoN, DaiKaTanA and these two men
could be an unstoppable force.
Suddenly the two men in masks go towards DeMoN, then suddenly they
attack DeMoN, then DaiKaTanA joins in the attack.
Stanyer: What the hell is this??? They are
attacking DeMoN???
The three men beat DeMoN to the ground. Then the two men in masks roll
DeMoN out of the ring and then place him onto a Giant metal version of
the AoD symbol. They strap DeMoN to the symbol, DaiKaTanA then leads them
up the ramp as the lights dim once again.
Stanyer: Where are they taking DeMoN??? What
the hell is going on???
Bloodbath and Blackbird have been watching it from the outside, and when
the 4 men have gone, and the lights return to normal, they roll back into
the ring. They look at each other and then start to exchange punches.
Stanyer: I guess we still have ourselves
an Extreme Title Match. With or without DeMoN!!
Bloodbath gets the better of the exchange and whips Blackbird into the
barb-wire, Blackbird winces at the pain. Bloodbath picks up the steel
chair but gets it dropkicked in the face by Blackbird. Blackbird grabs
the chair and climbs the turnbuckle and then flies off with a leg drop
driving the chair into the face of Bloodbath. Blackbird hooks a leg. 1........................2.......................Bloodbath
kicks out. Blackbird picks up the spool of barb wire and positions it
on the mat. He picks up Bloodbath and looks for the DDT on the wire, but
Bloodbath counters with a couple of hard rabbit punches. Bloodbath then
out of nowhere grabs Blackbird and delivers the Blood Bash driving the
face of Blackbird directly into the Barb-wire.
Stanyer: OH MY GOD!!! A Blood Bash on Barb
wire!! Cover. 1..............................2..................................OH
MY GOD BLACKBIRD KICKED OUT!!!!! Unbelievable!!
Bloodbath cannot believe what happened and gets up. Bloodbath rolls out
of the ring, he pulls a bottle from underneath the ring and something
else with it. He gets in the ring and empties the bottle out over the
barb-wire. He then gets the other item, which appears to be a lighter
and puts it to the barb-wire and it lights up.
Dawg: OH NO!! Barbed Wire on Fire???
Stanyer: This is sick!!
Blackbird is up to his feet. Bloodbath doesn't notice. Bloodbath stands
up and gets kicked in the gut and hit with the EvenFlow DDT driving his
face into the Barbed wire on Fire. Bloodbath rolls about holding his face.
Blackbird hooks the leg. 1........................................2.......................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: The winner of the match, AND NEW PWF
EXTREME CHAMPION, BLACKBIRD!!!!!
Blackbird d. Bloodbath
21:18 Pinfall
Stanyer: That has to be one of the
sickest endings I've ever seen. And what happened to DeMoN.
Dawg: I have no idea, but I think we are
going to need a commercial while we clear this mess up.
{Commerical Break}
*Crusader is sitting in his million dollar mansion in his laboratory putting
some chemicals together. When he completed his job he sprayed himself
with the new mixture and nodded in satisfaction.*
*Later on at a wrestling workout gym, Crusader is heading towards the
bathroom when Diablo walks out. Crusader steps in and says- "Damn son,
what did you have for lunch"
So he leaves the bathroom and puts on his cologne, that still has no name,
to cover Diablo's putrid smell. Then Stunning Sarah walks by and says-
"Damn Crusader, you smell so good, can I have some of that for Chris?"
Crusader says-
"Sure you can, put it on his musty and beat down body after our match"
*Crusader turns toward the camera and says, get your "Damn, you smell
good" cologne only at PWF Shopzone*
{End Commercial}
The Camera returns to a darkened room, in it we see DaiKaTanA and the
two masked men surrounding the symbol with DeMoN on it.
DaiKaTanA: It is time.
???: Nods to other man in mask. Begin.
The third man appears to touch something on the symbol, a few seconds
go by and nothing happens and then the symbol is surrounded with fire,
with DeMoN in the middle, the screen then goes black
Stanyer: What the hell?? What is going on??
Dawg: Hey, I have no idea
Stanyer: Oh well, I am told Mayhem has found
Havok just before the big match.
The camaras show Havok walking from his car to the ring. He is already
in his wrestling gear.
Mayhem: Havok, Havok, Havok, can I get an
interview with you????
