Opening Night

One of my worst ever.

1. Pirates first entrance. We've always pushed the tempo....last night we finished about a measure and a half before the orchestra. Hook is to take a tumble from a bier. He fell wrong and wrenched his back. As a result, his lines, timing and lyrics went out the window. Our first funny bit was totally lost and thus failed the other two times it was performed in the show. The tango lyrics were only sung about 1/3 of the time. Nagging feeling that something else is missing.

2. Second entrance: Lost boys built Wendy's House crooked so our dance area was greatly reduced. Dance fine. Lines fine. Lyrics fine. Comedy bits lost – timing off. And costume bits flying apart on stage (only two, but still) Nagging feeling continues....can't put my finger on it.

3. Tiger Lily scene. Starkey got tangled up backstage and missed the entrance. It's his big scene. I'd done the bit before so I grabbed TL and Smee and I went ahead with the scene....about halfway through the initial cross (all Smee lines) Starkey came up behind us. I placed TL in her spot, went back to mine and the scene played out just fine. Nagging feeling lingers. WHAT'S MISSING?

4. Abduction scene: Somebody spilled bubble solution downstage. Seemed to concern the Indians quite a bit but nobody really plays that scene in the DS area so not an issue. Lost Boys have been playing the scene too far up and too far right so the abduction looses it's surprise. Otherwise this scene came off fine

5. Waltz: not bad. Except. Went to grab the lapels of my vest in the middle of the song when I realized what the nagging feeling was and what was missing. My vest! Did the whole show w/o it. And nobody noticed. Although Smee mentioned at one point I looked a little “Luke Skywalker-ish” due to the off white tunic I was wearing. Battle on the ship. Not bad. I Gotta Crow: not bad.

Margret Qwamme wrote the review. More of a rundown. All very “factual.” Cast wasn't happy as we retired to the Jury Room to lick our wounds. BG seemed OK with it all … audience seemed to enjoy it. Tonight we fix it and do it right.

One down four to go.

Sorry about the hiatus. All of our worldly goods have been packed away for storage … and Peter Pan opens tonight. Opening nights are often quite exciting but this one just isn't. The thrill will hit when the curtain goes up....and again when that first laugh comes at some “bit” I've done....and a third at that first ripple of applause. But it's been a tough run, what with all of the distractions. My fellow pirates have been GREAT! No dissension in the ranks. We've all gotten along well. Not so for the other groups. There's been some bickering amongst the Lost Boys/Darlings and some issues among the Indians. And the opportunity to work on the Great Southern Theater stage is AWESOME.

I'll try to resume regular contributions in June ….. not like there hasn't been anything going on.....what with a new Supreme Court nominee, the Norks throwing nukes, Obama closing down all of the Republican Chrysler dealerships and a handful of other fun things!

Obama is now taking:

 the same  position on polar bears as Sarah Palin

the same positon on Gitmo as George Bush

and the same position on Same Sex Marriage as Bush and Chrisitian Miss California Prejean.

Hope and change!

Interesting chat at the (online) poker game last night. Over the months this has become like a home game. We're all getting to know each other, our styles, etc. So last night another “longtimer” decided to hold forth on how he views our styles. He's one of the good guys so his comments were enjoyed and taken in the spirit of good fun which they were intended. Then some of the “newbies” or “occasionals” started to chime in and their observations were, well, just goofy.

Especially about me. Here's a little tip about how I (and many others) play tournament poker. We play small ball early when everybody has chips and blinds are small. After 3-5 levels however the mix is QUITE different. You encounter (or find yourself in) more short stacks. And SS play is VERY different from “normal” play. So I find myself pushing more – either because I wanna steal blinds, force drawing hands out or force SS's into committing when they shouldn't. Nothing radical there. And yet there sits a guy who, over the course of the last six months, has played probably a dozen hands with me. Tops. Telling everybody how I play. It'd be like visiting The Strip at noon then telling everybody there really aren't that many bright shiny lights. Then another noob picks up on one of the longtimer's comments. He'd mentioned how “lucky” I am. I “always” draw/suck out. Three hands later I'm UTG with JJ. I raise 3xbb....two callers. Flop comes 3-5-K rainbow. I bet the pot, everybody folds and he sez “see, you ALWAYS hit.” At which point I showed my cards and advised that I DON'T “always” hit – I just outplay him. Then I catch hell because I got testy about it. Sheesh. Went on to finish 4^th. Here's the deal: the math of cards is immutable. The math IS the math. If I'm getting pot odds, I call. If I'm not, I don't. And since I don't, other players rarely see me in hands when I REALLY suck out (2 outers, etc.) They OFTEN see me in hands where I'm getting the correct odds to make the play and when I win them they remember, but can never recall it when I don't.

Bottom line – the view of the donk is that the other guy ALWAYS wins because he's lucky, and the donk ALWAYS wins because he's skillful. The view of the good player is that 25% of the cards in the deck are spades, 1/13^th are aces, sometimes the donk wins but over time the good player will.

recent polling has incated approximately 60% of the American Public now thinks we're heading in the right direction.

If four people were pulling a wagon and six people were riding in said wagon, wouldn't 60% think everything was just fine?

with a hat tip to Denise and Atlas Shrugs

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road". Barocky Road is a blend of half-Vanilla, half-Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $74,000.00 per person. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus, you are left with an empty Wallet, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream .

Do you feel stimulated now?

Not in $$$ but in result. Up at 6am and out the door shortly thereafter. No decent games @ Fitz (again. I keep hoping. I really DID enjoy playing there but will NOT play 6D or SD 6:5.) Over to Binions. 1 pit open. $15 game empty. Bought in for 300 and in less than an hour walked with over 600. Joyous. Was hitting EVERYTHING. Getting great hands. 10-2 was drawing 7 & 8 and the dealers were busting their 5's an 6's. Hit my win limit and forced myself to break. Up 300 for the day, down 100 for the trip. Walked over to the Krispy Kreme (sorry gang, I prefer it to DD's) and grabbed a donut then back to B's. When what should my wondering eyes should appear – they'd jumped the table limit to $25 on me! WOOOHOO! It was Monday morning at 8ish. Place was empty and they RAISED the table limit. Perhaps that's sop but I was surprised ... and pissed so I cruised back to Fitzys and played though 2 6D shoes. Dropped $25. Then figured WTH and went back to do battle. Knowing players reading this realize the mistake I was about to make. My roll is suited for $10 play. I can handle $15 play under most circumstances but I know I'm cutting it close. I'd need to TRIPLE the roll for $25 play. But I only had a few hours left and this was to be my last gasp. Sat down. Bought in. And an hour later left with over $600 AGAIN! +600 for the day. +200 for the trip. Took my break at a slot maching, won $2! and heard the announcement for the 10am tourney at Binions.....played well but busted out at the 4^th blind level. Cost me $55. Back to the room to change, pack and depart. Up 550 for the day, up 150 for the trip. $50 for food. $120 for travel and tips. A NICE Vegas w/e for $20!!!!!

Up at 6am Vegas time. Coffee in the room – I LOVE that! No decent tables open at Fitzys (a growing tend) so off to Binions. Two hours at a “traditional” table, 50% penetration, that was a study in contrasts. I was in 3^rd base flatbetting and counting. 1^st base a a frat boy who's wager size seem to be based on how many chips he picked up. Couldn't catch cards, then when he DID it was when he min bet. Midfield was a drunk woman who's decision to stand or hit seemed to be based on something other than the cards she OR the dealer had. They both went broke in an hour. After TWO hours I was up $135 bringing my trip to +260. Hand of the session: I had locked up my buy-in and was betting greenies. Drew 9-9 to a dealer 6. Split em. Got a Q on the first and another 9 on the second. Resplit. Pulled a J and a 10 so I'm sitting with $75 out and three 19's. Dealer turns over a 10. And draws a three. C'est la guerre.

Had 45 minutes to kill before the 10am poker tourney. Bought in at roulette for $30. Cashed out 30 minutes later with $40. Up $145 for the day, $270 for the trip. Then over to the poker room for the tourney. 44 players. I lasted to the 3^rd round. Internet chip bully and I finally went all in together. I had Q-10 diamonds..he had K-J hearts. I filled my straight. He filled his flush. Down $55 for a daily total of +90, trip total of +215. Made the mistake of sitting down at Fitzys one dd game. Dropped 175. TWICE the deck was +4 or +5, I had big bets out that CRIED out for doubles, which I did...and lost them BOTH! NOT a happy camper. Down 85 for the day, up 40 for the trip.

And now for the tourist portion of our show. Caught the Deuce down to the strip. Stepped off the bus in front of the HFCH (Circus Circus, don't ask) and felt a surge. LOVE IT!!! Hit the Riv poker room where a very pleasant manager informed me the websites are wrong – the 1:00 tourney starts at 2:00. If this had been my FIRST 24 hours I mighta stuck around and waited. As it's my LAST 24 I resented it and hit the road. The Viva McDonalds? Worth seeing if you're nearby. Wynn's Encore? Magnificent. More of the same. Don't like the way they've crapped up the Venetian's main entrance. The Volcano needed to be improved. It has been. Prime Rib at Bill's was GREAT, as it always is. I've eaten a birthday meal there every year for almost a decade. Caught a fountain show at the Bellagio right after I visited the Atrium. Very nice. The tulips and lilacs are VERY strong, and the English/Italian/Japanese garden effects are nice. Rode the Deuce back up to Fremont. Hadn't been on it before. Rode the top deck although it's not much different. Might be different to a first timer or at night. Only gaming on The Strip: dropped $10 in a new Star Trek machine while waiting for my table. Hit a bonus round early. Seems to be a fun game but the big bonuses seem to be for the long time/serious slot player.

Had about 2 hours before the Fitz 5pm tourney so I figured more blackjack at Binions. Table was choppy – up 25, down50, even, down 100, up 10. But the cards were running nicely, the dealer was quiet, the pit critters were ignoring me and the view was good. So I played until 6. Ended up down 85 after a disastrous last shoe. Down 170 for the day, down 45 for the trip. Total food bill currently stands at $45 including tip. Not bad really. I've showered, changed socks and am ready for the late night marathon. No more poker tourneys. Black jack until I go broke, collapse from exhaustion, or checkout. And then it hit. Two sessions @ Binions. Short sessions. TOO short. Dropped 150 once and 200 once. Down 520 for the day, 400 for the trip. Back to the room by 9pm Vegas time. Figure I can sleep 9 hours, get up at 6am and have a solid morning session before checkout and departure.