from the Thompson-Boling Arena
Knoxville Tennessee
18th April 2001

**Pyro's blast off as the camera pans around the arena as "Demanufactured" by Fear Factory plays. The camera reveals a few signs.**
"The Redeemer has arrived"
"I'll lay down for you Big Poppa"
"The Future has arrived"
"MVD is God"
The camera then switches to the announce table.

Mayhem: Welcome everyone to PWF Armageddon. we are live from the Thompson-Boling Arena in Knoxville Tennessee. We have a great card lined up tonight for you as we kick off the tournament for the European Title. We also a new signing to the PWF in Kevin Cage making his in ring debut. And we have the Challenge Title on the line in our main event where Power G takes on Rye Hazwaki.

Dave: Power G has been on a role since he joined the PWF. Perfect Win/Loss Record so far.

Mayhem: Absolutely, Rye Hazwaki will have his work cut out in that match, Power G is not to be underestimated.

Dave: Who have you picked to win this one then Johnny?

Mayhem: I think either Leo or Travis Right will win it, but put an outside bet on Theros Macalvia.

Dave: I fancy one of the newcomers to surprise us, I think Homicide could win this tournament.

Mayhem: If he can get past the monoloth that is Demon.

Dave: Ah, but Demon hasn't been doing too well so far, he could be vulnerable

Mayhem: True, anything can happen in these tournaments, you can't afford to have a bad day, because there is no comeback, no way back in, if you lose, you are out, simple as that.

Dave: Well I guess we are ready to start the show.

**The arena quiets as the lights go down... suddenly the lights flash red as Kevin Cage's music begins to play... the titan-tron lights up with Kevin Cage's face and the fans begin to boo at the sight of him...** Mayhem: Well folks, looks like new PWF signing, Kevin Cage has something to say, he has been walking around all week telling everyone how good he is, and not making himself very popular. Let's see if he can back it up. Kevin Cage: Well hello, hello... and welcome to Cage's Armageddon! Since I basically own this federation and even since I basically own all of you fans out there, I think it would be appropriate to call this show Cage's Armageddon now.

*Fans boo*

Kevin Cage: If you don't know already, I am Kevin Cage... the man with the best ability, best fitness, best strength, hell - the best looking person here. And after checking out some of you toothless moron's in the crowd, that goes for all of you too...

*Fans boo*

Dave: You know he wasn't talking to me.

Kevin Cage: Tonight I have a match with someone whom all of you should just love... the Fro. He's just another toothless moron, like all of you. I will beat him all over this arena, and I will beat him in the middle of the ring... 1... 2... 3... and I will get my career in the PWF started just like that... And lastly, I just want to let all of you know that I do feel your pain... I will sign autographs after the show tonight, so that you can come close to your hero and have him sign a picture for you to gaze at before you go to sleep each and every night... but I just beg all of you to please not touch me with your little filthy hands... because I might be your hero... but man - I'm so glad I'm not like any of you!!!!!!!

Mayhem: I'm not sure he will have many takers at this autograph session.

**Cage starts laughing as his picture fades from the titan-tron... the fans are booing as the camera cuts to commercial**

{Commercial Break}

Announcer- SPRITE! The best stuff on Earth!!!

**The camera flashes a shot of General Leo of the PWF drinking Sprite.**

Announcer- The...

**The camera cuts to a shot of the MOW E's Phreak, drinking down some Sprite.**

Announcer- best...

**The next MOW Sanitarium Champion, Heelmaster, is seen, drinking Sprite.**

Announcer- stuff...

**The triple crown champion of the UAW, Bates Masterson, is guzzling down a Sprite.**

Announcer- on...

**Cleveland, Ohio's own Heavy Metal guru, Matt Wilkins is shown tossing a can of Sprite in the air and drinking all of the contents of the can before catching it.**

Announcer- EARTH!!!

**The camera focuses on Nightshade completely downing a 20 oz. Sprite right before the camera! All six men are shown finishing off their respective Sprite. They then give a simultaneous thumbs up.**

Nightshade- Drink Sprite, because I said so!

**The camera cuts out.**

{End Commercial}

Mayhem: Well it's time for our first matchup, Devastator takes on ArchAngel in the European Title Tournament, first round.

European Title Tournament 1st Round
Devastator v ArchAngel

**The arena goes dark, and a hush falls over the crowd. The Titantron then suddenly comes to life, and these words appear on the screen:
Romans 13:4 - For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Holier Than Thou by Metallica then suddenly hits and a tall powerful looking man with long white hair pulled back in a ponytail appears at the top of the ramp. He has on long white tights adorned by gold crosses on each leg, along with white boots also bearing gold crosses. As he makes his way to the ring, he tosses mini-Bibles out to the crowd and hi-fives fans**

James: Introducing, from Jerusalem, Israel, weighing 285lbs, "The Redeemer" ArchAngel.*Crowd cheers**

**Ruff Ryders both enter to the cheer of the crowd when "Beautiful People" by Metallica hits. Devastator and Destroyer both clich they fists and hit them together and climb in the ring and wait in the corner**

James: Introducing from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 350lbs, one half of the Ruff Ryders, Devastator *Crowd gives a mixed reaction.*
Report: Devastator starts the match with a sucession of right hands putting Angel to the canvas. Devastator then whips Angel to the ropes and hits a Powerslam. He follows it up with a back drop. Then an early pin. 1.....2...ArchAngel kicks out. They exchange right hands and ArchAngel sends Devastator to the ropes then clotheslines him over the top rope. Angel catches Devastator with a Baseball Slide as he gets up, then Angel slides outside and throws Devastator back in. Angel hits a DDT then a Russian Leg Sweep and goes for a pin. 1....2.....Devastator powers out. Devastator counters Angel's punches with a knee to the gut then whips him into the turnbuckle. He goes for a clothesline, but Angel moves and then comes off the ropes and hits a Bulldog. Angel then climbs up top and looks for a Moonsault, but Devastator recovers quickly and runs into the ropes. Angel is crotched on top. Devastator then climbs up and hits an awesome Super Death Valley Driver and then covers. 1...2......3.

