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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel Mon 2/1/2010 8:00 am: Star Trek Enterprise 8am-7pm SYFY 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 12:51/3:51 EST short: You Just Can't Win (1948) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST Adv. of Don Juan (1948, Errol Flynn) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST The Way We Were (1973, Barbra Streisand) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Funny Girl (1968, Streisand as Fanny Brice) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY The Golden Compass (2007, Nicole Kidman) HBO Family 7:20 pm Vantage Point (2008) Starz 7:30 pm Death Sentence (2007, Kevin Bacon hunts down son's killers) FX Channel 7:41/10:41 EST short: Stop, Look & Listen (safe driving & road rage) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Chuck & Heroes (new eps) NBC An American Carol (2008, Kelsey Grammer, Kevin Farley) The Movie Channel Back To The Future (1985, a past Monstervision feature, Michael J. Fox) Encore Bait Car (new ep) TruTV Batman (1989, tell your friends about me) Spike Dante's Peak (1997, Pierce Brosnan) American Movie Classics Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) Showtime #2 Spy Kids (2001) Disney Channel 8pm/11pm EST Heathers (1989, Joe Bob's favorite bitchy teen suicide comedy) IFC 8pm/11pm EST Lawrence of Arabia (1962, Peter O'Toole, Anthony Quinn) Turner Classic Movies 8:15 pm Hotel For Dogs (2009) Cinemax 9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX BET Honors BET The Abyss (1989) HBO Family Panic Room (2002, Jodie Foster vs. home intruders) Oxygen Sunshine Cleaning (2009, two women start a service cleaning up messy crime scenes) Starz Witness (1985, Harrison Ford undercover as Amish in a murder case) More Max 9pm & 1am Intervention/Hoarders (new eps) A and E 9pm & 1am American Pickers/Pawn Stars (new eps) History Channel 9pm/12am EST The Princess Bride (1987, a fractured fairy tale, Billy Crystal) Fox Movie Channel 9:30 pm Company Man (2000, Sigourney Weaver, Denis Leary) The Movie Channel 9:45 pm Carbon Copy (businessman George Segal has a grown black son) Flix 10:00 pm CSI Miami (new ep) CBS Diary Of A Callgirl (new ep) Showtime The Unborn (2009) Cinemax 10:30 pm Volcano (in downtown Los Angeles, Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics 10:35 pm Blow Starz 11:00 PM (ANIME MONDAY) MONSTER/DESCENDANST OF DARKNESS SYFY 12am/3am EST Becket (1964, Peter O'Toole, Richard Burton, John Gielgud) Turner Classic Movies 1:35 am The Stepfather 2 (a past Monstervision movie, Terry O'Quinn) Flix 2:00 am Feast Of Love (R) The Movie Channel 2:30/5:30 EST Great Expectations (1946) Turner Classic Movies 3:05 am Burnt Offerings Flix 6:15/9:15 EST The Dam Busters (1955) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 2/02/2010 8:00 am Star Trek: The Next Generation 8am-9pm SYFY 8:30/11:30 EST Mogambo (1953, Clark Gable in Africa) Turner Classic Movies 9:10 am Mirrors (horror) Cinemax 9:45am & 6:15pm Ghost Town HBO 10:30/1:30 EST Test Pilot (1938, Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy) Turner Classic Movies Noon & 8pm 12 Rounds HBO 12:30/3:30 EST Billy The Kid (1941) Turner Classic Movies 1:05pm & 12:40am Head Trauma The Movie Channel 2:15/5:15 EST Mr. Dodd Takes The Air (1937, Kenny Baker) Turner Classic Movies 3:15 pm Planes, Trains & Automobiles (Steve Martin, John Candy) Cinemax 3:45/5:45 EST One Way Passage (dying heiress meets condemned criminal on ship) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm The 5th Element (Bruce Willis scifi) HBO 4:10 pm Fuzz The Movie Channel 5pm/8pm EST The Thin Man (1934, William Powell, Myrna Loy) Turner Classic Movies 5:45 pm First Knight The Movie Channel 6:30 pm Rising Sun (murder in a Japanese corporation, Sean Connery) Fox Movie Channel 6:38/9:38 EST short: A Boy & his Dog (1946) Turner Classic Movies 6:40 pm Virtuosity Cinemax 7:00 pm Dr. Dolittle 2 (Eddie Murphy) HBO Family 7:25/10:25 EST Alien Visitor (1995, aliens land in Australia) IFC 8:00 pm NCIS & NCIS Los Angeles (new eps) CBS Lost: Final Chapter (series recap) ABC Nova: Machu Picchu, Lost City of the Incas (new ep) PBS Biography (Jenny McCarthy, Anna Nicole Smith & Traci Lords, 1 hour each) Bio Channel 12 Rounds (2009) HBO Blood Feud (1978, Sophia Loren) Flix The Goonies (1985, Sean Astin, hidden pirate ship treasure) Encore Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2: Cradle Of Life American Movie Classics Next (2007, Nicolas Cage as a psychic the FBI want to use against terrorists) FX Channel 8pm & 10:30pm Road House (1989, Patrick Swayze vs. his demons) CMT 8:30 pm The Happening (2008, Mark Wahlberg) Cinemax Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989, with George Carlin) HBO Family 9:00 pm Dirty Jobs (new ep, scariest job ever) Discovery Channel I Didn't Know/I'm Pregnant (new eps) Discovery Health The Unborn (2009) More Max 9pm & 1am Psychic Kids/Paranormal State (new eps) A and E 9pm & 1am How The Earth Was Made (new ep: Mt St Helens) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Speed (1994, Dennis Hopper, Keanu Reeves) Fox Movie Channel 9:45 pm The Cassandra Crossing (1977, speeding train with plague aboard) Flix 10:00 pm Maneaters (new ep: alligator & croc attacks) Animal Planet Bad Boys (R, 1995) Encore Bill & Teds Bogus Adventure (sequel battling evil clone robots) HBO Family Little Couple (new ep) TLC White Collar (new ep, human organ harvesting scheme) USA Network 10pm & 2am Life After People (new ep) History Channel 10:30 pm Alien Sex Files More Max The Butterfly Effect (if you change the past you can't get back to the future) FX Channel 11:00 PM BATS: HUMAN HARVEST SYFY 12:15/3:15 EST Sergeant York (1941, pacifist becomes war hero) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am The Substitute 4: Failure Is Not An Option Cinemax 3:00 AM TERMINATION POINT SYFY 3:30 am A Boy & his Dog (post-apocalyptic Don Johnson scifi) Flix 3:45 am Scanners (R) The Movie Channel 4:50 am The Andromeda Strain (germ warfare escapes from lab) Cinemax 5:45/8:45 EST Viva Villa (Wallace Beery, Fay Wray, 1934) Turner Classic Movies 7:45/10:45 EST Public Enemy (James Cagney's a tough guy, see?) Turner Classic Movies followed by Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 2/03/2010 8:00 am Friday the 13th: The TV-series (marathon 8am-4pm) SYFY 9am & 10pm The Unborn Cinemax 9:20 am Scorched The Movie Channel 11am & 8pm Beowulf The Movie Channel 11:30 am & 5am The Lady In White Flix 11:30/2:30 EST The Jungle Book (1942, Sabu as a boy raised by wolves) Turner Classic Movies 1:15/4:15 EST The Thief Of Bagdad (1940, Sabu vs. mythical monsters) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Wes Craven Presents: They Flix 2:15 pm Tank Girl (Lori Petty, Malcolm McDowell, Ice-T) Cinemax 3pm/6pm EST short: Cavalcade Of The Dance (1943) Turner Classic Movies 3:15/6:15 EST Cabin In The Sky (1943 fantasy, Ethel Waters, Lena Horn) Turner Classic Movies 4:40 pm Death At A Funeral (R) The Movie Channel 4:45 pm Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Damon Wayans, Jeff Goldblum) Flix 5pm/8pm EST Pinky (1949, a black woman passes as white to get into nursing school) Turner Classic Movies 5:50 pm Get Smart Cinemax 6:00 pm The Making of: Coraline HBO 7:00 pm The Women (2008, Meg Ryan) More Max Incredible Shrinking Woman (Lily Tomlin spoof of 1950s scifi movies) HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST Moonrise (1948, murderer's son accidentally kills someone) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Romancing The Stone (adventure, Kathleen Turner) Fox Movie Channel 7:30 pm The Girl Next Door (2004, high school kid falls for porn star) FX Channel 7:45 pm The Hunt For Red October (1990, Sean Connery) Cinemax 7:55 pm National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets (2007, Nicolas Cage) Starz 8:00 pm 1000 Ways To Die marathon (non-survival of the unfittest) Spike The Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials (new top 10) CBS Human Target (new ep) FOX Secrets Of Shangri-La (a kingdom in the Himalayas) PBS William Shatner's Raw Nerve (2 eps) Bio Channel Beowulf (2007) The Movie Channel Enter The Dragon (1973, Bruce Lee, John Saxon) American Movie Classics The Matrix (1999) BET The Perfect Storm (2000) Family Channel Scent Of A Woman (1992, Pacino as a blind veteran) Encore Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey can't say no) HBO 8:25 pm The Dead Girl (2006) Sundance Channel 8:37/11:37 EST short: Plan For Destruction (1943) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm Law & Order Special Victims Unit (new ep, a nasty lawyer) NBC Biography: Richard Pryor, John Belushi (1 hour each) Bio Channel Chinatown Mafia (the underworld of San Francisco) Nat Geo Channel Criminal Minds (new ep) CBS Ghost Hunters Internat (new ep: Tasmania) SYFY Footloose (1984, Kevin Bacon, John Lithgow) Lifetime Sex & the City: The Movie (2008) HBO #2 True Lies (1994, Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis take on terrorists with a nuclear bomb) CMT 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest (new ep: killer bees) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Destination Tokyo (1943, Cary Grant in WW2 submarine) Turner Classic Movies 9pm/12am EST Vital Signs Fox Movie Channel 9:30 & 1:30 Dog The Bounty Hunter/Steven Seagal Lawman (new eps) A and E 9:45 pm HBO 1st Look: The Wolfman HBO 9:45/12:45 EST Crash (2004, some of my best friends like this movie) IFC 10:00 pm CSI:NY (new ep, a woman's death leads to vampires) CBS Hart's War (Bruce Willis, POWs plot to escape WW2 Germans) The Movie Channel Leverage (new ep) TNT Psych (new ep) USA Network Solving History (new ep, the lost city of Atlantis) Discovery Channel The Unborn (2009) Cinemax 10:30 pm Fight Club (1999, it took gonades to join) American Movie Classics 10:40 pm Dirty Dancing (unchain your melody) Encore 11:30 pm Wanted HBO 11:30/2:30 EST Man In The Iron Mask (1939, dir: James Whale) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Sex Games Cancun Cinemax 1:30/4:30 EST Disraeli (1929, later remade with Albert Einstein as the matchmaker) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 am Young Guns Cinemax 3:00 AM SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK AGAIN SYFY 3am/6am EST The Green Goddess (1930) Turner Classic Movies 4:15/7:15 EST Captain Blood (1935, Errol Flynn as the famous pirate) Turner Classic Movies 6:15/9:15 EST Desperate Journey (1942, Errol Flynn, Ronald Reagan, Alan Hale) Turner Classic Movies followed by Air Force (1943, John Garfield) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 am Canadian Bacon (Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, US declares war on Canada) HBO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 2/04/2010 8:00 am