live from the Pensacola Civic Center,
Pensacola, Florida.
27th June 2001
**Pyro's blast off as "Demanufacture" by Fear Factory plays
over the speakers. The new intro and symbol for Armageddon flashes on
the Tron as the camera pans over the packed crowd in Pensacola Civic
Center. The camera spins around and zooms in on the announcing team.**
Big Dave:- Hello and welcome to (insert
venue here) for the first of the new look PWF ARMAGEDDON, i'm Big Dave
Lambourne, along with Eric "The bushbomber" Gellar, and tonight
we have prepared for you, one of the biggest cards in PWF history to
relaunch wednesday night Armageddon isn't that right Eric?
Gellar:- Your damn right Dave just check
out this line up!
SILAS "PITBULL" PARISH VS BIG POPPA
THE GUMMI BEARS VS THE RUSSIANS
BIG LOU VS THEROS MACALVIA (#1 CONTENDERS MATCH FOR HARDCORE TITLE)
FIRESTORM VS DIRK DANGER (DEBUT)
HOMICIDE VS RAMPAGE (DEBUT, NON TITLE)
DEVASTATOR VS RENEGADE
XUWAY XANCHU VS ANDY CLEGG (HARDCORE TITLE MATCH)
MAD MIKE VS DEMON (EXTREME TITLE MATCH)
3 WAY HARDCORE ELIMINATION MATCH
BLACKBIRD VS HAVOK VS KEVIN CAGE (WINNER WILL FACE RYE HAZWAKI FOR CHALLENGE
TITLE LATER THAT NIGHT)
THE SABRE VS TRAVIS RIGHT
RYE HAZWAKI VS ???? (CHALLENGE TITLE)
MAIN EVENT:- MVD & POWER G VS CRUSADER CHROME AND BLOODBATH
Big Dave:- My god, that is one awesome
card, on what is guarenteed to be an amazing night of PWF action folks!
Gellar:- Especially after the events of
War Games, my goodness, with all this action, you can bet that there
will be revenge tonight, especially for the gWo in the main event!
Big Dave:- Thats right Eric, for the all
the folks that didn't watch the PPV, belts changed hands in what is
probably the most contraversial title match in PWF history, Rye and
Crusader came out trumps in the the Double Jeapordy ladder match....
Gellar:- My god, how can those guys wear
those belts with any sort of dignity, they cheated and we all know the
gWo doesn't need to cheat to win!
Big Dave:- What??!!??
Gellar:- I'm pretty sure that the public
agrees with me Dave!
Big Dave:- Anyways on with the show, and
to kick off the first Armageddon of the new regime, it'll be Silas Parish
vs Big Poppa, take it away ring announcer Philip Edgar Jones!
SILAS"PITBULL"PARISH
VS
BIG POPPA
Philip: "The following match is scheduled
for one fall, coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 285 pounds,
he's beaten the almighty Trolley, 'The Real Show' Big Poppa!
**The audience goes mad as Big Poppa emerges
through the Havoc curtains. He does a air-guitar taunt to the tune of
the song, and dances down to the ring**
"Come out and Play" by The Offspring
begins to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding
the arrival of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a
pitbull on a chain, barking and straining to get loose, play on the
TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH slowly appear at the bottom of the
screen and PITBULL appears at the top. Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic
explosions erupt down the right side of the ramp and back up the left
side as Silas steps through the backstage curtain and into view. He
pauses at thetop of the ramp, his eyes locked on his opponent in the
ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the tape around his hands
is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then he begins to stalk
forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into a run and slides
into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting to his feet well
before the bell rings.
Philip: Introducing from Vancouver, Canada, Silas,"The
Pitbull" Parish.*Crowd Cheers*
Report:- The two immediately go into an elbow tie up which is won by
Big Poppa as he knees Pitbull in the gut repeatly as he backs him off
into the corner, Big Poppa then begins to choke the Pitbull and the
referee steps in to break them up. They begin to circle each other in
the ring for a few seconds and then the Pitbull goes charging in with
a clothesline which is ducked by Poppa, Poppa then tries the same thing
but is ducked and then grabbed by the waist by the Pitbull, Poppa elbows
him in the face and is released, he runs into the ropes and takes down
Pitbull with an elbow block and then begins to pose to the crowd to
show his superior strength...
Big Dave:- This guy is real smart he's
about to let Pitbull back in!
Pitbull elbows him in the back of the head, he sends Big Poppa into
the ropes and back drops him hard into the mat, he then runs to ropes
and drops a leg drop on the back Poppa's head. He then picks up Poppa,
grabs a handful of Poppa's trousers and sinches his arm and executes
a snap suplex. Pitbull continues to hold the advantage as the match
wares on, and Irish whips Poppa and then charges at him and performs
an awesome spear!
Gellar:- Things aren't looking too good
for Poppa!
Pitbull kicks Poppa in the gut and steps into the corner, he begins
to run at Poppa and grabs his head looking to hit the running "Pitbulldog"
but Poppa manages to counter the moves by throwing Pitbull out of the
headlock. He then picks up Pitbull by the hair, and grabs him around
the throat and slams him into the mat using the "Show Slam"!
He then begins to climb the turnbuckle as Pitbull gets onto his feet
and just as Pitbull is up goes for a flying clothesline and connects
perfectly!
Big Dave:- He looks just about out now!
Poppa is signalling the end now to the crowd as he sets up Pitbull
for the "Paptizer" (Sleeperhold drop). He grabs him around
the throat and brings his head crashing into the canvas and goes for
a quick cover....
Big Dave:- That must be all 1...........,
2 ........kick out!
Poppa doesn't waste anytime and picks up the now exhausted Pitbull and
sets him up for the "Poppa Bomb"........
Gellar:- He hits this its all over....
Poppa sends him crashing to the mat and immediately covers him and
the ref begins the count....
1.................., 2,............. 3!
Big Poppa d. Pitbull
8.23 pin
Big Dave:- It's all over and Big Poppa
picks up an impressive victory!
Gellar:- Yes, a good performance from
both wrestlers but i knew Poppa would come out trumps there!
Big Dave:- OK folks now its time for some
tag team action, It'll be the Gummi Bears vs The Russians, lets show
the video package showing just how this match came about tonight...........
** As the shot fades in it reveals the Cameraman walking down the hallway,
apparently in search of something or someone, he reaches the corner
and as he turns he is met by The Russians **
Cameraman- Excuse me i have to go ......somewhere
Wowbowski- Vait up. After losingk to LoD on Var Game, ve vant to redeem
ourselves.
Cossak- Da.
Wowbowski- Ve vant to fight da gummi bearskies.
Cossak- Ve do?
Wowbowski- Da.
Cossak- Ok.
Wowbowski- So, Gummi bear, ve vill see you ...tonight.
** The camera man tuns the corner and is walking away as Rye Hazwaki
passes him, he continues walking but hears a struggle and turns around,
when he gets around the corner, Rye can be seen laying on the ground
as the Russians walk off to their room to get ready **
Gellar:- Seems somebody was pissed off
with Rye Hazwaki!
Big Dave:- God damn it, the gWo has struck
already tonight, and the US champ is going to be in a bad state for
his match tonight!
Gellar:- Hey Dave, there is no evidence
that it was the gWo, it could of been anyone......
Big Dave:- Yeah sure, how many other people
have a vendetta with Rye Hazwaki?
Gellar:- Well a few million gWo fans i'd
guess, but we'll have to wait until Rye gets out here to find out what
really happened.......
Big Dave:- OK well down to the ring, its
over to you again Philip Edgar Jones!
THE GUMMI BEAR
VS
THE RUSSIANS
Philip:- "The following match is a tag team
match, scheduled for one fall, introducing first, Cookie and Barry,
The Gummi Bears!
**(Flashing random lights all the way through
apart from at the slap hands at the end where one slap makes the lights
go one colour, the next changes the colour and the double high five
causes the lights to return to normal as well as causing the fireworks
on stage) Two rocket fireworks fly to the stage and explode. The Gummi
Bears appear and stand at the top with big grins, look at each other,
then Cookie runs forward a little and Banoffe leap frogs over him, Banoffe
then ducks and Cookie leap frogs him, this is done so each man has leapfrogged
twice. Then they look at each other again and run towards the ring,
sliding in and rolling. Both men bounce to there feet, look at each
other again! and run to opposite diagonal corners and start dancing,
they look at each other from there position in the corners, throw both
arms in the air with big smiles and run to each others corners high
fiving as they go past . Once at the other corner they jump up again
and start dancing. After a few more seconds they jump back down and
meet in the centre of the ring where they "go down low, go up high
then double high five which causes fountains of sparks from up on the
stage.**
Philip:- And their Opponents hailing from Russia,
The Russians
** A Russian flag appears on the Big Screen along
as red and blue strobe lights begin to flash, after a few moments Du
Hast by Rammstein kicks in. The two Russians then come walking out of
the back, Wowbowski turns and looks at the picture of the flag while
Cossak just walks straight to the ring. Wowbowski follows Cossak down
and grabs a mic before sliding into the squared circle. He makes his
way to the middle of the ring and raises the mic to his face **
Gellar:- Hahaha, that Philip guy is really
smart!
