Live from the Alamo Dome
San Antonio, Texas
7th June 2001
**Pyro's blast off all around the Alamo Dome as the packed crowd goes
wild. The camera pans across the crowd as "Master of Puppets" blasts it's
way through the arena while the Havoc intro plays on the Ultra-Tron. The
camera then cuts to the announcers table at ringside.**
Stanyer: Welcome everybody to the Alamo Dome
right in the heart of San Antonio, Texas. Hello everyone, I'm Jason Stanyer
bringing you PWF Saturday Night Havoc alongside the "Big Dawg" Dave Harley
Dawg: After Armageddon was cancelled, we
have an extended card tonight.
Stanyer: That's right folks, we have a long
night ahead of us, not to mention some great matches. But first we must
talk about what happened to Rye last week.
Dawg: He had it coming, it was expected.
Stanyer: Expected!! He got screwed out of
the title, plain and simple.
Dawg: Screwed, what are you talking about.
The gWo screwed him out of nothing, absolutely nothing.
Stanyer: Yeah, right, another question for
you then, who was the man at the end of last week's Havoc, was it Destroyer?
Dawg: If it is, then it is a miracle, because
last I heard he had a broken neck and couldn't even stand up straight.
Stanyer: I got the same info.
**Keep Away by Godsmack blares through the PWF sound system as Gambino
appears in the entrance. He is welcomed by an uproar of cheers from the
PWF audience. He walks to the ring, and once there, he climbs in an grabs
a microphone. He doesn't seem to be in a great mood tonight**
Dawg: Well let's get this show on the road.
Gambino: "Cut the music! It's like this,
Eraser, you made the biggest mistake of your life. On Havoc, you invaded
my home, and you invaded my privacy. This is supposed to be about the
PWF, about wrestling, about pride. But on Saturday night, you took it
one step further...you made it personal Eraser, and you made it damn personal.
You took it to a place that it's never supposed to go to in the PWF. My
advice to you is, watch your back. When you come out of your house at
night, look around, I might be there. When you leave the gym after working
out, look around, I might be there. When you leave the arena after the
show, look around, cuz I might just be there. Everywhere you go, Eraser,
look around you little bastard, cuz I just might be there...hiding, waiting
to strike, and when I strike, you'll know it. But for tonight, feel safe,
feel safe that you're not here at the arena. Feel safe in knowing that
you probably did the smartest thing a man in your position could do, and
that's keep your distance for the evening."
**Gambino circles the ring for a moment to calm himself down**
Gambino: "As for tonight, I'm sure you've
all heard the rumours. The rumours of Crusader defending his Title tonight.
Well, I can confirm the the rumours are true, because right here tonight,
Crusader will defend his PWF World Championship Title for the very first
time since winning it, against Blackbird."
Stanyer: At last someone confirms to us that
Blackbird will face Crusader tonight.
**The fans explode in a deafening cheer with this news**
Gambino: "I'm sure that the....
**Gambino is cut off when someones music begins blaring through the arena**
Stanyer: Who's this?
** all of a sudden "I am" hit as Eraser's logo appears on the tittan tron
and Gambino tosses the mic out of the way as he gets ready for a fight.
Gambino then stand back up straight as he sees Eraser on the titan tron.
Eraser seem to be in the lockeroom some wheres. The camera zooms out a
little to see that Eraser is in Gambino's office. **
Eraser: Gambino....commissioner....Jackass!
Gambi you see I was sitting in the back and I notice that your stupied
ass forgot to put Eraser on the card for tonight. Now I know everyone
makes mistakes but you are the most stupied son of a bitch I have every
seen. I mean Pellington is even smarter than you. How could you forget
to put a ICON like me into the event. So I came up with a idea to help
you broken down ass. I was thinking since your ass isn't doing anything
tonight and since you forgot to put me on the card why don't we just have
ourself a little match. Or are you scared that I will break you down just
like I did you truck and house. You see Gambino you can't stop Eraser
shit you can't even match up to Eraser. The best thing for you to do is
just for you to step down from commissioner and let someone with some
brains, personality, BALLS, and guts to run as commissioner because son
when I get through with you we will need a new commissioner.
** Eraser gets out from behind the desk and walks over to the door. He
opens it and then turns to the camera **
Eraser: Gambino. You know that your in deep
shit.
**Eraser then slams the door as picture frames fall off Gambinos walls
and shatter when they hit the ground. The titan tron goes black and then
you see a picture of Eraser's logo slowly appear on the titan tron **
**Gambino looks infuriated and starts to head backstage when....**
**'Zombie Nation' hits and out comes the Real McCoy on his own. McCoy,
as usual, has his mic with him. He stares at Gambino before talking. **
McCoy: You better be joking Gambino, you
S.O.B. How come that shit Blackbird gets a title shot and the real goddamn
champion, who was screwed out of the title, doesn't?? You better have
a good reason Gambino. Did you think that Power G and I would forget all
about the events of War Games?? Did you think that we wouldn't want a
rematch?? We wanted that rematch tonight. But no, you go and give it to
Blackbird.
McCoy: It looks like that we’ll have to wait
until Last Man Standing before we claim what’s rightfully ours. So Crusader,
Power G accepts the challenge made by you on the last Havoc. He will step
into the ring with you and will take back the gold that is his. That’s
if you still have it Crusader. You better make sure you win tonight or
we will be after you Crusader like a pack of wolves.
**McCoy pauses and turns his attention to Gambino. **
McCoy: Now listen here Gambino. I couldn’t
care less if you’re commissioner. You could be the president for all I
care. Power G will not, no, does not stand for people like you. People
who abuse their power.
**The crowd begin to boo. Gambino takes no notice, thinking the boo’s
are just because McCoy is still talking. The camera switches to the crowd.
A figure is seen moving through it and the camera focuses on this figure.
It is Power G. He climbs over the steel guarding and creeps up behind
Gambino. McCoy continues to keep Gambino’s attention. **
McCoy: You, Gambino, are abusing your power
and you will pay.
**As he says this Power G picks up Gambino and hits him with the G Power
Slam. The crowd boo’s heavily. McCoy stands over Gambino. **
McCoy: You didn’t see that coming did you,
Gambino?? You wondering where you have felt pain like this before?? Yep,
that’s right. That night. That night when Power G beat you for the World
Title. That’s when you felt the pain before. Remember it, as you will
be receiving this pain over and over again, if Power G doesn’t get his
re-match.
Stanyer: Gambino is going to be one pissed
of SOB when he gets up.
**The crowd continues to boo as McCoy and Power G leave to the backstage.
**
{Commerical Break}
**Clips are shown of Gambino delivering the Gambino Face Buster to various
opponents while Keep Away by Godsmack plays. Then a voice over comes on**
Voice"You may not be able to kick ass like PWF Superstar, Antonio Gambino,
but now at least you can look like him. New from PWF Shopzone, the Gambino
Gangster Hat, available in black and red and for only 21.95. It has the
Antonio Gambino logo embroidered on it, so your friends can see who your
favorite PWF Superstar is. Also available are the Gambino Gangster Sunglasses.
Great for keeping those harmful rays out of your eyes, or even better
for looking like a real tough guy! Available now for only 13.95. All your
friends are sure to be envious of you for wearing these items, order now
from PWF Shopzone or wherever cool clothes are sold.
**Then, Gambino is shown standing on the sidewalk in a busy city wearing
the Gangster Hat and Gangster Sunglasses.**
Gambino"You can't be me, you can't be like me, so do the next best thing
and look like me!"
{End Commercial}
**As we return from break, a replay of what just took place in the ring
is shown with Power G delivering the Power G Slam to Gambino. The cameras
then open up backstage to show Gambino and Devstator in Gambino's office.
There is broken glass on the floor as well as fallen picture frames. Gambino
is throwing things around and cursing Eraser**
Gambino: "God damnit! That son of a bitch
Eraser, that son of a bitch Power G!"
**Gambino stops for a moment and looks at Devastator with an evil grin**
Gambino: "You know what, how would you like
to have a match tonight, with Eraser? Yeah, that sounds good, hell, that
sounds damn good. Even better, I'll make it a No Disqualification Match."
**Devastator nods in agreement with Gambino, and he looks very pleased
as he slams his fist into the palm of his hand**
Gambino: "Power G's gonna get what's coming
to him too. I'm gonna book myself in a No Disqualification match tonight,
against Power G."
**Gambino slams his fist into the wall and leaves an imprint of his hand
as the cameras fade out**
Stanyer: Gambino and Power G tonight!!! And
Eraser v Devastator!!
***The Sharp Shooters are walking through the halls, when Tedison catches
up with them.***
Tedison: "Scotty! Chris! May I have a word
with you?"
Scotty Sharp: "Well, I guess so. What would
you like to discuss with us?"
Tedison: "Well, tonight you guys are making
your debut here in the PWF. I wanted to know what you guys think of the
PWF so far and what your thoughts are on tonight's matchup between you
two and the True Age Outlaws."
Chris Sharp: "First of all, the PWF so far
is great!" *Huge Pop From Crowd* "I mean, this is definately one of the
greatest feds of all time! But it will only get better now that we are
here!"
Scotty Sharp: "Yeah! I love it here, so far.
I just hope that we will get some good competition."
Tedison: "Well, we may see some good competition
here tonight. You face another team that is making a debut tonight. What
do you guys think about the True Age Outlaws."
Scotty Sharp: "Well, they mean pretty much
nothing to us, right now. But, sooner or later, we will think of them
as 'The First Victory For The Sharp Shooters On Their Way To PWF Dominance'.
***The Sharp Shooter begin to walk away as Tedison turns to the camera.***
Tedison: "Okay. It looks like the Sharp Shooters
are ready for action here tonight!"
Stanyer: Well it is now time for their match.
Sharp Shooters v True Age Outlaws
Chris and Scott both come down to the ring together.
When they get in the ring they each stand on opposite turnbuckles and
pose for the crowd (sorta like the Hardyz). Then, they patiently await
their opponents.
James: Introducing
from Pittsburgh Pensylvanlia, at a combined weight of 431lbs, Chris and
Scotty Sharp, the Sharp Shooters.
The True Age Outlaws music hits and they
walks down to the ring after posing for the fans.
James: Introducing
from Richmond, Virginia, at a combined weight of 524lbs, Black Ass and
Crossbone, the True Age Outlaws.
**Black Ass and Crossbone spear both of the Sharpshooters and
the bell rings and the match is under way.**
Report: After the two True Age Outlaws spear
Sharpshooters they hammer into Scotty and Chris with right hands, but
Scotty and Chris rolls over Crossbone and Black Ass and start to hammer
the True Age Outlaws with right hands. Sharpshooters then climbs off the
True Age Outlaws and Scotty is sent out of the ring by the referee. Crossbone
rolls out of the ring leaving Black Ass and Chris. Chris ties up with
Black Ass and they tussle it out until Black Ass manages to push Chris
into his corner where Crossbone clubs Chris across the back with a forearm.
Black Ass then delivers two stiff body shots putting Chris in the corner
then tags in Crossbone. Black Ass walks across and sticks two fingers
up at Scotty, prompting him to climb in the ring and try and fight, but
the referee stops him, meanwhile the True Age Outlaws happily stomp away
at Chris, then Crossbone starts to choke Chris with his boot as the referee
turns around. The referee remonstrates with Crossbone, and eventually
he releases the choke hold.
Dawg: What does the ref think he is doing?
Crossbone picks up Chris and delivers a Vertical Suplex. He then picks
up Chris and holds him in a headlock. He tags in Black Ass who climbs
in and kicks Chris in the gut. Black Ass then whips Chris to the ropes.
Black Ass then delivers a Powerslam. Black Ass covers. 1..........................2..........................Chris
kicks out. Black Ass picks up Chris and takes him to his corner and tags
in Crossbone. They both whip Chris to the ropes and then deliver a Double
Spinebuster. Crossbone covers as Black Ass leaves the ring. 1................................2......................................Scotty
makes the save, but the ref forces him out of the ring straight away.
Crossbone picks up Chris and tosses him outside. Crossbone then sticks
two fingers up to Scotty. Scotty climbs in and goes for Crossbone, but
the referee has to restrain him. Meanwhile Black Ass delivers two body
shots to Chris on the outside and then delivers a brutal chair shot. Black
Ass then rolls Chris back into the ring. Crossbone covers. 1..................................2..............................Scotty
just makes the save. Black Ass comes in and gets a forearm in on Scotty
catching him by surprise and Scotty rolls out of the ring. The ref forces
Black Ass out of the ring. Crossbone picks up Chris and takes him over
to Black Ass and tags Black Ass in. Black Ass and Crossbone both take
Chris to the middle of the ring and set him up for a double suplex. But
Chris manages to counter and manages to deliver a Double DDT. All three
men stay down as Scotty desperately reaches for a tag. Chris manages to
climb over and tags in Scotty to the cheers of the crowd. Black Ass and
Crossbone have just made it to their feet. Scotty charges in and clothesline
Black Ass down, then clotheslines down Crossbone. Scotty then delivers
right hands to Black Ass before a big right puts Black Ass down. Scotty
then whips Crossbone to the ropes and then uses Crossbones momentum to
toss Crossbone over the top rope Chris goes to Crossbone and starts fighting
with him. Scotty then turns around to kick Black Ass in the gut and deliver
a DDT and a cover. 1..............................2........................................Black
Ass kicks out.