Devastator d. ArchAngel
4:29 Pinfall.

Mayhem: Devastator advances to the next round.

Dave: I think ArchAngel needs to pray a little more, the gods aren't being too kind to him at he moment.

Mayhem: You shouldn't mock a man's beliefs, every has the right to free speech.

Dave: He spent 20 minutes preaching at my locker room door this afternoon. I couldn't get rid of him!!

Mayhem: Put up a sign saying no Canvassers.

Dave: Don't get cocky with me boy.

Mayhem: k, jeez, calm down. Anyway, it's time for our second match, winner of this match will face Devastator.

European Title Tournament 1st Round
Theros Macalvia v Carbon

**Suddenly wild laughter echoes through the arena, the lights flashing purple and red. Theros appears on stage, his hands on his hips as he laughs. After several moments the laughs die off, and Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' hits. Theros stalks down towards the ring, a confident smirk on his face as the music continues to boom. Theros rolls into the ring and starts laughing again. The music then shatters into another chorus of wild laughter.**

James: Introducing from Syracuse, New York, weighing 282lbs. Theros Macalvia

**"Cuban Necktie" by Cypress Hill hits and Out comes Carbon with a Barbed wire 2 x 4. Carbon then walks with his Deranged stride he stops at the begining of the walk way and lifts the barbwire 2 x 4 in the air to recieve huge cheers by the fans. Carbon then walks down the ramp with the same Deranged stride and enters the ring threw the middle rope. Carbon then makes his way to the middle of the ring again and lifts the Barbed wire 2 x 4 in the air again to receive the cheers from the crowd.**

James: Introducing from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing 280lbs, Carbon

Report: Theros and Carbon start out exchanging right hands, Carbon gets the advantage and whips Theros to the ropes and hits a back body drop. Carbon hits a couple of gut kicks then delivers a Suplex. Carbon then stomps on Theros as he tries to get up. Theros gets up dazed, Carbon goes for a running clothesline, but Theros ducks and launches Carbon over the top rope sending him crashing to the floor. Theros then staggers to the corner to try and catch his breath as Carbon tries to get up on the outside. Theros goes out of the ring and tries to whip Carbon into the steps, but he reverses it and Theros crashes into the steps shoulder first. Carbon picks up a steel chair from ringside and tries to drive it into Theros's head leaning against the steps, but Theros rolls out of the way, Carbon drops the chair and holds his hands, Theros then hits a back drop. Theros picks up the chair and drives it into the gut of Carbon. He then picks him up and drops him gut first across the guard rail. Theros then slams Carbon's head into the Announcers table. Theros again attempts to slam Carbon into the table, but Carbon blocks it and slams Theros's head into the table, then kicks him in the gut and puts him in position for a piledriver, but Theros counters it with a back body drop. Theros gets on the apron and tries a running elbow drop, but Carbon rolls out of the way. Carbon gets to his feet and throws Theros back into the ring. Carbon then slides a chair in and follows him in. Carbon then picks up the chair and waits for Theros to get to his feet. Carbon then connects with a viscious chair shot to the head of Theros sending him to the canvas. Carbon then covers. 1.....2......Theros just kicks out. Carbon picks up the chair again and waits for Theros one more time. He connects with a second chair shot and covers. 1.....2.........Theros again kicks out. Carbon looks pissed off and he picks up the chair for a third time. He swings but Theros ducks it, Carbon spins around and gets kicked in the gut, he drops the chair, and then Theros delivers The System Shock(Scoop Reverse DDT) driving the head of Carbon onto the steel chair. Theros covers. 1......2.......3!!!

Theros d. Carbon
8:47 Pinfall

Mayhem: What a match, not a great technical match, but it had a lot of intensity, Theros is on a roll in recent weeks, his defeat to Power G was three days after the King of the Death Match. Theros could go far in this tournament.

Dave: Carbon was unlucky really, he looked like he had Theros for most of the match, but Theros got that one big move in and that's all it takes sometimes.

{Commercial Break}

Voice: Coming soon to PWF Shopzone, PWF The Music, Volume I. Featuring quality tracks by Godsmack, Limp Bizkit and Metallica. Listen to your favourite PWF's superstars music whenever you want.

{End Commercial}

**Fire Storm is seen in the back with his head on a table sitting in a chair. Ted Teddison walks up to him and taps him on the shoulder. Fire Storm turns around looks at Ted. Fire Storm gets out of the chair and grabs Ted's shirt.**

Fire Storm: can't you see that I was thinking?

Ted: No I thought that you were just sitting there with your head down sleeping. Mr. Pellington has asked me to interview you before your match with Big Poppa.