Report:- Wowbowski and Barry start off the match, and Barry waving
to the crowd, and this gives Wowbowski an opperunity to attack as he
nails Barry from behind with a forearm, and drags him into the Russians
corner. Cossak holds Barry in the corner whilst Wowbowski bites Barry's
head, but the ref quickly breaks it up!
Big Dave:- My god thats canibilism!
Gellar:- Didn't you know there is a famine
in some parts of Russia?
The Russians continue to bend all the rules as Barry is laid out, and
Wowbowski begins to choke him using his boot as he leans on the ropes.
He then picks up the helpless Gummi Bear in a side-headlock and tags
in Cossak. Cossak retains the headlock and plants Barry solidly with
a firm DDT and goes for a lateral press
1..........2.......... kick out!
Big Dave:- Barry is really struggling
here!
Cossak climbs the turnbuckle with Barry laid out, and goes for an elbow
drop and connects. Cossak then begins to pose for the crowd and Barry
manages to roll across the ring and tags in Cookie. Cossak is taunting
Cookie to come and get it across the ring and this prompts Cookie to
charge straight at Cossak who ducks into his stomach, picks him and
Spinebusters him hard into the mat.Wowbowski is tagged back in and belly-to-belly
suplexes Cookie back into the Russians Corner. He picks up Cookie and
rests him into the corner and begins to jab him repeatly in the face
with the crowd counting the punches up to 9 when he pauses to clentch
his fisk and hits Cookie with an awesome right hand which sends down
Cookie face first into the mat. Wowbowski looks down on Barry and a
trickle of blood begins to run from his face...
Gellar:- Wow, what an incredible right
hand, hes busted him wide open!
Barry runs back into the ring to try and save his partner but gets
hit with a Russian Lariet (Power Clothesline) and is out cold, Cossak
is now back into the ring to assist Wowbowski in finishing off Cookie.
He grabs Cookie around the knees and lifts him into air and Wowbowski
connects with a flying spear from the top rope...
Big Dave:- What a fantastic move from
The Russians
Wowbowski steps on Cookies chest for the cover.....1..........2.........3
The Russians d The Gummi Bears
3:18 pin
Big Dave:- A pretty comprehensive victory
for The Russians!
Gellar:- I think we have just seen the
end of The Gummi Bears!
Big Dave:-You maybe right... EMT's are
in the ring attending to Barry and Cookie, this a very sad sight
Gellar:- Well i'm personally glad to see
the back of those losers, they have no place here in the PWF............
Big Dave:- Now onto more pressing matters,
earlier a secret camera recorded footage of the gWo in their dressing
room, as they discussed teh events of War Games, roll the tape...............
** Footage is played for the TV audience of the gWo backstage after
a disasterous night at War Games, somehow a camera is planted in the
corner of the room and catches the converation of the gWo as they congregate
around a table in disappointment**
MVD is seen sitting down with his face in his hands, and JVD with her
arms around him, trying desperately to re-assure the real F'N show!
Travis Right is drinking a beer, and looks uncomfortable sitting around
his peers after their defeats.
And Power is sitting upright with the real McCoy massaging his shoulders
as the conversation begins...............
MVD:- This is the biggest farce in wrestling history, we were about
to grab the damn belts and those 2 punk ass bitches, Bloodbath and Havoc
ran in and robbed us damn it damn it damn it! **MVD proceeds to get
out of his chair and assault the wall**
Travis:- Don't worry fellas, we'll get pay back against those mis-matched
has-beens next week, i've earned a US title shot after all, and don't
worry MVD, i'll kick his ass for you!
** At this point an awkward silence falls upon the room and MVD stops
attacking the wall, with his arms pressed against the wall, he turns
his head towards Travis and gives him the coldest look you can possibly
imagine.......... MVD steps away from the wall and walks towards Travis,
but at this point, The Real McCoy interupts before the two clash **
McCoy:- Do not worry Van Dam, because you and Power G will entertain
the nation by destroying 2 of those misfits...... THE OUTKASTS!
I've already spoken with Mr. Pellington, and i've arranged for you
guys to meet Bloodbath and Crusader Chrome at Armageddon!
MVD:- Excellent, pay back will begin wednesday for those assholes and
my god it will not be pretty, what do you say G?
Camera pans in on Power G who crushes a Beer can in his hand, and simply
nods affirmatively at MVD, as static interupts the transmission before
completely cutting off.......
Big Dave:- gWo perhaps hinting at a break
up there, an aweful lot of friction in the ranks as we just saw.
Gellar:- Well MVD was understandably pissed
off that he lost the US title match at War Games Dave, but i'm sure
it'll all be put right, when they meet up with 2 of the Outkasts tonight!
Big Dave:- We shall have to see, but now
we have a number 1 contenders match for the Hardcore title, it'll be
the mafia man Big Lou vs Theros Macalvia, in what is sure to be an exordinary
match up to say the least.
Gellar:- Yeah, that nutbar Theros has
been throwing himself through tables and all sorts of late and i seriously
doubt he can come on top with this sort of illness!
Big Dave:- It's without question we've
never had a wrestler quite like Theros on our roster, but lets roll
some video footage of what the two combatants had to say earlier today..........
****Big Lou laying back in his couch with a bottle of jack daniels
in one hand and a 40 ounce of budweiser. The camera man is looking straight
at Big Lou.****
Big Lou: The name Theros sounds very furmilar maybe in the H.N.W. days
but maybe not... I might of even fought you... I've been told by the
president that I must fight you Theros for the #1 contendership for
the hardcore championship here in the p.w.f.!! I'm ready to take out
anybody that gets in my way for the hardcore title. I will become this
federations hardcore champion. Theros I've herd word about you and you
were a hardcore champion of some other federations near by. I'll tell
you this I ain't no hardcore legend I'm beyond that I'm a fuckin HardGore
legend.
(Big Lou clears throat and removes his sunglasses while sitting on
his leather couch.)
Big Lou: You won't forget the night I kick your ass Theros while the
ref is holding my arm up in the air with me looking down at your poor
soul. I WILL BECOME THE PWF'S HARDCORE CHAMPION GOD DAMMIT!! You might
be thinking why I have said so few words I like to keep it short and
sweet just like how I'm going to defeat you in the ring short and sweet!
****Big Lou then gets off his couch and throws the camera man out of
his room!****
Gellar:- Man...... that guy is intense,
here is what Theros had to say on tonight's match-up............
{Theros appears in his lockerroom, apparantly somewhat healed or recovered
from his swanton through the electrical equipment. He sits in the corner
of his room, the knees pulled up into his chest as his arms rest on
the knees, blocking sight to his face and body}
Theros: "He hehe ha hehe hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
{Theros's body shakes as he laughs}
Theros: "Revolution!!!!! REVENGE! It is done, done like the flower.
Now the world must trembles, Theros returns. Yes yes yes. Theros becomes
Theros once more. And you? You are no one. You are a shadow, shadow
of lights and floating like a paper boat. A little white paper boat.
On the sea of red. Red like the sky! Beware, the madman is returned
and now at peace. As peace as the Madman knows, yes, peace like the
shattered window. Stillness like the gravestone, but not dead. No......
not dead."
{Theros straightens, using the wall to instantly push himself to a
standing position}
Theros: "Theros fought the change, he dispised it. But Theros
knew better, he knew Theros was wrong, and so he beat Theros. Beat Theros
with Theros's own body. Like an elephant... just like the elephants.
Hardcore? No more? Beware your fears, the bloody crown still hangs upon
this head like the sychophants and crocodiles. Watch me and bleed."
{Theros pushes off the wall and walks out into the hallway, people
already there give him wide space as he walks. From nowhere his right
arm snaps out and grabs a random backstage crewman by the neck. The
man flails and fights, hitting the arm, trying to dislodge it. But the
arm doesn't care, and slams the man's head into the wall. Theros seems
totally unaware and continues to talk while his arm brutalizes the man,
slapping and throwing him around}
Theros: "Theros knows the rules, he knows the game. He wins the
prize, and leaves to fish. Theros......"
{The Madman turns and sees his arm pounding the poor soul, and he grabs
the wrist and tears it away from the man.}
Theros: "BAD!!!"
{The hand curls lightly and hangs limp at his side. His other arm is
used to point and shake at the misbehaving limb}
Theros: "Bad bad bad bad! No, bad!"
{Theros wanders off down the hallway, a short distance down he stops
reprimanding the rogue arm and takes it attention away from it, as soon
as he does it comes to life again and slugs some lady across the face
dropping her. Theros continues to walk unawares.}
Big Dave:- He is indeed unique to say
the least, its over to you Philip Edgar Jones........
THEROS MACALVIA
VS
BIG LOU
#1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE
Philip:- The following match, scheduled for one
fall, is a number 1 contenders match for the Hardcore title, introducing
at this time from Syracuse, New York, weighing 282lbs. Theros Macalvia!!