Stanyer: Scotty is on fire now.
Scotty picks up Black Ass and delivers a Belly to Back Suplex. Scotty
then climbs to top rope and looks for a high risk move. But Crossbone
manages to whip Chris into the steps then climbs to the apron and pushes
Scotty off the top rope sending him crashing to the floor. Scotty staggers
to his feet and gets kicked in the gut and is set up for the Scissors
Kick. Black Ass delivers it and covers Scotty. 1................................2........................................3!!!
True Age Outlaws d. The Sharpshooters
10:51 Pinfall
Stanyer: The True Age Outlaws pick
up an excellent win on their debut.
** Big Poppa is pacing around his locker room as the camera crew and Ted
“Trolley” Tedison barge in.**
Big Poppa: “What
in the.. Hey! You’re not Sabre! Where’s that Aussie-American Milk lover?
WHERE?”
Ted
Tedison: “I dunno.”
Big Poppa: “DAMMIT
TED! I ASKED YOU A SIMPLE QUESTION AND YOU GIVE ME A CRAPHORSE ANSWER!”
Ted
Tedison: “But I..”
Big Poppa: “No
buts Ted, you screwed up. Jesus. I brought you into this sport. I gave
you fame. I whooped your ass all over that locker room, and this is how
you repay me? YOU SCREW WITH ME? Man, that is NOT nice. I can’t believe
YOU, my favorite pal, would pull this trick on me.”
Ted
Tedison: “Poppa, I swear! I have no clue!
I wouldn’t fack with you! I know better! Don’t hurt me! Please don’t!”
Big Poppa: “Wait
a flipping tick, are you a commie?”
Ted
Tedison: “Uh, I don’t think so.”
Big Poppa: “You
don’t THINK so, or you KNOW so?”
Ted
Tedison: “I know so! I know so!”
Big Poppa: “I
KNEW IT! YOU DAMN COMMIE! The American Milk hating Russians sent you…
Didn’t they? Those bastards… I can’t believe it. Ok Commie, its time to
punish you, the good old fashioned way.”
**Big Poppa starts barking commands at Tedison, telling him to do things
like “Clean the toilet,” and “Organize the Mini-fridge.” After Tedison
has finished Poppa’s chores, Big Poppa picks up a handy stick. He examines
it, and then tells Tedison to bend over. Right before Poppa can get a
swing in, Sabre enters. Ted takes this opportunity to get up.**
Sabre: “Good god man!”
Big Poppa: “SABRE!
You’re here! I thought the commies got you! I found out who’s been sending
you all those ‘Commies gonna get you’ emails!”
Sabre: “What?”
Big Poppa: “That’s
right. IT WAS HIM- Tedison! He’s a commie loving jackass. I’m just about
to… Hey, GET BACK HERE COMMIE! I’m not done with ya yet.”
Sabre: “Poppa. Calm down. If he was a commie,
he’d have contacts on.”
Big Poppa: “You’re
right Sabre, you’re right. Man, I almost made a HUGE mistake. But then
that doesn’t explain why he’s here.”
Ted
Tedison: “Well, I’m here to talk about
tonight’s match.”
Big Poppa: “Ha!
Got ‘cha Trolley old pal. You are soooooo easy.”
Ted
Tedison: “Huh?”
Sabre: “You were right Poppa, I can’t believe
it. Wow, ok. Anyway, what do you want to know exactly?”
Ted
Tedison: “Umm… I’m not exactly sure.
Give me a few minutes.”
**Show cuts to commercial**
{Commerical Break}
Announcer- SPRITE! The best stuff on Earth!!!
**The camera flashes a shot of General Leo of the PWF drinking Sprite.**
Announcer- The...
**The camera cuts to a shot of the MOW E's Phreak, drinking down some
Sprite.**
Announcer- best...
**The next MOW Sanitarium Champion, Heelmaster, is seen, drinking Sprite.**
Announcer- stuff...
**The triple crown champion of the UAW, Bates Masterson, is guzzling down
a Sprite.**
Announcer- on...
**Cleveland, Ohio's own Heavy Metal guru, Matt Wilkins is shown tossing
a can of Sprite in the air and drinking all of the contents of the can
before catching it.**
Announcer- EARTH!!!
**The camera focuses on Nightshade completely downing a 20 oz. Sprite
right before the camera! All six men are shown finishing off their respective
Sprite. They then give a simultaneous thumbs up.**
Nightshade- Drink Sprite, because I said so!
**The camera cuts out.**
{End Commercial}
- The cameras cut to Big Poppas locker room, where Tedison patiently waits,
wishing he hadn't asked what Sabre and Poppas thoughts on their up-coming
tag match were. He sits nervously in a small chair twiddling his thumbs,
while Sabre and Poppa rummage around, or 'setting up their diorama/game
plan' as they called it. Finally, the two superstars drop an empty pizza
box on the table in front of Ted, with tiny turnbuckles punctered onto
the top of the lid. -
Sabre: 'Okay, Ted. Here's the deal. See these
two pineapple pieces? That's the Russians. This bit of bacon here is yours
truly, while this slice of green capsicum is Poppa...'
Poppa: 'I don't want to be a piece of green
capsicum.'
Sabre: 'Uhhh... okay. Well then, go find
something that you think would signify you best.'
Poppa: 'Hmmm... here we go!'
Poppa grabs a piece of red capsicum, and places it on the pizza box.
Sabre: 'Anywayz, here's the game plan, Ted...'
Poppa begins prodding Sabre in the back, a cross look on his face...
Sabre: 'Oh... props to Poppa, for making
these little turnbuckles. Well, as you can see, Red Capsicum/Poppa here
is smacking the monkey brains out of BOTH pieces of pineapple/Russians,
here, while I stand in the corner here and do my nails.
'
Poppa: 'Cool, huh!'
Ted lifts the mic to his lips, all the while, staring at the abomination
of a pizza box...
Ted: 'Have you boys actually thought about
tactics at all? Studied your competition? ... have you even figured out
who should be tagged in first???'
Both Sabre and Poppa stare at Ted blankly before Poppa opens his mouth...
Poppa: 'Ummm... perhaps you didn't understand
the first time. I'll run it by you again. Here I am, kicking Commie tail,
and there's Sabre at the turnbuckle, making us both Tequilas....'
Ted: 'That isn't a game plan! That isn't
even a basic plan of attack! The Russians are out there, primed and ready,
and from the looks of things, the only thing you two have done is eat
pizza!'
Poppa: 'I built the turnbuckles!'
Sabre: 'Ted has a point... that piece of
pineapple is bigger than the other pieces. We could be in trouble.'
Poppa: 'True. But on the other hand, they
ARE Russian. And I AM Big Poppa.'
Sabre: 'You have a valid point, there. Well
Ted, are you done picking our brains?'
Ted: '...... '
Sabre: 'Great. Well, if you excuse us, we
have a heap of training and preparation to do before our match, so if
you'll excuse us...'
- Sabre and Poppa then sit themselves in front of the television, while
Ted and the camera crew decide they're expected to show themselves out...
-
Stanyer: (laughing furiously) Dammit, those
two should be banned from arenas, they are just tooooo funny.
Dawg: Are we talking about the same two people
here?
** Du Hast by Rammstein kicks in and the lights dim as The Russians emerge
from the back, there usual blue and red strobe lights have been replaced
by a constant bright green light which floods the area surrounding them.
Wowbowski tugs at his gWo hockey jersey as Cossak walks over to the fans
and starts to mouth them off. They get down to ringside and each grab
a mic from a stagehand, then slide into the ring **
Wowbowski:- Zatknis! you pathetic americanski's
!!!
( the crowd erupts into a sea of boo's )
Wowbowski:- It seem to me, like vone of your
"hero" has problem vith us Vrussians. Comrade Big Poppa seem to think
that ve no like american milk. But to tell truth, ve don't hate american
milk, Ve detest american milk. It as pathetic as rest of americanski's
( Another eruption off boo's )
Cossak:- And his friend, Sabre, vants to
help mr. funny pant. Vhy? Ve tink ve know
Wowbowski:- Da. these two are, vait for it.
pause
Wowbowski:- Jealous
Cossak:- Da.
Wowbowski:- Because They know Ve much better
then dem, Ve from Vrussia of course! Only person from here that ve tink
is cool, is the gWo's very own Travis Right.
** Wowbowski once again pull on his jersey, to show to the crowd the logo
of the gWo, getting yet another session of boo's **
Cossak:- Ve not communist by way, the motherland
now Demat.....demotra....
Wowbowski:- Democratic.
Cossak:- Da, so ve say to Mr. USA, and Mr.inbred
jailbait from Australia, to get down to vring and fight right now!
Wowbowski:- Ve vaitingk......
**The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down
in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron,
and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized
version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up**
James: "Coming
to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 515lbs, Big Poppa and
The Sabre *Crowd cheer loudly*
**The audience goes mad as Big Poppa and
Sabre emerge through the Havoc curtains. They do a air-guitar taunt to
the tune of the song, and they Big Poppa dances down to the ring as Sabre
walks down hi-fi-ing all the fans**
Sabre & Poppa v The Russians
Report: Sabre and Wowbowski start out, they
tie up, Wowbowski takes Sabre into a headlock, Sabre pushes Wowbowski
into the ropes and pushes him off, Wowbowski comes back off with a shoulder
block which puts Sabre down. Wowbowski bounces off the ropes again and
goes for an elbow drop, but Sabre moves out of the way, Sabre tries a
Leg drop, but Wowbowski moves. Wowbowski throws Sabre to the ropes, Wowbowski
goes for a hiptoss, Sabre lands on his feet, kicks Wowbowski in the gut,
puts his leg over his head, Wowbowski flips him over, Sabre grabs Wowbowski
in a waistlock, Wowbowski counters with elbows to the face and then reverses
the waistlock, Wowbowski then lifts Sabre up into a German Suplex, but
Sabre counters with a Victory Roll, 1........................2.......Wowbowski
kicks out. The two roll off and come to a face off. Wowbowski then tags
Cossak, Sabre does the same to Poppa.
Stanyer: Wonderful wrestling from these two
teams.
Dawg: The question on everyone's minds is
will Poppa dance, or wrestle?
Poppa and Cossak tie up, Cossak takes Poppa into a headlock, Poppa pushes
him off, Poppa hits a back body drop, Cossak rolls up and goes for a clothesline,
Poppa ducks it and then starts to moonwalk backwards to the delight of
the crowd.
Dawg: You see what I mean?
Cossak looks angry and charges at Poppa who sidesteps him and uses his
momentum to toss him out of the ring. Poppa then tags Sabre who climbs
to the top rope.
Stanyer: Here we go, Hurricanranna from the
top rope to the outside, unbelievable agility from The Sabre. What an
ovation from the crowd for that move.
Poppa applauds The Sabre as he tosses Cossak back into the ring. Sabre
climbs to the apron and springs to the top rope spins around and then
flies off with a Moonsault onto Cossak, Sabre hooks a leg. 1........................2............................Wowbowski
breaks up the pin attempt.
Stanyer: This Sabre is just so agile.
Sabre climbs to the second turnbuckle as Cossak makes his way to his feet.
Sabre flies off with a missile dropkick taking Cossak down, Sabre rolls
up and stands there arms out taking in the applause of the crowd, but
he is too close to the Russians corner and Wowbowski grabs Sabre by the
head and slams him down to the mat. Cossak manages to crawl over to Wowbowski
and tag him in. Wowbowski then starts to stomp away at Sabre as the crowd
start to boo him. Wowbowski ignores the boos and picks up Sabre. Wowbowski
hooks up Sabre in a Full Nelson Slam. Wowbowski covers. 1................................2........................Sabre
just kicks out.
Dawg: The tide has turned in this match now.
The Russians have taken control.
Wowbowski picks up Sabre and tags in Cossak, The two then whip Sabre to
the ropes and then lift him up and hit a devastating Flapjack. Cossak
hooks a leg as Wowbowski leaves. 1..............................2.............................Poppa
makes the save. Cossak moves like lightning to floor Poppa with a forearm
which sends Poppa down and rolling out of the ring. Cossak picks up Sabre
and hits a big vertical suplex. Cossak then drops a knee to the gut of
Sabre and then climbs to the second turnbuckle and flies off with an elbow
to the face of Sabre. Lateral Press. 1...........................2.........................Sabre
just kicks out.
Stanyer: Cossak makes the tag to Wowbowski
as the Russians have taken a firm control of Sabre and Big Poppa in this
match.
Dawg: And I can't see it changing anytime
soon.
Cossak holds Sabre in a headlock and Wowbowski kicks him hard in the gut.
Wowbowski then puts his head between his legs and lifts him up and hits
a devastating piledriver.
Stanyer: That has to do it. Wowbowski hooks
the leg. 1.............................2.........................Big Poppa
just makes the save.
Dawg: The Russians are getting frustrated
now they can't get the pinfall.
Wowbowski whips Sabre to the ropes and grabs him around the waist and
throws him overhead with a Belly to Belly Suplex, amazingly Sabre lands
on his feet, Wowbowski turns around and looks totally shocked as Sabre
takes him down with a Superkick and then collapses to the floor himself.