Special Unit 2 marathon SYFY 10:30/1:30 EST Pride Of The Marines (1945, a blinded vet returns home) Turner Classic Movies 10:35am & 5:35am Scorpio Flix 12:30 pm Bless The Child (Satanic cult wants a 6-year-old girl) Flix Planet Of The Apes HBO 12:30/3:30 EST Above & Beyond (1952, WW2 pilot flying to Hiroshima) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 PM CAPRICA (PILOT, 2 hour) SYFY 5pm/8pm EST The Uninvited (1944, this house has a secret) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Masters Of Horror 7pm-11pm SYFY Casper (live-action & CGI, plus a wednesday girl) HBO Family Fatal Attraction (1987, Glenn Close won't be ignored) More Max 7pm/10pm EST Kitty (1946, Ray Milland) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST White Men Can't Jump (Woody Harrelson comedy) Fox Movie Channel 7:30 pm Coming To America (1988, Eddie Murphy, James Earl Jones) Family Channel 7:55 pm Stephen King's The Mist (2007) Showtime #2 8:00 pm Vampire Diaries & Supernatural (new eps) CW (formerly WB) Biography: Boy George Bio Channel Bones (new ep) FOX Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969, kinky Natalie Wood, Dyan Cannon) Flix Bull Durham (1988, Kevin Costner) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) Donnie Brasco (Pacino, Johnny Depp, 1997) Encore The Incredible Hulk (2008, Ed Norton) Cinemax A Prairy Home Companion (2006, Garrison Keillor, Lily Tomlin, Tommy Lee Jones) Sundance Channel Superhero Movie (2008 spoof, bitten by radioactive dragonfly) The Movie Channel 12 Rounds (2009) HBO #2 The Untouchables (1987, Sean Connery vs. the Chicago way) American Movie Classics Why We Laugh: Black Comedians On Black Comedy Showtime Wildcats (1986, Goldie Hawn as inner-city high school football coach) VS. The Wronged Man (2009) LMN 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels & Food Tech (new eps) History Channel 8pm/11pm EST Bamboozled (2000, Damon Wayans) IFC 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV 8:45 pm Ghost Dad (1990, Bill Cosby) HBO Family 9:00 pm Fringe (new ep, did William Bell cause an earthquake in NY?) FOX Biography: Elton John (2 hour) Bio Channel CSI Crime Scene Investigation & The Mentalist (new eps) CBS Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (new ep) TruTV Coraline (2009, from the producer of The Nightmare Before Christmas) HBO Deception (2008) More Max Waist Deep (2006 urban thriller) BET 9pm & 1am 1st 48 & Manhunters (new eps) A and E 9pm/12am EST Adv. of Robin Hood (Errol Flynn vs. evil Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies 9pm/12am EST Point Break (1991, Keanu Reeves as an undercover surfer FBI agent) Fox Movie Channel 9:05 pm You Don't Mess With The Zohan Starz 9:30 pm The Ladies Man (Tim Meadows, Billy Dee Williams, Will Ferrell) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Penn & Teller's Bull Showtime Archer (new ep) FX Channel Burn Notice (new ep) USA Network Ghost Town HBO Signature Phenomenon (1996) Flix Sliver (1993) Cinemax 10:10 pm Stephen King's Christine (1983) Encore 10:30 pm Max Payne HBO #2 11pm/2am EST Romeo & Juliet (1936, Leslie Howard, Norma Shearer) Turner Classic Movies 12:50 am Doomsday Cinemax 3:00 AM THE HIVE SYFY 3:10 am Blue Steel (R, Jamie Lee Curtis) The Movie Channel 3:15/6:15 EST Address Unknown (1944) Turner Classic Movies 4:30/7:30 EST The Navy Comes Through (1942, old freighter is attacked by Nazis) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 am Lars & the Real Girl (quirky comedy with a blowup doll) The Movie Channel 6am/9am EST Flirtation Walk (1934, Dick Powell, Ruby Keeler) Turner Classic Movies 6:05 am Lassie HBO 6:30 am The Hustler Cinemax 7:30 am Fuzz The Movie Channel 7:45 am A Knight's Tale HBO 7:45/10:45 EST Gold Diggers Of 1933 (Joan Blondell, Ruby Keeler) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 2/05/2010 8:00 am The Twilight Zone (60 & 30-minute eps) SYFY 8:45 am Slumdog Millionaire Cinemax 9:30/12:30 EST Foul Play (1978, Goldie Hawn, Chevy Chase, Dudley Moore) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am FX/2: The Deadly Art Of Illusion (and robo-clown) HBO 10:50 am Basic Instinct Cinemax 11:45/2:45 EST In Harm's Way (1965, John Wayne, Kirk Douglas vs. WW2 Japan) Turner Classic Movies Noon Curse of the Jade Scorpion (mystery spoof) HBO 4:35 pm Blood Feud (R) Flix 5pm/8pm EST True Grit (John Wayne, 1969) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 PM CAPRICA (PILOT, 2 hour) SYFY 6:15 pm Legend of the Lone Ranger Flix 6:55/9:55 EST Kinky Boots (2005 quirky comedy about failing shoe factory) IFC 7:00 pm Baby's Day Out (1994) HBO Family Haunted Mansion (Eddie Murphy ain't afraid of ghosts) Disney XD The 1st Wives Club (1996, Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler) Oxygen Unbreakable (2000, Bruce Willis) ION 7:15/10:15 EST The Shootist (1976, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies 7:40 pm Apocalypto (2006, heads will roll) Starz 7:45 pm Jurassic Park (1993, Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill) Cinemax 8:00 pm Smallville (new ep, 2 hour) CW (formerly WB) Ghost Whisperer & Medium & NUMB3RS (new eps) CBS Loverboy (1989) E's Style Channel Space Cowboys (2000, aging astronauts find something nasty in orbit) American Movie Classics To Die For (1995, Matt Dillon) Flix 8pm/11pm EST Can-Can (1960, Shirley MacLaine, Juliet Prowse as can-can dancers) Fox Movie Channel 8:45 pm Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey) HBO Family 8:45/11:45 EST Super Troopers (2001 comedy, cops vs. state cops) IFC 9:00 pm Caprica (new ep) SYFY Armed & Dangerous (1986, John Candy & Eugene Levy as bumbling security officers) TV-Land Bruce Almighty (2003, with Morgan Freeman as God) USA Network Fun With Dick & Jane (2005, Jim Carrey, Tea Leoni) FX Channel Groundhog Day (Bill Murray caught in a timeloop) Bravo Role Models (2008) HBO A Time To Kill (1996, Samuel L. Jackson) TNT Twister (1996, Joe Bob and MST3000's Mike Nelson checked it out) TBS Watchmen (2009, retired superheroes vs. alternate-Earth corrupt President Nixon) HBO #2 9:45 pm Rising Sun (Sean Connery, murder in a Japanese corporation) Encore 10:00 pm Swamp Loggers (new ep) Discovery Channel The Haunted (new ep) Animal Planet Spartacus (new ep) Starz Donnie Darko MTV I Am Legend (Will Smith's remake of Omega Man & Last Man On Earth) Cinemax The Stepfather 2 (a past Monstervision movie, Terry O'Quinn) Flix 10:45 pm HBO 1st Look: The Wolfman HBO 11:30 pm Assassination Tango Flix Death Race (remake of Deathrace 2000 and The Running Man) HBO 11:30/2:30 EST Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967) Turner Classic Movies 11:55 pm What Women Want (Mel Gibson can hear women's thoughts but can't turn it off) The Movie Channel 1:05 am Body Of Lies Cinemax 1:30/4:30 EST Bad Day At Black Rock (1955, Joe Bob checked it out) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM VIRUS SYFY 3am/6am EST Crossfire (1947, Robert Young, Robert Mitchum) Turner Classic Movies 3:40 am The Alphabet Killer (R) The Movie Channel 6:30/9:30 EST How The West Was Won (1962, James Stewart, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 am Kung Fu Panda Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sat 2/06/2010 8am & 6:15pm Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa HBO 8:30am & 4:10pm Fight Night The Movie Channel 9:00 AM REST STOP SYFY 9:30/12:30 EST The Magnificent 7 (1960, Bronson, Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies 10am & 10pm Baby Mama (2008 comedy, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler) HBO 10:35 am Black Knight Cinemax 11:00 AM HEADLESS HORSEMAN SYFY 11:25 am Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th (R, slasher spoof) Flix 11:45/2:45 EST Maverick (1994, James Garner, Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster) Turner Classic Movies 12:15 pm Heaven's Prisoners (a past Monstervision feature, Alec Baldwyn) Cinemax 12:45 pm Gunshy (1998, R) The Movie Channel 1:00 PM JOYRIDE 2: DEAD AHEAD SYFY 2pm/5pm EST The Great Escape (1963, Steve McQueen vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies followed by Bullitt (1968, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 PM WRONG TURN 2: DEAD END SYFY 3:45 pm Journey To The Center Of The Earth HBO 4:05 pm 10000 BC Cinemax 5:00 PM BONE EATER SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Down Periscope (1996 spoof of The Hunt For Red October) Fox Movie Channel 6:00 pm Patriot Games (Harrison Ford) Cinemax 6pm & 8:30pm Matrix Revolutions (2003, conclusion of the trilogy) ION (formerly PAX) 6:30 & 9pm Death Sentence (2007, Kevin Bacon hunts down his son's killers) FX Channel 7:00 PM HOUSE OF BONES (2009, the most haunted house in New Orleans) SYFY Nim's Island HBO Family Stranger At The Door (2004) Lifetime What's Love Got To Do With It (1993, Ike & Tina Turner biopic) VH-1 Witness (1985, Harrison Ford as a cop undercover in Amish country) More Max 7pm/10pm EST The French Connection (1971, Gene Hackman, Roy Scheider) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Down Periscope (1996, Kelsey Grammer, Bruce Dern, Rip Torn) Fox Movie Channel 7:15 pm Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Chevy Chase, 1989) CMT 7:30 pm 10 items or less (2006) The Movie Channel 8:00 pm Psychic Invest. (2 eps) Bio Channel BET Honors (repeated from Monday, 2 hour) BET The Da Vinci Code (2006, Tom Hanks vs. killer albino monk) TNT Eagle Eye (2008) Cinemax The Edge Of Never (2009) Showtime #2 The English Patient (1996, Ralph Fiennes) Flix Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone (2001, 1st in the movie series) ABC My Cousin Vinny (1992, wiseguy Joe Pesci vs. Alabama judge Fred Gwynne) Encore An Officer & a Gentleman (1982, Richard Gere, Debra Winger, Louis Gossett Jr) WE The Parent Trap (1998 remake, Lindsay Lohan) Family Channel Silverado (1985, Scott Glenn, Kevin Costner, Danny Glover) American Movie Classics Temple Grandin (2010, scientist who overcame autism in 1970s) HBO 8pm/11pm EST American Psycho (2000, Christian Bale, Willem Dafoe) IFC 9:00 PM Haunted History (ghost ships) Bio Channel Balls of Fury (2007 spoof of The Karate Kid, James Hong as the Master) Comedy Central CURSED, THE (2010) SYFY The Eye (2008, blind woman sees ghosts after transplant) The Movie Channel Mean Girls (2004, Lindsay Lohan) TBS Paul Blart, Mall Cop (2009 comedy) Starz 9pm/12am EST Bonnie & Clyde (1967, Michael J. Pollard, Fay Dunaway) Turner Classic Movies 9pm/12am EST Down Periscope (1996 spoof of The Hunt For Red October) Fox Movie Channel 9pm/12am EST Bounce (2000, Ben Affleck) WGN 9:15 pm The Great Outdoors (a past Monstervision feature, John Candy vs. Dan Aykroyd) CMT 9:45 pm The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) Showtime #2 9:45/12:45 EST Chopper (2000, Eric Bana as a ruthless criminal) IFC 10:00 pm Hot Pursuit (new eps) TruTV The Great Debaters (2007) BET 10pm & 2am Templar Code (the mysterious Knights of the Templar) History Channel 10pm & 2:40am Dragonball Evolution (2009, teen saves the world) Cinemax 10:40 pm Underworld: Rise Of The Lycons Starz 10:45pm & 2am Splintered (R) The Movie Channel 11:00 PM DOMINION: PREQUEL TO THE EXORCIST SYFY 11pm/2am EST Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (1961, Vivien Leigh, Warren Beatty) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST Waterloo Bridge (1940, WW1 prostitute) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 AM CAPRICA (2-hour PILOT) SYFY 3am/6am EST Dr Ehrlich's Magic Bullet (Edward G. Robinson, not what you think) Turner Classic Movies 4:05 am Funny Games (it's only fun until someone gets killed) Cinemax 4:45/7:45 EST Foreign Correspondent (1940) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within HBO 7am/10am EST Kind Lady (1951, home hostge, Angela Lansbury) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 2/07/2010 8:00 am Ghost Hunters (5th season eps, 9am-1am) SYFY Greedy (comedy, Michael J. Fox, Kirk Douglas) Cinemax 8:30am & 4pm Coraline (from the producers of Nightmare Before Christmas) HBO 8:30/11:30 EST Samson & Delilah (1949, dir: Cecil B. DeMille) Turner Classic Movies 8:40 am Evita (1996, don't cry for me, Madonna) The Movie Channel 10am & 8:30pm Dragonball Evolution (2009, teen saves the world) Cinemax 10:15 am Babe HBO 10:45 am Burnt Offerings (a past Monstervision movie) Flix 10:45/1:45 EST Hitchcock's Rebecca (1940, you look just like his dead 1st wife) Turner Classic Movies 11am/2pm EST Super Bowl pregame (4 hours) CBS Noon Ghost Town HBO 12pm/3pm EST Puppy Bowl VI (2 hour, repeated all day, half-time show features kittens) Animal Planet 12:45 pm Lady In White Flix 1pm/4pm EST Wuthering Heights (1939) Turner Classic Movies 1:45 pm HBO 1st Look: The Wolfman HBO 2pm & 12am 12 Rounds HBO 3pm/6pm EST The Pink Panther (1964, Peter Sellers, David Niven) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST Super Bowl (with all-new commercials) CBS 3:10 pm Outrageous Fortune Cinemax 4:15 pm Bless The Child (Satanists want a 6-year-old girl) Flix 4:50 pm Mirrors Cinemax 5:00 pm Silverado (1985, Scott Glenn, Kevin Costner, Danny Glover) American Movie Classics 5pm/8pm EST Fellini's 8 and 1/2 (1963) Turner Classic Movies 5:45 pm Temple Grandin (2010) HBO Evita (1996, don't cry for me, Madonna) The Movie Channel 6:00 pm Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Showtime #2 6:15 pm What Happens In Vegas HBO #2 6:20 pm 10 Things I Hate About You Encore 6:30pm Matrix Revolutions (2003, conclusion of the trilogy) ION (formerly PAX) 6:30/9:30 EST Buckaroo Banzai (1984, John Lithgow is possessed by aliens) IFC 6:45 pm Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks) Cinemax Paul Blart, Mall Cop (2009 comedy) Starz 7:00 pm Undercover Boss (new, 1st ep) CBS Nova: Machu Picchu PBS Til Death (2 new eps) FOX The Golden Compass (2007, Daniel Craig, Nicole Kidman) HBO Family Ice Age 2 (2006 CGI animated) FX Channel The Sound Of Music (1965, Julie Andrews vs. Nazis) Family Channel Titanic (1997, spoiler: it sinks) TBS 7:30/10:30 EST Cocoon (1985, a past Monstervision feature) Fox Movie Channel 7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN 8:00 pm Ghost Hunters (5th season marathon continues) SYFY An American Carol (Kelsey Grammer) The Movie Channel Coyote Ugly (2000) CMT Dances With Wolves (1990, Kevin Costner in the old west) American Movie Classics The Professional (1994, Jean Reno, Gary Oldman) Flix Roxanne (1987, Steve Martin as a secret lover with a huge nose) SoapNet The Search for Noah's Ark Nat Geo Channel The Tudors (2 eps) Showtime 8pm & 12am Mysteries of the Garden of Eden History Channel 8pm/11pm EST Doctor Who 5th season marathon continues BBC America 8:15/11:15 EST Get Shorty (1995, John Travolta) IFC 8:20 pm Step Brothers (Will Ferrell comedy) Starz 9:00 pm Star Wars: Clone Wars (animated) Cartoon Network Baby's Day Out (1994, from the producer of Home Alone) HBO Family The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008 sequel) More Max Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Dick Van Dyke) FX Channel Role Models (2008) HBO #2 The Sexy Ladies Show marathon G4/Tech TV Unbreakable (2000, Bruce Willis) ION 9pm & 1am Ancients Behaving Badly: Caligula History Channel 9:30 pm Beowulf (2007 version) The Movie Channel 9:40 pm American Pie 2 Encore 10:00 pm Destroyed in Seconds (new ep) Discovery Channel Bangkok Serious (2008, Nicolas Cage) Showtime #2 Thief (1981) Flix Virtuosity (1995) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST The Barefoot Contessa (1954, Bogart, Ava Gardner) Turner Classic Movies 10pm/1am EST My Cousin Vinny (1992, wiseguy Joe Pesci vs. Alabama judge Fred Gwynne) Fox Movie Channel 11:30 pm Blue Steel (Jamie Lee Curtis as a cop stalking a killer) The Movie Channel 12:15/3:15 EST On The Beach (WW3 breaks out in 1959, Gregory Peck) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 AM GHOST VOYAGE SYFY 2:30/5:30 EST The Actress (1953, Jean Simmons, Tony Perkins) Turner Classic Movies 2:40 am Dead Presidents HBO 3:00 AM WHEN GOOD GHOULS GO BAD SYFY 3:30 am Feast Cinemax 4:15/7:15 EST Now, Voyager (1942, Bette Davis, Claude Rains) Turner Classic Movies 4:50 am Scorched The Movie Channel 5:20 am Strange Invaders Flix 6:15/9:15 EST Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (Jimmy Stewart vs. corruption) Turner Classic Movies 6:20 am Matinee (comedy, John Goodman as director William Castle) HBO 6:55 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Damon Wayans, Jeff Goldblum) Flix ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 2/08/2010 8:00 am Early Edition (tomorrow's newspaper today, 8am-3pm) SYFY 8:10 am Mr. Baseball (Tom Selleck as a baseball player traded to Japan) Cinemax 8:30/11:30 EST The Devil & Daniel Webster (1941, farmer sells his soul) Turner Classic Movies 8:45am & 10pm What Women Want (2000, Mel Gibson hears women's thoughts but can't turn it off) The Movie Channel 10:30/1:30 EST Fritz Lang's Hangmen Also Die (1943) Turner Classic Movies 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 1pm/4pm EST The 7th Cross (1944, seven escape from Nazi camp) Turner Classic Movies 2:45pm & 3:15am Mission Impossible 2 The Movie Channel 3pm/6pm EST 7 Days in May (1964, military coup planned to overthrow US government) Turner Classic Movies 3:25 & 11:45pm Wes Craven Presents: They Flix 4:00 pm Changeling (that's not my child) Cinemax 6:00 pm Planet Of The Apes HBO 6:20 pm The Time Machine Cinemax 6:45 am The Killing Room Showtime #2 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY Armageddon (1998, giant asteroid headed toward Earth, Bruce Willis) FX Channel Leaving Normal (1992, two women movie to Alaska) HBO Signature Madagascar 2: Back 2 Africa (animated) HBO Family Money Train (1995, Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Robert Blake) Spike 7:15 pm Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) More Max 7:30/10:30 EST Broken Arrow (1996, would you mind not shooting at the nuclear weapons?) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm Chuck (new ep) NBC Appaloosa (2008, Jeremy Irons as the bad guy) HBO #2 Bait Car & Operation Repo (new eps) TruTV The Bodyguard (1992, Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston) American Movie Classics Border Wars (illegal immigration & drug smugglers) Nat Geo Channel Don't Be A Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1995, Wayans) Encore Elegy (2008, Ben Kingsley, Dennis Hopper) The Movie Channel Get Smart (would you believe Steve Carroll) Cinemax The Princess Diaries 2 (2004 sequel) Disney Channel 8:05 pm Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Damon Wayans, Jeff Goldblum) Flix 8:25 pm Dark Rising (2007) Showtime #2 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV Babe (1995, some pig) HBO Family 9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX Black Hawk Down (2001) Starz Heroes (new, last of the season) NBC Grumpier Old Men (Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margaret) CMT Temple Grandin (2010) HBO Signature Training Day (2001, Denzel Washington) More Max 9pm & 1am Intervention/Hoarders (new eps) A and E 9pm & 1am American Pickers/Pawn Stars (new eps) History Channel 9:30 pm The Mummy Returns (2001) Encore 10:00 pm CSI Miami (new ep, in space no one can hear you die) CBS Bloods & Crips: L.A. Gangs Nat Geo Channel Castle (new ep) ABC The Bikini Shop (R) Flix Dragonball Evolution (2009, teen saves the world) Cinemax Secret Diary of a Call Girl & Tracey Ullman (new eps) Showtime What Women Want (2000, Mel Gibson hears women's thoughts but can't turn it off) The Movie Channel 11:00 PM MONSTER/DESCENDANST OF DARKNESS (ANIME MONDAY 11pm-1am) SYFY 11:35 pm David Letterman (Sports Illustrated swimsuit-issue revealed) CBS followed by Craig Ferguson (guest Pierce Brosnan) CBS 11:45 pm Wes Craven Presents: They Flix 1:40 am The Final Conflict: Omen, part 3 Cinemax 2am/5am EST Poltergeist (1982, a past Monstervision movie...they're here) Turner Classic Movies 3:15 am Mission Impossible 2 The Movie Channel 4:50 am Fear HBO 5:30 am Death Wish 2 Cinemax 5:45/8:45 EST Too Many Husbands (1940, Jean Arthur has 2 husbands) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 am Congo (scientists vs. genetically altered apes) HBO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 2/09/2010 8:00 am The Sentinel marathon SYFY 8:50 am Jurassic Park (where nothing can go wrong, Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill) Cinemax 9am/12pm EST George Washington Slept Here (1942, Jack Benny) Turner Classic Movies 12:45 pm Doomsday Cinemax 1pm/4pm EST Kismet (1944, Arabian nights tale, Marlene Dietrich) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST The Bachelor & the Bobby-Soxer (Cary Grant, Shirley Temple, 1947) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 pm By Dawn's Early Light (remake) Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST Ninotchka (1939, Greta Garbo) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm HBO 1st Look: The Wolfman HBO 5:45 pm A Knight's Tale HBO 6:30 pm Carbon Copy Flix 6:45 pm Forbidden Kingdom Showtime #2 6:45/9:45 EST Se7en (1995) IFC 7:00 PM METEOR STORM (2010, meteors target San Francisco) SYFY City of Ember (2008 fantasy) HBO Family Marley & Me (2008) More Max 7pm/10pm EST Stalag 17 (1953, Donald Pleasence, William Holden, Peter Graves) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm Prom Night (2008, it's a killer) Starz The Great Debaters (2007, Denzel Washington) BET 8:00 pm NCIS & NCIS Los Angeles (new eps) CBS Nova (new ep, underwater caves from the Ice Age) PBS Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) Encore Dadnapped (2009) Disney Channel The Eye (2008, blind woman gets a transplant & starts seeing ghosts) The Movie Channel