**Suddenly wild laughter echoes through the arena,
the lights flashing purple and red. Theros appears on stage, his hands
on his hips as he laughs. After several moments the laughs die off,
and Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' hits. Theros stalks down towards the ring,
a confident smirk on his face as the music continues to boom. Theros
rolls into the ring and starts laughing again. The music then shatters
into another chorus of wild laughter.**
Philip: And his opponent from Las Vegas, Nevada,
accompanied by Mad Mike, weighing 270lbs, Big Lou. *Crowd Boos*
Natural Born Killaz blast on the stereos throughout
the arena then you see on the titantron "N.B.K. ALL THE WAY!"
in red blood type letters. Big Lou makes his way to the ramp. Big Lou
then raises his Louie ville slugger in the air and slowly raises his
head up and all of a sudden red flames from the right and green flames
on the left side shoot up in the air. Big Lou then enters the ring and
goe over the top rope, Big Lou climbs up the turnbuckle with the Louie
ville slugger high in the air.
Report:- Before Big Lou can even get down from the turnbuckle Theros
is on the attack as he jumps on Big Lou's back and starting to strangle
and bite his neck, Big Lou has an expression of agony on his face but
manages to jump off with Theros still attached to him and convert it
into a variation of the Somoan Drop....
Big Dave:- My god the man is sick, look
he has drawn blood!!
Both return to their feet, with Lou clutching at his neck, and Theros
wipes away the blood from his face as the two lock up. Both struggle
to gain advantage from the elbow tie-up as they swing each other around
the ring, until Theros releases one hand and manages to insert his finger
into the wound on Lou's neck.....
Gellar:- That man is demented, i have
no idea what hes looking for in there!
Lou manages to get an elbow into the face of Theros and gets him to
break the manouver. The two tie-up again and Theros ducks under a right
hand and has him in a waist lock, but Lou counters with a mule kick
to the groin and Theros releases the hold....... but as Lou looks behind
him, expecting Theros to be riving in pain he is chuckling to himself
and then pokes Lou in the eye.....
Big Dave:- Now that is very strange behaviour
from Mr Macalvia
Theros scoops up Lou and charges him into the turnbuckle for the "crazy
train" (Oklahoma Slam), but keeps hold of Lou in his arms and hangs
in the tree of woe. Theros takes a run and spears Big Lou and he collapses
from the turnbuckle in a heap clutching his stomach. Theros picks up
Lou, but Lou headbuts Theros in the chin and this completely distorts
Theros and he stumbles to one knee, and Lou soccer kicks Theros right
in the temple. Theros is now down on the canvas as Lou begins to kick
him in the ribs in typical streetfight fashion, and then abandons the
assault to go outside to grab a weapon. He makes his way to the announcers
table and grabs the ring bell.......
Gellar:- I can't wait to see what he'll
do with that!
Big Dave:- You sick sick individual!
Lou picks up Theros and whips him into the turnbuckle and begins to
charge at him, he jumps off his feet and connects with the bell perfectly
on the forehead of Theros. Theros slumps into the corner, and Lou is
now indicating his next move to the crowd. He runs towards the corner
and jumps with the bell feet first right into the face of Theros, thus
busting him wide open!
Gellar:- I don't care who you are, that
has gotta hurt!
Big Lou is now sensing victory and begins to roll off his big moves,
he sits on top of Theros' chest as hes still laid out in the corner
of the ring and is viciously punching him in the face over and over
again...
Big Dave:- He calls that, the fists of
steel! (ultimate punching)
Theros at this point looks all but beaten and Lou picks him up and
sits on top of the turnbuckle. Lou starts to climb up and begins to
set him up for a big move......
Gellar:- My god what he is going to do
now?
He looks like his going for a superplex, but drops him vertically on
his head with an awesome super- brainbuster
Big Dave:- Holy mother of mercy, hes killed
Theros Macalvia, hes dead, he must be!
Lou immediately goes for the cover, almost certain he has victory....1.........2.......................kick
out!
Gellar:- Thats impossible how could he
kick out!
Big Lou is totally dumbfounded that Theros was able to kick out, and
goes outside the ring and then pulls out a kendo stick from under the
apron. Theros is on his knees and Lou begins to bitch to him, and then
unleashes an almighty crack of the stick on his head, but Theros is
still on knees but swaying back and forth. Lou cracks the stick on his
head again, this time Theros is on one knee, again Lou cracks the stick
this time across the side of his head, but Theros is now standing, and
laughing right in the face of Big Lou.
Big Dave:- How is he even alive, nevermind
standing, i've never seen anything like this in my years of commentary!
Lou is staring at the kendo stick examining it, and its covered in
the blood of Theros, he then tenses himself and screams, he takes a
run into the ropes and snaps the stick in half over Theros' head with
a last mighty hit. Theros now is screaming loudly and wickedly and tightens
the grip of gloves and lunges at Big Lou..........
Gellar:- Hes got him by the throat, by
the throat damn it!
Big Dave:- Its legal Eric, its Hardcore,
but look at Lou's face, its blue!
Theros is sitting on top of Lou, and is throttaling Lou on the canvas,
he will not release his grip on Lou's neck. Theros is now laughing at
Lou as he chokes him out, Lou gets his hands around Theros throat but
is unable to break the hold and eventually passes out
Theros d Big Lou
6:14 submission (pass out)
Big Dave:- I think i'm gonna throw up
Gellar:- i seriously think we should remove
those scenes from our broadcast, its this sort of violence that creates
serial killers...
The EMT's are in the ring with Big Lou and Mad Mike looks over his
companion with dispare, as he is carried out of the ring limp, his tongue
hanging loose from his mouth, this is truely a terrible moment in PWF
history...
Big Dave:- Theros has flipped, he's completely
lost it, he needs incarcerating!
Gellar:- I think you maybe right Dave,
this is a new side to Theros we've not seen before!
Big Dave:- OK our next match is a perfect
example of how the PWF loves to pit new and old against each other,
it's the new kid on the block Dirk Danger vs PWF veteran Firestorm!
Gellar:- Huhahahaha Dirk Danger
Big Dave:- Whats so funny?
Gellar:- Ummmm nothin
Big Dave:- OK over to you ring announcer
Philip Edgar Jones....
Philip:- The following match is scheduled for
one fall, introducing first in his first PWF appearance, give a warm
welcome to DIRK....DANGER!
**Round of applause**
**Danger by Mystikal hits, and green and white
lights flash on and off. A danger symbol and clips of the Danger Driver
are shown flashing on and off. Dirk steps out onto the ramp, he looks
around at the crowd who cheers loudly. He then comes out to the end
of the stage and flexes to the crowd. He continues down the ramp and
steps up onto the ring apron, where he steps through the ropes and walks
over and stands on the middle of the ropes and raises his arms in the
air.**
**Fire Storms music hits as the lights go out.
The words "Fear for he is here" flash on the screen. Pyros
start fling from the rafters as Fire Storm comes out walking with an
evil grin on his face. He stands there for a while as the arena starts
to get hotter and hotter. As smoke rises up around him he disappears.
The crowd looks in amaze. All of the sudden a huge explosion around
the ring, lights up the arena. He then is somehow standing in the middle
of the ring.**
Philip: And His Opponent from East Los Angeles,
California, weighing 283lbs, Firestorm. *Crowd Cheers*
DIRK DANGER
VS
FIRESTORM
Report:- The two wrestlers stop to stare each other down at the beginning
of the match for about a minute, when Firestorm taunts Dirk by dragging
his thumb across his throat gesturing he is going to kill Dirk and then
they lock up. Dirk then knees Firestorm in the gut to gain the advantage,
and then begins to jab away at the PWF veteran, this sends Firestorm
stumbling back into ropes and appears to be at Dirk's mercy as Dirk
swings with a big right hand, but Firestorm ducks underneath and wraps
his hand around the throat of the challenger, he lifts him up into the
air and brings him down with a perfectly executed Chokeslam. At this
point Firestorm looks confident and begins to point at his opponent
and laughing. While Firestorm is not looking Dirk Danger gets on to
his feet and hits Firestorm with a clothesline to the bag of the head
which sends him straight down to the mat, and he crawls out of the ring
to take a breather!
Big Dave:- Pretty foolish of Firestorm
to let his opponent back into the match like that!
Gellar:- Don't worry, hes just picking
his spots, he'll take timeout to regain his composure and get back in
the ring!
He gets back into the ring and goes straight into an elbow tie-up which
he wins and whips Dirk into the ropes, but Dirk hits a spear on his
return which is countered beautifully into "The Prominence"
(Small package DDT). Dirk is down on the mat and looks tired, Firestorm
picks him up by the hair and clamps his legs around the head of Dirk
and unleashes the "Total Magnitude" (Snap powerbomb 1).
Gellar:- Beautiful moves there from Firestorm,
he is looking good for a win here!
Firestorm picks up his opponent who is now completely groggy, and jabs
him twice in the face before lifting him high above his head for a Military
Press, he begins to press him into air to the amusement of the crowd
and then throws him over the top rope and onto the floor. He then begins
to pose to crowd, and then points to his opponent on the outside as
he gets to his feet. He then takes a run up and leaps through the middle
rope for a suicide dive, but Dirk rolls out of the way and Firestorm
hits the crowd barrier headfirst........
Big Dave:- Oh my god, that has to compress
all the vertibrae in the spine, i don't think Firestorm will make it
through the match-up!