Havok: Shut the Fuck up and back the Fuck
up man, your breathe really stinks. What is it that you want?? Do you
want to wreak Havok?? Shut up 'till I am finished. You know that I'm playing
around with you. But you still can't wreak Havok!!
Mayhem: It looks obvious that you already
know about the match tonight.What do you think will happen.
Havok: You want to know what WILL happen
is what you mean. I'll tell you what WILL happen. When I get tagged in,
I'll Devastate the crowd with my moves and then tag in Crusader and have
him finish the gWo off.
Mayhem: Thank you for your asspect of the
match.Anything else you would like to say.
Havok: I would like to thank Crusader for
helping me begin the OutKasts. Do you know what started this thing?? It
was me defeating Crusader at in the tournament of Champions. We have not
parted since then. Who wants to wreak Havok???
Crowd: We do!!!
Stanyer: It sounds like the crowd is ready
for this one already, you can already feel the tension now. Remember this
is under stable match rules, all 4 men on a team must be eliminated to
win the match.
Stable Match
gWo v The OutKasts
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays as Havok and
Rye walk out, Crusader follows with the World Title over his shoulder,
Devastator is the last out from the curtains, they head towards the ring.
James: Introducing,
the members of The OutKasts, Havok, Rye Hazwaki, Devastator and the PWF
World Champion, Crusader Chrome. Crowd Cheers wildly
"Snap your Fingers, Snap your Neck" by Prong
plays as MVD and Power G walk out from the entrance ramp, they are followed
by the Russians, MVD has the Challenge Title around his waist, the Real
McCoy and JVD follow behind the Russians. They charge the ring and slide
in.
Report: The gWo charge into the ring
and attack the OutKasts, MVD goes for Rye, Power G goes for Crusader,
Havok goes for Wowbowski and Cossak goes for Devastator. The 8 men exchange
blows and Wowbowski clothesline Havok out of the ring, Power G manages
to hit a jawbreaker on Crusader, MVD gets caught with a hook kick from
Rye and Cossak Joe is sent flying out of the ring with a hard right hand
by Devastator. The referee finally restores some order and Devastator
is left in the ring with MVD. The two tie up and Devastator uses his power
to push MVD to the floor, MVD pretends to get up and then drop toe holds
Devastator and then goes for a corkscrew leg drop, but misses as Devastator
rolls out of the way. MVD gets to his feet and gets clobbered by two big
rights by Devastator sending him into the OutKast's corner.
Dawg: That is not where MVD wants to be right
now.
Devastator tags Havok and Devastator hits one more big right before leaving
the ring. Havok stomps away and MVD and then brings him out of the corner,
he whips him to the ropes where Wowbowski makes a blind tag. Havok takes
MVD down with a hurricanranna. Then gets clotheslined out of his boots
by Wowbowski as he stands up. MVD rolls out of the ring.
Stanyer: Havok didn't see the tag, and has
paid for it.
Wowbowski picks up Havok and hits a scoop slam and then a hard elbow drop
to the chest. Wowbowski covers. 1.............Havok kicks out easily.
Wowbowski picks up Havok and holds him as he tags Cossak. Cossak gets
in and climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and then hits a double axe handle
to the back of Havok. Cossak then covers Havok. 1.................2......Havok
kicks out.
Stanyer: The gWo want to isolate Havok.
Cossak picks up Havok and goes for a short arm clothesline, but Havok
ducks and then catches Cossak with a Standing Sidekick.
Stanyer: That's the dizzy kick, Havok must
make a tag now.
Havok manages to scramble over to his corner and makes the tag to Rye.
Rye comes in and points to MVD, Cossak gets up and looks like he is going
to tag MVD, then tags Power G instead with a smile on his face as the
crowd boo him.
Dawg: Now that was funny.
Power G comes in and ducks a heel kick from Rye and locks in a waistlock.
Rye counters with an elbow to the face and then springs up and hits a
Rin-Me kick to the back of Power G's head. Rye picks up Power G and kicks
him in the gut, but Power G catches the kick, Rye goes for an enziguri
but misses but lands on his feet and leaps back up and hits a sidekick
to the face instead. Power G gets to his feet and ties up with Rye. Power
G takes Rye into a headlock, Rye pushes him off into the ropes, Power
G springs off the ropes and catches Rye with a Moonsault. Rye gets up
and Power G hits a hard knife edge chop. Power G follows it up with repeated
chops to the head then he hits a Back Body Flip. Power G then tags in
MVD.