Stanyer: How the hell did Sabre land on his
feet? I've never seen agility like that in my life.
Dawg: Both men desperately need to make a
tag.
Sabre and Wowbowski crawl to their corners slowly and make tags at the
same time, Poppa comes in like a house on fire, he hammers Cossak with
a big right hand, then he clotheslines Wowbowski down, then he clotheslines
Cossak down. Poppa then whips Wowbowski to the ropes and runs and hits
a running swinging DDT. Poppa then grabs Cossak and hits a devastating
Death Valley Driver. Poppa hooks a leg. 1...........................2..........................Wowbowski
makes the save with a diving double axe handle to the back. Sabre is back
in and hits a flipping leg drop to Wowbowski. Poppa picks up Cossak and
hits a Short arm clothesline, Cossak rolls out of the ring to try and
get a breather.
Stanyer: Wait, look in the crowd, it's HAVOK!!!
and CRUSADER!!!!
Crusader and Havok jump the barrier, Crusader stands behind Cossak and
Havok stands set for his kick on the other. In the ring Sabre and Poppa
deliver a Double Arm Drag to Wowbowski. Cossak slowly gets to his feet,
he turns to see Havok who hits the Devastation Kick, Crusader catches
him to stop him going down and rolls him back into the ring as the referee
was attending to Wowbowski. Sabre climbs to the top rope and hits a Stunning
Senton Bomb, Poppa makes the cover. The referee turns around and slides
across to make the count. 1........................2...............................3!!!!!!!
Sabre & Poppa d. The Russians
12:36 Pinfall
Stanyer: Big Poppa and Sabre pick
up their first Tag Team victory over the Russians.
Dawg: And next time they will get their asses
kicked.
**"The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson hits through the arena and Devastator
comes out and walks to the ring. Devastator climbs the turnbuckle and
raises his hands in the air why the crowd cheer. He then grabs a mic**
Devastator-I would like to thank Gambino for booking the hardcore match
againest Eraser earlier. Also I know everyone has been wondering who the
masked man is. You say "Is it Destroyer" or "Destroyer couldn't be the
masked man, he has a broken neck". Well tonight, I am going to clear it
up as to who it is.**Crowd Cheer**Let me introduce you to my friend...
**"The Fight Song" hits again and out walks a tall man with a mask on
he walks to the ring and stands beside Devastator**
Stanyer: I guess it's time to find out who
the man at the end of last weeks show is.
**The Man takes the mask off**
Devastator: -Let me introduce you to my friend
and NEW Ruff Ryder tag partner.... DOMINATOR!!!!!!
Dawg: Who?
Dominator:-Thank you Devastator, I know no
one here knows who I am, but I am going to make a name for myself. Devastator
and I are going to rock the PWF Tag Division of the PWF. Oh yeah and Destroyer
this is for you man!
Devastator:- Eraser, See ya in the ring!
Dominator:- And LOD See ya in the ring later!!!!
**"The Fight Song" by Marliyn Manson hits again and The NEW Ruff Ryders
walk out of the ring and up the ramp**
{Commerical Break}
**Big Poppa is shown at a disco like dance party, and he's doing a few
dance moves. He whips some sweat of his head and notices that everyone
around him is having some milk. He swallows his sweat and begins to get
delusional. The music starts to fade out as he sees a giant milk carton
saying, "Drink Me." He rubs his eyes and it's gone, so begins to walk
from the dance floor.**
Girl 1: Big Poppa, don't leave! I want you to show me your moves.
Big Poppa: Yeah,
whatever.. I'm going to get something to drink. I'm really thirsty for
some reason.
**Big Poppa walks to the bar, and sits down. He winks at the ladies sitting
about five seats down.**
Bartender: What'll it be?
Big Poppa: Make
it a moo-juice, and hold the ice. I'm feeling a little "exotic" tonight
so make it two-percent'er.
Bartender: I'll see what I can do.
**Big Poppa checks his pocket, and finds an oddly large box of pretzels.
They look old, but he shrugs and starts eating them by the handful. The
bartender comes back**
Big Poppa: *With
a mouth full of Pretzels* Where is my milk?
Bartender: Oh, I thought you knew… About 1 minute ago we officially stopped
serving everything but Dish Water.
**The Bartender puts a large glass of Dish Water in front of Big Poppa,
and Big Pappa starts spitting the pretzels out. Big Poppa gives the camera
a mean stare as the announcer says**
Got Milk Guy: Got Milk?
{End Commercial}
No Disqualification Match
Eraser v Devastator
**"The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson hits as Devastator
walks out onto the rampway. He raises both arms in the air with clenched
fists. He then walks down to the ring, he climbs in over the top rope.
He walks to the far turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope before raising
two clenched fists again.**
James: Introducing
from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 350lbs, Devastator
**It starts off when "I am" by Eminem starts
off low and on the Tron you see flashing pictures of the Triple Hell in
a Cell match, all of a studden the music blasts through the speakers and
the dim. Eraser comes through the back and stands at the top of the ramp
and looks around for 15 sec and then at a certain part of the music he
raises both his arms in the air as Pyros go off all around and all up
and down the ramp, Eraser walks slowly and powerfully down to the ring
and grabs the top rope and climbs over he goes to the middle of the ring
and at the same part of the song again he raises his right arm over his
head and at each ring post a shot of pyros go off. Then he walks over
to his corner and poses one more time as his music stops.**
James: Introducing
from Tampa Bay, Florida, weighing 289lbs, The Icon of the PWF, Eraser.
*Crowd boos loudly*
Report: The two big men circle each
other, they tie up, they aggressively try to gain the advantage over each
other, but neither man can get the advantage, so they break the hold.
Both men then immediately tie up again, they both aggressively try to
get an advantage, and eventually Devastator manages to take Eraser into
a headlock, Devastator applies a bit more pressure on the headlock before
Eraser pushes him off into the ropes. Devastator comes back and tries
a clothesline, but Eraser ducks and then charges into Devastator and clotheslines
him over the top rope, Devastator lands on his feet. Eraser then follows
Devastator to the outside. Devastator kicks Eraser in the gut, and then
goes to slam Eraser's head into the steps, but Eraser blocks it and slams
Devastator's head into the steps. Eraser then knees Devastator in the
gut. Then walks away before hitting a running knee hit knocking Devastator
down. Eraser then picks up a chair. He waits for Devastator to get back
up then goes for a big shot to the head, but Devastator springs to life
and takes Eraser down with a boot to the face of Eraser.
Stanyer: This is getting brutal now, these
two are really taking it to each other now.
Devastator then picks up Eraser and rolls him into the ring. Devastator
climbs in after him as Eraser climbs to his feet. Devastator goozles Eraser
and sets him up for Total Devastation, but Eraser counters with a Low
Blow. Eraser then delivers a DDT. Eraser covers. 1....................2.....................Devastator
kicks out. Devastator rises to his feet. Eraser whips him to the ropes,
but Devastator reverses it and drags Eraser towards him and goozles him,
and this time Devastator delivers Total Devastation. Cover. 1....................2.......................Eraser
gets his left shoulder up.
Stanyer: Devastator is taking Eraser apart.
Devastator picks up Eraser who again connects with a low blow on his way
up. Eraser then hammers Devastator with two big right hands. Eraser pushes
Devastator into the ropes and whips him to the other side, Devastator
reverses it, Eraser ducks the clothesline and comes off the other side
with massive Spear. Lateral Press. 1................................2...........................Devastator
kicks out at the last second. Eraser pounds the mat in frustration. Eraser
mounts Devastator and hammers him with right hands. Devastator then suddenly
rolls Eraser over and hammers him with right hands to the massive cheers
of the crowd. Eraser then pushes Devastator off him and they both get
to their feet.
Stanyer: These two are really taking it to
each other
Eraser goes for a big right hand, but Devastator blocks it and goes for
a short arm clothesline, but Eraser ducks and Devastator clocks the referee,
Devastator turns around into a kick to the gut and then Eraser delivers
a Belly to Belly Slam. Eraser hooks the leg.
Dawg: Get up you stupid referee.
**Suddenly there is a massive cheer from the crowd, the camera pans to
the entrance way**
Stanyer: WAIT!!! It's the Commissioner!!!!
Gambino comes running down the aisle and slides into the ring. Eraser
gets up to meet him but is met with a volley of right hands to the face.
Gambino then kicks Eraser low and delivers the Gambino Facebuster. Gambino
slides out of the ring, Devastator manages to cover Eraser just as the
referee awakes. 1.....................2.........................3!!!!!
Devastator d. Eraser
7:30 Pinfall
Stanyer: Devastator has beaten Eraser
with the help of Commissioner Gambino.
Dawg: What the hell is the commissioner doing
interfering in matches. There will be hell to pay after this one.
**Camera cuts to the parking lot**
*Rampage arrives at the arena and is met by a David Diamond*
Diamond: Your late, and your not in your
gear. Your up next.
Rampage: What? I don't have a match tonight,
I take on Silas on the next show.
*The staff member glances over a clipboard he is holding.*
Diamond: No, I'm sorry. Your set up for a
match with Renegade and Dirk Danger.
Rampage: What!
Diamond: Didn't you recieve word of the match...
*Rampage looks very angry and starts to charge towards Johnny Mayhem sending
him off running. He chooses not to chace the man down and storms off towards
his locker room a a very foul mood.*
Dawg: Looks like someone forgot to tell Rampage
about his match
**The camera cuts to the back where Dirk Danger is getting ready for his
match. Dirk just finishes putting on his attire as Johnny Mayhem walks
in.**
Mayhem:- I'd like to get your thoughts on
tonights match.
Dirk:- Alright, shoot.
Mayhem:- Do you think you have a better chance
against the newer wrestler, Rampage?
Dirk:- Well I always look at it like this...Any
wrestler, new or experienced, has the talent to beat any wrestler at any
time. I may be more experience than Rampage, but I'm sure he's got the
talent also. And don't forget about Renegade, he's no rookie.
Mayhem:- True...
Dirk:- I also have him to contend with in
the match. It's gonna be one hell of a match, it's my first true test
here in the PWF.
Mayhem:- What was that confrontation with
Renegade all about?
Dirk:- Oh that...that was just Renegade making
a big deal of nothing. I don't take something like that seriously one
bit. He might, but I don't care.
**Johnny Mayhem turns to the camera**
Mayhem:- Well that was Dirk Danger's thoughts
on Renegade and Rampage. Triple threat action...next!
**The camera fades to a comercial break**
{Commerical Break}
**"Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft plays as we see Power G training, still
holding his microphone. Power G is practising his chops.**
McCoy: Forget T-Shirts, forget Baseball Caps,
there is only one piece of merchandise you want to get for your kids.
Your very own Power G chopping board. Practice your chops, and one day
you could chop as well as Power G.
**Power G is seen chopping at a solid wood board emblazened with a picture
of Power G with The Real McCoy in the background. Camera fades.**
{End Commercial}
{Theros appears in the hallway. He skips along as he hums a broken rhythm
to an unknown, and probably self-created, song. Theros stops as he sees
the camera and freezes. He remains this way for a long time, until finally
he starts to giggle. The giggles turn into a chuckle, and from there it
grows into a titanic laugh as he throws his head back and bellows, using
the wall to hold himself upright. Theros smiles as he stops laughing and
continues to walk}
Theros: "Xuway..... Zanchuway..... Throughway....."
{Theros walks around the corner and Andy Clegg walks by. But as Clegg
get's just past Theros the maniacal left arm shoots out and grabs Clegg
by the throat. Andy is caught totally by surprise and swats at the arm
trying to dislodge it...}
Theros: "The spirits of the metal call to
me, and me to them. Chew... you enjoy the pain? You like the songs of
hurt? The music is silent. Your belt is cold. Stale.... stale like wood...."
{Theros's arm snaps straight and slams Andy's head against the wall. Andy
bounces back dazed. Theros continues to speak as his arm behaves completely
on it's own. The fist rears back and starts to pummel Andy.}
Theros: "Enjoy your cold, watch the seas.
The bird knows all, and I ate the bird. Hello, hello hello...."
{Theros smiles brightly and starts to leave. By this point Andy is badly
beaten and lays slumped against the wall. Theros's arm is pulled away
as the Madman walks, but it takes the chance to smash Andy Clegg over
the head once more as Theros leaves.}
Stanyer: Why did Theros just attack Andy
Clegg?
Dawg: No idea, but I doubt Andy Clegg will
be too pleased when he wakes up.
Stanyer: Well, anyway, it's time for our
match between Rampage, Dirk Danger and Renegade.
Rampage v Dirk Danger v Renegade
The arena dims as purple strobe lights flash on
the Ultra-tron. Suddenly, a purple explosion on the stage sends Renegade
blasting onto the ramp, with his bat in hand. He points with his bat to
the crowd to his left, then to the crowd to his right, then he slams it
against the metal ramp. He walks toughly to the ring, and slides in. He
climbs all four turnbuckles, raising his bat high in the air before climbing
down.
James: Introducing,
from Toronto, Canada, weighing 266lbs, Renegade
Danger by Mystikal hits, and green and white
lights flash on and off. A danger symbol and clips of the Danger Driver
are shown flashing on and off. Dirk steps out onto the ramp, he looks
around at the crowd who cheers loudly. He then comes out to the end of
the stage and flexes to the crowd. He continues down the ramp and steps
up onto the ring apron, where he steps through the ropes and walks over
and stands on the middle of the ropes and raises his arms in the air.