Dirk Danger is completly oblivious to what just happened and rolls
Firestorm back into the ring. He picks up Firestorm and sets him for
a cradle piledriver to cause further damage to Firestorm's already injured
neck.
Big Dave:- Beautiful manouver, cover..........
1..................2..........................3 ..............it's all
over
Dirk Danger def Firestorm
9:15 pin
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Big Dave:-Well how much weirder can things
get tonight after the Theros incident and then Firestorm making a fatal
error in his match with PWF debutant Dirk Danger?
Gellar:- Hey take nothing away from Dirk
Danger, he took some heavy punishment in that match and still had his
wits about him to avoid the suicide dive....
Big Dave:- Your right, but coming up next
is another debut, it'll the PWF's newest signing Rampage coming up against
one of the most decorated men in wrestling today, the PWF European champion
HOMICIDE!
Gellar:- Should be an interesting match
up and Rampage can really make
a name for himself in this match up
Big Dave:- Over to Philip Edgar Jones...
**The arena lights dim (not turn off) and turn
red. Welcome to the Jungle plays and two large explosions go off on
either side of the stage. Rampage walks out and makes a v-line straight
to the ring hardly looking at the fans. Sometimes he runs straight out
as soon as the lights dim and attacks.**
Philip:- The next is scheduled for one fall,
introducing first, making his first PWF appearance....... Rampage!
**The PWF arena goes black and the crowd silences
while words flash across the VideoTron: "THE.. REAL.. BOSTON..
MASSACRE!!" A single silver flare streaks down from the rafters
on target with the stage, and it is answered by a row of blue explosions,
as "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy blares over the speakers
and the crowd roars in approval. A man in black and blue thigh length
tights appears from through the curtain, and makes his way to the end
of the stage, where he stops to taunt the crowd, and then proceeds to
the ring .**
Philip: Introducing from Boston, Massachusetts,
weighing 292lbs, "The Real Boston Massacre" Homicide. *Crowd
cheers*
RAMPAGE
VS
HOMICIDE
Report:- Rampage and Homicide tie-up , but Homicide just pushes him
away using his superior strength to get the better of his opponent,
Rampage tries again, but Homicide just kicks him in the breadbasket.
Homicide grabs Rampage's hand as he is leant over clutching his abdominal
muscles amd then whips him to the ropes and tries a back body drop,
but Rampage jumps over the back of him and grabs his neck into a reverse
headlock and quickly drops into the mat with a beautiful reverse DDT.
Homicide gets back to a vertical base stratching his head in wonder
as the new boy seems to be getting the better of him. They both come
together but Homicide sends Rampage sprawling with a forearm to the
face of Rampage. Homicide then picks up Rampage into a waist lock and
performs a lovely release german suplex landing Rampage right on the
back of his head. Homicide then makes a cover. 1.....2...Rampage gets
a firm kick out. Homicide picks up Rampage and escorts him into a corner.
Homicide then connects with a few well placed shoulder thrusts and then
sends Rampage chest first into the other corner, and as Rampage stumbles
back, Homicide follows through with a clothesline.
Big Dave:- Homicide's experiance is really
beginning to show now folks!.
Homicide then renches back into the Boston Crab on Rampage. Rampage
refuses to submit and Homicide pulls even further back making Rampage
scream in agony, but Rampage still refuses to tap out and begins to
crawl to the ropes using is elbows and manages to get close enough to
get one hand to the bottom rope. Homicide refuses to release the hold.
Despite the referees demands.
Gellar:- He knows exactly how much he
can get away with here, he'll keep hold of this for as long as possible
Big Dave:- Thats just totally cheap from
Homicide!
Gellar:- He does what it takes to win,
stop complaining!
Homicide pulls as far back as he can on the Boston Crab then he lets
Rampage loose as the ref was looking to call for a DQ, he walks away
posing to the crowd before he turns back to Rampage. Rampage is making
his way towards Homicide and begins to fire off right hands on Homicide,
then whips Homicide to the ropes, Rampage tries a clothesline, but Homicide
ducks underneath and spins around and connects with a big boot to the
face of Rampage. Rampage goes down but gets back up, meanwhile Homicide
climbs to the top rope and flies off with a Shoulder tackle taking Rampage
down.
Big Dave:- This is over!
Homicide covers 1.............2.................Rampage kicks out
As Homicide picks up Rampage, Rampage gets in a low blow. Rampage then
whips Homicide to the ropes, Rampage tries a superkick but gets caught,
and Homicide hooks him into a capture suplex and drives him into the
mat with authority!
Big Dave:- This is it 1.................2.......................3
Homicide def Rampage
2:55 pin
Gellar:- A truely professional performance
by the European champion there i think you will agree Dave?
Big Dave:- Yes i do, Homicide didn't give
his opponent a chance to get into the match, better luck next time to
Rampage....
**Rampage recieves a round of applause as he exits the ring**
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Big Dave:- Welcome back wrestling fans,
we've had a hell of a night so far haven't we Eric?
Gellar:- We sure have Dave, no shortage
of contraversy either, but the night is about to hot up i'm sure of
that...........
** Just as Gellar and Big Dave were about to introduce the next match-up,
footage is seen of PWF legend Eraser as he enters the Arena**
Big Dave:- Hes not on tonight's card damn
it, why is he here???
Gellar:- I'm sure we'll find out!
* Eraser is seen driving up to the arena in his jeep, he graps his
bag and starts to walk toward the entrance as he passes Gambino's Cadillac
Escalade; Eraser stops in front of the Cadillac *
Eraser: Gambi's Cad.....lol
* Eraser walks through the door with a smile on his face. The camera
men loss Eraser in the back and he walks pass the locker rooms *
*The Titan Tron starts to flash I.C.O.N as "I am" by Eminem
hits as Eraser walks out from behind the curtains with his bag still
in hand. He has a grend on his face as the crowd starts to boo and chant
ass-hole. Eraser walks down to the ring as tosses his bag in the ring
as he walks over to James and grabs him by the collar an dstands him
up and takes his chair and his mic. Eraser tosses the chair in the ring
as he pushes James out the way, puts the mic in his back pocket and
climbs in the ring. Eraser grabs his bag and the chair. He sets the
chair up in the middle of the ring and put his bag as a stool and has
a sit. While sitting signs to the back to cut his music. *
Eraser: LOL.........The P....W....F..........LOL........Man things
have changed and so have I LOL
* The chants of ass-hole get louder as Eraser laughs *
Eraser: ass-hole....ass-hole.....ass-hole......Oh yall are talking
about me....So I feel that same about you. But that is not why I came
out here I came out here to talk to a friend LOL. My dare good friend...........Gambino.
* The crowd screams as Eraser says Gambinos name *
Eraser: so yall like him too. Me too he is really...........really.............really.....whats
the word I'm looking for.......Loser no, sucks no, I got it now, a luck
son of a bitch. I say he should go shake the hand of Devastator or what
ever his name is. Because if it wasn't for him Gambi would be......no
more. LOL. SO Gambi wahy don't you come down here I'll go get you a
chair if you want to sit and talk man or should you just come down hear
so I can finish what I started. SO Gambino come on down...............
Gellar:- He appears to be renewing an
old rivalry with Gambino Dave!
Big Dave:- I remember the end of the old
PWF where Gambino was denied the chance to be in the last ever match
in the old PWF, the rumour went around for months that Eraser was the
one who made sure he never got in the match.
** Again as Big Dave is addressing the current situation, a response
from Gambino's locker room is immediately beamed on the titan tron **
**Gambino is sitting in the locker room watching the moniter when he
see's Eraser in the ring talking.**
Gambino"That son of a bitch, he really is crazy."
**Gambino grabs a steel chair and leaves the locker room heading for
the ring where Eraser is waiting. He walks down the hall, and when he
turns the corner, he is shoved to the ground. He looks up to see Eraser
standing over him. Eraser has a chair of his own, and he swings towards
Gambino but Gambino rolls out of the way and the chair hits the floor.
Gambino gets up and starts to charge towards Eraser, but security gets
there just in time to keep the two men apart. Gambino is yelling at
Eraser, who just stares at Gambino with a blank look in his eyes.**
Gambino"Yeah, you're a real big shot, eh? Attacking from behind,
ambushing me on my way to the ring. Real tough guy! You want to play
with the big boys Eraser, you just got your wish! You won't have a clue
what hit you Eraser, you're times just about up!"
**Security continue to hold the two men back. They release Gambino
when he calms down a bit, but they tell him to go the other way, away
from Eraser.**
Gellar:- A little too much testosterone
flying around the arena tonight for my liking...
Big Dave:- I have to agree, on with tonights
card, its over to ring announcer Philip Edgar Jones!
The arena dims as purple strobe lights flash
on the Ultra-tron. Suddenly, a purple explosion on the Titantron sends
Renegade blasting onto the ramp, with his bat in hand. He points with
his bat to the crowd to his left, then to the crowd to his right, then
he slams it against the metal ramp. He walks toughly to the ring, and
slides in. He climbs all four turnbuckles, raising his bat high in the
air before climbing down.
Philip:- The following match is scheduled for
one fall, introducing first, hailing from Toronto, Canada, weighing
in at 266lbs ....... Renegade!