Fire Storm: Oh, sorry. So what do you want to ask me.

Ted: Ever since the new PWF has opened you have been beaten every time you were in the ring. And on Saturday when Marcus beat you I didn't know what to think.

Fire Storm: You know what Ted? That's right. I have lost every match. I did get beat by that new comer Marcus Shooted. So what? I am just waiting for the right time to attack when it is least expected.

Ted: OK. Now you have been put down into the European Tounry. Tonight you fave Big Poppa. As you know he has not won an offical PWF match just like you.

Fire Storm: You know what Ted I don't have time for this, but I'll tell you what I'm gonna do tonight. Tonight when I am in my match with Poppa. I will have no mercy. You see everyone has been asking the question you just asked me. It is pissing me off. So I will crush every bone it that kids body. As for everyone else I am gonna say that any time I will get out after you and your partner.

**Ted tries to ask him another question but Fire Storm grabs the mic and slams it on the ground as he walks away**

Dave: Fire Storm looks fired up tonight.

Mayhem: When you haven't won for 4 weeks, you get desperate. Well onto our next match.

European Title Tournament 1st Round
Demon v Homicide

Report: Homicide goes straight after Demon and hits a succession of right hands, but they don't seem to have much effect. Homicide comes off the ropes and tries a clothesline but Demon catches him and lifts him up in a two handed choke lift. Demon then slams him to the mat with a Two Handed Chokeslam to Hell. Demon then starts to choke Homicide, the referee eventually has to force Demon's hand off Homicide. Demon then starts to remonstrate with the referee, but Homicide sneaks up behind Demon and hits a low blow. Homicide then hits a Reverse DDT. Homicide backs it up with a Knee Drop. Homicide then picks up Demon, but Demon counters and rolls around the back of Homicide and delivers a German Suplex. Demon then goes for a submission hold, but he gets kicked in the face by Homicide. Homicide then runs at Demon as he is stunned but Demon counters with a Spinebuster. Demon covers. 1....2......Homicide kicks out. Demon then picks up Homicide, but he counters with a Jawbreaker. Homicide then delivers a DDT and then climbs up to the top rope. He then flies off and catches Demon with a Double Axe Handle as Demon gets up. Homicide then covers. 1....2.......Demon kicks out. Homicide then picks up Demon again and whips him to the ropes, but Demon reverses it and then picks up Homicide and puts him in position for the Midnight Driver(Tombstone Piledriver) but Homicide somehow manages to power down Demon and drops behind Demon into a Reverse DDT position, Homicide then delivers The Boston Massacre(Reverse DDT Drop) and covers. 1...2....3!!!!

Homicide d. Demon
6:08 Pinfall

Mayhem: Homicide pulls of a big surprise and defeats Demon to pick up his first win.

Dave: What's wrong with Demon, he keeps losing, apart from that triple threat match a couple of havoc's ago, he hasn't won a match. Something is missing from him

Mayhem: Perhaps the lack of the Alliance of Darkness around him has had a negative effect on him.

**The camera cuts to General Leo, who is in his locker room. He's tying his arm bands on, readying himself for his upcoming match with Daikatana. He grabs his Sprite and takes a drink (shameless product placement). He then turns and looks at the camera.**

Dave: Hey, it's General Leo.

General Leo- Tonight, I have the task of taking on Daikatana in the ring, one on one. Daikatana takes pride in being evil. Although the first amendment in the United States Constitution says that everyone is entitled to free speech, religion, and press, I don't think it says violence on unsuspecting people will be permitted.

**Leo polishes off his Sprite.**

General Leo- Daikatana, you have commited several acts of violence on unsuspecting, innocent people. People that have done nothing to you, except maybe fit in better. Tonight, you and I will do battle. Not a war of weapons, but a war of wrestling. A psychological war, a game of human chess, if you will. The winner advances on in the European Title tournament.

**Leo pauses and sits down in a chair.**

General Leo- The loser... well, the loser does not. Daikatana, whether it is you, or it is me, the loser will feel great shame. The loser of our match will feel great disgrace on himself. You might not care, but I care about everything I do in this world. Whether it was defeating the Iraqi's in the Persian Gulf, whether it was guarding the demilitarized zone in Korea, I defended the free world with everything I could. Now, I'll defend the safety of the PWF.

**Leo stands up and walks to the door.**

General Leo- Daikatana, I will be waiting in the ring. Come prepared.

**Leo stands in attention and salutes the camera before it cuts out.**

Mayhem: Interesting words from General Leo, well his match is next.

European Title Tournament 1st Round
General Leo v DaiKaTanA

**The lights go blue, as "The Imperial March" starts over the speakers. General Leo walks out from the back to an expensive looking fireworks show. The fans cheer as he walks to the ring with his sword in hand. He steps in and the lights go up.**

James: Introducing from Vector, the capital of the World, weighing 235lbs, General Leo.

**The Areana becomes darkned, smoke starts to sprial around the entry way, as a dark blue symbol starts to burn its way through the ultra-tron, then a blast of fire comes from the entry way as "batman beyond theme" plays, and Daikatana in a dark gothic cloak appears at the top of the entry way, and proceeds to make his slow decent down to the ring**

James: Introducing from Parts unknown, weighing 307lbs, "The Dark Warrior" DaiKaTanA

Report: Daikatana stalks Leo for a few moments, then they tie up, Leo rolls behind then launches DaiKaTanA overhead with a German Suplex. Leo then picks up Daik and delivers a Belly to Back Suplex. Leo then picks up Daik again and delivers a T-Bone Suplex. Leo then picks up Daik again and delivers a Head and Arm Suplex. Leo picks up Daikatana and then delivers a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. 1...2......3!!!