James: Introducing
from Chicago, Illnois, weighing 260lbs, "Double D" Dirk Danger.
The arena lights dim (not turn off) and
turn red. Welcome to the Jungle plays and two large explosions go off
on either side of the stage. Rampage walks out and makes a v-line straight
to the ring hardly looking at the fans. Sometimes he runs straight out
as soon as the lights dim and attacks.
James: Introducing
from Hamilton, Onatario, weighing 253lbs, Rampage.
Report: Rampage and Renagade tie
up. Rampage takes Renagade into an armbar, Dirk then takes advantage and
clubs Rampage across the back, Renagade then follows it up with a couple
of right hands, the two then hammer Rampage with right hands and Dirk
grabs Rampage and tosses him over the top rope. Immediately Renegade rolls
up Dirk from behind. 1............................Dirk kicks out. Dirk
rolls up and Renagade takes him down with a reverse elbow as Dirk charges
in. Dirk is helped up by Renegade who delivers a Back Drop to Dirk and
then covers. 1.............................2............................Dirk
kicks out. Rampage is back in the ring and he clubs Renegade across the
back and then hits a few stomps to the back. Renagade gets to his feet
and is whipped to the ropes. Rampage whips him over with a viscious Powerslam.
Dirk then grabs Rampage and hits a German Suplex with a bridge. 1.......................2........................Rampage
kicks out.
Stanyer: Close call for Rampage there.
Dirk gets back up and ducks a clothesline by Renegade and goes behind
him and hooks him up for a Dragon Suplex. 1.............................2............................3!!!!!!
Stanyer: Renegade has been eliminated after
4 minutes.
Dawg: Now it is down to Rampage and Dirk
Danger.
Ramapage gets to his feet and takes a couple of rights from Dirk Danger.
Danger then kicks him in the gut and hooks him up for the Danger Driver,
but Rampage counters with a back body drop. Dirk rolls up and Rampage
catches him totally by surprise with a massive Spear.
Stanyer: My god Rampage nearly gored Dirk
Danger out of his boots. This one is over.
Rampage picks up the groggy Dirk Danger and hits the Head & Arm Suplex.
Lateral Press. 1..........................2...........................3!!
Rampage d. Dirk Danger & Renegade
8:55 Pinfall
**We cut immediately to the backstage area where we see Andy Clegg
looking none too happy charging straight into the commissioner's office
without knocking. The door slams shut as we cut back to the arena.**
Stanyer: Andy Clegg did not look happy at
all
**Call to the Ktulu hits the PA system and the fans erupt. Alexander and
Kull walk out to With the World Tag Straps. They slide into the ring Kull
jumps on the Turnbuckle and Alexander the ropes and HBK type fireworks
erupt behind them.**
Alexander:- Big Lou we meet tonight 1 on
1. Nothing but our skills to rely on no partners just us. Are you ready?
I am I've gone toe to toe with the former Heavyweight champion. Hell I'm
hear to tell ya that you wont make to our Title match because I will show
you what true gore, the horrors of war, is all about.
**Kull picks up the mic and is about to speak but is cut off by Big Lou.**
****Big Lou found in his locker room sitting in his black leather chair
in front of his 40inch screen television with a tape in his hand.****
Big Lou: Alexander???
What the hell kind of name is that!? Why not just Alex oh I see it still
sounds like a pansy name! Jesus that name explains everything now no wonder
your a tag team, your better being known as the gods of war with your
partner and that’s that!
(Big Lou adjust his suit while sitting)
Big Lou: Well
since I get the chance to brutally kick the severe shit out of you tonight
what also means if you leave the ring by a stretcher your fuckin injured
and what will lead to the hospital for you paralyzed from the neck down
for life! What will simply come as a easy victory for the tag titles!
I can picture it now Gods of Gore Vs. Kull for the tag team championship!!
(Big Lou takes his sunglasses off and tucks them in his suit pocket and
stares into the camera lens.)
Big Lou: Your
gonna be schooled by one of the most hardgore legends in wrestling and
you won't like one minute of it! Hey the damn match might not even last
a minute maybe just a few seconds while you begin to hemmoorgine in the
ring and you just finding out later that night while your in the hospital
that your paralyzed from the neck down! The first thing you think is that
you'll suffer for the rest of your life on that stretcher of yours 24-7
being sat up by your wife having to shave your face every morning while
you look in your bed room mirror seeing my own face laughing at you!!
(Big Lou then raises the tape in his hand towards the camera.)
Big Lou: Well
talking about your wife Alexander here a little something Mike told me
to pop in the VCR of mine before I leave. Oh and you the Camera man you
might want to zoom in on this and get this on the titantron so Alexander
and Kull can see this from the ring and especially the audience!
Big Lou: Gone!
****Big Lou then leaves his locker room leaving the camera man taping
whats being seen on his television set.****
Stanyer: What is on this video tape.
Dawg: Whatever it is, I'm sure it will be
entertaining.
***The crowd silences and Kull and Alexander are standing in the ring
with their arms crossed looking up at the titantron as the tape plays.*
*With a home video-like recording quality, Mad Mike is shown at the front
steps of a decent-looking house on what WAS some private property.*
Mad Mike: Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome
you to yet another edition of...MTV Cribs...hahahaha! *the sound of Big
Lou laughing makes it obvious who the camera operator is. The two enter
the house and walk around. Opera music is playing lightly in the background.*
MM: So Kull, Alexander, does this place look
familiar to you ladies?
*Alexander uncrosses his arms and clenches his fists*
MM: Ohhhhhh, so NOW you know where we are,
hahaha! I just gotta say, your house is the BOMB! Hahahaha!
*camera shakes heavily from Lou's laughing, the two men walk into the
dining room.*
MM: Ahhhh, your wife is quite the decorator
I see! Ooooo, is this a picture of her? ...Damn she's HOT! I'd like to
BANG that! Yeeehawww!! Hahaha! *more camera shaking* I'd like to give
her the Mad Spike! Again and again and again!
*Mike turns to his left and grabs an expensive vase from a shelf, Alexander
grabs the ropes tightly and says quietly to himself "Not the vase, please,
she would kill me if something happened to her grandmother's vase."*
MM: Ahh, nice piece we have here. *begins
to juggle it around, flipping it around, then grabs it like a baseball
bat and swings it at the wall! Alexander screams out "NOO!" Kull just
looks over at him with a raised eyebrow, surprised that his tag partner
could care for a stupid vase.*
*Mike stops the vase just inches from the wall and sets it back on the
shelf and starts to laugh hysterically. Alexander grabs his chest with
relief. Mike turns and exits the room. Lou follows with the camera focussed
on Mike, but as Lou turns the camera shakes as he bumps something........CRASH!
Lou knocked the vase over!*
Lou: Hahaha!! Oh my bad! I didn't even mean
to do that! Hahaha!
*Mike is heard laughing hard in the other room. Alexander drops his head
down to the ropes, shaking his head in disbelief. Back on the titantron
Mike is seen signalling to Big Lou, and Lou presses a button on a remote
control and suddenly "The Art of Shredding" by Pantera rips through the
house in blistering volume.*
MM: *Mike walks into the bedroom and stops
in the doorway and tunrs to face the camera.* Ok shit holes, no fucking
around anymore! Here's where our little documentary story takes a twist!
Now I know its a little early for chrismas lights, but its right on time
for some fireworks! Hahahaha! So come on in and see your early x-mas present!!!
*Alexander and Kull suddenly both realize that their wives were at the
house!!! They are both speechless, fearing the worst. Big Lou steps inside
the bedroom and turns to his right, revealing Kull's and Alexander's wives
tied with ropes and wearing dynamite from head-to-toe!!! The sounds of
two dogs barking echoes in the room, but these dogs will not save the
day, for they are hooked up with wires too!*
*Lou sets the camera down on a shelf with it pointed at the two women
and the dogs. He joins Mike in shifting some wires around, Mike speaks.*
MM: You see, Kull and Alex, sometimes its
good to have a nice motivational speech. But why bother when ACTIONS SPEAK
LOUDER THAN WORDS!!! Hahaha! I would say that I regret having to do this...BUT
I DON'T!!! HAAAAAHA!
*Lou hands Mike a switchboard and they both step outside the room, but
the camera is still filming the potential carnage!! Mike laughs and the
track on the CD player conveniently changes to another graceful Pantera
song of "Message In Blood." Mike is then heard saying, "10, 9, 8...aww
what the hell am I waiting for?!" Then all that is heard is a click...but
nothing happens. Just as Kull puts his arm around Alexander in relief,
THE BOMB DETONATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The camera falls to the floor from the
vibration of the explosion, and as the smoke clears, gorey carnage is
spilled all over the carpet.*
*Both men are silent in the ring. Laughing is heard, but nothing other
than that. The camera is picked up and is aimed all over the scorched
and blood-drenched floor, the crowd then becomes flooded with people gagging
and throwing up everywhere! But then, the camera lifts upward showing
the two wives still standing there with duct tape on their mouths and
the dynamite still on them. The Gods of War are beyond relief at this
point. Mike then comes back into the camera's view laughing. Pantera's
"Psycho Holiday" now echoes through the house.*
MM: HAHAHAAAA! Did you boys enjoy the show!!!
HAHAHA! As you can see, your precious little wifies are okay, unfortunately.
But its gonna take alot of super-glue to put your 2 favorite doggies back
together! Mwahahaha!!! I guess now we can just call your little dog sparky!
Hahahaha! *The Gods of Gore laugh outrageously.*
Lou: Ahhhh, now the only thing that would
make today perfect is some grub!
MM: Ya know Louie, I'd usually dis ya for
always being hungry, but this time you're right. What do ya think about
gettin' some HOT DOGS!!! HAHAHA! OR SOME 10-ALARM CHILI!!
*Both men laugh and leave the horrific scene, but not before Mike sets
the song "Cemetery Gates" to repeat infinitely on the CD player. Back
in the arena, the video stops and auto-rewinds. It begins to play once
again on the titantron but the feed is cut immediately when loud boos
fill the crowd, as they OBVIOUSLY DON'T want to see all that a second
time. The Gods of War are immensly shocked, too amazed to feel the relief
that their wives were still in one piece. Transmission finally ends as
Big Lou's music blasts through the arena.***
Stanyer: That was sick, totally sick, the
Gods of War are taking this feud personal, this is going to be one hell
of a match now.
Big Lou v Alexander
Report: Big Lou appears from the crowd and
jumps Alexander and hammers him with a forearm to the back. Big Lou backs
it up with right hands to the face, then an irish whip. Big Lou hammers
Alexander down with a reverse elbow. Big Lou then mounts Alexander and
hammers him with right hands. The referee has to drag Big Lou off Alexander,
Big Lou turns and stalks the referee into the corner. He turns around
and walks into forearms from Alexander, then Alexander hooks Big Lou up
and hits a Snap Suplex. Big Lou gets back up quickly and Alexander chops
him hard in the chest bringing a "whooo!!" from the crowd. Alexander whips
Big Lou to the ropes, but Lou reverses and follows in with a clothesline
which Alexander ducks and kicks Lou in the gut and hits a Double Arm Suplex.
Stanyer: Lovely move by Alexander.
Alexander rolls over into a lateral press. 1..........................2............Big
Lou kicks out. Alexander helps Big Lou up and whips him into the turnbuckle.
Big Lou bounces off and Alexander hits the Roman Kick. Alexander covers
again. 1...........................2......................Big Lou kicks
out. Alexander picks Big Lou up and delivers The Emporer's Hammer(Cannonball
Buster). He covers again. 1......................2.........................Big
Lou kicks out.
Stanyer: Alexander is getting frustrated
now, Big Lou has kicked out of three successive pin attempts.
Alexander picks up Big Lou again, this time he whips him to the ropes
and delivers a Spinebuster. Alexander then starts to ascend the turnbuckle.
Dawg: High Risk Move coming up, could be
a mistake by Alexander.
Alexander goes for a Big Elbow drop, but Big Lou rolls out of the way.
The two men slowly get to their feet, Alexander goes for a right hand,
but Big Lou blocks it and hammers Alexander with a big right hand. He
backs it up with two more and then kicks Alexander in the gut and then
drives the knee upwards into the face of Alexander. Big Lou picks up Alexander
and whips him into the ropes, Alexander comes off with a clothesline but
Big Lou ducks it and Alexander comes off the other side and Big Lou drives
Alexander to the mat with a Powerslam. Big Lou covers. 1.......................2........................Alexander
gets his left shoulder up. Big Lou signals that it's over and puts Alexander's
head between his legs. He lifts up Alexander for the Powerbomb, but Alexander
gets in a couple of right hands to Big Lou and then hits a hurricanranna.
Big Lou rolls up and goes for a clothesline but Alexander ducks it and
Big Lou nearly knocks the referee down, Big Lou turns around and Alexander
lifts him up for the Fall of Rome, but Lou drops down behind him and hits
a Low Blow which the referee misses. Big Lou then spins Alexander around
and puts his head between his legs and delivers the Mafia Bomb. Lateral
Press. 1.......................2...........................3.