Stanyer: Oh yeah, MVD comes in while Rye
is down I see.
MVD stands above Rye and performs the Old Man Stink pose and then sits
on his chest and pounds him with right hands. MVD then climbs the turnbuckle
and poses to the crowd. MVD picks up Rye and hits a Spinning Belly to
Back Suplex. MVD covers. 1..........................2......................Devastator
comes in and makes the save. The referee forces Devastator out of the
ring as MVD puts Rye in the corner and Wowbowski starts to choke Rye then
lets go as the referee turns around. MVD then whips Rye into the corner.
MVD drops to the mat and Rye goes over him, Rye then comes off the ropes
and MVD tries a leapfrog, but Rye stops and hits a stunning 540 Spinning
heel kick. Rye stays down and starts to crawl towards his corner. MVD
does the same and Wowbowski and Crusader are tagged in. Crusader comes
in and hamemrs down Wowbowski, Cossak comes in and does the same, Crusader
then hits MVD who comes in as well. Then the rest of the OutKasts pile
into the ring and it breaks out into a 4 v 4 brawl.
Stanyer: This is chaos now.
The OutKasts get the upper hand and send MVD and the Russians to the outside,
Havok, Rye and Devastator follow and they fight their way up the ramp.
This leaves Power G and Crusader in the ring to a massive cheer from the
crowd. The referee calls for the bell and rolls out of the ring and tells
the ring announcer something.
Stanyer: What's going on?
James: Havok, Devastator, Rye Hazwaki, The
Russians and Matt Van Dam have all been counted out, this match is now
between Power G and Crusader Chrome.
Dawg: Oh my.
Stanyer: Oh my indeed, we are about to get
a preview of what we will see at Last Man Standing.
Crusader and Power G circle each other, they lock up. Crusader takes Power
G into a headlock, Power G pushes him off into the ropes, Crusader shoulder
charges Power G down, Crusader comes off the ropes, Power G moves to duck
under Crusader and then stand up, Power G then takes Crusader down with
a flying forearm. Crusader bounces back up and Power G hits a knife edge
chop. Crusader comes back with an overhand chop. Power G then hits another
chop, this time Crusader is sent reeling backwards.
Stanyer: Power G gets such force behind those
chops.
Power G chops Crusader until he is in the turnbuckle. Power G then locks
Crusader's head and delivers a Tornado DDT. Power G hooks a leg. 1..........................2.....................Crusader
kicks out. The rest of the gWo and The OutKasts have fought their way
backstage, but everyone's attention is on the ring. Power G picks up Crusader
Chrome and goes for a suplex, but he can't lift Crusader, he tries again,
but Crusader counters and hits a Brainbuster from nowhere. He hooks a
leg. 1...........................2........................Power G somehow
kicks out at the last second.
Stanyer: Power G's resilience is amazing,
few people kick out of brainbusters.
Crusader mounts Power G and hammers him with right hands, Crusader then
stands up and waits for Power G to get up and then goozles him.
Stanyer: Ice Breaker time(Chokeslam).
Power G counters with a low blow, which the referee doesn't quite spot.
Power G then hooks up Crusader and hits a fast DDT. Power G then starts
to climb the turnbuckle and flies off with a Moonsault, but Crusader rolls
out of the way and gets up, he scoops up Power G and hits The Concussion(Emerald
Fusion). Crusader covers. 1.............................2..............................3!!!!!
The OutKasts d. gWo
18:35 Pinfall
Stanyer: The World Champion Crusader
Chrome just scored a clean pinfall victory over Power G. Something only
Rye Hazwaki had acheived until today.
Dawg: I don't believe it, but pinfalls won't
matter at the PPV, as it will be whoever is the Last Man Standing.
{Commerical Break}
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balding, overweight guy in an old blue car. Smoke comes across his face
as he shouts "C'mon, get going!!!" Suddenly you see a man on top of the
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no longer will you be a pot-bellied, smelly, balding moron... When you
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(((Camera cuts to a picture of the t-shirt with 1-800-255-4099 on the
bottom... a voice says... "Order the Cage T-shirt at the PWF Shopzone
for only 19.95... ORDER TODAY! The camera cuts back to Cage...)))
