IF YOU LIKE YOUR PLAN, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN: Obama Says Politicians Lying Is Something ‘We Have Not Seen Before.’ Here Are Three Of His Biggest Whoppers.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Democrats Blaming Normal Americans for Nuts Will Blow Up In Their Faces at the Ballot Box.

GEORGE KORDA: Five Ways To Lose A Political Friend.

RADICAL CHIC: Armed With Assault Rifles, Black Panthers March For Stacey Abrams.

Which seems quite odd, considering that the Georgia Democrat has vowed to ban the very rifles the Black Panthers are carrying.

NO, GUYS. HALF THE COUNTRY HAS GONE MAD, BECAUSE WHOM THE GODS MEAN TO DESTROY, ETC…  A Country Gone Half-Mad.  Also because since they lost all pretensions that their statism would bring about paradise — when the wall fell — they’ve been a religion masquerading as an ideology. Now their faith in the arrow of history and the glorious apotheosis of Marxism keeps being tested, and they have nothing to fall back on.  Just keep the koolaid away from them, okay? 

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE, MIZZOU JUST GETS STUPIDER EDITION: Mizzou official: Asking a smaller woman on a date violates Title IX.

HOW OLD IS “OLD” TODAY? “Someone who is 60 years old today is middle-aged.”  Well THIS IS good news!

NUMBER ONE SHOULD NOT SURPRISE YOU: 10 of America’s Most Overrated Tourist Destinations.

WHY DO WE NEVER HEAR ABOUT MIKE AND CAROL’S EX-SPOUSES ON THE BRADY BUNCH? New Theory: Mike and Carol Brady Murdered Each Other’s Spouses and Married Each Other. “Another motive for murder occurred to me: How do you support six kids, two adults, and a housekeeper on one salary? You collect the insurance on two dead spouses, that’s how.”

THE IDIOCY OF MODERN IDENTITARIANISM SUMMED UP IN ONE STORY: Steven Spielberg’s ‘West Side Story’ Finds Its Maria, Anita, Bernardo & Chino. 

JUST NBC THE BLOODY OBVIOUS: TWITTER IS REVEALING THAT JOURNALISTS ARE MOSTLY LEFT-WING.

JUST NBC THE HOMOPHOBIA: Mika Brzezinski Apologizes for Calling Mike Pompeo a ‘Wannabe Dictator’s Butt-Boy.’

THE MEDIA LIES. IT LIES ALL THE TIME. It lies for fun and profit. It lies because it hates America and Americans.

OUR RULING CLASS LIVES IN A COMFORTING FANTASY WORLD:

THERE ARE CERTAIN TOWNS IN MINNESOTA I WOULD ADVISE YOU NOT TO INVADE MAKE UP FAKE NEWS: Don’t Mess with Fergus Falls. 

Rand Paul’s attacker: ‘I lost it and became irate.’

Flashback: Bernie Bro James T. Hodgkinson, Attempted Assassin Of Steve Scalise, Already Being Erased From History.

Plus:

● Hillary: ‘You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for.’

● Former Attorney General Eric Holder: “Michelle [Obama] always says, ‘When they go low, we go high.’ No. No. When they go low, we kick them.”

● Politico: After failing to stop Kavanaugh’s confirmation, Democrats wonder if it’s time to be more ruthless.

● Democrat Doxxer Threatened To Reveal Senators’ Children’s Health Information.

● DC restaurant: We’ve received death threats after Ted Cruz, wife forced out by protesters.

● Rep. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ): We Are Less Than 60 Days From Totally ‘Kicking the S–t Out of the Republicans.’

● Networks Silent On Attempted Stabbing of GOP Candidate By Anti-Trump Attacker.

● Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) Jokes About Threatening Trump Supporters ‘All The Time.’

In case you've forgotten: KURT SCHLICHTER: Apocalypse Ruth.

related: HOT TAKE FROM THE NATION: Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just another white woman who let us down. 

SETH BARRETT TILLMAN CORRECTS A CON LAW PROF: “If it ‘shocks’ you that in a constitutional law listserv there might be Trump supporters—in a nation where around 48% of the people voted for Trump—then that might tell one & all something about the real state of the legal professoriate.”