Leo d. DaiKaTanA
2:04 Pinfall

Dave: Did I miss something??? Wasn't there supposed to be a match????

Mayhem: Leo just killed DaiKaTanA, it was as if he wasn't even there? Well it looks like Leo has recovered from losing to Carnage. DaiKaTanA will have his day, he just didn't know what hit him tonight.

**Camera cuts to the back where we see a Limousine pull up**

Dave: Hey, I wonder who this is??

**The driver gets out of the limo and opens the door, Diablo steps out, the crowd immediately start booing.**

Mayhem: It's Diablo, I wonder what he wants???

{Commercial Break}

**Clips are shown of Gambino delivering the Gambino Face Buster to various opponents while Keep Away by Godsmack plays. Then a voice over comes on**

Voice"You may not be able to kick ass like PWF Superstar, Antonio Gambino, but now at least you can look like him. New from PWF Shopzone, the Gambino Gangster Hat, available in black and red and for only 21.95. It has the Antonio Gambino logo embroidered on it, so your friends can see who your favorite PWF Superstar is. Also available are the Gambino Gangster Sunglasses. Great for keeping those harmful rays out of your eyes, or even better for looking like a real tough guy! Available now for only 13.95. All your friends are sure to be envious of you for wearing these items, order now from PWF Shopzone or wherever cool clothes are sold.

**Then, Gambino is shown standing on the sidewalk in a busy city wearing the Gangster Hat and Gangster Sunglasses.**

Gambino"You can't be me, you can't be like me, so do the next best thing and look like me!"

{End Commercial}

Dave: Sounds like Ted

European Title Tournament 1st Round
Crusader Chrome v Christopher Chaos

Report: Crusader starts out with a few right hands then whips Chaos to the ropes, but Chaos reverses it and tries a clothesline which Crusader ducks and then takes Chaos down with a flying forearm. Chaos comes back with two big rights sending Crusader to the turnbuckle. Chaos then starts laying into Crusader with big right hands, then Crusader blocks one and delivers a couple of rights then bounces off the ropes and tries a clothesline which Chaos ducks. Chaos then takes Crusader down with a Powerslam. Chaos then delivers a knee drop and then picks up Crusader and tries a suplex, but Crusader blocks it and delivers a suplex of his own. Crusader then mounts Chaos and starts to punch him in the face. Crusader rolls off Chaos and he gets back up. They tie up and Chaos goes behind Crusader, Chaos then delivers a Back Drop. Chaos picks up Crusader and whips him to the turnbuckle, but Crusader comes flying out and smashes Chaos down with a big clothesline. Chaos springs back up but gets kicked in the gut and DDT'd. Crusader covers. 1....2.....Chaos kicks out. Chaos slowly gets to his feet, Crusader hits a couple of rights then whips Chaos to the ropes, Chaos reverses and goes for a back body drop but Crusader counters with a running DDT. Crusader picks up Chaos and delivers a piledriver. He covers 1......2.........Chaos gets his left shoulder up. Crusader picks up Chaos and delivers a couple of rights then delivers a Back Heel Kick. Crusader then climbs to the top rope, but Chaos pushes the referee into the ropes crotching Crusader. Chaos gets to his feet and goes to the crotched Crusader and delivers The Chaotic Crusher(Flipping Slam). Chaos covers. 1....2......3!!!

Chaos d. Crusader
5:45 Pinfall

Mayhem: Christopher Chaos picks up his first win here in the PWF, and Crusader's poor run continues.

Dave: He has been on a downer since he lost to Power G, he needs to get it together, and fast.

**"Take a Look Around" by Limp Bizkit hits and the arena lights dim. "Diablo" appears across the Ultra-Tron and Diablo walks through the entrance way to a chorus of boos. He smiles then walks down to the ring. He jumps over the top rope then grabs the microphone off the ring announcer.

Mayhem: Do we have to listen to him???

Diablo: "Shut the @$%£ up, Diablo is talking."

**Massive chorus of boos and an asshole chant starts up**

Diablo: "Whatever, Pellington, you know why I am here, now bring me my damn contract.

**Crowd boos again**

**"The Memory Remains" by Metallica hits and Mr Pellington walks down to the ring and collects a mike, he has a clipboard and a piece of paper with him.**

Pellington: "Here, just sign the damn thing and let's get this over with."

**Pellington hands Diablo the clipboard and a pen. Diablo signs the papers without reading them amid a chorus of boos from the crowd. Diablo hands the board back.**

Pellington: "You know Diablo, you really ought to read what the papers say, but fortunately I knew you were too stupid to read them, so I threw in a few bonus clauses. Like, if you lay one finger on me then this contract is terminated immediately."

Diablo: "You cheap, dirty little bast....."

Pellington: "Oh wait Diablo, it gets much better, you see you just signed yourself into the Main Event for this weeks Havoc, you get to take on the master of the suplex, General Leo."

Diablo: "You know something, fine, I don't care, I will beat Leo's ass into the ground, and if I can't get to you physically, then I will get to you in another way. And this goes to you Gambino, you want to mess with me, well get prepared Gambino, because If you don't walk the way of Diablo, I'll kick your ass."