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{End Commercial}
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, well this is
to me a dream match, European Champion v US Champion, two of the best
technical wrestlers in the PWF, this is a wrestling fans dream. And one
I am sure you will all enjoy watching.
Main Event
Steel Cage Match
Kevin Cage v Travis Right
The lights go out in a sold out PWF Arena. Suddenly
the lights flicker and "Privilege" by Incubus begins blasting through
the speakers. Kevin Cage walks out as the crowd gives a loud chorus of
cheers. Cage poses for the fans as he walks slowly to the ring. Once he
reaches his destination, he steps through the ropes as the crowd's cheers
are heard.
James: Introducing
from Chicago, Illnois, weighing 225lbs, the PWF European Champion, Kevin
Cage.*Crowd cheers loudly*
**As "Walk with your head up" by Deftones
& System of Down hits" hits and you hear "Get up Stand up, I got my head
up" Travis comes walking out onto the ramp and arrogantly waves for the
fans to boo all they want. Firecrackers pop off all around the Titantron
as the Future makes his way to the ring. As he reaches the front of the
ring, Travis slides under the bottom rope and slowly walks to the center
of the ring. He crosses his arms and nods his head as the pyros explode
behind him.**
James: Introducing
from Miami, Florida, weighing 283lbs, the PWF United States Champion,
"The Future" Travis Right.*Crowd Boos*
The Cage lowers down above their heads as they stare each other
down, once the cage is down, the referee checks the door and then calls
for the bell
Report: The two men circle each other, they
look around at the cage, then they tie up. Cage takes Travis into a headlock.
Travis pushes Cage into the ropes then sends him off into the ropes. Travis
bends down for a Back Body drop, but Cage hits a knee smash. Travis gets
back up quickly. He hits Cage with a right hand, Cage counters with a
knife edge chop that echoes throughout the arena. Travis counters with
a hard chop of his own. Cage hits another chop then goes for a snap suplex,
but Travis blocks it and then hits a suplex of his own. Cage gets back
up and Travis hits a running knee to the gut that puts him down on all
fours. Travis then puts Cage's head between his legs and hits a pulling
piledriver. Travis then starts to climb the cage. Travis gets about 3/4's
of the way when Cage starts to climb behind him and grabs the foot of
Travis. Travis manages to kick Cage a couple of times in the face and
he falls off the cage to the mat. Travis then throws himself backwards
off the Cage driving an elbow into the chest of Kevin Cage.
Stanyer: Beautiful Elbow from near the top
of the cage.
Dawg: I hope he broke a few of Cage's ribs.
Travis gets back up and picks up Cage and hits a perfect Belly to Belly
Overhead release suplex. Travis then starts to climb the cage. Cage gets
back up slowly and starts to climb after him. Cage manages to get up to
Travis who was having trouble with his grip, Cage has Travis in a waistlock,
Travis tries to elbow Cage off, but he is losing his grip on the cage.
Cage then pulls Travis one last time and Cage delivers a release German
Suplex from half way up the Cage. Travis flips over and lands stomach
down, Cage lands on his back.
Stanyer: Oh my God, both men could be broken
in half.
Both men eventually get to their feet, Cage hits a knife edge chop and
a "Wooo!!" echoes around the arena. Cage chops Travis again and then kicks
him a couple of times in the gut. Cage then grabs Travis and hits a Northern
Lights Release Suplex. Cage then signals for an end.
Stanyer: Cage's says this one is over, it's
Lion Cager time.
Cage grabs the legs of Travis and turns him over for the Lion Cager. Cage
arches back on the hold and Travis tries to fight it but eventually he
starts to tap. But it doesn't matter as the only way to win is to escape
the cage. Cage releases the hold and leaves Travis down on the mat holding
his back. Cage then starts to climb the Cage. Slowly but surely Travis
gets to his feet, he sees Cage climbing the cage, rather than climb after
him Travis starts to climb the other side.
Stanyer: This one is a race to see who can
escape first. Cage has to be the favourite, as he is nearly over the top.
Suddenly Homicide comes running down the ramp with a Kendo Stick in hand.