That’s pretty much an admission of legal education’s diversity problem. We need a law professoriate that looks like America!

BEGUN, THE CREDENTIAL WARS HAVE: American Bar Association rejects higher standards for law schools: They would hurt minority students.  Sadly, ONU might not make the cut

TOCQUEVILLE TALKS: A FAREWELL TO JOHN DINGELL. “Eet says ’ere, that, in ’eez book, Monsieur Dingell advocated the abolition of the Senate. Is this a popular opinion in the United States today?” 

ETHICAL IVORY IN THE PERMAFROST: You can’t make this stuff up…well, you could, but who’d believe you?

ELIZABETH WARREN MAKES THE TOUGH CALL ON…DITCHING COLUMBUS DAY: “Despite how loaded that question sounds (particularly for Warren), she jumped into the fray on the side of ditching Columbus. You know…to support her people.

The Great Forgetting

First-Draft Tweets

CHANGE: Experimental patch could offer once-a-month contraceptive option.  Donks will kill it.

YOU COULD TRY CUTTING THEIR PAPERWORK LOAD. NAH, THAT’S CRAZY TALK. Three-quarters of doctors feel burnout, experts call it a public health crisis.

UNEXPECTEDLY: “A new government program was supposed to prevent certain Medicare recipients from cycling in and out of hospitals. Now experts worry some older patients are being denied necessary care.”

NEWS YOU CAN USE: 12 Medical Conditions That Can Kill You in 24 Hours or Less.

Why Hasn’t Dr. Lara Kollab’s Medical License Been Revoked? She tweeted about killing Jews, and then apologized — after she got caught. 

NYC’s New Nonbinary Birth Certificates Are A Self-Contradictory, Harmful Mistake

We Found a Perfect Metaphor for Government

Venezuela on the Hudson: Bill de Blasio: 'We Will Seize Their Buildings, and We Will Put Them in the Hands of a Community Nonprofit'

related: GREAT MOMENTS IN CHUTZPAH: Michael Bloomberg (of climate doomsday and War on Big Soda notoriety) is tired of Trump’s ‘fear mongering.’

NYT Reveals FBI Retaliated Against Trump For Comey Firing

Wait.  I thought .... oh never mind!  Democrats Seek To Make Companies Hire People Based On Sex And Race

Grocery Store Applies for Historical Designation to Avoid Being Designated as Historical

AMY ALKON BRINGS YOU THE LATEST IN CRAZY: Lesbians Being Told They’re Bigots Because They Aren’t Attracted To People With Penises.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE, NPC EDITION: VIDEO: Students hate ‘toxic masculinity’…but don’t know what it is.

Related: Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat.

TO BE FAIR, NOT MUCH TWISTING WAS ACTUALLY REQUIRED: Kimberly Ross: The Women’s March has twisted feminism into toxic femininity.

WELL, THAT WENT SWIMMINGLY: Requirement That Women Constitute 40% Of Faculty Search Committees Resulted In 38% Reduction In Female Hires. The article blames “male backlash” but it’s water-cooler wisdom that female committee members are harder on female candidates than male committee members are.

DEAR PRINCE CHARMING:  Please leave Sleeping Beauty alone.  You’re nothing but a rapist. Or so says a Chapman University group. 

YOU SELDOM SEE A HEALTHY-LOOKING VEGAN: Vegans ‘have twice as many sick days as their meat eating colleagues.’

ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Are You Neglecting Your Meat?

I keep urging The Boy to do this.  It might be the NEXT thing they try although it appears the steroid treatments may have done the trick.  IT’S NOT JUST C. DIFF: Fecal transplant effective against ulcerative colitis, study says.

MICHAEL LEDEEN: Book Your Trip Now to the Pizza Olympics.

LIKE LEFTY DIET NOSTRUMS GENERALLY, IT’S CRAP: The “planetary health diet”, published this week in British medical journal The Lancet, is being touted as having the ability to save the planet but questions are already being raised about potential health risks.  It doesn’t matter what the problem is, the solution is always for us to give the government more money and power, while we eat less meat.