**"Take a Look Around" hits and Diablo walks to the back after a mean stare at Pellington**

{Commercial Break}

**Clips are shown of the old PWF matches.**

Voice: Coming soon to PWF Shopzone, PWF Classics. Relive the moments when Eraser became the first PWF World Champion, See Blackbird become King of the Ring, See the amazing Hell in a Cell Match between Headache and Demon. Witness Solo show why he was the master of "The Snakepit". And watch the classic Rumbles. All these coming soon to PWF Shopzone.

{End Commercial}

European Title Tournament 1st Round
Travis Right v Big Lou

Report: Lou charges in and tries to hit Travis with his bat, but Travis ducks it and kicks him in the gut. Lou drops the bat and the ref kicks it out of the ring. Travis whips Lou to the ropes, Travis tries a back body drop but Lou kicks him in the head, Travis staggers backwards onto the ropes, Lou clothesline him over the top rope taking himself over at the same time. Lou stomps Travis a couple of times, then picks him up. Lou whips Travis into the barricade. Lou then charges and Travis counters by back-dropping Lou over the barricade into the crowd. Lou crashes back first onto the concrete floor. Lou gets to his feet and Travis suplexes him back over the barricade onto the floor. Travis then climbs onto the apron and jumps off and connects with a leg drop. Travis then flips off a member of the crowd who is shouting abuse at him. Travis picks up Lou and takes him across to the ring steps and slams Lou's head into them. Travis does it again. Travis then throws Lou back into the ring. Travis then picks up Lou, but Lou gets a Low Blow in sending Travis to his knees, Lou then uses this time to recover. Lou slowly gets back to his feet shaking his head, Travis slowly gets back up. Travis tries a right hand, but Lou blocks it and delivers a succession of right hands. Lou then whips Travis to the ropes, Travis tries to counter with a clothesline, but Lou ducks it and comes off the ropes and takes Travis down with a Spear. Lou then mounts Travis and punches him in the face repeatedly. Lou then picks up Travis and delivers a Front Powerslam, then covers. 1....2......Travis kicks out. Lou picks up Travis and delivers a DDT then slides out of the ring. He picks up his Baseball Bat and climbs back in the ring. Travis has got to his feet is dazed. Lou charges in with the bat, but Travis is playing possum and ducks the swing and wraps his arms around Lou and delivers a German Suplex with a bridge. 1....2.......3!!!

Travis d. Lou
8:03 Pinfall

Mayhem: Travis progresses to the next round, where he will face General Leo, that will be some match.

Dave: More success for the gWo, they just seem to get stronger as time goes on.

European Title Tournament 1st Round
Andy Clegg v Riptide

"Good Vibrations" plays as The Waveriders walk out with big smiles and dances in a comical style. They climbs up to the ring and leap frog over the ropes and then do an acrobatic tumbling set to the far corner.

James: Introducing, from Newport Beach, California, weighing 210lbs, one half of the Waveriders, Riptide**Crowd Cheer**

Report: Starts with a tie-up, Riptide takes it into a headlock, Clegg counters by pushing Riptide into the ropes, Clegg tries a back body drop, but Riptide rolls over the back of Clegg and School Boy's him. 1...Clegg kicks out. Clegg looks annoyed and charges in, but Riptide flips him over with an Arm Drag and holds on, wrenching away at the arm, Clegg gets to his feet still in the armbar, then reverses it and then delivers a short arm clothesline. Riptide gets to his feet. Clegg kicks him in the gut, then hits a couple of rights before an irish whip, Clegg then picks Riptide up in a Military Press, but Riptide drops down him and locks on a Victory Roll. 1......Clegg kicks out. Both men get up, Clegg kicks Riptide in the gut and whips him again, Clegg tries a Sidewalk slam, but Riptide counters with a flying headscissors. Riptide then springs off the ropes and tries a Moonsault, but Clegg gets his knees up. Riptide rolls off holding his stomach and ends up lying on the turnbuckle. Clegg gets up and starts to stomp away at Riptide. Clegg walks away as Riptide gets to his feet. Clegg charges in with a clothesline but Riptide ducks it and Clegg runs into the turnbuckle, Riptide then grabs Clegg and runs up the ropes and comes off with a springboard Top rope Bulldog. Riptide covers. 1....2......Clegg kicks out. Clegg gets back to his feet, he looks a little annoyed and charges at Riptide who counters with a beautiful Hurricanranna Pin, 1....2......3!!!

Riptide d. Clegg
5:25

Mayhem: Riptide picks up the win, but Clegg looks really pissed off.

**Clegg picks up a chair from ringside and charges after Riptide who is walking up the ramp to the back. Clegg takes Riptide out with the chair, he then smiles and walks to the back.**

Mayhem: That is sick, Clegg just likes to hurt people, he doesn't seem to care who.

Dave: I quite enjoyed that actually, I hate Riptide, he is always playing pranks in the back

Mayhem: But so are you??

Dave: Exactly.