Pitch Black (2000 Vin Diesel powered scifi) American Movie Classics The Wrestler (2008) Cinemax 8pm & 10pm The Great Outdoors (a past Monstervision movie, John Candy vs. Dan Aykroyd) CMT 8:30 pm Why We Laugh: Black Comedians on Black Comedy (2010) Showtime #2 9:00 pm Lost & Forgotten (new eps) ABC Caprica (followed by professional wrestling) SYFY Dirty Jobs (new ep) Discovery Channel Dragonball Evolution (2009, teen saves the world) More Max I Love Trouble (1994, Nick Nolte, Julia Roberts) Lifetime Paul Blart, Mall Cop (2009 comedy) Starz 9pm & 1am How The Earth Was Made/Life After People (new eps) History Channel 9:15/12:15 EST Network (1976, mad as hell) Turner Classic Movies 9:35 pm Final Destination (2000) Encore 10:00 pm The Michael Vick Project (new ep) BET Little Couple (new ep) TLC Lions For Lambs (2007) The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am Paranormal State/Paranormal Cops (new eps) A and E 10:30 pm Daylight (trapped underground) American Movie Classics 10:40 pm 7 Pounds (Will Smith) Starz 11:00 PM TIMBER FALLS SYFY 12:35 am Craig Ferguson (guests Carrie Fisher, Donald Glover) CBS 1:15/4:15 EST Trading Places (1983, a past Monstervision feature) Turner Classic Movies 1:40 am Death At A Funeral (R) The Movie Channel 2:00 am Sliver Cinemax 3:00 AM MAN-THING SYFY 3:45 am The Strangers (don't open the door) Cinemax 4:20 am Assassination Tango (R) Flix 4:50 am Outrage HBO 5:30/8:30 EST Neptune's Daughter (1949, Ricardo Montalban, Esther Williams) Turner Classic Movies 6:15 pm Blood Feud (R) Flix 6:30 am Lars & the Real Girl (this could really blow up on everyone) The Movie Channel 7:15/10:15 EST On The Town (1949, Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 am The 5th Element (scifi, Bruce Willis) HBO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 2/10/2010 8:00 am Jericho marathon SYFY 8:30am & 3:50pm First Knight The Movie Channel 8:45 am Body Of Lies Cinemax 9:45 am Coraline HBO 11:00 am Hester Street Flix Joe Dirt Cinemax 11:30am & 8pm Temple Grandin HBO 12:30 & 10pm Dragonball Evolution Cinemax 2:00 pm I Am Legend (Will Smith's remake of Omega Man & Last Man On Earth) Cinemax 3:10 pm Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th (R, spoof, Shirley Jones) Flix 3:40 pm Basic Instinct Cinemax 4pm & 11:45pm 12 Rounds HBO 5pm/8pm EST Kiss Of Death (1947, Richard Widmark as a psycho) Turner Classic Movies followed by Pickup On South Street (1953, Richard Widmark) Turner Classic Movies 5:50 pm 10000 BC Cinemax 6:10 pm Bless The Child (Satanists want a 6-year-old girl) Flix 7:00 pm Lassie HBO Family The Glass House (2001) HBO Signature 7pm/10pm EST Adv. of Sherlock Holme's Smarter Brother (1975, Gene Wilder) Fox Movie Channel 7:30 pm Miss Congeniality (2000, Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine) Family Channel Superbad (2007) FX Channel What's Love Got To Do With It (1993, biopic of Ike & Tina Turner) VH-1 7:45 pm Heaven's Prisoners (a past Monstervision movie, Alec Baldwyn is evil) Cinemax 8:00 pm Human Target (new ep) FOX Charlie Brown's Valentine (animated classic) ABC A Boy & His Dog (Don Johnson in a nasty post-apocalyptic world) Flix Broken Arrow (1996, would you mind not shooting at the nuclear weapons?) Encore Ella Enchanted (2004, she just can't say no) Disney Channel The Fugitive (Harrison Ford vs. Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics Lars & the Real Girl (this could really blow up on everyone) The Movie Channel A 1000 Ways To Die (marathon) Spike Temple Grandin (2010) HBO 8:05 pm Never Back Down (2008, teen fight club) Starz 8:30 pm The Gates (2007, a New York display after 9/11) HBO #2 8:30/11:30 EST Birdman Of Alcatraz (Telly Savalas, Burt Lancaster) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm Criminal Minds & CSI:NY (new eps, Danica Patrick) CBS Biography: Bill Cosby (2 hour) Bio Channel Ghost Hunters Internat (new ep) SYFY Jumper (2008 scifi) More Max Most Daring (new ep) TruTV Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989, Chevy Chase) CMT 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest (new ep) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Porky's (1982, horny 1950s teens) Fox Movie Channel 9:35 pm Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969, that's a really big bed) Flix 9:50 pm Righteous Kill (2008, DeNiro, Pacino) Encore 10:00 pm 1000 Ways To Die (new ep, these guys should get Darwin Awards) Spike Dragonball Evolution (2009, teen saves the world) Cinemax Psych (new ep) USA Network 10:30 pm Schindler's List HBO #2 11:15/2:15 EST Of Mice & Men (1939, Lon Chaney, Burgess Meredith) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 pm HBO 1st Look: The Wolfman HBO Lady Chatterley's Lover Cinemax 1:15 am Nobody's Baby (R) Flix The Incredible Hulk (Ed Norton) Cinemax 1:15/4:15 EST One Million BC (1940, cavemen vs. dinosaurs, Lon Chaney) Turner Classic Movies 2:25 am Death Race (remake of Deathrace 2000 & the Running Man) HBO 3:00 AM AVH: ALIEN VS. HUNTER SYFY 3am/6am EST Topper Returns (1941, Roland Young is haunted again) Turner Classic Movies 3:10 am Pretty Poison Cinemax 4:10 am One Good Cop HBO 4:30/7:30 EST Merrily We Live (1938, Billie Burke) Turner Classic Movies 4:40 am The Guyver (a past Monstervision feature, Mark Hamill) Cinemax 6:15/9:15 EST Juarez (1939, Paul Muni, Bette Davis in Mexico) Turner Classic Movies 7:35 am Company Man (2000, Denis Leary, Sigourney Weaver) The Movie Channel 7:40 am Mamma Mia Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 2/11/2010 8:00 am Tru Calling marathon SYFY 8:15am & 4:30pm Baby Mama (comedy, Tina Fey) HBO 8:30/11:30 EST Kitty Foyle (1940, Ginger Rogers) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm Burn After Reading Cinemax 10:30/1:30 EST Captains Of The Clouds (1942, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 11:10 pm Hunt For Red October (Sean Connery as rogue Russian submarine commander) Cinemax 12:15 pm Burnt Offerings (bitchy witches, a past Monstervision feature) Flix 12:30/3:30 EST The Sea Hawk (1940, Errol Flynn as a buccaneer) Turner Classic Movies 1:40 pm The Devil's Playground The Movie Channel 2:15 pm Evidence Of Blood Flix 3:15 pm Exit Wounds Cinemax 5:00 pm Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li Cinemax 6:35 pm Black Knight Cinemax 7:00 PM Nim's Island HBO Family WAR WOLVES (2009, soldiers who turned into werewolves are tracked down) SYFY 7pm/10pm EST Call Me Madam (1953, Ethel Merman) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm The Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981, Lily Tomlin spoofs 1950s scifi) HBO Signature Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005 remake of Willy Wonka) Family Channel 8:00 pm Vampire Diaries & Supernatural (new eps) CW (formerly WB) Biography: Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Cass Eliott (1 hour each) Bio Channel Balls Of Fury (2007 Karate Kid spoof, James Hong, Christopher Walken) Comedy Central Camp Rock (2008, high school musical goes to camp) Disney Channel Chain Reaction (1996, Keanu Reeves, Morgan Freeman) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) Company Man (2000, Denis Leary, Sigourney Weaver) The Movie Channel The Longshots (2008, 11-year-old girl as football quarterback) Showtime My Cousin Vinny (1992, wisegut Joe Pesci vs. Alabama judge Fred Gwynne) Encore Pulp Fiction (1994, she will kill bill after this, Samuel L. Jackosn) American Movie Classics River's Edge (1986, what murder?) Flix Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains (2 hour) CBS Temple Grandin (2010) HBO #2 You, Me & Dupree (2006, Owen Wilson comedy) TBS 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels (new ep) History Channel 8pm/11pm EST Good Guys Wear Black (1978, Chuck Norris vs. government corruption) IFC 8:15 pm Bangkok Dangerous (2008, Nicolas Cage) Showtime #2 9:00 PM Past Life (new ep) FOX The Hitcher (2007, mother said these guys might be psycho) More Max Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (new ep) TruTV THOR: HAMMER OF THE GODS (2009) SYFY Wanted HBO 9pm & 1am 1st 48/Manhunters (new eps) A and E 9pm/12am EST Singing In The Rain (Debbie Reynolds, spoof of 1920s Hollywood) Turner Classic Movies 9:10 pm Signs (2002, Mel Gibson investigates crop circles) Starz 9:40 pm The Stepfather 2 (a past Monstervision feature) Flix 9:45/12:45 EST Open Water 2 (2006) IFC 10:00 pm The Mentalist (new ep) CBS Archer (new ep) FX Channel Desperado (1995) Encore Penn & Teller's Bull: videogames Showtime Planes, Trains & Automobiles (comedy, Steve Martin vs. John Candy) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST Hot Shots (1991 comedy, a past Monstervision feature) Fox Movie Channel 10:30 pm Street Kings (2008) HBO #2 11:00 PM DOG SOLDIERS (soldiers vs werewolves in Scotland) SYFY 11:35 pm David Letterman (guest Regis & Joy Philbin) CBS 12:05 am Jimmy Kimmel (guest Patrick Dempsey) ABC 12:35 am Craig Ferguson (guest Don Rickles) CBS 1:40 am The Hunted HBO 1:45 am Prey Cinemax 2:30/5:30 EST Little Caesar (Edward G. Robinson's a tough guy, see?) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM MAXIMUM VELOCITY SYFY 4:00 am The Stepfather 2 (a past Monstervision feature) Flix 4am/7am EST Frank Capra's Lady For A Day (1933) Turner Classic Movies 4:05 am The Distinguished Gentleman (Eddie Murphy as a conman elected to Washington) HBO 6:30 am The Front Page Cinemax 7:10 am The Chosen The Movie Channel 7:35 am Lady In White Flix ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 2/12/2010 8:00 am Outer Limits marathon (starting with The Sandkings, 2 hour pilot) SYFY 9:00 am Scorched The Movie Channel 9:45 am Get Smart (would you believe...Steve Carrell) Cinemax 10:15 am HBO 1st Look: The Wolfman HBO 10:30 & 9pm 12 Rounds (2009) HBO 11am/2pm EST Comrade X (1940, Clark Gable in Russia, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 pm Ghost Town HBO 1:30 & 8:30pm The Unborn Cinemax 2:20 pm Hart's War (2002, Bruce Willis) The Movie Channel 4:30 pm Lady In White Flix 4:30/7:30 EST Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony (repeated for the West Coast) NBC 5pm/8pm EST The Graduate (Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Batman Begins (2005) FX Channel 6:30 PM SAW SYFY Eagle Eye (2008) Cinemax Wes Craven Presents: They Flix 7:00 pm Agent Cody Banks 2 Disney XD Dr. Dolittle 2 (Eddie Murphy) HBO Family Disaster Movie (spoof of disaster movies) Showtime Fred Claus (2007, Santa's neer-do-well brother has to take over things) HBO Signature The Matrix Reloaded & Matrix Revolutions (2003) Bravo 7pm/10pm EST Reds (1981, Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton in Russia) Turner Classic Movies 7:10 pm Wrestler More Max 7:15/10:15 EST I'm Gonna Git You Sucku (1988 Wayans blaxploitation spoof) IFC 7:25 pm The Longshots (2008, 11-year-old girl as football quarterback) Showtime #2 7:30 