**"The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson
hits as Devastator walks out onto the rampway. He raises both arms in
the air with clenched fists. He then walks down to the ring, he climbs
in over the top rope. He walks to the far turnbuckle and climbs to the
second rope before raising two clenched fists again.**
Philip: And his opponent, one half of the former
PWF tag team champions..... The Ruff Ryders, hailing from Brooklyn New
York and weighing in at 355lbs.......Devastator!
RENEGADE
VS
DEVASTATOR
Report:- : Renegade ties up with Devastator but cannot cope with Devastator's
awesome strength and gets pushed straight to the mat. Renegade gets
back up rubbing the back of his head where it crashed against the mat.
Renegade punches Devastator in the breadbasket as he gets up and Devastator
clutches his stomach in pain. Renegade grabs his head and goes for a
DDT, but Devastator punches Renegade repeatedly in the kidneys and Renegade
has to release his grip on Devastator. Devastator whips Renegade to
the ropes and lifts him up and delivers an awesome tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Renegade gets back up slowly holding his back damaged from the last
move.
Big Dave:- Great move for a big man there,
and the new boy Renegade is in the hands of the former European Champion!
Devastator elbows Renegade to the side of the head and sends him tumbling
back across the ring. Renegade slowly gets back up but gets sent straight
back down by Devastator with a firm right hand. Devastator goes for
a quick cover. 1........….2....................…..Renegade
kicks out. Renegade staggers back to his feet, and Devastator goes for
a gut kick, but Renegade catches the leg, spins him around and takes
him into a full-nelson and slams into the canvas. Renegade and Devastator
are both lifeless on the canvas and the referee begins the count them
down...........
Big Dave:- Both men are down, Devastator
is holding the back of his neck, that Full-nelson slam could be the
turning point in the match as far as Renegade is concerned!
The count is up to 9 when Renegade manages to get to his knees. Devastator
manages to get to his feet while Renegade is still on his knees, Devastator
goes for a big right hand but Renegade manages to connect with a an
uppercut to the chin of Devastator which sends him crashing to the canvas.
Renegade then goes for the cover on Devastator. 1.................2...................,
but there is still life in Devastator and he powers out. Devastator
climbs to his feet and gets caught by Renegade with a superb standing
dropkick to the face, but Devastator doesn't go down and Renegade connects
with a second dropkick. Devastator still won't go down and Renegade
connects with a third and this time Devastator drops to both his knees
and Renegade bounces off the ropes and connects with an inch perfect
two footed dropkick to the face of Devastator which leaves him laid
out on the mat.........
Gellar:- This must be all 1......................2.......................3,
Renegade wins!
Renegade d Devastator
6:34 (time doubled) pin
Big Dave:- Well this looks like the beginning
of a losing streak for Devastator
Gellar:- I still think hes more suited
to the tag team game, i'm sure we'll see him back there if this streak
continues!
Big Dave:- Well our next match-up is a
match i've been looking forward to all night, its the first defense
of the Hardcore title by new champion Andy Clegg **Footage rolls of
the Hardcore 4 way match up at War Games, in which Andy Clegg defeats
all three men to win the belt**, and one of the PWF's rising stars,
the submission expert Xuway Zanchu, lets go to the ring..........
Philip:- The next match, scheduled for one fall,
is for the Pelican Wrestling Federation, Hardcore Championship, introducing
first the challenger, from the empire of China and weighing in at 392lbs,
Xuway Zanchu!
**Xuway sits in a chair which is carried by his
loyal slaves. Once in the ring, Xuway meditates in dance. Then the dance
gets aggresive almost if he is fighting a ghost. When done his eyes
roll up in the back of his head. He goes to his corner and waits. The
Ultra-tron just has some ninja camp with a bunch of ninja fighting**
**"Darling Violetta" plays as Andy
Clegg walks out carrying his trusty baseball bat and stands and looks
around as if expecting something to kick off. He runs to the ring and
begins to stare at a few members of the crowd.**
Philip:- And his opponent, hailing from parts
unknown weighing in at 234lbs, he is the PWF Hardcore Champion, Andy
Clegg!
XUWAY ZANCHU
VS
ANDY CLEGG
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Report:- Andy Clegg locks eyes with the animal that is Xuway Zanchu
and the two men circle each other. They go for a grapple, but Clegg
ducks under and takes Xuway into a waistlock. Xuway swings with an elbow
back into the face of Clegg and catches him in the forehead sending
him staggering backwards into the ropes, as he comes back off Xuway
smashes a right hand into his face and immediatly leaps onto the right
arm of Andy Clegg and takes him into a fujiwara armbar putting all his
weight behind the lock to apply more pressure on the elbow and shoulder
joints, Clegg is screaming in agony and begins to drag himself towards
the ropes with his other arm, he gets there and Xuway Releases the hold.
Big Dave:- This match isn't going to last
long if Clegg allows Xuway to lock submission moves on him like that,
hes made a name for himself by maiming his opponents with such moves.
Clegg gets back up, he swings a couple of right hands at Xuway , but
they don't faze the awesome Chinaman.Xuway swings with a big right which
sends Clegg staggering backwards into the turnbuckle. Xuway walks towards
the corner and then lays into Clegg with repeated right hands to the
chops, and then one big right hand which sends Clegg to the floor. Xuway
picks up Clegg and then delivers a back drop, but immediately again
falls down to the canvas and has him in the Xuway Dragon Lock (reverse
armbar). Clegg again begins to crawl to the ropes and is just about
to reach the bottom rope when Xuway releases the hold and then drives
a knee into the arm.Clegg rolls around the ring in agony favouring the
now limp right arm, but Clegg staggers back to his vertical base. Xuway
picks him up and locks him into a devastating bearhug which he holds
for a couple of minutes draining the life out of Clegg and then spins
and plants him with a belly to belly suplex and Xuway covers. 1............................2...............................Clegg
kicks out.
Big Dave:- Andy Clegg cannot have much
left after all that punishment, Xuway is going to cripple him.....
Xuway then picks up Clegg and tosses him through the ropes out onto
the floor.
Xuway steps over the top rope and drops down to the floor. Xuway picks
up Clegg into a military press and drops him by the next onto the barricade.
Clegg is now rolling across the floor holding neck now gasing for breath.
Xuway grabs him by the hair and throws him to the ring post and rams
his head into it. Clegg goes down to the mat, Xuway goes for a cover
1................................2..........................Clegg just
gets out. Xuway picks up a chair from the announcers desk. He begins
to taunt Clegg as he staggers to his feet.and then smashes the chair
into the forehead of Andy Clegg who goes down like like a virgin in
a whore house. Xuway throws away the chair and then covers. 1.................................2......................................Clegg
just gets his shoulder up.
Big Dave:- That was instinct, pure instinct
by Andy Clegg and he is walking death row now!.
Clegg rolls towards the ring apron and Xuway gets up and questions
the speed of the referee's count. Xuway turns away from bitching the
referee and goes back to Clegg. Xuway bends down to pick up Clegg and
all of a sudden a huge pinching sound is heard, and Xuway hits the deck
clutching the family jewels.
Gellar:- Oh my god, hes puncherd Xuway's
testicular fortitude with a pair of pliars!
Andy Clegg staggers to his feet and raises the pliars into the air
to a huge pop from the crowd ** A chant of holy shit is heard from the
majority of the crowd** Xuway gets up slowly and Andy Clegg thrashes
the handle of the pliars across Xuway's head. Xuway looks dazed but
doesn't go down. Andy Clegg hits him with the pliars over the head again,
but still he won't go down. Clegg then begins to stab the pliars into
the head of Xuway repeatedly, until he hits the canvas and is now busted
wide open. Once Xuway goes down, Clegg tosses the pliars aside and covers
Xuway 1.............................2...............................Xuway
kicks out barely
Big Dave:- Thats the only oppertunity
Clegg has had to beat Xuway in this match up, what else does he have
in the bag?
Gellar:- I'm not sure how hes going to
beat this animal, hes so damn big!
Andy Clegg pulls out a table from underneath the ring, and sets it
up just in front of the turnbuckle, and manages to straggle Xuway on
the top turnbuckle.
Big Dave:- I think hes going for a superplex
Eric, he hits this its over!
Gellar:- I think your right, but wait,
whats Xuway doing?
Xuway begins to punch Clegg in the face, and then grabs hold of his
right arm, and leeps into the air taking him into the "Great Immobilzer"
(Jumping Armbar) and through the table!
Big Dave:- Great Immobilzer, Great Immobilzer,
this one is over.
Clegg is too tired to make a reach for the ropes at this point, and
almost immediately taps out to the power of Xuway before he breaks his
arm!
Xuway d Clegg
10:56 (time doubled) subsmision
Gellar:- What a performance by Xuway,
hes our new Hardcore Champion
Big Dave:-Your right, but it was a scary
match-up, the whole PWF should stand up and take notice of this Chinese
giant!
Gellar:- Well if you think that was Hardcore,
we're about to get extreme, in what is guarenteed to be, one of the
most shocking matches we've ever had in the PWF!
