RORY: You know what? I do not appreciate you calling me that. In fact, I don't appreciate you talking to me, or about me at all.
WILLIAM: Fine.
RORY: I know you've been telling the story.
WILLIAM: What story?
RORY: The laundry room story. Remember the laundry room?
WILLIAM: Machines, rinse cycle -
RORY: I asked you to get coffee, that's it. I did not ask you to get married, or say that I loved you, or ask to have your children. And I'm not stalking you! It was a complete coincidence that I happened to go into a meeting that you happened to be in. I had no idea you were there. And it's hard to ask someone out and it puts you in an incredibly vulnerable position! So, it's cruel to use that incident as a funny cocktail story. So from now on, I would appreciate it if you would refrain from telling the hilarious laundry room incident to anyone, anywhere, ever again. [She picks up her coat and begins to walk off.]
WILLIAM: I wasn't talking about you.
RORY: What?
WILLIAM: There was this girl from the third floor, she asked me out like a 100 times. She followed me to class. She baked me a cake every day for a month, then she snuck in my window and hid in my closet, covered in whipped cream.
RORY: Oh, well - that is a little … extreme.
WILLIAM: I didn't tell anybody about the laundry room.
RORY: Well, good. [She turns to leave, but turns back.] Um, do you think that you could maybe not tell anyone this story also, 'cause, that would be great. Thanks.

LANE: I started it when I was six, the day you told me the Cookie Monster was one of the seven deadly sins.
MRS. KIM: Gluttony.
LANE: Yes, gluttony.

LORELAI: Well, I think you handled that very well.
RORY: I was so humiliated.
LORELAI: You didn't know.
RORY: How self-centered am I that I just assumed that he was talking about me?
LORELAI: Well, I would have assumed the same thing, so, incredibly self-centered.
RORY: All I know is I can't show my face in International Relations Club again, or the laundry room, or the dining room, or anywhere.
LORELAI: Well hey, if that nut job who jumped out of his closet Reddi-Whipped is still hanging around, I think you're fine.

RORY: How’d you know we were here?
DEAN: ‘Cause you’re always here.
RORY: We’re not always here.
LORELAI: Uh, do you wanna eat with us, Dean?
DEAN: Rory?
RORY: Huh?
DEAN: Is that okay?
RORY: Yes. Oh, yes, you don’t have to ask.
LORELAI: Hey, we’re three.
LUKE: I did the math. You gonna eat something?
DEAN: Sure, yeah, I’ll take the special omelet, I guess.
LUKE: You put him up to this?
LORELAI: No, I did not!
LUKE: Sure. You don’t even know what’s in it.
DEAN: I’m not picky.
LUKE: So you’ll send it back after I make it?
DEAN: No.
LUKE: Right. I’ll come back when I’ve got time for this.
DEAN: What was that all about?
LORELAI: I think it was a little something in your attitude, mister.

RORY: Mom! [answers phone] Hello? [hangs up] That ringing is not in your head, you know.
LORELAI: Uh, you’ve gotta read this Motley Crue book. I swear, you get to the point where Ozzy Osbourne snorts a row of ants and you think, it cannot get any grosser, and then you turn the page and oh, hello, yes it can! It’s excellent!
RORY: Why didn’t you answer the phone?
LORELAI: Because I firmly believe that once you’ve experienced something five thousand times, you need to move on.
RORY: What are you talking about?
LORELAI: I knew who it was.
RORY: Who was it?
LORELAI: The same person who’s called the machine so many times now that I actually heard it sigh.
RORY: Dean?
LORELAI: Dean the determined.
RORY: Oh man.

DEAN: [on answering machine] Hey, it’s me. Uh, it’s four o’clock, call me when you got home. [beep] Hey, uh, it’s four thirty. I’m home, call me. [beep] It’s quarter to five – where are you? I’ll try paging you. [beep] It’s five-thirty. Did you get my page? Call with the answer.
RORY: They are not all from him.
DEAN: [on answering machine] Hey, I totally forgot you were getting home at six.
LORELAI: And yet, oddly, even after remembering that information. . .
DEAN: [on answering machine] Hey, it’s five forty-five and I just thought I’d see if you got home early.
LORELAI: I swear, that boy would make a good drinking game.

LORELAI: No, I’m saying that. I can see it, and by the way, I get it. But sometimes when things are out of whack, it freaks us out a little and makes us feel like we’re losing something that’s really important and that scares us even more so we try really hard to hold onto whatever it is we think we’re losing and sometimes we hold on a little too hard.
DEAN: Too hard?
LORELAI: Like calling ten times in a three hour period, too hard.
DEAN: Fourteen times.
LORELAI: Okay, now, see, I was gonna let you slide but hey – an honest man, I like that.


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