pm Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony (live EST, repeated for the West Coast) NBC 7:55 pm National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets (2007, Nicolas Cage) Starz 8:00 pm 20 Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders (2 hour) E! Entertainment TV Smallville (new ep, Clark runs into Zatanna the Magician) CW (formerly WB) Dead Man Walking (1995, Susan Sarandon tear-jerker) The Movie Channel Dirty Dancing (1987, Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, Jerry Orbach) Encore League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Sean Connery, Captain Nemo, Vampira) American Movie Classics Spider-Man 2 (2004, director's cut, 3 hour) ABC Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey can't say no for a year) HBO #2 8:30 pm The Unborn Cinemax Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure & sequel (with George Carlin) HBO Family Rambo (2008, sequel to Rambo 3, this time rescuing missionaries in Burma) Showtime 8:45/11:45 EST Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (1993, John HUrt, Uma Thurman) IFC 9:00 PM Star Wars: Clone Wars (new, animated ep) Cartoon Network Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003 sequel, chasing a drug lord this time) USA Network Dragonball Evolution (2009, teen saves the world) More Max The Heartbreak Kid (2007 remake, Ben Stiller, it's no night at the museum) TBS Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Dick Van Dyke) FX Channel SAW III (2006, when will it stop?) SYFY 10:00 pm Spartacus (new ep) Starz The English Patient (1996) Flix Marley & Me (2008) Cinemax Pulse (2006, haunted computers) MTV Swamp Loggers (new ep) Discovery Channel Tropic Thunder (comedy, actors filming a war movie in Vietnam are really attacked) HBO #2 10pm & 2am American Pickers (new, repeated from Monday) History Channel 10:05 pm Hart's War (2002, Bruce Willis) The Movie Channel 10:30 pm Terminator 2 "Come with me if you want to live" American Movie Classics The Doors (Val Kilmer) HBO Signature 10:30/1:30 EST Chinatown (1974, Jack Nicholson could get killed there) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 PM AUTOPSY SYFY Midnight Alien Sex Files 3: She-Alien Cinemax 12:15 am Mission Impossible 2 The Movie Channel 12:45/3:45 EST The Wind & the Lion (1975, Candice Bergen is kidnapped in Arabia) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 AM Resurrection Cinemax SLAUGHTER SYFY 2:45/5:45 EST The Parent Trap (1961, Hatley Mills, Brian Keith) Turner Classic Movies 3:20 am Marathon Man (Dustin Hoffman meets the boys from Brazil) Cinemax 3:30 AM DYING BREED SYFY 4:05 am Blue Steel (R, Jamie Lee Curtis as a cop stalking a psycho) The Movie Channel 4:20 am Fear HBO 5am/8am EST Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1939, Charles Laughton) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 am Ghosts Of Mississippi Cinemax 7am/10am EST Mutiny On The Bounty (1935, Charles Laughton, Clark Gable) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 am Martian Child (foster child claims to be from Mars) HBO 7:45 am Hotel For Dogs (kids use an abandoned hotel as home for stray dogs) Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 2/13/2010 9:15am & 6:15pm Journey to the Center of the Earth (remake) HBO 9:15/12:15 EST Jezebel (1938, Bette Davis sees red) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 AM CROW 3: SALVATION SYFY 11:05 am Witness (Harrison Ford) Cinemax 11:15/2:15 EST War & Peace (1956, at least it's shorter than the book) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 am HBO 1st look: The Wolfman HBO 11:45 am Coraline HBO 12:00 PM CROW, THE SYFY 12:30 pm Legend Of The Lone Ranger Flix 1:10 pm Into The Wild (R) The Movie Channel 2:00 PM EQUILIBRIUM SYFY A Knight's Tale HBO 2:15 pm Assassination Tango Flix 2:30 pm The Time Machine (remake) Cinemax 2:45/5:45 EST Roman Holiday (1953, don't stick your hand in the statue's mouth) Turner Classic Movies 4:05 pm Doomsday Cinemax 4:15 pm Bless The Child (Satanists want a 6-year-old girl) Flix Planet Of The Apes HBO 4:30 PM ULTRAVIOLET SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Survivors (new, 1st ep, 5 people in London survive an apocalypse) BBC America 5pm/8pm EST The Guns Of Navarone (WW2 movie, Gregory Peck, Anthony Quinn) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Romancing The Stone (Kathleen Turner in another Trenchcoat) Fox Movie Channel 5:15 pm Evita (don't cry for me, Madonna) The Movie Channel 6:00 pm Slumdog Millionaire Cinemax Death Sentence (2007, Kevin Bacon hunts down his son's killers) FX Channel 6:05 pm Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Damon Wayans, Jeff Goldblum) Flix 6:15 pm Journey to the Center of the Earth (remake) HBO 6:30 PM TOTAL RECALL (1990, Schwarzenegger on Mars) SYFY Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995, Bruce Willis) Spike (formerly TNN) Unbreakable (Bruce Willis) ION (formerly PAX) 7:00 pm Babe HBO Family Buffy the Vampire Slayer (a past Monstervision movie) G4/Tech TV An Inconvenient Truth (2006, hosted by Al Gore) Planet Green Channel Leaving Normal (1992, two women move to Alaska) HBO Signature Scream 3 (do you still like scary movies?) VH-1 Twilight (2008, teen vampire romance) Showtime #2 Wizards Of Waverly Place: The Movie (2009) Disney Channel 7pm/10pm EST Romancing The Stone (Kathleen Turner in another Trenchcoat) Fox Movie Channel 7:10 pm Mamma Mia (2008, ABBA musical in Greece before it went bankrupt) More Max 7:20 pm Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) Starz 7:30 pm The Express (2008) HBO #2 8:00 pm Cops (new ep) FOX Breakin' (1984) Flix Cars (animated, George Carlin, Cheech Marin, Owen Wilson, Paul Newman) Family Channel Goodfellas (1990, Martin Scorsese, Joe Pesci, Liotta, DeNiro, Sorvino) American Movie Classics Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets (2002, 2nd movie in the series) ABC Knocked Up (2007 comedy) E! Entertainment TV Mirrors (2008, horror in an old burnt out department store) Cinemax Passenger 57 (1992, Wesley Snipes, Always bet on black) Encore True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) CMT 8pm & 12:30am 17 Again (2009 remake) HBO 8pm & 12am The St. Valentine's Day Massacre History Channel 8pm/11pm EST Survivors (new, 1st ep, 5 people in London survive an apocalypse) BBC America 8pm/11pm EST Gladiator (2000, Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix) Turner Classic Movies 8pm/11pm EST The Secretary (2002, she's a little sadomasochistic) IFC 8:30 pm City Of Angels (1998 remake, Nicolas Cage, Meg Ryan) ION For Your Consideration (Catherine O'Hara spoofs Hollywood) HBO Family Next (FBI tries to enlist a time-bender to prevent a nuclear explosion) FX Channel 8:45 pm Princess Protection Program (European princess hides in Louisiana) Disney Channel 9:00 PM America's Most Wanted (new ep) FOX Baby Mama (2008 comedy, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Steve Martin) HBO Signature The Dark Knight (2008, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger) More Max Enchanted (2007, fairy tale princess is zapped to present-day New York) USA Network King Kong (the most recent remake, 2005) TNT Meet The Parents (2000, DeNiro, Ben Stiller) TBS Miami Vice (2006) G4/Tech TV Race To Witch Mountain (2009 remake) Starz TRANSMORPHERS: THE FALL OF MAN (2009, Bruce Boxleitner) SYFY 9pm & 12:35am Urban Legends: Final Cut (R) The Movie Channel 9pm/12am EST RoboCop 3 (this time a nasty cyberNinja's in town) WGN 9pm/12am EST Romancing The Stone (Kathleen Turner in another Trenchcoat) Fox Movie Channel 9:30 pm Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (Wayans) Encore 10:00 pm Pit Boss (new ep, Linda Blair helps rescue puppies) Animal Planet House Of Wax (remake) MTV 10pm & 2am The Real Wolfman History Channel 10pm & 2:15am Miss March (2009, she couldn't wait 4 years) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST Graham Norton Show (guest Kurt Russell) BBC America 10pm/1am EST Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970 mockumentary by Roger Ebert) IFC 10:30 pm The Mask (Jim Carrey) Family Channel 10:40 pm Never Back Down (teen fight club) Starz 10:40pm & 2:15am Scream (R, Wes Craven) The Movie Channel 11:00 PM TERMINATORS (resemblence to the Schwarzenegger's Terminator is wishful thinking) SYFY 11pm/2am EST Blow-Up (1966, photographer sees a murderer in a photo) Turner Classic Movies 11:05 pm The Bikini Shop (R, in Malibu) Flix 11:30 pm Zane's Sex Chronicles 2 Cinemax 12:45 am Bless The Child (Satanists want a 6-year-old girl) Flix 1:00 AM I AM OMEGA SYFY 1am/4am EST Murder On The Orient Express (1974, Sean Connery, Albert Finney) Turner Classic Movies 2:35 am The Cassandra Crossing (speeding train with plague aboard) Flix 3:00 AM LAWNMOWER MAN, THE SYFY 3:15/6:15 EST Hitchcock's Notorious (1946, Nazis in Brazil) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am HBO 1st look: The Wolfman HBO 3:45 am Changeling (that's not my child) Cinemax 4:10 am Death At A Funeral (R) The Movie Channel 4:45 am Legend Of The Lone Ranger Flix 5am/8am EST High Society (1956 comedy, rival tabloid reporters at a wedding) Turner Classic Movies 6:10 am To Be Or Not To Be (comedy) Cinemax 7am/10am EST A Foreign Affair (1948, Marlene Dietrich) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 am Cast A Giant Shadow The Movie Channel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 2/14/2010, New Year in Chinatown, Year of the Tiger 9:00 AM 100 FEET SYFY 9am/12pm EST The More The Merrier (1943, a woman & 2 men share an apartment) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 am Sliver Cinemax 10:30 am Temple Grandin HBO 11:00 AM OPEN GRAVES SYFY 11am/2pm EST The Devil & Miss Jones (1941 comedy) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM DEAD LIKE ME (2008) SYFY Over Her Dead Body (comedy) Cinemax 1pm/4pm EST The Lady Eve (1941, a female conman, Barbara Stanwyck) Turner Classic Movies followed by Ball Of Fire (1941, Barbara Stanwyck) Turner Classic Movies 2:35 pm Basic Instinct Cinemax 3:00 PM JOSHUA SYFY 3pm & 4am A Prairie Home Companion (Garrison Keillor) Sundance Channel 4:00 pm The Godfather (1972, Brando) American Movie Classics 4:30 pm True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) CMT 5:00 PM BOOGEYMAN 2 SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Casablanca (1942, Bogart, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Doctor Who 2009/2010 season marathon continues BBC America 5:30 pm Rock Star (Mark Wahlberg) HBO #2 5:50 pm The Mummy Returns (2001 sequel) Encore 6:00 pm 17 Again (remake) HBO Meet The Browns (2008) Showtime Meet The Parents (2000, DeNiro, Ben Stiller) TBS My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006 comedy, Uma Thurman as a dumped girl with super powers) FX Channel 6:05 pm Elegy (R) The Movie Channel 6:30 pm Enchanted (2007) USA