{Commercial Break}

**The screen goes onto Rye Hazwaki with black Karate trousers on, he is seen in the distance, lots of people are standing around him. Rye then jumps in the air, and Cyclone Kick's all of the people around him, they all fall to the ground. A voice is then heard.**

Voice: You want to know the newest fashion???? Well, look at these.
**The screen goes to a man just showing the bottom half of his body it shows, Black Karate Trousers with Rye Hazwaki down one side, and his face on the other it also has a red belt.**

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**The screen then goes onto Rye again, but in a diffrent location jumping up in slow motion (Matrix Style) and Whirl-Wind Kicking a Man..**

~~Warning~~

****"Do not try those moves at home."****

{End Commercial}

**"The Real Show" Big Poppa is roaming around backstage in wrestling attire when he sees the only person that knows why he is the Real Show, Ted "Trolley" Tedison, and a camera crew. Big Poppa smiles as he approaches Tedison, and demands an interview.**

Big Poppa: "Tedison! Oh Trolley! Come here, I have something to say."

Ted: "Umm… Are you going to pin me again?"

Big Poppa: "No buddy, I've already beat you. Unless I keep losing them, you have a 'Paptize Free' card."

Ted: "I have no such card!"

Big Poppa: "Yeah.. Anyway, I need your mic, and this camera. Yoink."

Ted: "Hey…"

**Big Poppa pushes Tedison away, and looks directly at the camera**

Big Poppa: "Let's start this off right.. PWF'ERS AND ITES, WELCOME TO THE REAL SHOW!!! Now, as you may or may not know, I will be fighting the man that could very well end life on Earth as we know it, Fire Storm. That dude is crazy! He has magical Fire Rain that is incredible destructive. So that's why I asked him NOT to use the Fire Rain until I break even with wins. In a new development, however, the psycho said I haven't won an official PWF match up. For the love of God, this guy is a nut case. I clearly and cleanly pinned Tedison for the One, Two, and Three. I don't think it's right for me to be in the same situation as Stormy, for he hasn't won a match, AND I HAVE! THEY WOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT ON A TELEVISION SHOW IF IT WASN'T REAL! TELEVISION IS REAL LIFE! I AM THE REAL SHOW! And Stormy, let's let the truth out… You say, and I quote, 'I am just waiting for the right time to attack when it is least expected.' Well isn't that the biggest pile of BS I've ever seen or heard. What you REALLY mean by that is when you FINALLY win a match, you'll say that you were just waiting for the right time, when in fact you just got lucky as hell. Well you're psycho crazy caboose can't fool me, so in your face Stormy. Flame that buddy. Your Fire Rain can't save you now, and it doesn't matter whether you like it or not, because the Real Show, JUST SAID SO!!! I'll see you in the ring, Stormy."

**Big Poppa throws his mic down as he 'storms' to the ring**

Mayhem: Well onto our match between Big Poppa and Firestorm.

European Title Tournament 1st Round
Firestorm v Big Poppa

**Fire Storms music hits as the lights go out. The words "Fear for he is here" flash on the screen. Pyros start fling from the rafters as Fire Storm comes out walking with an evil grin on his face. He stands there for a while as the arena starts to get hotter and hotter. As smoke rises up around him he disappears. The crowd looks in amaze. All of the sudden a huge explosion around the ring, lights up the arena. He then is somehow standing in the middle of the ring.**

James: Introducing from East Los Angeles, California, weighing 283lbs, Firestorm. *Crowd Cheers*

**The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up**

James: "Coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 285 pounds, he's beaten the almighty Trolley, 'The Real Show' Big Poppa!

**The audience goes mad as Big Poppa emerges through the Armageddon curtains. He does a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and dances down to the ring**

Report: Poppa is still dancing when Fire Storm jumps him from behind. Fire Storm clubs Poppa across the neck, then delivers a Russian Leg Sweep. Poppa gets back up quickly and tries a right hand, but Fire Storm blocks it and counters with a couple of right hands of his own, Fire Storm whips Poppa to the ropes, Poppa ducks a clothesline but gets taken down with a Powerslam. Fire Storm mounts Poppa and punches him in the face repeatedly then takes him into an Armbar. Poppa clambers to the ropes quickly. Poppa gets up. Fire Storm whips Poppa to the ropes and then lifts him up and releases him for the Flapjack. Poppa gets back up holding his gut, Fire Storm grabs him and delivers The Prominence(Small Package DDT). Fire Storm covers. 1.......2......3!!!

Fire Storm d. Big Poppa
3:27 Pinfall

Mayhem: Fire Storm impressive.

Dave: Big Poppa not.

Mayhem: Yes......, ok.

Dave: What's up with you????

Mayhem: Nothing, well we now have the full draw for the last 8, to be played next week.

Devastator v Theros
Homicide v Chris Chaos
Travis Right v General Leo
Riptide v Fire Storm

Dave: Looks interesting, Leo and Travis is obviously the pick of the draw.

Mayhem: Of course, although I think Theros and Devastator could be an interesting one.

Dave: Indeed.

Mayhem: Well it's time for the debut of the man you saw at the top of the show, Kevin Cage takes on The Fro.