Big Dave:- You asshole, that isn't even
funny. If everyone at home is wondering what the hell Eric is talking
about, right now, the PWF ring crew is dismantalling the ropes from
the ring, and installing barbwire, i mean real barbwire, this isn't
the poxy crap you find on your next door neighbours gate, this is mititary
grade, razor sharp barb wire, and to make it even worse, the PWF technitians
are busy installing a shock system to the ropes, anyone who makes contact
with the ropes will get a very painful high voltage shock!
Gellar:- Thats' right Dave, its time for
Electrified Barbed Wire rope match to contest the PWF Extreme title.Only
the Hardest of the Hardcore set foot into a PWF Extreme title match,
and it'll be Demon taking on the champion Mad Mike, lets go to the ring!
**"Leave you far behind" by Lunatic
Calm hits and the lights darken, pyros blast off at the ramp and a man
in a dark cloak is standing in the entrance way, he is holding a long
scythe, he raises his hands as if he is drawing on a dark power, then
slams his hands down, the lights slam back on and the man throws down
his cloak to reveal it is Demon, he walks down to the ring slowly and
then climbs in over the top rope**.
Philip:- The following match scheduled for one
fall is an electrified barbwire rope match for the PWF Extreme Championship!
Introducing first the challenger, hailing from Death Valley California,
weighing in at 494lbs .......Demon!
Natural Born Killaz blast on the stereos throughout
the arena then you see on the titantron "N.B.K. ALL THE WAY!"
in red blood type letters. Mad Mike makes his way to the ramp. Mad Mike
then raises his Louie ville slugger in the air and slowly raises his
head up and all of a sudden red flames from the right and green flames
on the left side shoot up in the air. Mad Mike then enters the ring
and goe over the top rope, Mad Mike climbs up the turnbuckle with the
Louie ville slugger high in the air.
Philip:- And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada,
weighing in at 234lbs, he is the the PWF Extreme Champion, Mad Mike!
DEMON
VS
MAD MIKE
EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP
Report:- Both men start out very cautiously, neither wanting to make
the crucial first move. As they circle the ring both men become drawn
closer together and Demon makes the first move, driving his knee into
the gut of Mad Mike, and begins to pummel Mad Mike with punches to the
back sending Mike to the floor. Demon picks up Mike, takes hold of his
left hand and drags him into his body for a short clothesline nearly
taking the champion's head off. Demon picks up Mike again and tries
to send him into the ropes, but Mike desperately slides to stop himself
touching the ropes!
Gellar:- My god that was close!
Big Dave:- You get a feeling that whoever
touches the ropes first, will lose the match up!
Mike gets back onto his feet and shruggs his shoulders trying to regain
his composure. They go into a tie-up again, Demon picks up Mike and
slams him hard into the canvas, and drops leg over the the throat of
the champion. Demon picks up Mike and goes for a suplex which is counter
by Mike who goes riggles out of the hold and charges at Demon with a
clothesline that is then ducked by Demon, Demon races towards Mike with
a shoulder Charge and Mike cannot fight the power and is sent flying
into the ropes and sparks fly into the crowd!
Gellar:- Holy shit, thats it the match
is over, new Extreme champion!
Big Dave:- No No Eric, the electrification
isnt the end of the match up, he still has to pin Mike!
Demon waits for Mike's body to collaspe from the ropes and then goes
for a cover 1......................2.....................kick out!
Demon beings to beat the mat with his hands telling the ref to count
faster. He gets up with Mike begging for mercy, he crawls on his knees
towards Demon and hits a low blow as Demon attempts to pick him up,
Mike then slaps on a headlock and drops Demon into a DDT. Mike kicks
Demon repeatedly as he lays on the mat until Demon catches his foot
and drags him off balance. Demon now gets up same time as Mike and begins
to chop the chest of Mike *WOOOO from the crowd**, Demon chops again*WOOOO
from the crowd**. Mike then spins Demon around and chops back at him
*WOOOO from the crowd**, and again *WOOOO from the crowd**. Mike then
backs off from Demon who begins to run at Mike and goes for a spear,
but Mike lays back and counters the spear with a sort of monkey flip
sending Demon into the ropes!
Big Dave:- Oh my god, his entire body
is entangled in the ropes, his face, his arms his legs!
Gellar:- His testicular fortitude!
But suddenly Demon begins to pull at the ropes entangled all over his
anatomy, and his awesome strength pulls the wire from the turnbuckle!
A speechless Mad Mike stands in amazement at Demon, Demon pulls himself
up to his feet and kicks a stunned Mad Mike in the gut then takes one
look at him and picks him up over his shoulder and executes "The
Midnight Driver" (Tombstone Piledriver) on to a length of barbwire
and covers 1......................2................3
Demon def Mike
4.40 (time doubled) pin
Philip:- Your winner.................. and new PWF Extreme Champion...........Demon!
Big Dave:- i've never seen anything like
this, he was uneffected by the electric charge!
Gellar:- Hes Demon, nothing hurts the
Hardcore monster!
Big Dave:- Well what a night of Hardcore
action we've had, but now it's back to some more traditional stuff,
the next match is a 3 way dance, elimination rules apply and it is the
decide the number 1 contendership for Rye Hazwaki's Challenge Title.
Gellar:- Well i think that's a little
unfair Dave, the winner has to wrestler again this evening if he earns
the title shot.....
Big Dave:- A good point there Eric, but
after what happened to Rye at War Games, he won't be 100% for this match!
Gellar:- Damn right, no one is 100% ever
again after getting into the ring with everyone's favourite wrestler
MATT VAN DAM!
By the way Dave do you have your MVD t-shirt yet?
Big Dave:- No i don't i have my own shirt
on see, "Big is Beautiful" costing just $19.95 at the PWF
merchandise stand!
Gellar:- It's not quite the same is it
Dave, lets get over to the ring for the 3 way dance!
Philip:- The following match is a 3 way elimination
match to decide number 1 contendership for the PWF challenge title,
the winner of this match will meet Rye Hazwaki for the Challenge title
later this evening.
The lights fade in the sold out Freedom Hall,
the fans begin to cheer. Red-lights begin to flash across the ceiling
of the arena as "Machinehead" begins to blast through the
speakers. You see action shots of Cage on the ultra-tron, as Cage begins
to walk out onto the arena floor, cut like Chris Beniot, wearing Black
tights with Red slashes across the thighs. He wears black boots and
a sleeveless t-shirt that reads "You will belong to me..."
written in blood red. He taunts the crowd and rubs his unshaven face
as he steps into the ring and holds up his arms to a chorus of boo's
from the crowd
Philip:- Introducing first from Chicago Illnois,
weighing in 225lbs, Kevin Cage!
"Cool to Hate" by Offspring starts
playing and the arena goes pitch black. 10 seconds go by with nothing
happening. Two huge flames light up the Entry way and Blackbird makes
his way to the ring.
Philip:- Introducing next from Dayton Ohio, weighing
in at 245lbs, Blackbird!
"Bad Influence" by Eminem plays as
Havok walks in front of the UltraTron and does his taunt, he then walks
through the crowd. He really loves the crowd and will never forget where
he came from. His Ultra-Tron video shows him skating and then his finisher.
Philip:- And finally from Tuscon, Arizona, weighing
in at 267lbs, and representing the OUTKASTS, Havok!!
Report:- Cage and Havok immediately hook up as Blackbird goes straight
outside to look for a weapon. Cage and Havok exchange fists until Hovok
gets tired and Cage runs to the ropes and connects a jumping knee to
the face. Blackbird comes back with a steel chair and sneaks up behind
Cage and smashes it square over his head leaving a massive indentation!
Gellar:- Cage will have a headache after
that one!
As Cage is down, Blackbird begins to stab the top of the chair into
the ribs of Havok who is lying there helpless. He then places the chair
on the face of Havok and drops an elbow into his face. Havok rolls out
screaming and hiding his battered face. Cage is now back up and takes
Blackbird's arm from behind and forces him into the mat and into a fujiwara
armbar. Blackbird shows pain on his face but has no intention of tapping
out. Cage releases the hold and then rides his back and takes him into
a cobra-clutch. Blackbird is desperate to escape but is nowhere near
the ropes, but is saved when Havok comes back in and clotheslines Cage
off his back. Blackbird immediatley turns his attention to Havok and
elbows him to the back of his head while his back is turned, and locks
him from the rear and plants him with a horrific full-nelson suplex!
Big Dave:- Poor Havok, his head just bounced
off the mat like a jibba-jabba!
Blackbird goes back outside and sets up a table, meanwhile Cage seizes
the oppertunity and and locks on an STF in the middle of the ring. Havok
is screaming with his neck already extremely fragile after the suplex
and Cage renches back so far as to almost snap Havok's neck and he taps
very lightly as he is almost out cold!
Philip:- Havok has been eliminated by submission!
Big Dave:- I think Cage has come into
this match up with a game plan!
Blackbird comes back in and uppercuts Cage, and takes him straight
down with a DDT. Cage is sprawled out on the mat and Blackbird picks
up the steelchair and pulls out some insulation tape from his pockets.
Gellar:- What is he going to do with that?
Blackbird begins the tape the chair to this stomach and climbs the
turnbuckle. He jumps high into the air but Cage rolls out of the way
and Blackbird crashes to the mat!
Big Dave:- My god, he might of burst his
stomach with that move!