Network Cars (animated, George Carlin, Cheech Marin, Owen Wilson, Paul Newman) Family Channel 6:45 pm Race To Witch Mountain (2009 remake) Starz 6:45/9:45 EST Near Dark (1987, farmhand meets vampire) IFC 7:00 PM Air Bud (1997) Cartoon Network BOOGEYMAN (2005) SYFY Twisted (2004, Samuel L. Jackson) ION Waiting (2005, crudely funny) Comedy Central 7pm/10pm EST The African Queen (1951, Bogart vs. WW1 German gunship) Turner Classic Movies 7:15/10:15 EST French Kiss (1995, Kevin Kline, Meg Ryan) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep) FOX Nasty By Nature (new ep) Discovery Channel Cabin By The Lake (2000, girls are dying to get into his underwater garden) LMN Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005, Brad Pitt) FX Channel Phenomenon (1996) Flix Speed (bus will explode if it stops or slows down) Encore Superhero Movie (spoof) The Movie Channel The Godfather 2 (1974 sequel, Pacino, Duvall) American Movie Classics 8pm & 10:30pm Days Of Thunder (1990) CMT 8pm/11pm EST Doctor Who 2009/2010 season marathon continues BBC America 8:25/11:25 EST Shadow of the Vampire (2000, Willem Dafoe as Nosferatu) IFC 8:30 pm Miss March (your old girlfriend is a centerfold) Cinemax 8:45 pm Nim's Island (2008) HBO Family 9:00 PM Undercover Boss (new ep: Hooters) CBS Killer Whales (new ep) Discovery Channel Basic (2003) ION COLD CREEK MANOR (2003) SYFY The Pacifier (2005) Family Channel 12 Rounds (2009) HBO #2 Wedding Crashers (2005) Comedy Central 9pm & 1am Ax Men/American Pickers (new eps) History Channel 10:00 pm Cold Case (new ep) CBS American Pie (we'll tell your mother we ate it) MTV Critical Care (1997 comedy) Flix Rambo (R, sequel to Rambo 3, rescuing missionaries in Burma) Showtime #2 Tyrannosaurus Sex (new ep, how dinosaurs did it) Discovery Channel 10:30 pm Fatso (Dom DeLouise) HBO Family 11:30 PM LOST VOYAGE SYFY Midnight The Stepfather 2 (R, a past Monstervision feature) Flix 2:00 am Stephen King's Silver Bullet (do werewolves like Coors?) Cinemax 3:30 AM BITTEN SYFY The Alphabet Killer (R) The Movie Channel 3:35 am Switch (remake) Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 2/15/2010, Presidents Day Holiday and probably a white sale at Sears Kmart 8:30 am V, the TV series (4 eps), then V miniseries & sequel (8:30am-11pm) SYFY 8:30am & 4pm The Lady In White Flix 8:40 am The Eye (2007) The Movie Channel 8:45/11:45 EST The Sea Wolf (1941, Edward G. Robinson, Idu Lupino) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am The 5th Element (Bruce Willis scifi saving the world) HBO 10am & 10pm Miss March (your old girlfriend is a centerfold) Cinemax 10:30am & 8pm To Die For (R, 1995) Flix 11:30 am I Am Legend (Will Smith's remake of Omega Man & Last Man On Earth) Cinemax 11:45/2:45 EST It's A Great Feeling (1949, Doris Day) Turner Classic Movies 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 12:30 PM V: THE ORIGINAL MINISERIES (5 hour) SYFY 1:15/4:15 EST That Touch Of Mink (1962, Cary Grant, Doris Day) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 pm Joe Dirt Cinemax 3:00 pm Burn After Reading Cinemax 3pm/6pm EST The Tender Trap (1955, Debbie Reynolds, Frank Sinatra) Turner Classic Movies 4:40 pm The Incredible Hulk (Ed Norton) Cinemax 4:50 pm The Eye (2007) The Movie Channel 5:00 PM V: THE FINAL BATTLE (6 hour) SYFY 5pm/8pm EST The Snake Pit (1948) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm 12 Rounds HBO Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (R, they're gonna need a bigger bed) Flix 6:30 pm Exit Wounds Cinemax 7:00 pm Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show USA Network and CNBC SpongeBob SquarePants (new ep, Adam West & Burt Ward guest as superheroes) Nickelodeon Martian Child (2007, foster kid claims to be from Mars) HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST White Men Can't Jump (1992, Woody Harrelson profits from prejudice) Fox Movie Channel 7:15 pm Curse Of The Jade... HBO Signature 7:20 pm Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) Starz 7:30 pm Meet The Robinsons (2007) Disney XD The Day After Tomorrow (2004, global warming destroys the world in 2 hours) FX Channel 8:00 pm Penguins of Madagascar (new ep, Neil Patrick Harris as the evil Dr Blowhole) Nickelodeon To Die For (1995, Matt Dillon) Flix The Uninvited (2009) HBO #2 8:15 pm I Am Legend (Will Smith's remake of Omega Man & Last Man On Earth) Cinemax 8:30 pm Fight Camp 360 (new ep, the 1st 3) Showtime 9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX Coraline (2009, stop-mation animated) HBO Signature Death Race (2008 remake of Deathrace 2000 and the Running Man) HBO Operation Repo (new eps) TruTV 9pm & 1am Intervention/Hoarders (new eps) A and E 9pm & 1am American Pickers/Pawn Stars (new eps) History Channel 10:00 pm Diary of a Call Girl & Tracey Ullman (new eps) Showtime Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight) VS. 10:30 pm Bodyguard (1992, Kevin Costner) American Movie Classics 11:00 PM (ANIME MONDAY) MONSTER/DESCENDANST OF DARKNESS SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958, Paul Newman, creepy Burl Ives) Turner Classic Movies 1:05 am Jurassic Park (where nothing can go wrong, Sam Neill) Cinemax 3:00 am Wanted HBO 3:30 am Nobody's Baby (R) Flix 3:50 am Scanners (R) The Movie Channel 5:30 am Blood Feud (R) Flix 5:30/8:30 EST Johnny Belinda (1948, deaf-mute girl learns communication) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 am Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (starring the BeeGees) Cinemax 7:15 am Company Man (Sigourney Weaver, Denis Leary) The Movie Channel Bless The Child (R, a Satanic cult wants 6-year-old girl, Kim says no) Flix 7:15/10:15 EST Key Largo (1948, Bogart vs. Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies followed by Camille (1936, Greta Garbo, Robert Taylor) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tue 2/16/2010 8:00 am Joan of Arcadia marathon SYFY Planet Of The Apes (remake) HBO 10:30 am The Outrage HBO Noon & 8pm 17 Again (2009 remake, Matthew Perry) HBO 12:05 pm Get Smart (Steve Carrell) Cinemax 1:45 pm Baby Mama HBO 3:00 pm Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Damon Wayans, Jeff Goldblum) FLIX 3:30/6:30 EST The Racket (1928 silent, rogue police capt. vs. mob boss) Turner Classic Movies 3:45 pm Marley & Me Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST Some Like It Hot (Tony Curtis, Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon) Turner Classic Movies 5:45 pm Hunt For Red October (Sean Connery, Today we sail into history) Cinemax 7:15/10:15 EST The Odd Couple (Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau) Turner Classic Movies 7:55 pm Stephen King's The Mist (2007) Showtime #2 8:00 pm Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield) VS. The Butcher (2007, Eric Roberts, Robert Davi) The Movie Channel Enter The Dragon (1973, Bruce Lee) American Movie Classics Patriot Games (1992, Harrison Ford vs. terrorist Sean Bean) Cinemax 9:00 pm Lost & Forgotten (new eps) ABC The Golden Compass (2007, Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig) HBO Family 9pm & 1am How The Earth Was Made/Life After People (new eps) History Channel 9:15/12:15 EST The Sunshine Boys (1975, George Burns, Walter Matthau) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Bad Girls Club (new ep) Oxygen Clear & Present Danger (1994, Harrison Ford vs. drug lords) Cinemax Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am Paranormal Cops (new eps) A and E 10:30 pm Fight Club (1999, Brad Pitt) American Movie Classics 11:00 PM SAW SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST Damsel In Distress (Fred Astaire, Burns & Allen) Turner Classic Movies 11:40 pm Hart's War (R, Bruce Willis, 2002) The Movie Channel 1am/4am EST Ivanhoe (1952) Turner Classic Movies 1:50 am Funny Games (it's only funny until someone gets killed) Cinemax 3:00 AM ALIEN AGENT SYFY 3:45 am BASE-ketball (comedy) Cinemax 5am/8am EST Pvt. Life of Henry 8th (1933, Charles Laughton) Turner Classic Movies 6:25 am Fuzz The Movie Channel 6:45/9:45 EST That Hamilton Woman (1941, Vivian Leigh) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 am Mom & Dad Save The World (Teri Garr is abducted by aliens) Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 2/17/2010 8:00 am Haunted marathon (9am-4pm) SYFY The Chosen The Movie Channel 10:30/1:30 EST Battleground (1949, Ricardo Montalban, Van Johnson) Turner Classic Movies followed by They Were Expendable (1945, John Wayne in WW2) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST My Favorite Year (1982, Peter O'Toole, spoof of early live TV) Turner Classic Movies 5:50 pm What Women Want (Mel Gibson hears women's thoughts but can't turn it off) The Movie Channel 7:00 pm Armageddon (1998, Bruce Willis vs. asteroid headed toward Earth) FX Channel Hackers (1995) HBO Signature Land Before Time & Land Before Time 2 HBO Family 7:30 pm The Hitcher (2007, bloody remake) More Max 7:35 pm Black Hawk Down (2001) Starz 8:00 pm William Shatner's Raw Nerve (2 eps) Bio Channel Human Target (new ep) FOX Billy Madison (1995, Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin) Family Channel De-Lovely (2004, Kevin Kline, Ashley Judd, Sheryl Crowe) Flix The Haunting of Soroity Row (2007) LMN Hounded (2001) Disney Channel Lara Croft 2: Cradle Of Life American Movie Classics Scream (R, Wes Craven's) The Movie Channel Wildcats (1986, Goldie Hawn as inner-city high school coach) VS. 8pm/11pm EST The 5 Heartbeats (1991) FOX Movie Channel 8:25 pm The Longshots (2008) Showtime #2 8:30 pm The Strangers (2008, don't answer the door) Cinemax 9:00 pm Most Daring (new ep) TruTV Biography: Sandra Bullock, Sarah Jessica Parker (1 hour each) Bio Channel Ghost Hunters Internat (new ep) SYFY Leverage (2 hour) TNT Man Vs. Wild (surviving in the Sahara desert) Discovery Channel Backdraft (1991, Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Donald Sutherland) CMT Ratatouille (2007 animated) Disney XD The Ruins (2008, let's explore the creepy jungle temple) More Max Vacancy (2007, hotel guests are used for filming snuff films) Lifetime Wanted (2008) HBO Signature 9pm/12am EST Saturday Night Fever (1977 classic, John Travolta) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm Dr. Dolittle 2 (Eddie Murphy) HBO Family 9:45 pm The House Bunny (2008, ex-Playboy bunny as sorority house mother) Encore 9:45/12:45 EST The Brothers McMullen (1995) IFC 10:00 pm 1000 Ways To Die (new ep) Spike Leverage (new ep, part 2 of 2) TNT Psyche (new ep) USA Network The Bank Job (2008, set in 1971) The Movie Channel The Haunting Within (2003, with witchcraft & the occult) LMN Miss March (your old girlfriend is a centerfold) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST The Great White Hype (1996, spoof of boxing movies) FOX Movie Channel 10:10 pm The Professional (1994) Flix 10:30 pm Hotel Erotica More Max