Big Lou d. Alexander
6:36 Pinfall
Stanyer: Alexander and the Gods of
War will have to wait until another time to get their revenge on the Gods
of Gore. I think Alexander was too worried about his wife to concentrate
on this match.
**The camera cuts backstage again to the commissioners office, we see
Clegg walk out, Johnny Mayhem comes up to him**
Mayhem: "What did you have to discuss with
the commissioner Andy?"
Clegg: "I want a piece of Theros tonight,
and not only do I have that, I get a shot to win back MY Hardcore title.
Now Back the F**k up, I've got a match to go to.
Dawg: Looks like Clegg mustered his way into
a title match.
**Xuway is sitting on his throne backstage with his hardcore belt around
his waist and his self-acclaimed hardcore crown. His slaves tell him what
Gambino has planned for him tonight**
Xuway:-This is really something. I got to
fight someone who belongs in a nut house and I got to fight that pest
Clegg again. Well, I will be honest I am not really prepared for this.
Theros may be the most dangerous man in the PWF. Those who are not afraid
of pain are quite rare. Those who actually enjoy it are just plain sick.
But Theros make no bones about it. When I grab you and whip you in the
TB and apply the Great Immobilizer it wont matter how much you like the
pain. I will render your arms useless. See thats the brilliance of all
my moves. Thats the difference between me and you. I have a logical style
where you have none. You are going to learn how a true hardcore champion
defends his belt.
**Xuway takes the belt from around his waist and puts its on his shoulder**
Xuway:- Now Clegg, don't get in my way. I
got way too many things going on to deal with the likes of you. Cross
my path and you will have hell to pay.
**Xuway now returns the belt to around his waist. He adjusts the thorned
crown which opens a little gash on his forehead. Blood tickles down his
face**
Xuway:- Now Gumbino, I see you are already
making bad decisions. You are not the brightest banana in the bunch are
you? It seems that you want to try and stack the deck against me. Be it
consious or unconsious you have to let things go in its natural course.
You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher.
**Xuway again grabs his belt off his waist. He holds it up the camera**
Xuway:- This is staying with me. Gumbino,
I am here to start the hardcore dynasty. The people in China want to see
a brutal match of their champion fight the PWF's best. To truly appreciate
one wrestlers skill over another you must wrestle in one-on-one matches.
Don't ever degrade my matches again or you will have the TAFKAG to answer
to.
**Xuway puts the belt back around his waist. Camera fades**
{Commerical Break}
Voice: Coming soon to PWF Shopzone, PWF The Music, Volume I. Featuring
quality tracks by Godsmack, Limp Bizkit and Metallica. Listen to your
favourite PWF's superstars music whenever you want.
{End Commercial}
**"Darling Violetta" plays as Andy Clegg walks out
carrying his trusty baseball bat and stands and looks around as if expecting
something to kick off. He runs to the ring and begins to stare at a few
members of the crowd.**
James: Introducing,
from Parts Unknown, weighing 234lbs, Andy Clegg.
![](https://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/thepwf2001/Images/Hardcore.gif)
Andy Clegg v Xuway v Theros
**Suddenly wild laughter echoes through the arena,
the lights flashing purple and red. Theros appears on stage, his hands
on his hips as he laughs. After several moments the laughs die off, and
Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' hits. Theros stalks down towards the ring, a confident
smirk on his face as the music continues to boom. Theros rolls into the
ring and starts laughing again. The music then shatters into another chorus
of wild laughter.**
James: Introducing
from Syracuse, New York, weighing 282lbs. Theros Macalvia
**Xuway sits in a chair which is carried
by his loyal slaves. Once in the ring, Xuway meditates in dance. Then
the dance gets aggresive almost if he is fighting a ghost. When done his
eyes roll up in the back of his head. He goes to his corner and waits.
The Ultra-tron just has some ninja camp with a bunch of ninja fighting**
James: Introducing
from The Orient, weighing 392lbs, Xuway Zanchu.*Crowd boos*
Report: Clegg rolls out of the ring
as Theros circles Xuway. Theros hits his left arm and then goes for a
right hand on the big man. It has little effect. Theros hits another couple
of right hands. They have little effect as well. Theros's left hand hits
himself in the face as though it is telling him off. Then Clegg smashes
a Kendo Stick over the back of Xuway's head. Clegg then starts to beat
on Xuway with the Stick. Theros kicks Clegg in the gut and then delivers
a DDT. Theros then rummages through the items that Clegg had put in the
ring. Theros picks up a Fire Extinguisher, but hit gets kicked back in
his face by Xuway who has just got back up and does not look happy. Xuway
picks up a pair of nunchuks and starts to demonstrate his skills with
them. Clegg gets to his feet and Xuway smashes the nunchuks in the face
of Clegg. Xuway drops down for the cover. 1............................2......................Clegg
kicks out. Xuway immediately locks in a Cross Armbreaker on Clegg and
starts to rip away at the arm.
Stanyer: Xuway trying to work on the arm
of Clegg, not the strategy you normally see in a Hardcore match.
Xuway releases the hold and gets to his feet and is cracked over the back
of the head with a steel chair by Theros. Theros then places the chair
on top of Xuway's face and then climbs the turnbuckle. Theros then flies
off and hits a Diving Headbutt to the chair on Xuway's face.
Dawg: What the hell? I don't know who that
hurt more?
Clegg immediately rolls to cover Xuway. 1...........................2.................................3!!!!
Stanyer: My God!!! Clegg just pinned Xuway,
he's is now eliminated, that mean's we will crown a new hardcore champion!!
Clegg sees Theros on the floor holding his face and covers him as well.
1.......................2...................Theros just kicks out. Clegg
picks Theros up and whips him to the ropes and hits a drop toe hold Clegg
then places a chair across the back of Theros's head and hits a leg drop.
Clegg rolls Theros over and covers. 1...............................2.........................Theros
just gets his right shoulder up. Clegg tosses Theros to the outside.
Dawg: Hey look at that, a fan has a sign
"Hit me Theros"
Stanyer: He should be more careful, the way
Theros has been recently, I think he might just hit him!!
Clegg drives Theros into the barricade. Clegg then pulls a table out from
under the ring, he sets it up on the outside. Clegg then scoops up Theros
for The Cranium Correction. But out of nowhere Theros drops down behind
Clegg and grabs his head as he does so and delivers the System Shock through
the table. Theros lands with an arm on top of Clegg. 1............................2...........................3!!!!
Theros d. Clegg & Xuway
13:15 Pinfall
James: The winner and NEW PWF HARDCORE
CHAMPION, THEROS MACALVIA.
Stanyer: Theros Macalavia wins the Hardcore
Title, he is now joins DeMoN in the group who have won botht the Hardcore
and the Extreme Titles here in the PWF. Now we go backstage for Tedison
and Bloodbath.
***Tedison and Bloodbath are standing nearby in the backstage area.***
Tedison: "So, Bloodbath, it has been a busy
few weeks for you here with, most recently, the big win over MVD last
week. What are your thoughts on the past few weeks and the upcoming few
weeks.?"
Bloodbath: "Well, since I humiliated Matt
Van Dam last week, I plan on helping my fellow OutKasts do the same to
the rest of the gWo, week in and week out. I mean, MVD had no shot against
me. I totally destroyed him!"
Tedison: "I wouldn't say that. It was a pretty
even match."
Bloodbath: "Were you watching the same event
a me? You must no have been. Matt didn't have a chance in Hell, or anywhere
else for that matter."
Tedison: "I was watching the correct match
and he gave you a good fight!"
Bloodbath: "Don't make me angry, little man!
Now, I am gonna go and get ready to humiliate Maxwell Powers. This interview
is over!"
***Bloodbath turns and walks down the hallway.***
Stanyer: Looks like Bloodbath is confident
after his win over MVD last week.
(Ode to joy hits and Maxwell Powers walks out to the ring. As the crowd
verbally assults Maxwell he smiles, snatches the mic form the ring announcer
and starts up)
Maxwell: You Americans have always amazed
me with how loud you can shun a human being such as myself yet not do
anything but that.
(Boos continue)
Maxwell: And yet you also continue to boo
not having the slightest idea of what I am talking about. But all that
is besides the point. You see tonight I have a match against Bloodbath,
an American much like yourselves except for the fact he has a greater
chance of backing his words up in a fight unlike the twenty two thousand
American pigs sitting before me today.
(Asshole chant starts up)
Maxwell: But putting all of your shamless
bigotries toward me aside for a minute. Last Week was the American holiday
the Forth of July. And on this important date in world history I saw such
things as parades, fireworks, and the eating of huge amounts of meats
such as pork and beef. You Americans think you have the time to throw
a party such as this when your economy is dying, a president that cannot
pronounce or even make meaning to half the words in the Oxford dictionary
(Cheers rain down from the arena)
Maxwell: Like most of the people sitting
here
(Boos rain once again down)
Maxwell: Yet you have the gull to throw a
celebration and ignore the problems around you in every day life. That
is why that no matter how hard Americans try they may be bigger but they
will never match South Africa for having the greater people and....
**"The Imperial March hits the arena and the fans immediately erupt with
cheers and admiration, as General Leo steps out from the back. He has
a microphone in hand and looks at Maxwell Powers. He has a frown on his
face and shakes his head.**
General Leo:- Maxwell, I'm going to say the
same thing to you as I told Xuway. If you don't like this country, then
why are you here? Why don't you go back to your South Africa?
**The fans cheer and begin to chant "Go Home!" Leo smiles and looks around
before holding his hand up as to calm the fans down.**
General Leo:- One of the greatest parts of
America is the right to be free. Something that South Africa does not
have. Maxwell Powers, you can love America, or you can leave it. We Americans
are able to learn to live with our plights and make them better. Our economy
may be dying, but it's still a hell of a lot better than South Africa's.
**The fans begin to chant "USA!"**
General Leo:- Maxwell, if you don't want
to stay here, then leave. If you do, then learn to live with my country
and prepare to defend yourself. If you do not cease your attack on America,
you will be invoking my wrath.
**"96 Quite Bitter Beings" hits and Bloodbath runs straight past Leo as
he leaves and heads to the ring for his match with Powers.**
Maxwell Powers v Bloodbath
Report: Powers fakes a tie up with Bloodbath
and hammers him across his back instead. Powers whips Bloodbath to the
ropes and looks for a Back Body Drop, Bloodbath counters with a kick to
the face. Bloodbath goes for a kick to the gut, but Powers catches the
boot, Bloodbath goes for the enziguri, but Powers ducks it. Powers hangs
onto the leg and slams the knee into the mat.
Dawg: Maxwell Powers off to a great start.
Powers picks up Bloodbath and whips him to the corner. Powers stomps on
Bloodbath until he is in a sitting position. Powers then turns and walks
after the referee who was trying to pull him off Bloodbath, while he does
so, Sir Matthew on the outside grabs Bloodbath and starts to choke him
on the bottom rope.
Stanyer: Come on, that's a cheap shot.
Powers turns back around and picks up Bloodbath. He lifts Bloodbath up
in a military press and then drops him down to his shoulder and slams
him into the mat. Powers then covers. 1.........................2.......................Bloodbath
kicks out.
Powers then locks on the African Sleeper(Goku Raku Stretch) on Bloodbath.
Bloodbath refuses to tap out, and tries to pull himself to the ropes.
Powers releases the hold and then stomps on the back of Bloodbath. Powers
then picks up Bloodbath and delivers a hard backbreaker. He covers. 1..........................2.....................Bloodbath
gets the left shoulder up.
Dawg: Smart move by Powers, focusing on the
back of Bloodbath.
Stanyer: I can't see Bloodbath tapping out
anytime soon though.
Powers picks up Bloodbath and looks for a Sambo Suplex, but suddenly Bloodbath
grabs Powers and hits the Blood Bash(Downward Spiral) out of nowhere.
Both men stay down. After a few seconds, Bloodbath rolls over and drapes
an arm on Powers. 1...............................2...............................Powers
kicks out at the last possible moment. Both men slowly get to their feet.
Bloodbath blocks a right hand and then hits a couple of fast rights to
Powers, then Bloodbath whips Powers to the ropes, but Powers reverses.
Bloodbath jumps on the second rope and flies off backwards with a Moonsault
taking Powers down. A chorus of boos comes over the crowd as we see that
Matt Van Dam is making his way down the ramp, with his wife Jennifer Van
Dam.
Stanyer: What the hell is he doing?
Dawg: Watching the match of course, he just
liked it so much, he thought he'd get a closer look.
Bloodbath picks up Powers and whips him to the corner, but Powers reverses
and sends Bloodbath to the opposite corner but he squashes the referee
in the process. Powers hits a right hand on Bloodbath who staggers away.
Bloodbath surprises Powers with a Superkick. Meanwhile MVD has climbed
to the top rope. Bloodbath turns to see him then sees JVD throw a chair
at him, he turns to catch the chair but MVD flies off the top rope and
connects with a Leaping Sidekick driving the chair into the face of Bloodbath.
MVD puts Powers on top of Bloodbath as the referee starts to come around.
MVD slides out of the ring. The referee drags himself into position to
make the count. 1.............................2.................................3!!!
Maxwell Powers d. Bloodbath
8:19 Pinfall
Stanyer: What a cheap shot artist
MVD is.