Kevin Cage v The Fro

**Kevin's Cage's music plays and he walks down to the ring(sorry, his file was deleted off my Hard drive when I changed computers, I will get his proper intro ASAP)**

**"My Generation" by Limp Bizkit plays as The Fro walks to the ring showing no sign of intimidation or fear and he wears a "The People's Answer" t-shirt. He walks up onto the apron and then faces the crowd and holds one arm in the air. He then enters the ring and goes over to one corner and then holds one arm in the air.**

James: Introducing, from Green Bay Wisconsin, weighing 281lbs, "The People's Answer", The Fro.*Crowd Cheers*

Report: The Fro ties up with Cage, who turns it into a top wristlock. Cage pushes The Fro off him. Fro ties up again, but Cage pushes him off then hits Cage with a couple of forearms, Cage then pushes Fro into the ropes and sends him to the other side. The Fro comes off and ducks Cage's clothesline, Cage comes off the ropes himself and connects with a beautiful dropkick to the knee of The Fro. Cage then picks up The Fro and delivers a Rib Breaker. Cage then drops and elbow to the chest of The Fro. The Fro gets back up and blocks a forearm by Cage and starts to deliver right hands to Cage then whips him to the ropes. Cage comes off and gets hit by a Samoan Drop. Cage gets up slowly, Fro kicks Cage in the gut and then whips him to the ropes again, Fro tries a clothesline but Cage ducks it, Cage then comes off the other side with a big clothesline taking The Fro down. Cage picks up Fro and delivers a Double Underhook Backbreaker. The Fro gets up holding his back, Cage goes for a forearm, but Fro blocks it and kicks Cage in the gut and then delivers a few right hands leaving Cage dazed. Fro comes off the ropes and tries a running ddt, but Cage grabs both of Fro's arm and delivers an Overhead Double Underhook Belly to Belly Suplex. Cage then floats over to the legs of The Fro and lifts him up and locks in the Lion Cager (Walls of Jericho). The Fro tries to hold on but has no choice but to tap out.

Cage d. The Fro
5:36 Submission

Mayhem: An impressive debut for Kevin Cage, he took apart the Fro, it doesn't look good for The Fro's match with Gambino on Saturday

Dave: No, My Man Gambino should walk it with ease.

{Commercial Break}

**Big Poppa is shown at a disco like dance party, and he's doing a few dance moves. He whips some sweat of his head and notices that everyone around him is having some milk. He swallows his sweat and begins to get delusional. The music starts to fade out as he sees a giant milk carton saying, "Drink Me." He rubs his eyes and it's gone, so begins to walk from the dance floor.**

Girl 1: Big Poppa, don't leave! I want you to show me your moves.

Big Poppa: Yeah, whatever.. I'm going to get something to drink. I'm really thirsty for some reason.

**Big Poppa walks to the bar, and sits down. He winks at the ladies sitting about five seats down.**

Bartender: What'll it be?

Big Poppa: Make it a moo-juice, and hold the ice. I'm feeling a little "exotic" tonight so make it two-percent'er.

Bartender: I'll see what I can do.

**Big Poppa checks his pocket, and finds an oddly large box of pretzels. They look old, but he shrugs and starts eating them by the handful. The bartender comes back**

Big Poppa: *With a mouth full of Pretzels* Where is my milk?

Bartender: Oh, I thought you knew… About 1 minute ago we officially stopped serving everything but Dish Water.

**The Bartender puts a large glass of Dish Water in front of Big Poppa, and Big Pappa starts spitting the pretzels out. Big Poppa gives the camera a mean stare as the announcer says**

Got Milk Guy: Got Milk?

{End Commercial}

**Ode to Joy hits and Maxwell Powers steps out from under the cover of the entrance and is met by a huge chorus of jeers. Maxwell walks slowly down to the ring, oblivious of the obvious hate surrounding him. As he enters the ring he goes directly to the ring announcer who seemingly hasn't been paying attention**

James: Introducing from Johannesburg, South Africa, the man who will face Matt Van Dam in the next round of the PWF tournement, he is the one the only...

**Maxwell rips the ring announcers mic from his hand**

Maxwell: You've wasted enough of my time already. I think that by now and with the reaction I've gotten here I think you'd agree with me, they know my name.

**Crowd boo's heavily**

Maxwell: It has almost arrived, Americans. This Saturday night, I will be facing the traitor to the crown itself and I mean the American sellout Matthew Van Dam. What you may wonder about how is it that I can be so confidant going into such a big match and the reason is simple, unlike you American I don't have to worry you see I have something call courage, and well to be quite frank with you I haven't seen anything of the kind here in the states.

**Crowd erupts into a Maxwell sucks chant. Leaving Maxwell in a puzzled state**

Maxwell: Sucks? I am not familer with this word sucks? I guess you'll have to call me something else.

**Crowd begins an asshole chant up**

Maxwell: Well we aren't speaking very good english now are we. Listen I don't really care my poise is locked and I'm not flinching. And a nobody like MVD will change that any time....

**Snap your Fingers, Snap your Neck hits and a enraged MVD storms onto the rampway his gWo members chasing after him trying to hold him back**

Maxwell: Well, what do we have here. It's our friend the English traitor, MVD

**The Real McCoy manages to calm down MVD and hands him his Microphone**

MVD: Well, Austin Powers........your finally ready for you wrestling education it would seem!

**Crowd cheers, but they are drowned out with boos**

Powers: I beg your pardon! I was trained in the finest wrestling school in all of great South Africa I'll have you know!

MVD: Thats all well and good Powers, but when have any South Africans been great wrestling champions???

**Crowd cheers again, but again they are drowned out by the boos**

MVD:- Come Saturday though Powers, I'll take you to the gWo school of wrestling......... only this time........... You will not graduate! You see, our match up isn't even going to be match, its going to be an exhibition. Matt Van Dam (flexing his arms towards his head RVD style) is going to make a statement by defeating you Powers. You think you can really bring all of you aristocrat South African bullshit to the PWF and be a world champion, you are wrong.