Terminator 2 "Come with me if you want to live!" American Movie Classics Midnight The Devil Wears Nada (sex spoof of that other movie) Cinemax 1:15/4:15 EST The Naked City (1948) Turner Classic Movies 1:25 am The Alphabet Killer (R) The Movie Channel 3:00 AM RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: NECROPOLIS (TV-movie sequel) SYFY Vampire In Brooklyn (Eddie Murphy) HBO 4:05 am Assassination Tango (R) Flix 4:30/7:30 EST The Lost Patrol (1934, Boris Karloff) Turner Classic Movies 4:40 am Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (comedy, a past Monstervision feature) Cinemax 5:45/8:45 EST 5 Star Final (1931, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am Fantastic Voyage (scifi) Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 2/18/2010 7:15/10:15 EST Svengali (1931, don't look in his eyes) Turner Classic Movies 7:30am & 4:50pm Legend Of The Lone Ranger Flix 7:55am & 8pm Mission Impossible 2 The Movie Channel 8:00 am 1st Wave marathon (8am-4pm), Masters Of Horror 7pm-11pm SYFY 8:45/11:45 EST Captain Fury (1939) Turner Classic Movies 9:10 am Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (spoof, Shirley Jones) Flix 10:00 am Changeling (that's not my child) Cinemax 10:40 am Strange Invaders Flix 12:15 pm Coraline (stop-mation animated) HBO 12:30 & 10pm The Unborn (2009, woman haunted by a ghost, Gary Oldman) Cinemax 1:30 pm The Eye (2007, blind woman sees ghosts after transplant) The Movie Channel 2:00 pm HBO 1st look: The Wolfman HBO Heaven's Prisoners (a past Monstervision movie) Cinemax 2:15 pm The 5th Element (cabbie Bruce Willis tries to save the world) HBO 3pm/6pm EST San Francisco (1936, Clark Gable in fire/earthquake of 1906) Turner Classic Movies 3:10 pm Fight Night (R) The Movie Channel 4:15 pm Dragonball Evolution Cinemax 4:30 pm Temple Grandin HBO 5:45 pm Mirrors (horror in an abandoned dept. store) Cinemax 6:45 pm Journey to the Center of the Earth (Brendan Fraser) HBO A Knight's Tale (2001, Heath Ledger) HBO Signature 7:00 pm Madagascar 2: Back 2 Africa (animated) HBO Family Welcome Home (2008, Martin Lawrence, James Earl Jones) More Max 7:30/10:30 EST Alien Nation (1988, James Caan is teamed with an extraterrestial cop) Fox Movie Channel 7:45 pm Body of Lies Cinemax The Incredibles (2004 animated, a superhero family comes out of retirement) Disney XD 8:00 pm 17 Again (2009 remake) HBO #2 Biography: Mark Wahlberg Bio Channel The Bourne Supremacy (2004, Matt Damon) TBS Dante's Peak (1997, Pierce Brosnan) American Movie Classics Fargo (1996, a past Monstervision movie, you betcha) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) The Mummy Returns (2001 sequel) Encore The Pacifier (2005, Vin Diesel powered) Family Channel Rain (2007) Showtime The Rundown (2003, The Rock as a mob enforcer, Christopher Walken) FX Channel Scary Movie (2000, Wayans & Wayans spoof horror films) Comedy Central 8pm/11pm EST Gangs Of New York (2002, Scorsese) IFC 8:05 pm Sunshine (1999, Ralph Fiennes) Flix 8:30 pm The Incredible Shrinking Woman (Lily Tomlin spoofs 1950s scifi) HBO Family Rambo (2008 sequel to Rambo 3, this time rescues missionaries in fascist Burma) Showtime #2 8:55 pm 15 Minutes (2001, DeNiro, Ed Burns) Starz 9:00 pm Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (new ep) TruTV Biography: Jack Nicholson (2 hour) Bio Channel Field Of Dreams (1989, if you build it he will come) CMT Monster's Ball (2001, Halle Berry, Heath Ledger) More Max 9pm & 1am 1st 48/Manhunters (new eps) A and E 9:15/12:15 EST Alien Nation: Body & Soul (1995 sequel) Fox Movie Channel 9:30 pm Reporter (2009, in the Congo) HBO 10:00 pm Penn & Teller's Bull Showtime Archer (new ep) FX Channel Burn Notice (new ep) USA Network 10:05 pm The Eye (2007, blind woman sees ghosts after transplant) The Movie Channel 10:15 pm Enemy Of The State (Will Smith) Encore 10:30 pm The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics 10:30/1:30 EST The Bad & the Beautiful (1952, Kirk Douglas, Lana Turner) Turner Classic Movies 11:15 pm A Boy & His Dog (Don Johnson scifi after the apocalypse) Flix 11:45 pm Crazy As Hell (R) The Movie Channel 12:30/3:30 EST Johnny Eager (1942, racketeer seduces DA's daughter) Turner Classic Movies 12:35 am Craig Ferguson (guest George Hamilton of Zorro The Gay Blade) CBS 1:00 am Nobody's Baby (R) Flix 1:40 am Outrageous Fortune Cinemax 2:30/5:30 EST In Cold Blood (1967, Robert Blake as a killer) Turner Classic Movies 2:55 am Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (spoof, Shirley Jones) Flix 3:00 AM RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: RAVE TO THE GRAVE (TV-movie sequel) SYFY 3:20 am The Time Machine (remake of a Monstervision feature) Cinemax 4:45/7:45 EST Bells Are Ringing (1960, Dean Martin, Judy Holliday) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 am Tales From The Crypt Cinemax 6:30 am Beowulf The Movie Channel 6:35 am Race To Space Cinemax 7am/10am EST Some Came Running (1958, returning veteran deals with smalltown secrets) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 2/19/2010 8:00 am Stargate SG-1 (seasons 1-5 eps marathon) SYFY 8:20 am 10000 BC Cinemax 8:25 am Lars & the Real Girl The Movie Channel 9:30 am Martian Child (a foster child claims to be from Mars) HBO 9:30/12:30 EST Love Me Or Leave Me (1955, Doris Day tries to escape gangster) Turner Classic Movies 10:15 am Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks) Cinemax 10:35 am Carbon Copy (white businessman finds out he has a grown black son) Flix 11:45/2:45 EST Forbidden Planet (1956, a past Monstervision feature) Turner Classic Movies 11:50 am Company Man (2000, Sigourney Weaver, Denis Leary) The Movie Channel 12:10 pm Big Kahuna (R) Flix 1:30/4:30 EST Blackboard Jungle (1955, Glenn Ford, Anne Francis) Turner Classic Movies followed by Lilies Of The Field (1963, Sidney Poitier) Turner Classic Movies 4:15 pm Beowulf The Movie Channel 3:10 pm Sliver Cinemax 5:00 PM CAPRICA (PILOT) SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961, George Peppard, Audrey Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies 6:10 pm Lars & the Real Girl The Movie Channel Bless The Child (R, Satanic cult wants a 6-year-old) Flix 6:30 pm Exit Wounds Cinemax 7:00 pm Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003) ION (formerly PAX) City Of Ember (2008 fantasy) HBO Family The Matrix Reloaded & The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Bravo 7pm/10pm EST Hud (1963, Paul Newman vs. anthrax & his father) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm Baby Mama (2008 comedy, Tina Fey) HBO Signature Over Her Dead Body (2008 comedy) More Max 8:00 pm Smallville (new ep) CW (formerly WB) Ninja Warrior marathon G4/Tech TV Cellular (2004, Kim Basinger) Oxygen Meet The Fockers (2004, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Dustin Hoffman) ABC Panther (1995, Mario Van Peebles biopic of the Black Panthers) Flix The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger in 1776) TNT Tears Of The Sun (2003, Bruce Willis) Encore Troy (2004, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Peter O'Toole) American Movie Classics 8:05 pm Pineapple Express (2008 stoner comedy) Starz 8:10 pm Black Knight (2001, Martin Lawrence) Cinemax 8:45/11:45 EST Get Shorty (1995, Gene Hackman, John Travolta, Danny DeVito) IFC 9:00 pm Biography: John Wayne Gacy Bio Channel Caprica (new ep) SYFY The Brady Bunch Movie (1995 comedy, Shelley Long & Gary Cole need better agents) TV-Land Company Man (Sigourney Weaver, Denis Leary) The Movie Channel Good Luck Chuck (2007) USA Network Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008, Ron Perlman) HBO #2 Miss March (your old girlfriend is a centerfold) More Max Monster In A Box (1992, Spalding Gray, based on his Impossible Vacation) Sundance Channel Notorious (2009) HBO Signature Rush Hour (1998, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) FX Channel Scary Movie 4 (1996, spoofs War Of The Worlds and The Grudge) TBS 9pm/12am EST Shane (1953) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm Company Man (2000, Sigourney Weaver, Denis Leary) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Spartacus (new ep) Starz The Incredible Hulk (Ed Norton, 2008) Cinemax Into The Blue MTV Panic Room (2002, Jodie Foster vs. home invaders) Oxygen 10:05 pm Serendipity (2001) Encore 10:30 pm True Lies (1994, Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) CMT Midnight Carbon Copy (white businessman finds out he has a grown black son) Flix 12am & 1:30am Funny Or Die HBO 12:05 am Jimmy Kimmel (guest Danica Patrick) ABC 1:30 am Virtuosity Cinemax 1:35 am The Bikini Shop (in Malibu) Flix 2:00 am 3000 Miles To Graceland HBO 3:00 AM REPTILIAN SYFY 6:30 am The Chosen The Movie Channel 7:05 am Mamma Mia Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 2/20/2010 8am & 4pm 12 Rounds HBO 9:00 AM MIMIC 3 SENTINEL SYFY 10am/1pm EST Splendor In The Grass (1961, Natolie Wood) Turner Classic Movies 10:05 am To Die For (R, 1995) Flix 10:30 AM DRAGON WARS SYFY 12:15/3:15 EST 2001: A Space Odysssey (1968) Turner Classic Movies followed by sequel 2010: The Year We Make Contact (1984, John Lithgow) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 PM FIRE AND ICE SYFY 12:40 pm Mr. Baseball (comedy, Tom Selleck is traded to Japan) Cinemax 2:00 pm Temple Grandin HBO 2:30 PM 100 MILLION BC (The Philadelphia Experiment meets Jurassic Park) SYFY Prey Cinemax 4:00 pm Get Smart (Steve Carrell) Cinemax 4:30 PM WYVERN (2008, Barry Corbin vs. dragons in Alaska) SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Revenge Of The Nerds 2 (1987, Robert Carradine) FOX Movie Channel 5pm/8pm EST Close Encounters Of The 3rd Kind (1977, Spielberg) Turner Classic Movies 5:50 pm Jurassic Park (Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern) Cinemax 6:00 pm Superhero Movie The Movie Channel 6:05 pm To Die For (R, 1995) Flix 6:30 PM PREDATOR (Schwarzenegger vs. big game hunter from space) SYFY 7:00 pm Malcolm X (1992, Denzel Washington) BET Agent Cody Banks & Agent Cody Banks 2 (2003,2004) Disney Channel The Golden Compass (2007, Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig) HBO Family The Hills Have Eyes & The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2006,2007) Spike The Juror (1996) HBO Signature Swimming With Sharks (Kevin Spacey) Sundance Channel 7pm/10pm EST Revenge Of The Nerds 2 (1987, Robert Carradine) FOX Movie Channel 7:05 pm Lakeview Terrace (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Starz 7:30 pm An American Carol (comedy, Kelsey Grammer) The Movie Channel The Unborn (2009) More Max 7:30/10:30 EST The Goodbye Girl (1977, Richard Dreyfuss) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Cops & America's Most Wanted (new eps) FOX Backdraft (1991, Kurt Russell, Donald Sutherland, Baldwin, DeNiro) CMT Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992, a