Cage picks up Blackbird and sets him up for a powerbomb, but then he
points to the outside and the crowd roars!
He picks Blackbird up and runs towards the ropes and throws Blackbird
over the top and he smashes the table on the way down!
Big Dave:- Oh my god he must be dead!
Cage gets to the outside to finish off the nearly dead Blackbird, he
gets to floor with him and rolls him into a bow and arrow lock to stretch
the injured abdominal muscles. Blackbird is trying desperating to struggle
free, but is losing energy fast and Cage shows no sign of letting go.
Blackbird holds on for as long as he possibly can before suddenly 2
small cracks can be heard and it would appear his abs have been hyper-extended
by the bow and arrow lock and he falls unconscienous.
The Referee begins to count Blackbird's limp hand 1....... it drops
down.......2.................its drops again..................3 and
its all over!
Big Dave:- That was horrific, Blackbird
may never be able to stomach another solid meal in his life, but what
a performance from Kevin Cage, he will go on to face Rye Hazwaki for
the challenge title later tonight, lets go to commercial.
{Commerical Break}
(((The scene opens showing a crowded street. It closes in on a middle-aged,
balding, overweight guy in an old blue car. Smoke comes across his face
as he shouts "C'mon, get going!!!" Suddenly you see a man on top of
the car...)))
BaldGuy: Whoa... who are you?
KevinCage: I'm Kevin Cage, and I'm here to make YOU a better person...
no longer will you be a pot-bellied, smelly, balding moron... When you
order my T-shirt from PWF Shopzone, for only 19.95... you will be a
HERO!
BaldGuy: Wow! How do I get one?
(((Camera cuts to a picture of the t-shirt with 1-800-255-4099 on the
bottom... a voice says... "Order the Cage T-shirt at the PWF Shopzone
for only 19.95... ORDER TODAY! The camera cuts back to Cage...)))
KevinCage: Get yours now!
{End Commercial}
Big Dave:- Welcome back folks, now on
to a match that is for the wrestling purists!
Gellar:- Thats right next up its the gWo's
Travis Right vs the unconventional Sabre!
Big Dave:- Thats right Eric, hes a little
bit unusual but can wrestler with the best of, same goes for Travis
Right who himself is a highly decorated amature superstar!
Gellar:- Expect lots of mat wrestling
for this one fans, down to the ring, take it away Philip Edgar Jones.........
**As "Walk with your head up" by Deftones
& System of Down hits" hits and you hear "Get up Stand
up, I got my head up" Travis comes walking out onto the ramp and
arrogantly waves for the fans to boo all they want. Firecrackers pop
off all around the Titantron as the Future makes his way to the ring.
As he reaches the front of the ring, Travis slides under the bottom
rope and slowly walks to the center of the ring. He crosses his arms
and nods his head as the pyros explode behind him.**
Philip:- The next match is scheduled for one
fall, introducing first, representing THE GREEN WORLD ORDER, from Miami,
Florida and weighing in at 283lbs
"Sad But True" by Metallica hits, as
the lights fade into a dim blue. Sabre struts out, raising his arms
to the cheers of the crowd. He walks down the ramp at a normal pace,
slapping hands with a few people near the guard rail. He climbs onto
the apron, before jumping over the ropes and heading straight to a turnbuckle,
to once again raise his hands to the crowd.
Philip: And His opponent, from Sydney, Austrailia,
weighing at 230lbs, The Sabre!
Report:- Travis ties up with Sabre but gets taken down in a drop toe
hold. Travis gets up and shruggs the dust of his body and punches Sabre
in the stomach as he towards his opponent. Sabre goes to his knees clutching
his abdominal muscles. Travis goes for a DDT, but Sabre punches Rye
in the kidneys. Travis releases the hold on Sabre, and Sabre whips Travis
to the ropes and and performs a flying headlock then bringing Travis'
head crashing down with a tornado DDT. Travis rolls out of the ring
rubbing his head in fustration.
Big Dave:- Travis my still be feeling
the aftermath of his cage match at War Games!
Sabre punches Travis and sends him stumbling across the ring. Travis
slowly gets back up but gets sent straight back down by Sabre wiyth
a running clothesline, and goes for a quick cover. 1..........….2..........…..Travis
gets the left shoulder up. Travis staggers back to his feet and Sabre
goes for a knee to the gut, but Travis counters it into a text book
fishersmans suplex. Referee makes the count 1.............2...........kick
out!
Big Dave:-: Both men have made a good
start to the match here, they look pretty even!
Both men are tired and take their time getting back to their vertical
base. Sabre manages to get to his feet while Travis is leaning on the
ropes for support, Sabre goes for a superkick but Travis manages to
sinch up his leg, and executes a lovely capture suplex. Travis then
covers Sabre. 1...............2...............Sabre just gets a shoulder
up. Sabre climbs to his feet and gets caught by Travis with an inch
perfect standing dropkick, and Sabre hits the deck, he pops back up
and Travis dropkicks him again, this time Sabre stays down. Travis picks
him up and huddles him onto his shoulders and plants him with a DVD,
and then points to the turnbuckle. Travis sits The Sabre on the top
rope and climbs up with him. He wraps hes arms around his neck, and
jumps off with Sabre in his grasp and crashing into the mat with the
"Near Future" (super Tazplex)
Big Dave:- The Near Future, this one is
over!
1...................2....................3
Travis d Sabre
14:06 pin
Big Dave:- Another accomplished performance
there from Travis Right, perhaps the crown jewel in the gWo's crown
at the moment!
Gellar:- Hes definately learnt alot from
Power G and MVD, and is the in-form member of the stable at the moment!
Big Dave:- OK next up on our Format Is
Rye Hazwaki VS Kevin Cage for the challenge title, and what a performance
from Cage to beat Havok and Blackbird Eric.
Gellar:-Maybe when Rye gets out here we'll
find out what happened earlier with the Russians?
**Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit hits, as the lights flash red and white,
and Rye Hazwaki is shown doing a slow ‘Cyclone Kick.’ The
Pyro’s blast as Rye stands on the top of the stage, he looks at
the crowd then walks down and enters the ring.**
Big Dave:- Looks like Rye has something
to say.......
Rye:- Matt Van Dam................ i know it was your pussy ass that
jumped me earlier tonight, so if you wanna go, i'm asking you to bring
it on down to the ring right now..........
**"Snap your Fingers, Snap your neck"
by Prong plays as MVD walks down the aisle, cluching Jennifer Van Dam
by the waist, he lets her go, and poses, flexing his arms towards his
head (RVD style). The Ultra-Tron bears the gWo logo and then shows clips
of MVD striking opponents out with his Kendo Stick and finishing them
the 5 star frog splash.**
MVD:- Poor old Rye, you may have gotten the better of MVD at War Games
thanks to your little bitches........ THE OUTKASTS **huge pop from the
crowd** But i've got no intention of getting revenge for it, but i know
a couple of guys that might..............
**Just as MVD finishes talking, The Russians come storming down the
aisle and attack Hazwaki**
Big Dave:- Damn it, get some help down
here Rye is in big trouble!
Gellar:- Here comes Kevin Cage!
**Kevin Cage comes to ring and clears the Russians out, as The Russians
make their way to the stage area, MVD awaits and gives the Russians
2 gWo t-shirts which they accept!
Big Dave:- Oh my god, MVD has got the
Russians!
Gellar:- This is brilliant, those OUTKASTS
had better watch out now!
RYE HAZWAKI
VS
KEVIN CAGE
CHALLENGE TITLE
Report:- Rye and Cage circle each for a moment and then find themselves
in an elbow tie up. Rye takes Cage into a side-headlock, but Cage counters
it into a lovely side suplex. Rye gets up and charges at Cage with a
yazuka kick which is side-stepped by Cage and his whips Rye into the
ropes, Rye ducks underneath Cage's grasp and nails him to back of the
head with a scissor kick. Cage looks bemused but continues to carry
on, and gets up and whips Rye into the ropes and nails him with a nasty
jumping clothesline!
Big Dave:- That was a devastating clothesline
from Cage, the champion looks rocked!
Gellar:- He almost took his head off.
Cage picks up Rye, and nails him with a couple of good right hands before
whipping Rye towards the corner. Rye slings off the ropes and straight
into a kick to the groin by Cage who then sets up Rye for a snap powerbomb
and executes pefectly. Cage then turns over the champion and takes him
into an indian deathlock, and snaps back on the leg 3 times before releasing
the hold.
Big Dave:- Rye looks unable to get into
the match after his attack by the russians.
Gellar:- Cage looks like he's going to
work on the legs now and make Rye tap, just like in the 3 way dance!
Cage now grabs the ankle of Rye and drives his knee into the canvas
with authority, before allowing Rye to get back on his feet. Cage grabs
Rye and attempts a suplex, but Rye gets a punch into the abs of Cage
and the hold is released, Rye jumps off the ropes and nails Cage with
an awesome Yazuka kick.
Big Dave:- He certainly found the mark
this time, what a kick!.
Both men makeare up at the same time, Rye shields himself from a right
hand by Cage and strikes with a couple of knife-edge chops and then
an elbow to the face followed by a spinning heel kick, but Cage catches
the leg of Rye, but Rye hits a reverse Enziguri.