MVD and JVD leave through the crowd as Rye Hazwaki comes running down
to the ring. Rye starts to chase after them, but gives it up and goes
to check on his stable mate in the ring.
Stanyer: MVD costs Bloodbath the match, does
he have to interfere in nearly every match involving The OutKasts?
Dawg: Err... Let me think. Yes.
Stanyer: Well let's show some footage from
earlier today.
** Johnny Mayhem and a cameraman spot MVD and JVD coming into the arena
hand in hand a couple of hours before the start of the show and immediately
intercept them for an interview **
Mayhem:- Mr Van Dam, would be possible to
get a few minutes of your time?
MVD:- You've got 3 minutes.........
Mayhem:- Your recent bad form has gone someway
to suggest that your days as leader of the gWo are numbered, what are
your thoughts regarding these rumours?
MVD:- My thoughts are simple, there would
be no gWo without MVD, this company would lose half its annual income
if there was no gWo and more specifically no MVD, thats how important
we are to not only the PWF but the world of wrestling!
Mayhem:- When you first landed here in the
PWF, you and Power G were the dominant players and you immediately rose
to fame for your ruthlessness in the ring and you earnt your long awaited
US title shot but failed due to the interferance of the Outkasts, and
subsequently Power G's reign as World Champion was over, how can you justify
the slump in form Mr Van Dam?
MVD:- You'd better watch what comes outta
that mouth Mayhem, or i may have to fuck you up, but since i'm in a good
mood i can now reveal why myself and Power G have allowed the Outkasts
to get the better of us recently.....
I've been in South America putting the finishing touches to my new motion
picutre "Black Mask 3" which i started before i entered the PWF, and Power
G has been flying constantly between Cuba and the US lately to be with
his mistress to witness the birth of first son "Mini G"
Mayhem:- Mini G?????
MVD:- Yep Mini G a guarenteed future member
of the gWo for sure!
Mayhem:- Indeed........... is there anything
else you'd like to add Mr Van Dam?
MVD:- Pitbull............ I've got no distractions
now and your the unfortunate sucker who will get MVD's full attention
tonight.............prepare to get your ass SMOKED!
**
MVD:- pushes the camera out his way as
he and JVD walk past and the camera fades with static**
Stanyer: Did he just say Mini G?
Dawg: Don't ask me. I have no idea.
**Shortly after MVD's verbal abuse of the camera crew and interviewer,
which ended with a threat to Silas "The Pitbull" Parish, a camera shows
Silas in the backstage area. Seeing that the camera is active and focused
on him, Silas wastes no time in his response.**
Pitbull: - "M...V...D... You sure as hell
are one cocky son of a bitch aren't you? Although, I guess you have more
than enough reason to be cocky. You and your gWo seem to run ruffshot
over the PWF on a regular basis. Of course, at this time, that means absolutely
nothing to me. I don't give a flaming rat's ass about the gWo. What I
do care about, is proving that I am a serious competitor here in the PWF.
And to do that, it seems that I need gold around my waist. So guess what
chuckles! If, or should I say WHEN, I beat your ass, then I get a shot
at the Challenge title."
**Silas begins to pace back and forth a bit as he continues to speak.**
Pitbull: - "Now, although the Challenge title
was not the gold that I thought would be my first in the PWF. I thought
the European title would be, but silly me, I went and knocked myself out
in a #1 contenders match and cost myself my fair shot. Oh, and let me
just add that knocking myself out was about the only way that Kevin Cage
ever could beat me fair and square. But thats a matter for another day,
you are my main concern right now MVD. You say you're gonna "Smoke my
ass"? Hasn't anyone told you that smoking is hazardous to your health?
I guess that something that smoking and I have in common. Cuz messing
with this Pitbull is EXTREMELY hazardous to your health! You can count
on that!"
**Finally, Silas' nervous energy gets the better of him and he stalks
off. The camera follws his movements for a few seconds until he is out
of sight and then fades to black.**
*Blackbird is in his locker room getting psyched for his match*
Blackbird: -Crusader....I hope you've kept
that title close cause tonight...Tonight I take it from you. Crusader,
just keep this in mind...I've never tapped out. My matches get hardcore
in a heart beat. Why is that??? Because...Hardcore is more than a lifestyle....Hardcore
is what I eat sleep and drink...Hardcore has gotten me here...and Hardcore
will see me through this match....Because Hardcore is what I DO! See you
in the ring.
*Blackbird grabs a towel and heads for the weight room*
**camera fades**
{Commerical Break}
**Rye Hazwaki, is sitting on a couch in a very large, but empty room**
Rye Hazwaki: *In a Canadian accent, and speaking slowly* "I don't want
to think aboot my situation. It's just so hard being the only Canadian-Japanese
American known to the free world. Boy do I wish I could do something fun,
eh. I wish I could be like Big Poppa himself."
**Suddenly a hardcover book is thrown at Rye Hazwaki, and he gets mad.
An announcer starts talking, and Rye responds to what he says.**
Announcer: "Do you feel that you're the only Canadian-Japanese American
in the free world that can't go out and have a good time?"
Rye Hazwaki: "YES! YES!"
Announcer: "Are you a non-smoker over the age of 14?"
Rye Hazwaki: "Boy am I!"
Announcer: "Do you feel bad about not knowing how to dance like Big Poppa?"
Rye Hazwaki: "IT'S LIKE YOU'RE READING MY MIND!"
Announcer: "Then do we have the item for you. Big Poppa has taken journeys
all over the world finding unique dance steps, and now he has assembled
his personal knowledge and his gained knowledge into one large, user friendly
instructional dance book."
Rye Hazwaki: "Now that's fine and dandy, but how does it work?"
Announcer: "With incredible pop out pictures and large font, Big Poppa's
Instructional Dance Book makes it easy for people of any race or age to
learn to dance, Real Show style."
Rye Hazwaki: "Great! But I don't have a lot of money, how much would this
cost an average Canadian-Japanese American like myself?"
Announcer: "Well, the people at DSM and CO like to meet a standard of
selling high quality products at low, consumer friendly prices. So that
is why they are marketing Big Poppa's book at a recommended price of only
$24.52!"
Rye Hazwaki: "Wow! That IS consumer friendly! Where can I buy this wonder
book?"
**Rye Hazwaki hits his head and remembers that a book hit him in the head.
He smiles and as he opens it, the large empty room he's in turns into
a nightclub filled with people. He joins in the fun.**
Rye Hazwaki: "Thanks Big Poppa! You're book turned my lonely nights into
crazy… Crazy.. Flights!"
Announcer: "Big Poppa's Instructional Dance Book, sold at bookstores everywhere."
{End Commercial}
#1 Contender's Match for the Challenge Title
Matt Van Dam v Silas "Pitbull" Parish
**"Snap your Fingers, Snap your neck" by Prong plays
as MVD walks down the aisle, cluching Jennifer Van Dam by the waist, he
lets her go, and poses, flexing his arms towards his head (RVD style).
The Ultra-Tron bears the gWo logo and then shows clips of MVD striking
opponents out with his Kendo Stick and finishing them the 5 star frog
splash.**
James: Introducing,
from Battlecreek, England, weighing 228lbs, "The Real F'n Show" Matt Van
Dam. *Crowd Boos heavily**
"Come out and Play" by The Offspring begins
to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding the arrival
of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a pitbull on a chain, barking
and straining to get loose, play on the TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH
slowly appear at the bottom of the screen and PITBULL appears at the top.
Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the right side
of the ramp and back up the left side as Silas steps through the backstage
curtain and into view. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes locked
on his opponent in the ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the
tape around his hands is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then
he begins to stalk forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into
a run and slides into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting
to his feet well before the bell rings.
James: Introducing
from Vancouver, Canada, Silas,"The Pitbull" Parish.*Crowd Cheers*
Report: MVD and Pitbull tie up, MVD
takes Pitbull into a headlock, Pitbull pushes him off, Pitbull takes MVD
down with a running forearm, MVD gets up as Pitbull runs off the ropes,
MVD goes for a back body drop but Pitbull rolls over his back into a waistlock,
MVD elbows Pitbull and then reverses the waistlock. MVD hooks up Pitbull
and goes for a back drop, but Pitbull drops off and lands behind MVD.
Pitbull springs up and dropkicks MVD in the back of the head. MVD staggers
forwards and Pitbull goes for a clothesline but MVD ducks it and hooks
up Pitbull in a Full Nelson and hits a Sit Down Full Nelson Slam.
Stanyer: That will slow Pitbull down.
Suddenly Rye Hazwaki charges down the ramp and slides into the ring, he
attacks MVD with kicks. The referee immediately signals for the bell.
Rye gets MVD into a sitting position and then hits a kick to the face,
MVD recoils and comes back to the same position, Rye hits the same kick.
Pitbull then pushes Rye and asks him what the hell he is doing. Rye suddenly
rolls out of the ring and runs into the crowd as Power G and Travis Right
come running down the aisle.
MVD d. Pitbull
3:15 DQ
Stanyer: Matt Van Dam is now the
#1 contender to Rye's challenge title, yet it was Rye who won him the
match? Does Rye want to fight MVD?
Dawg: It looks like Rye didn't get enough
of an ass kicking from the gWo last week, and wants even more this week.
Stanyer: But what about Silas Parish, a man
who has worked most of his life to become a superstar in the PWF, and
he loses a chance at a title shot just because Rye hates MVD? That to
me isn't fair.
Dawg: Life isn't fair Jay, you just have
to live with it.
**A camera cut's backstage where Rye Hazwaki is seen walking up and down
the corridor with his head down. Mayhem then shoots out of his small office
with a mic in hand, he bangs into Rye by accident and falls to the floor
with a thud. Rye looks down at him...**
Rye: "Watch where your going!"
Mayhem: "I...I'm so sorry Rye, oh... before
i go can i ask you a few questions?"
**Rye looks down at him for a few minuites before speaking**
Rye: "Sure, fire away."
Mayhem: "Okay, to start off Rye last week
you lost your US title to Travis due to gWo, how do you feel about that?"
Rye: "Well, it just proves how much of a
man he is, he knew that he wouldn't be able to do it on his own so he
had to keep the OutKasts away while gWo came down to that ring and litrally
stole that title away from me.... So tonight Travis i propose a re-match,
you verse me for the US Title, but to make sure either gWo or OutKasts
don't come out it'll be No Interferences!"
Mayhem: "If he accepts will you be confident
of beating him?"
Rye: "The score is 2 - 1 to him right now,
and it's about time i evened out the scores again... So Travis one on
one No Interferences tonigh for that dam US title!"
**Rye then walks off down the corridor as Mayhem runs off in the opposite
direction, the camera then slowly fades.**
**The lights go down at PWF Havoc, and then begin to flash as "Privilege"
by Incubus begins playing over the speakers... the fans begin to boo as
Kevin Cage walks down to the ring, in wrestling attire. Cage then steps
into the ring, and picks up the microphone... he paces for a few seconds,
then begins speaking.**
Kevin Cage: "You know... it's going to be
great to have a European champion like me, isn't it?"
** Points to the fans, who loudly boo at the comment.**
Kevin Cage: "Finally, you fans are going
to have someone to look up to, someone who's a hero, someone with actual...
eh... Talent. That's the word... Talent."
** Fans chant... "You suck! You suck!"**
Kevin Cage: "You know... I'm still not sure
how Homicide... that smelly, lousy, talent-less, dweeb... beat me last
week on Havoc. Last week was a total embarassment! Everyone here..."
** Fans boo and chant louder.**
Kevin Cage: *Clears throat* "EVERYONE here...
knows that I shouldn't even have to face Homicide again! I should be the
champ now, and that Boston loser should be on his way home! You better
believe it!"
** Cage sucks chants echo through the arena.**
Kevin Cage: "So, tonight... the Boston Loser
will get a taste of your American hero... and his title will be my title
and there is nothing he can do about it!"
** Fans continue to boo.**
Kevin Cage: "And here, in this very ring
tonight... Homicide - you will belong to me! And then maybe, we won't
have to hear your nasty, stupid, boston accent again. See you in the ring."
** Cage slams down the mic, and begins to climb out of the ring, but as
he gets halfway... "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy starts up over the speakers
and the lights go out. As the crowd silences, words flash across the Ultratron:
"THE.. REAL.. BOSTON.. MASSACRE!!"; A single silver flare then streaks
down from the rafters and is answered by a row of blue explosions. As
the pyrotechnics continue, the arena lights go back on and Homicide walks
out from behind the curtain with microphone, pacing the stage before he
begins to speak.**
Stanyer: "Homicide isn't gonna' put up with
this anymore."
Dawg: "If anyone was ripping on me I'd kick
their ass.. Well.. I'd be mad.."
Homicide: "You love me.. You hate me.. You'll
NEEEVEEER forget me!! CAGE!! Get ready to *crowd chants with Homicide*
FEEL the PAIN!!!!!" *crowd erupts*
Stanyer: "Homicide's got the fans on their
feet here on Havoc!"
Homicide: "Kev. I've been listening to you
for the last 5 minutes run your mouth about how you are gonna' be the
new PWF European Champion, and all I've got to say is... HAHAHA! If you
think for one second that I'm ever gonna' let this *points to the title
belt over his shoulder* outta' my grasp, then tonight in front of all
these Homicide fans, you will get a REALITY CHECK!!"