MVD was born to win this tournament and it'll be the finest night in the history of the PWF when they crown a real world champion for the first time. That will be me, a pure athlete, straight from the legendary "Sambo's Den" school of wrestling back in Stoke- On -Trent England!

** A couple of faint cheers can be heard at that moment from the crowd **

Mayhem:- Seems MVD has just accquired the use of the cheap pop, thanks to a couple of Brits.

Dave: Ya see Johnny, the reach of the gWo is far and wide!

MVD: Your pitiful South African roots don't mean a damn thing to MVD, i piss on the graves of your beloved relatives, and i will do on yours at Havoc!

** MVD climbs all four corners of the ring whilst flexing his arms towards his head Rob Van Dam style as the camera cuts to commercial**

{Commercial Break}

**Images of former PWF World Champions are shown winning their titles**

Voice: 8 men will enter, only one can leave. 8 men will try, but only one can survive. 8 men will look for glory, but only one will find it. 8 men will stand, but only one will become a Champion.

**The House of Pain Logo comes up**

Voice: PWF presents, The House of Pain, live on PPV, April 29th.

{End Commercial}

Mayhem: Welcome back folks, it's time for our Main Event now, Rye Hazwaki is set to take on Power G for the Challenge Title. This one should be a classic.

Main Event

Rye Hazwaki v Power G

**Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit hits, as the lights flash red and white, and Rye Hazwaki is shown doing a slow ‘Cyclone Kick.’ The Pyro’s blast as Rye stands on the top of the stage, he looks at the crowd then walks down and enters the ring.**

James: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the PWF Challenge Championship, Introducing the challenger, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 251lbs, Rye Hazwaki.

"Kernkraft 2000" by Zombie Nation begins to play as Power G walks out with The Real McCoy, both men are holding Microphones. Power G begins to hit himself to psyche himself up, before walking to the ring with the Real McCoy.

James: Introducing, from Holguin, Cuba, weighing 230lbs, The defending PWF Challenge Title Champion, Power G. *Crowd boos*

Report: Power G and Rye tie up, they tussle for a few seconds before Rye turns it into a headlock, Rye locks the headlock on until G rolls around the back into a hammerlock. Rye then counters with a top wristlock and then both men let go. Rye ties up again but Power G fakes and goes behind Rye. Power G tries to lift Rye in a German Suplex but Rye counters and rolls Power G up in a pin, 1....Power G kicks out. Both men get up quickly. Power G and Rye tie up, G comes out with a headlock and Rye pushes him off into the ropes, Rye then uses Power G's momentum to send him over the top rope. Rye follows him outside and picks up Power G. He slams Power G's head into the Announce table. Rye then whips Power G towards the steps, but G reverses it and Rye crashes knee first into the steps and goes flying over it. Power G then picks up Rye and drops him gut first on the barricade. Power G then sets Rye up against the barricade and delivers a Knife Edge Chop. G delivers a second chop and then rolls Rye back into the ring. Rye slowly gets to his feet as Power G slides back in. Power G chops Rye again then delivers a Back Body Flip. Power G then locks on the Strangle Hold.

Dave: Look at the pain on the face of Rye, that hold is excrutiatingly painful on the arm.

Mayhem: I'll take your word for it, I don't want a test.

Rye refuses to give up, but Power G won't release the hold, instead he wrenches back even further on the hold, determined to make Rye tap out. Rye starts to edge towards the ropes. Power G wrenches back even further, trying to make Rye tap, but Rye manages to stretch and grab the bottom rope. Rye struggles to his feet holding his arm. Power G chops him and Rye staggers into the turnbuckle. Power G chops him again then sets him up on the top turnbuckle. But Rye counters with a club to the head of Power G then delivers a Tornado DDT to Power G. Both men stay down. The Ref checks both men then starts a ten count. At the count of 8 both men make it to their feet. Power G tries a knife edge chop, but Rye ducks it and hits a spinning heel kick to the back of Power G's head. G staggers forwards. Rye then delivers a Full Nelson Release Suplex. Rye then delivers a couple of Sak-Fu Stomps before Power G gets to his feet a little dazed. Rye hits a Roundhouse kick with his right foot, then one with his left, then goes for a second right, but Power G ducks behind and hits the G Power Slam (Olympic Slam). Power G covers 1....2........Rye gets his left shoulder up.

Mayhem: My god that is a first, I've not seen anyone kick out of the G Power Slam in a long while.

Dave: Rye is tough, no doubt about it.

Power G picks up Rye and tries a second G Power Slam but Rye drops off his shoulders on the way around. Rye then tries a roundhouse kick, but G ducks it and tries a Chop, but Rye ducks it and then hits a Super Kick. Rye then jumps up to the top rope. He then comes off with a Frog Splash and Pin. 1....2.....3!!!!

Rye Hazwaki d. Power G
19:26 Pinfall (time doubled)

James: The winner of the match and NEW PWF CHALLENGE TITLE CHAMPION, RYE HAZWAKI!!!

Mayhem: Was that a message to MVD?

Dave: He beat Power G with MVD's very own finisher, what do you think?

Mayhem: Tune into Havoc folks.

Dave: And remember
SIZE DOES MATTER!!!

***© 2001 PWF Entertainment***