Big Dave:- Beautiful move from Rye, he
has to be the single most imitated wrestler in the world today!
Gellar:- Nobody would imitate that hair
though!
Big Dave:- huh?
Cage gets to his feet and Rye starts to jab away with blows to the
body and face until Travis goes down into a sitting position. Rye bounces
off the ropes, and connects with a 2 footed dropkick to the face Cage.
Rye now senses the end of the match. He picks up Cage and nails him
with "the grip of death" (chokeslam from hell). He then places
Cage into a corner and slashes him with a couple of chops and then goes
straight into the "feet of fury" and then straight into a
cover.
Big Dave:- Cage is down 1.................................2.....................................3!!!!
Rye d. Cage
6:55 Pinfall
Big Dave:- A great performance from Kevin
Cage, but give it up to our champion Rye Hazwaki, yet again he defies
all the critics!
Gellar:- Only by keeping that damn haircut!
Big Dave:- Well not its time for tonight's
finale, a tag-team match of nothing but pure hatred, the gWo represented
by Matt Van Dam and Power G, will take on Bloodbath and new PWF champion
Crusader Chrome representing the OUTKASTS, roll the footage of the OUTKASTS
party after War Games please..............
[The scene opens within the million dollar mansion of Crusader Chrome.
The Outkasts and other friends of the Crusader are scattered about chatting
and dancing to music when Crusader calls everyone together into his
living room. He and the rest of the Outkasts stand at the front of the
room in front of the fireplace. Crusader turns off the music and speaks]
Crusader: ( raises a wine glass in the air)"Attention, Attention."(brings
wine glass down) "Your new PWF world heavyweight champion has some
things to talk about. First off, a few thank you's are in order, and
the first goes to Bloodbath. He gave me and Rye the opportunity to grab
our respective belts and bring the PWF back on top, over the GWO. So
lets give him a round of applause"
(crowd claps for Bloodbath)
"Secondly, i'd like to thank my good friend Havok, who despite
losing a hard fought cage match to Travis Right, still acted in the
interest of the group by aiding two victories in the ladder match."
(crowd gives a round for Havoc)
"I'd also like to thank this man to my immediate left, Rye Hazwaki.
We watched each other's backs and were on the same page. Along with
the support of thousands of fans in attendance, and with our fellow
Outkasts, we dethroned the GWO. But there's still alot of work to do.
Bloodbath.-"
Bloodbath: "You're absolutely right Crusader. But first I want
to explain to everyone what an "OutKast" is. An "Outkast"
is not neccessarily someone who doesnt fit in. But in our cases, Outkasts
are people who stand out. That is exactly what we are, a bunch of standouts.
So far, we have 3 of the PWF's titles in our clique, the world, US,
and challenge, but we wont stop there. However in the near future, myself
and Crusader have to take care of MVD and Sour G in a tag match."
Havoc: "Thats right, but Crusader, let me remind you of something.
The last tag match you were in involving the GWO, didnt Travis Right
interfere?"
Crusader: "I believe youre right. And I'm beggin him to get involved
in this one, because if he does, his ass will be whooped!!"
Rye: "In this best of whatever series of Outkasts v. GWO, we are
up 2 to 1. Now the only question I have is (pauses briefly) Who wants
to wreak Havok?!!"
Havok: "Uh, Rye?"
Rye: "What?"
(the scene cuts as the party continues)
Big Dave:- It's obvious they enjoyed War
Games just a little eh?
Gellar:- What sort of a champion is Chrome,
drinking, galovanting around , he should have it removed!
Big Dave:- Well maybe one of the gWo will
do soon, but lets see if they can in tonight first, lets go down to
the ring with Philip Edgar Jones...
Philip:- The next match scheduled for one fall,
is our main event!
Snap your fingers, snap your neck by Prong hits
the PWF soundsystem as MVD and Power G stand at the top of stage, as
green Pyro erupts around them and the gWo makes their way to the ring!
Philip:- Introducing first, the former PWF world
champion, Power G and Matt Van Dam!
**Enter Sandman hits as the roof nearly blows
off the building as the crowd go absolutely crazy, The OutKast's symbol
appears on the Tron and out walk Bloodbath and Crusader Chrome. Crusader
holds up the World Title to a massive cheer, then the two men head for
the ring.**
Philip: And their opponents representing the
OUTKASTS, the PWF world champion Crusader Chrome, and Bloodbath!
MAIN EVENT
THE gWo
VS
THE OUTKASTS
Report:-Power G and MVD jump Bloodbath and Crusader before the ref can
start the match, Power G throws Crusader out of the ring and follows
him out and they begin to trade blows outside the ring. Meanwhile in
the ring MVD gets in a few sharp right hands to Bloodbath, and then
whips him to the ropes, MVD attempts a spinning heel kick, but Bloodbath
ducks underneath it and stops and tries to clothesline MVD, but he ducks
it and sweeps Bloodbath, but he manages to jump it. MVD flips back onto
his feet as he stares Bloodbath in the eye to a round of applause from
the crowd. Power G and Crusader by this time have taken up their positions
on the apron. MVD takes Bloodbath into a tie up, and the two men grapple,
MVD takes Bloodbath into an sleeper but Bloodbath runs backwards into
the turnbuckle with MVD still attached and MVD hits the mat. Bloodbath
picks up MVD, and performs a backbreaker but holds on, and then stretches
MVD over his knee.Crusader gets on the rope rope and jumps across the
open chest of MVD with a knee drop and MVD crawls off to his corner
guarding his injured chest!
Big Dave:- Big move there early on from
the OUTKASTS, MVD will need a rest now.
Bloodbath tags in Crusader and Power G tags in and huge hush falls
over the crowd as the PWF's top 2 wrestlers collide!
Crusader delivers a big right hand sending Power G but he doesnt even
flinch.Crusader hits a second right hand this time Power G is on the
backfoot .Power G, Power G recovers and fakes a tie up with Crusader
and goes behind him in a waistlock. Crusader reverses it and delivers
a neck drop. But Power G gets straight back up and gives Crusader the
finger, and taunts Crusader by gliding his hands over his hips to indicate
the belt will be his again and the crowd boos. Crusader does the same
and the crowd erupts. Power G delivers a hard chop to the chest of Crusader.
Crusader swings with a big right, but Power G ducks it and as they spin
around Power G hits another hard chop to the chest of Crusader. Power
G then whips Crusader to the ropes, but Crusader uses his strength to
reverse it. Crusader picks up Power G for a military press but Power
G wriggles out and rakes the back of Crusader, and he goes down holding
his back!
Big Dave:- Simple but effective there
from Power G.
Power G tags MVD, and kicks Crusader in the temple, Bloodbath tries
to interfere as MVD climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle, but the ref threatens
to DQ Bloodbath if he doesn't return to the apron and MVD flies off
and delivers the Stinky Leg Drop. MVD covers, the referee spins around
and slides across to make the count.
Gellar:- MVD has never lost when he has
connected with the Stinky Leg drop, this is over!
1................................2..............................Bloodbath
connects with a boot to the back of MVD and then returns to the apron
after making the save. MVD picks up Crusader and whips him to the ropes,
MVD delivers a drop toe hold then comes off the ropes again and performs
a rolling senton splash.MVD then stands over the head of Crusader and
touches himself all over as if he were a sex god, and then performs
the old man stick (Venis grind and punch) and the crowd laughs in amusement
and MVD attempts a cover 1....................2..........................Bloodbath
makes the save again, but immediately returns to his corner. MVD picks
up Crusader and holds him in a headlock as he tags Power G. Power G
climbs through the ropes and kicks Crusader in the stomach. Power G
then goes behind and delivers a release tiger suplex to Crusader who
folds up like an accordion. Power G then bounces off the ropes and connects
with a beautiful 2nd rope lionsault and begins to do a Jeff Jarrett
style strutt around the ring and this infuriates Bloodbath who tries
to get in the ring but the referee forces him out. Power G tags in MVD
who calls for a finish, and sits Crusader on the top rope as the ref
is distracted, and Power G holds a chair in his face, MVD climbs the
next nearest turnbuckle and leaps off and connects with an awesome VanDaminator!
Big Dave:- What a move this one is over!
1.......................2.........................kickout!
Gellar:- Unbelievable!
MVD holds his hands in his face in fustration, but picks up up Crusaders
crumpled body as Power G leaps from the turnbuckle onto the shoulders
of Crusader and rolls forward into the victory roll and the referee
counts
1......................2.................................3 this one
is over!
gWo d OUTKASTS
6:15 (time doubled) pin
Big Dave:- A great show there from the
gWo, yo'd think MVD and Power G had been partners all there life, wait
a mintue, whats this!
Rye Hazwaki and Havok run to the ring and begin to attack the gWo,
Crusader and Bloodbath also join in.
Gellar:- My god this is horrible make
them stop!
Rye nails both Power G and MVD with the feet of fury before the Russians
and Travis run down the aisle, but the OUTKASTS make a quick escape
through the crowd as the cameras fade to black.........
Big Dave:- Well the OUTKASTS get the upperhand
this time folks, Tune in Saturday for Havoc, and don't forget to tune
in next week for Armageddon.