**Camera zooms in on Kevin Cage, who is all red in a dead stare. The camera
then cuts back to Homicide who is feeding off the energy of the electrifying
Havoc crowd.**
Homicide: "As long as I have air in my lungs
and blood running through my vains, I will have this belt around my waist,
so get used to this Boston accent if you want to keep TRYING to defeat
ME."
Stanyer: "There is nothing wrong with a Boston
Accent"
Dawg: "Would you please remove your head
from the depths of Homicide's ass for 2 seconds and try talking unbiased."
Stanyer: "What are you talking about. I don't
have any favoritism toward Homicide.."
Homicide: "TONIGHT, Kevo. Do you mind if
I call you Kevo?"
**Camera zooms on Kevin Cage quick, who picks up the mic ready to speak.**
Homicide: "I don't give a damn what you do
and don't mind, Kevo. *crowd cheers* As I was saying, TONIGHT, in that
very ring you are standing.. I am going to UNLEASH the MASSACRE on your
American ZERO ass, and there ain't a GODDAMN thing YOU or ANYONE in attendance
can do about it!"
Dawg: "Just because Homicide beat Cage in
a normal match doesn't mean that he owns Cage. A ladder match is a lot
different wrestling survival, and I'm sure Cage will pull out all the
stops to be champion."
Stanyer: "Maybe, but do you think that for
one single solitary second that Homicide is gonna' lay down and let Cage
just waltz up that ladder? HELL NO!"
Homicide: "Singles match.. Ladder match..
The stipulations are like black and white, but the result will be grey,
Kevo. 'Cuz quite simply.. tonight, I will be crowned the REAL American
MASSACRE!! AND.. Just as importantly, the 'winner and STILL European Champion.."
**Camera cuts to the ring where Kevin Cage is about to trembling in anger.**
Homicide: "Oh, ya.. Kevo. Good luck!"
**"Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy blares over the speakers as Homicide
drops the microphone and receives a HUGE ovation from the PWF crowd as
Havoc cuts to a commercial break.**
{Commerical Break}
**Clips are shown of the old PWF matches.**
Get your Canadian Monkey shirts today! A Canadian flag on the front and
a big ol Monkey on the back of it. Black and white and red colors!
*Big Poppa, Genecide, Rye, Leo, and Blackbird are all shown wearing the
shirts and flashing big thumbs up signs*
{End Commercial}
![](https://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/thepwf2001/Images/European.gif)
Ladder Match
Kevin Cage v Homicide
**The two men are now in the ring after having their say, the bell rings**
Report: The two men tie up, Homicide takes
Cage into an arm wrench, Cage reverses it into a hammerlock. Homicide
reverses the hammerlock into a waistlock and then lifts Cage up for a
back drop, but Cage drops down behind Homicide and delivers a back drop
to him instead. Homicide gets back up and Cage hits a knife edge chop
staggering Homicide backwards. Cage hits a second knife edge chop knocking
Homicide into the turnbuckle. Cage hits a third knife edge chop then pauses.
Homicide grabs Cage and reverses the positions and then hits a big overhand
chop. Homicide then whips Cage to the opposite turnbuckle and then charges
in for a splash, but Cage moves out of the way and then hits a Hangman's
Neckbreaker.
Stanyer: Beautiful Neckbreaker.
Cage rolls out of the ring and collects the ladder from outside. As he
is about to slide it into the ring Homicide runs and baseball slides the
ladder back into the face of Cage. Homicide slides out of the ring and
picks up the ladder, he slides it into the ring and then picks up Cage.
Homicide slams the face of Cage into the apron and then pushes him into
the ring. Homicide rolls in after him. Homicide picks up the ladder and
sets it up in the corner. Homicide goes to Cage who is just getting to
his feet and whips him towards the ladder, but Cage reverses and Homicide
hits the ladder back first. Cage then dropkicks Homicide back into the
Ladder. Homicide goes down face first. Cage picks up the Ladder from the
corner and throws it into the fallen Homicide. Cage then starts to climb
to the top rope. He flies off with what looks like a Body Splash, but
Homicide shows his strength by pushing the ladder upwards into the face
of Cage as he rolls out of the way. Homicide picks up the Ladder and sets
it up underneath the title.
Stanyer: This could be the chance Homicide
needs.
Homicide gets to the top and can almost reach the title when Cage pushes
the ladder and Homicide falls off the ladder half way down and is crotched
on the top rope and falls to the outside. Cage then sets the ladder back
up by the ropes. Cage then climbs to the top of the ladder and looks to
the outside, Cage then flies off with a stunning Elbow Drop that connects
perfectly to the chest of Homicide.
Dawg: Perfect, absolutely Perfect.
Cage rolls back into the ring and then starts to set up the ladder. He
makes his way to the top when Homicide is back up and he is behind Cage.
Cage kicks Homicide a couple of times in the face and then tries to grab
the title. Homicide comes back and turns around and grabs Cage by the
waist and then Powerbombs him off the ladder.
Stanyer: Oh my god, Homicide could have broke
the back of Kevin Cage.
Homicide now starts to climb the ladder. He reaches the top when Cage
starts to climb up after him holding his back. Homicide kicks him a couple
of times but Cage hangs on. Homicide turns around and reaches down to
punch Cage in the face. Homicide does it again but Cage catches the arm
of Homicide and then flips him over and off the ladder with a beautiful
spinning arm drag that sends Homicide rolling out of the ring. Cage then
starts to climb the ladder. Cage reaches the top and is touching the title
when Homicide is back in and tries to grab the leg of Cage. Cage kicks
him off him and Homicide staggers into the ropes, Homicide then charges
off and pushes the ladder over, but somehow Cage has managed to grab hold
of the title, as the ladder goes over the title comes off the hook and
Cage falls to the floor holding the title.
Cage d. Homicide
10:12
Stanyer: Kevin Cage is the new European Champion,
wonderful.
Dawg: And if Travis retains his title in
the next match, it will be a wonderful day.
** The camera cuts back stage again where Johhny Mayhem has now caught
up with the U.S. Champion Travis Right. Travis is standing in front of
the GWO locker room with the title belt slung over his right shoulder
as Mayhem starts to talk **
Mayhem: So Travis, earlier I was talking
to Rye and he has demanded a one on one no interference shot at the belt,
what do you think about that?
Travis: Well first off, Rye isnt demanding
a damn thing. Because im the one with the belt around my waist. But like
I said before if Rye wants a shot then im gonna give it to him. And he
can bitch and moan all he wants about me not being a real man or whatever.
The fact is I've beat him before fair and square and I'll beat him again
fair and square. But lets remember Rye, like you said this little No Interference
stipulation works both ways. So dont try to bring in any of your loser
Outkast buddies to help you out.
Mayhem: Rye seemed to be pretty focused on
beating you tonight, arent you worried just the slightest bit:
Travis: Are you kidding me Johnny? I am "The
Future" and not just the future of the U.S. title, Im the future of this
god damn federation. I dont care who tries to take this belt away from
me, because when everything all said and done Im still gonna be the one
walking out of the ring with the belt.
Mayhem: With all that confidence that your
going to win here tonight, have you givin it any thought on who you'll
defend the belt against next.
Travis: No, not really. I mean like I said
before it doesnt really matter. But there are a few names that have crossed
my mind. Even tho, I kicked his ass at War Games, Havok put up a better
fight than most. And my good friend MVD never truely had a fair chance
at the title. So I guess we'll just see how things work out.
:Travis glances over at a clock on the nearby wall and stops Johnny before
he can ask another question:
Travis: Well, This has been alot of fun but
I got things to do Mayhem, so get lost.
Mayhem: Its been a pleasure, I hope to....
:The Future steps inside the GWO locker room and slams the door in Mayhems
face before he can finish, as the camera fades off:
Stanyer: Well it looks like Travis has accepted
the no interference stipulation.
**Fire Storm's music hits as he walks out of the backstage area. He walks
down to the ring with a sad face. He gets in the ring and asks for the
mic.**
Fire Storm- Hello Texas!!! *Big Pop from crowd** Today I come to tell
you guys some bad news. I hate to do this to you guys but I am afraid
that after my last match with Eraser I will retire. I know that this isn't
the best way to go down but I will go down. I wish that I could give you
guys good moments from the first PWF but my time in the PWF is now cut
shorter than expected. To all of my fans I thank you for your help in
cheering me up. And to all of my wrestling friends you guys are the best.
We may have ups and downs but we all together had a great time. The future
is untold as what can happen but I will miss all of you.
**Fire Storm walks out of the ring as the fans give him a standing ovation.**
Stanyer: It is a sad day when a PWF legend
such as Fire Storm retires, sadly we were informed of this prior to the
show, and as a tribute to Fire Storm have put together a little video
for him.
Dawg: (sarcastically). Legend.
**The Ultra-Tron plays a video of Blood Vessel defeating Deathness for
the World Title first, it shows many clips from Fire Storm's career, including
clips from the Iron Man Match where he reclaimed the World title, and
from the final match in the PWF, the Triple Hell in a Cell Match.**
{Commerical Break}
*Crusader is sitting in his million dollar mansion in his laboratory putting
some chemicals together. When he completed his job he sprayed himself
with the new mixture and nodded in satisfaction.*
*Later on at a wrestling workout gym, Crusader is heading towards the
bathroom when Diablo walks out. Crusader steps in and says- "Damn son,
what did you have for lunch"
So he leaves the bathroom and puts on his cologne, that still has no name,
to cover Diablo's putrid smell. Then Stunning Sarah walks by and says-
"Damn Crusader, you smell so good, can I have some of that for Chris?"
Crusader says-
"Sure you can, put it on his musty and beat down body after our match"
*Crusader turns toward the camera and says, get your "Damn, you smell
good" cologne only at PWF Shopzone*
{End Commercial}
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, it's time now
for Power G v Antonio Gambino.
No DQ Match
Power G v Antonio Gambino
**The lights dim and violins begin playing an eerie
tune, like from the Godfather movie. On the Ultra-tron, pictures, apparently
flashbacks of life in the Mafia, are shown. Images of gunfights, driveby
shootings, and car's exploding alternate with pictures of a funeral in
progress. Just as they begin lowering the casket into the grave, the screen
goes black and then begins flashing the name "Gambino" across the screen
in silver lettering. Then, as an explosion of pyros occurs on the stage,
"Keep Away" by Godsmack begins blaring through the arena and Gambino appears
in the entrance. He stands in the entrance for a short moment before walking
down the aisle towards the ring. Once he reaches the ring, he climbs in
and heads to the closest corner of the ring and begins taunting the crowd.
He then raises both hands in the air as if celebrating.**
James: Introducing,
from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 245lbs, the Commissioner of the PWF,
Antonio Gambino**Crowd cheers loudly**
"Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft begins to play
as Power G walks out with The Real McCoy, both men are holding Microphones.
Power G begins to hit himself to psyche himself up, before walking to
the ring with the Real McCoy.
James: Introducing,
from Holguin, Cuba, weighing 230lbs, Power G. *Crowd boos*
Report: The two men circle each other
for a few seconds, then they tie up. Power G takes Gambino into an arm
wrench. Gambino reverses the arm wrench and whips Power G to the ropes.
Power G goes for a clothesline, but Gambino ducks it and kicks him in
the gut. Gambino then scores with a couple of right hands to the face.
Gambino hooks up Power G and delivers a Vertical Suplex. Power G rolls
up to his feet but gets knocked back down again by a Gambino clothesline.
Gambino mounts Power G and hammers him with right hands to the face.
Stanyer: Power G has not been able to mount
much of an offence yet.
Gambino picks up Power G and delivers a Scoop Slam, then climbs to the
second turnbuckle and hits a Leg Drop. Gambino covers Power G. 1.............................2..............................Power
G kicks out. Gambino picks up Power G and tosses him through the ropes.
He rolls out of the ring. Gambino slams the head of Power G into the announcers
table, and then whips him into the steel steps. Gambino walks off and
comes running back with a knee to the face of Power G.
Stanyer: It's all Gambino so far, he is really
pissed off at Power G's attack earlier tonight.
Gambino picks up Power G who pushes Gambino's arms away and hits a knife
edge chop. He follows it up with another, but Gambino kicks Power G in
the gut and then goes to slam his head into the steps, but Power G blocks
it, elbows Gambino in the gut and slams Gambino's head into the steps.
Gambino staggers away and Power G runs and takes Gambino down with a Bulldog
on the outside. Power G then climbs to the apron, as Gambino gets to his
feet Power G hits a stunning Asai Moonsault which takes Gambino down.
Dawg: Beautiful move from the G One.
Power G picks up Gambino and rolls him into the ring. Power G gets to
the apron and slings himself over with a Slingshot Body Splash. Power
G covers. 1............................2............................Gambino
kicks out. Power G picks up Gambino and whips him to the ropes. Power
G goes for a Running DDT but Gambino manages to push Power G off him Gambino
goes to kick Power G in the gut, but Power G catches the kick, then Gambino
hits an Enziguri.
Stanyer: Beautiful counter by Antonio Gambino.