Homicide climbs the cage quickly and reaches the top and then holds on
one handed as he smashes Cage over the head with the Cane. Cage hangs
on with one hand, Homicide hits him again, still Cage hangs on. A third
shot sends Cage falling off the Cage and crashing to the mat. Travis Right
manages to climb over the top of the cage on the other side and drops
to the floor as Homicide walks up the ramp with a smile on his face as
the crowd boo him.
Travis Right d. Kevin Cage
11:57 Escaped Cage
Stanyer: Travis Right the US champ
picks up a tainted victory over the European Champion.
Dawg: And soon to be ex-European Champion
when Homicide kicks his ass at Last Man Standing.
Stanyer: When did you become a Homicide fan.
Dawg: The day he saw sense and stopped caring
about the fans, and started to look after himself.
Stanyer: Well folks, The OutKasts managed
to defeat the gWo, we crowned our first Women's Champion.
Dawg: And a damn fine looking one at that
Stanyer: And we have a new Extreme Champion
in Blackbird, the brother and sister combination will be having a big
celebration tonight. Which I doubt you will be invited to.
Dawg: What do you mean I won't be invited.
Stanyer: You've been running your mount about
Blackbird, you should be more careful. Anyway, that's the end of tonights.....What
the hell?? (he puts his hand to his ear as though he is being told something).
The show is not over?? Go to Commerical?? Mr Pellington?? What the hell???..........
{Commerical Break}
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{End Commercial}
Stanyer: Well folks, I have been told in
my ear during the break that the show is not quite done, it appears that
the owner of the PWF has arrived and has an announcement to make.
"The Memory Remains" blasts over the PWF speakers as the owner of the
PWF walks down to the ring to the cheers of the crowd.
Pellington: "Thank you, You are probably
wondering why I am here tonight, well many of you know we have a PPV coming
up soon, and apart from a tournament, we don't have many matches booked
for it, well I thought I would make my presence felt for a change, and
book us some matches."
Crowd Cheers
Pellington: "Firstly I was looking at the
US Title situation, and I was looking over the contenders, it seems that
Rye probably deserves one last crack at the title Crowd Cheers
I also see that MVD deserves another shot at the title Crowd boos
and I do believe Havok has some unfinished business with Travis Right
as well. Crowd Cheers So therefore I have taken it upon myself
to book a Fatal Four way elimination match for the US Title at Last Man
Standing. Crowd Cheers Quite literally, the last man standing will
be the US Champion."
Pellington pauses as the cheers die down
Pellington: "Now many of you are wondering
about the Last Man Standing Tournament, and who will be in it, well the
particpants will be announced in just a few short days. The first 4 qualifying
matches take place next week on Havoc, with the final 4 to take place
the night before the PPV. Crowd Cheers Now finally....."
Pellington is interuppted as "I am" by Eminem hits, Eraser comes storming
out from the back holding a sledgehammer, the crowd boos furiously. Eraser
grabs a mic.
Stanyer: Eraser looks pissed off
Eraser: "Pellington, get the hell out of
the ring if you know what's good for you."
The boss quickly climbs out of the ring and hastily retreats to the
back
Eraser: "Gambino, you want to make fun of
me, you want to ridicule me, well you picked the wrong guy to piss off,
because I brought a little someone you might soon become friends with.
Eraser fondles the sledgehammer Now you idiots in the truck, you
do not cut this show off until Gambino gets his ass out here. Yeah Gambino,
that's right, I'm calling your ass out. So get your ass out here no so
I can kick it."
A few moments go by, nothing happens.
Eraser: "What's up Gambino? You turned yellow
on me? You become nothing but a coward? Crowd boos loudly"
Suddenly "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits and Gambino comes running out
from the back, he is heading to the ring when out of nowhere someone attacks
Gambino from the side of the ramp with a Kendo Stick. Eraser slides out
of the ring and head to the ramp and starts to stomp on Gambino.
Dawg: Who the hell is that?
Stanyer: I know that face from somewhere.
Dawg: Well rack your brain.
Stanyer: Wait, I know who it is, it's Kidd!!!
Kidd is back in the PWF!!!
Kidd and Eraser beat on Gambino, Eraser then raises the Sledgehammer
in the air and drives it into the gut of Gambino. Eraser and Kidd then
stand above Gambino as the show starts to fade out.
Stanyer: When Gambino comes around, there
is going to be hell to pay.
***© 2001 PWF Entertainment***
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