Power G gets to his feet and gets kicked in the gut and Gambino hits the
Double Arm DDT. Gambino hooks a leg. 1..............................2................................Power
G just kicks out. Gambino picks up Power G. Gambino hooks Power G in a
waistlock from behind and looks for a German Suplex, but Power G won't
be lifted and then hits a mule kick, Power G then turns around and grabs
Gambino and hits the G Power Slam. Power G hooks a leg. 1................................2...............................3!!!!
Power G d. Gambino
7:23 Pinfall
Stanyer: Power G is now 2-0 against
Gambino in pinfalls, Gambino will be all out to rectify that in their
next encounter.
Dawg: Not a chance, Power G will go 3-0,
4-0, and then as many 0's as you like.
{In the backstage area, a camera man catches up to The One, Crusader}
Crusader: (to the camera man) "You dont even
have to say a word jackass. Lets see, Hardcore....Hardcore... Hardc- hey
Blacknerd, that reminds me of when i was one of the best damn hardcore
champions in the old PWF, a two time champion might i remind you. If hardcore
is what you want, i can give you hardcore, because I'm Crusader Chrome
and I am the PWF Champion. I'm looking forward to my first title defense
versus you boy, its the perfect opportunity for me to prove to the world
that I deserve this belt and have worked very hard to get it. So when
its all said and done, Blackterd, your ass will be whooped!!!"
{Crusader walks off as the camera fades}
Stanyer: Well folks, it's now time for our
US title match, no interference allowed.
![](https://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/thepwf2001/Images/US.gif)
Travis Right v Rye Hazwaki
**Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit hits, as the lights
flash red and white, and Rye Hazwaki is shown doing a slow ‘Cyclone Kick.’
The Pyro’s blast as Rye stands on the top of the stage, he looks at the
crowd then walks down and enters the ring.**
James: Introducing,
from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 251lbs, Rye Hazwaki.
**As "Walk with your head up" by Deftones
& System of Down hits" hits and you hear "Get up Stand up, I got my head
up" Travis comes walking out onto the ramp and arrogantly waves for the
fans to boo all they want. Firecrackers pop off all around the Titantron
as the Future makes his way to the ring. As he reaches the front of the
ring, Travis slides under the bottom rope and slowly walks to the center
of the ring. He crosses his arms and nods his head as the pyros explode
behind him.**
James: Introducing
from Miami, Florida, weighing 283lbs, "The Future" Travis Right.*Crowd
Boos*
Report: Rye and Travis stand off.
The two men square up to each other, they look each other straight in
the eyes, then they start to exchange right hands, Rye not used to fist
fights loses out in the battle and Travis hammers him repeatedly until
he is in the corner. Travis starts to stomp away on Rye, but Rye manages
to grab Travis and reverse the positions, Rye then starts to aim precise
kicks at the kidneys of Travis.
Stanyer: Look at the precision of Rye's kicks,
targetted for maximum effect.
Rye stops the kicks as Travis gets to his feet holding his left kidney
area. Rye tries another kick there, but Travis catches it, Travis spins
Rye around and then hits a German Suplex. Travis then mounts Rye and starts
to punch him repeatedly in the face. Travis then walks off and comes off
the ropes and delivers a leg drop. Travis goes for a cover. 1.....................2...................Rye
kicks out. Rye rises to his feet, Travis kicks Rye in the gut, and then
whips Rye to the ropes, Travis then hits a Powerslam on Rye driving him
into the mat. Travis covers again. 1.............................2................................Rye
kicks out.
Stanyer: The champion is in control now.
Rye again gets to his feet. Travis delivers a couple of forearms, then
kicks Rye in the gut and delivers a Gutwrench Powerbomb. Travis then climbs
to the second turnbuckle and comes off and connects with a Leg Drop to
the throat of Rye. Travis covers. 1............................2............................Rye
gets the right shoulder up.
Dawg: That one was close.
Travis picks up Rye, He then kicks Rye in the gut and then places his
head between his legs and delivers a devastating Jumping Piledriver. Travis
covers. 1.........................2............................Rye gets
the right shoulder up again.
Dawg: How did he kick out of that? I don't
believe that at all.
Travis picks up Rye and sets Rye up for a Powerbomb. He lifts Rye up but
Rye hammers him with Right hands and then Travis drops him, Rye then hits
a two footed dropkick to the knee and Travis goes down.
Stanyer: Rye has a few seconds to catch his
breath, but will it be enough?
Travis gets back up slowly, Travis looks for a right hand, but Rye ducks
it and kicks Travis in the chest, Travis reels backwards. Travis tries
to punche Rye, but he ducks again and hits a heel kick putting Travis
down. Travis rolls away and gets up to his knees. Travis checks his jaw
for a second.
Stanyer: Rye is desperate to regain his title.
Travis fakes a punch at Rye, Rye ducks down, but Travis grabs him and
goes for an Reverse DDT, but Rye somehow wrangles his way out of it into
a hammerlock. Travis, reverses the hammerlock into a top wristlock. Rye
then jumps up and hits a two footed dropkick to the chest of Travis forcing
him to release the hold. Travis quickly gets back up but gets caught with
the Hazwakinator, Rye's version of the Vandaminator. 1............................2.................................Travis
just gets his left shoulder up.
Stanyer: A perfect kick from Rye, but still
it wasn't enough.
Rye helps Travis back up. Rye kicks Travis in the kidneys a couple of
times, then tries a roundhouse to the head, but Travis ducks it and looks
for a back drop, but Rye reverses and looks for a German Suplex, but Travis
reverses and looks for a belly to back, but Rye elbows him off, Travis
comes off the ropes and Rye hits a Belly to Belly Slam. Rye covers. 1............................2...........................Travis
just kicks out.
Dawg: Rye was less than an inch away from
winning it there.
Rye picks up Travis, Travis pushes Rye's hands away and kicks him in the
gut and delivers a DDT. Travis covers. 1............................2..............................Rye
just gets the left shoulder up. Rye rises to his feet. Travis swings with
a knife edge chop, Rye ducks and connects with a kick to the head of Travis,
dazing him. A second and third kick put Travis on his knees. Rye then
bounces off the ropes and goes for the Feet of Fury, but Travis rolls
out of the way at the last second. Rye lands on his back and gets up.
Travis kicks Rye in the gut and then Suplexes him up onto the turnbuckle.
Travis hits Rye hard in the face, Travis then climbs up and deliver The
Near Future(Super Tazzplex).
Stanyer: This one is over. 1.............................2................................3!!!!
Travis Right d. Rye Hazwaki
13:37 Pinfall
Stanyer: Travis Right retains the
US title in another fantastic contest. I hate to admit it, but Travis
does deserve the title.
Dawg: Of course he does, he is gWo.
Stanyer: Well folks, after the break it's
time for our Main Event, Crusader Chrome v Blackbird for the PWF World
Title.
{Commerical Break}
*clips of Blackbird's arm being raised with the Hardcore and World titles
are shown*
Voice-He's the most resiliant man in wrestling today. He is a former PWF
World Champion
*More clips shown*
Voice-Hardcore is what this man does.
*Blackbird is shown sitting in the corner of a ring with a mic*
Blackbird-WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT BLACKBIRD!?
Fast voice-Order your copy of Blackbird:
Definition of hardcore including entire matches and commentary from Blackbird
himself for only $9.99! Available in Shopzone NOW!
{End Commercial}
Main Event
![](https://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/thepwf2001/Images/World.gif)
Blackbird v Crusader Chrome
"Cool to Hate" by Offspring starts playing and the
arena goes pitch black. 10 seconds go by with nothing happening. Two huge
flames light up the Entry way and Blackbird makes his way to the ring.
James: Introducing
from Dayton, Ohio, weighing 245lbs, Blackbird. *Crowd boos*
**The lights go out and a series of light
blue lights flash throughout the arena. Rock Superstar by Cypress Hill
blares over the pa followed by an explosion of fireworks similar to Y2J’s.
Crusader's Ultra-tron has images of Harley Davidsons and biker babes transcending
into one another. His entrance attire consists of a leather trench coat,
dark sunglasses, and a du- rag rapped around his head. When he walks out
into the entrance, he pauses and raises both fists in the air, proceeding
to walk to the ring. Walking with a bmf walk, he climbs into the ring,
while the lights are still out, and raises the lights with a fist in the
air.**
James: Introducing,
from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing 299lbs, "The One" Crusader Chrome.
*Crowd Cheers*
Report: Blackbird and the big man
Crusader Chrome circle each other, they tie up. Blackbird quickly goes
into a hammerlock, but Crusader elbows him hard in the face and Blackbird
staggers into the ropes. Crusader hits a big Powerslam and immediately
goes for the early cover. 1.......................Blackbird kicks out.
Dawg: Bah, not even a 2 count.
Blackbird gets back up and Crusader whips him into the ropes, Crusader
goes for a clothesline, but Blackbird ducks it and hits a dropkick on
Crusader. Crusader staggers back and Blackbird hits a clothesline that
takes both him and Crusader over the top rope. Blackbird lands on his
feet and immediately starts to stomp on Crusader. Crusader gets to his
feet and Blackbird whips him hard into the barricade. Blackbird follows
in with a knee to the gut of Crusader. Blackbird picks up Crusader and
slams his head into the barricade. Blackbird then takes the dazed Crusader
to the ring post and slams his head into it. Blackbird then slides him
into the ring. Blackbird climbs to the apron and slingshots over into
a leg drop. Blackbird goes for a lateral press. 1..................................2...............................Crusader
kicks out.
Stanyer: Blackbird takes the early control
in this title match.
Blackbird picks up Crusader and whips him to the ropes, Crusader reverses
it but Blackbird bounces off and connects with a flying forearm. Blackbird
then climbs to the top rope. He connects with a Missile Dropkick as Crusader
gets to his feet. Blackbird goes for the cover. 1................................2.................................Crusader
kicks out. Blackbird picks up Crusader and whips him to the ropes and
then takes Crusader into a sleeper as he comes off. Blackbird cinches
in the sleeper and Crusader drops to one knee, Crusader's body goes all
limp and the referee checks the arm of Crusader.
Stanyer: This could be all over right here.
Crusader's arm drops twice, but on the third count Crusader's arm just
barely holds up. Crusader then rises back up the adrenalin flowing through
him, he elbows Blackbird in the ribs a couple of times and then finally
breaks the sleeper. Blackbird staggers off into the ropes but walks straight
into a big clothesline from Crusader. Crusader comes off the ropes and
goes for a leg drop but misses. Blackbird rolls up and dropkicks the sitting
Crusader in the face and then hooks a leg. 1.................................2.............................Crusader
kicks out. Blackbird starts to climb to the top rope. but Crusader gets
to his feet and manages to walk into the ropes and crotch Blackbird. Crusader
then goes across to Blackbird and tosses him off the top rope. Blackbird
lands hard on his back but rolls up to his feet. Crusader whips him to
the ropes and hits a hard spinebuster. Crusader covers. 1...........................2...............................Blackbird
kicks out. Crusader picks up Blackbird and lifts him high above his head
with a military press. Crusader then drops him forwards onto his knee.
Blackbird rolls off holding his gut. Crusader covers. 1.............................2.........................Blackbird
kicks out.
Stanyer: Crusader is firmly in control now.
The champion looks set to retain his title.
Crusader picks up Blackbird and hits a German Suplex. Blackbird somehow
starts to get to his feet. So Crusader looks for another German Suplex,
but Blackbird counters with a Mule Kick to the groin of Crusader. Blackbird
then starts to ascend the top rope.
Dawg: Blackbird needs this high risk move
to turn the tide in this match.
But as Blackbird gets to the top Crusader is up and comes across and takes
Blackbird off the top rope and puts him over his shoulder. Crusader then
drives Blackbird into the mat with The Concussion(Emerald Fusion). Crusader
then covers Blackbird. 1...............................2..................................3.
Crusader Chrome d. Blackbird
11:18 Pinfall
Stanyer: Well folks, Crusader retains
the World title, wait, look it's the gWo. In mass!!
**The entire gWo charge down to the ring. Power G slides into the ring
and hits Crusader with a Mic. The rest of the gWo starts to stomp away
on Crusader when "Enter Sandman" hits and The OutKasts come running down
to the ring. The OutKasts and the gWo start to exchange blows, the gWo
take control and as MVD beats on Rye "Priveledge by Incubus" hits the
arena and Kevin Cage charges down to the ring armed with a steel chair.**
Stanyer: What the hell does Kevin Cage want?
Kevin Cage charges into the ring and starts to hit the gWo members with
his steel chair, but even he is starting to be overpowered. Then suddenly
"The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson hits and the Ruff Ryders come running
down to the ring. They start to clean house and clothesline both the Russians
out of the ring. Havok hits the Devastation Kick on MVD. Cage stops Power
G delivering the G Power Slam to Crusader with a steel chair to the back
and Bloodbath hits the Blood Bash on Travis Right. The ring is cleared
of the gWo as The Ruff Ryders and Kevin Cage take off their shirts to
reveal OutKast's T-Shirts.
Dawg: WHAT!!! More OutKasts!!!!
The Crowd cheer Cage like crazy, amazing since only 30 minutes before
he was the most hated man in the arena.
Stanyer: What
a night folks, we are out of time.
**The camera fades out with the gWo retreating up the aisle as The OutKast's
celebrate in the ring.**
***© 2001 PWF Entertainment***