past Monstervision feature) E! Entertainment TV The Chroicles of Riddick (2004, Vin Diesel scifi sequel to Pitch Black) TNT Final Destination (2000) Encore Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, with Gary Oldman) ABC Introducing Dorothy Dandridge (1999, Halle Berry) LMN Max Payne (2008 revenge-fu) HBO #2 The Notebook (2004, James Garner, Gena Rowlands) Family Channel Saturday Night Fever (1977, John Travolta) VH-1 Wes Craven Presents: They (2002) Flix XXX (2002, Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson) FX Channel 8pm & 10pm Bruce Almighty (Morgan Freeman as God teaches Jim Carrey a lesson) Oxygen 8pm & 12:25am Frost/Nixon (when the President does it, it's not illegal) HBO 8pm & 12am Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999, Tom Hanks) A and E 8pm/11pm EST Mad Max (1979, Mel Gibson vs. post-apocalptic biker gang) IFC 8:30/11:30 EST Remember The Titans (2000, Denzel Washington) WGN 9:00 PM Diary of a Call Girl (3 new eps in a row) Showtime #2 Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) HBO Signature Hitch (2005, Will Smith chick flick) TBS THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT (2009 remake) SYFY The Reader (2008, fancy meeting you at a Nazi warcrime trial) Showtime The Rocker (2008, unemployed rock group drummer joins teen garage band, Christina Applegate) More Max The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (2009 remake) Starz Twisted (2004, Ashley Judd, Samuel L. Jackson) ION (formerly PAX) Waitress (2007, Keri Russell, Andy Griffith) Lifetime 9pm & 12:05 am Desert Of Blood (2006, vampire in Mexico) The Movie Channel 9pm/12am EST Revenge Of The Nerds 2 (1987, Robert Carradine) FOX Movie Channel 9:30 pm Stepfather 2 (1989, a past Monstervision movie) Flix 9:35/12:35 EST Alien Visitor (1995) IFC 9:40 pm From Dusk Till Dawn (trapped in a vampire nightclub) Encore 9:45 pm Abyss HBO Family 10:00 pm Wanted (2008) HBO The Amityville Horror MTV 10pm & 3:40am Last House On The Left Cinemax 10pm/1am EST Graham Norton Show (guest Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne) BBC America 10:30 pm Batman & Robin (George Clooney) TNT Rambo (2008 sequel to Rambo 3, this time rescuing missionaries from fascist Burma) Showtime #2 10:30 & 1:35am Mortuary (R, 2005) The Movie Channel 10:30/1:30 EST Porky's (1982, horney 1950s teens) FOX Movie Channel 11:00 PM REIGN OF FIRE (2002, dragons return to terrorize England in 2020) SYFY 1:00 AM ODYSSEY, THE (4 hour) SYFY 2:30 am Death Race (remake of Deathrace 2000 and The Running Man) HBO 4am/7am EST Bachelor In Paradise (Bob Hope surrounded by desperate housewives) Turner Classic Movies 6am/9am EST Citizen Kane (1941, Orson Welles, Rosebud) Turner Classic Movies 6:45 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans) Flix ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 2/21/2010 8:00 am Fuzz The Movie Channel 8:15/11:15 EST Lust For Life (1956, Kirk Douglas) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 am AI: Artificial Intelligence Cinemax 9:35am & 6:30pm Company Man (2000, Sigourney Weaver, Denis Leary) The Movie Channel 10:00 AM JUDGE DREDD (judge, jury & executioner of the future) SYFY 10:30/1:30 EST Bridge On The River Kwai (1957, Alec Guinness, William Holden) Turner Classic Movies 11:05am & 8pm The Eye (2007) The Movie Channel 11:30 am Assassination Tango (R) Flix 12:00 PM SHOWDOWN AT AREA 51 SYFY 12pm & 1am 17 Again (remake) HBO 1:30/4:30 EST Dr. Zhivago (1965, Omar Sharif) Turner Classic Movies 1:45 pm The 5th Element (cabbie Bruce Willis must save the world) HBO 2:00 PM PREDATOR SYFY 2:25 pm Fight Night (R) The Movie Channel 3:15pm & 5am Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans) Flix 4:00 pm Baby Mama (comedy, Tina Fey) HBO 4:15 pm 1st Knight The Movie Channel 4:30 PM SERENITY SYFY 4:32 pm Pirates of the Caribbean: World's End (3rd in the movie series) USA Network 4:40 pm The Wrestler Cinemax 4:45 pm Backdraft (firefighters vs. a deadly arsonist) CMT 5pm/8pm EST On The Waterfront (1954, Brando vs. the Mob) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Speed (Dennis Hopper puts bomb on bus to explode if it slows down) FOX Movie Channel 5:30 pm XXX (2002) FX Channel The Chronicles of Riddick (2004 sequel) TNT The Notebook (2004, James Garner) Family Channel 5:30/8:30 EST The 9th Gate (1999, Johnny Depp needs a book that summons the Devil) IFC 5:45 pm Frost/Nixon (when the President does it, it's not illegal) HBO Stephen King's The Mist (R) Showtime 6pm & 8:30pm City Of Angels (1998, Nicolas Cage as an angel visiting Earth) ION 6:05 pm The Goonies (1985, kids find hidden pirate ship with treasure onboard) Encore 6:15 pm Ali (2001, Will Smith biopic as the boxer) HBO Signature 6:30 pm Planes, Trains & Automobiles (comedy, Steve Martin vs. John Candy) Cinemax Scary Movie (2000, Wayans & Wayans spoof horror films) Comedy Central Why We Laugh (2008, history of black comedy) Showtime #2 6:40 pm The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (2009 remake) Starz 7:00 pm Cleopatra: Portrait of a Killer Discovery Channel America's Funniest Home Videos (new ep) ABC Bringing Down The House (2003, Steve Martin, Queen Latifah) BET Casper (1995, live-action & CGI) HBO Family Hard Target (1993, a past Monstervision feature) G4/Tech TV The Killing of John Lennon (2007, Jonas Ball as Mark David Chapman) Sundance Channel Son Of The Mask (2005 sequel with no-name cast) Cartoon Network SUNSHINE (2007, the Sun stops warming the globe in 2057) SYFY Witness (1985, Harrison Ford hides out in Amish country) More Max 7pm & 10pm The Nazca Lines (new ep, who made them & why?) Nat Geo Channel 7pm/10pm EST North By Northwest (Cary Grant vs. men in black) Turner Classic Movies 7:30/10:30 EST The Princess Bride (1987, a fractured fairy tale) FOX Movie Channel 7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN 7:45/10:45 EST Se7en (1995, Brad Pitt) IFC 8:00 pm Prehistoric (new eps: ancient Dallas, Washington & Los Angeles) Discovery Channel Armageddon (1998, Bruce Willis vs. asteroid headed toward Earth) FX Channel Nature (new ep, giant man-eating pythons in Florida) PBS The Simpsons & Cleveland Show (new eps) FOX The Tudors (2 eps) Showtime Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics Independence Day (1996, Will Smith vs. aliens invading Earth) TNT Last House On The Left (2009, don't make them mad) Cinemax Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (here there be monsters) USA Network The Reader (2008, fancy meeting you at a Nazi warcrime trial) Showtime #2 River's Edge (1986, what's the big deal about murder?) Flix 8:26 pm Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans (2009 sequel) Starz 9:00 PM Undercover Boss (new ep, 7-11 CEO works at a 7-11) CBS Boomarang (1992, Eddie Murphy, Halle Berry, David Alan Grier) More Max CHILDREN OF MEN (2006, Clive Owen protects the world's last pregnant woman) SYFY Fred Claus (2007, Santa's neer-do-well brother has to fill in) HBO Signature Return Of The Dragon (1974, Bruce Lee) G4/Tech TV Temple Gradin (2010, Claire Danes) HBO #2 9pm & 1am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel 9:30 pm My Cousin Vinny (1992 comedy, Joe Pesci, Fred Gwynne) Encore 9:30/12:30 EST Hitchcock's To Catch A Thief (1955, Cary Grant, Grace Kelly) Turner Classic Movies 9:40 pm Hart's War (R, 2002, Bruce Willis) The Movie Channel 9:45 pm The Keeper (R, 2004) Flix 10:00 pm Michael Vick Project (2 eps) BET Cold Case (new ep, death at the circus) CBS Joe Dirt (2001) Cinemax Sinbad: Where U Been? (comedy special) Comedy Central 10:05 pm Baader Meinhof (2008, German terrorists) Showtime #2 11:00 PM ALONE IN THE DARK SYFY 11:30 pm Nobody's Baby (R) Flix 11:30/2:30 EST The Solid Gold Cadillac (1956, Judy Holliday vs. big corporation) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM LIVING HELL SYFY 3am/6am EST The Stratton Story (1949, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 4:55 am The Front Page Cinemax 5am/8am EST The White Cliffs Of Dover (1944, Roddy McDowall) Turner Classic Movies 6:45 am The Sting 2 Cinemax 7:00 am Scorched The Movie Channel 7:15/10:15 EST Night Must Fall (1937, you shouldn't have let him in) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 2/22/2010 8:00 am Tales From The Darkside (more monsters) 8am-3pm SYFY 8:30 am Dragonball Evolution Cinemax 9:15/12:15 EST The Divorcee (1930, what a liberal marriage) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am In The Valley of Elah Cinemax 10:20 am Burnt Offerings (rival witches, a past Monstervision movie) Flix Noon & 8pm Eagle Eye (2008) Cinemax 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 1:00 pm Congo (scifi/horror) HBO 1pm/4pm EST The Hollywood Revue (1929, Jack Benny, Buster Keaton) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 pm The Hunt For Red October (Sean Connery, Russian submarine headed to US) Cinemax 3:00 pm Bless The Child (R, Satanic cult wants a 6-year-old) Flix 3pm & 9:30pm Temple Grandin (2010) HBO 3pm/6pm EST Sunset Blvd (1950, narrated by a floating corpse) Turner Classic Movies 4:15 pm Body Of Lies Cinemax 4:50 pm The Big Kahuna (R) Flix 5pm/8pm EST 5 Graves To Cairo (1943) Turner Classic Movies 5:45 pm A Knight's Tale HBO 6:30 pm The Strangers (don't open the door) Cinemax Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (spoof, Shirley Jones) Flix 6:45/9:45 EST The Fighting Sullivans (1944, five brothers serve on the same ship) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY The Last Boy Scout (1991, Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans) Spike Nim's Island HBO Family The Omen (1976, a past Monstervision movie, Gregory Peck) More Max 7pm/10pm EST Down Periscope (Red October spoof, Kelsey Grammer, Bruce Dern, Rip Torn) FOX Movie Channel 7:30 pm The Devil Wears Prada (2006) FX Channel Babylon AD (2008, Vin Diesel) HBO #2 8:00 pm Good Eats (new ep, lemon curry?) Food Network Animal Cops Miami (new ep, manatee rescue, cattle rustlers) Animal Planet Winter Olympics continue (figure-skating & ice-dancing, or you could watch clouds) NBC Akeelah & the Bee (2006, Lawrence Fishburne) Disney Channel Eagle Eye (2008) Cinemax The English Patient (1996, Ralph Fiennes) Flix Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics Lars & the Real Girl The Movie Channel Tears Of The Sun (2003, Bruce Willis) Encore 8pm/11pm EST Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (Uma Thurman, John HUrt, Pat Morita) IFC 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (Sasuke 2, full hour) G4/Tech TV 8:45 pm Land Before Time & Land Before Time 2 (cartoon dinosaurs) HBO Family 8:45/11:45 EST It Happened One Night (Clark Gable, Claudette Colbert) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX Operation Repo (new eps) TruTV Bolt (2008 animated, superhero TV star thinks he's the real thing, voice of John Travolta) Starz Field Of Dreams (1989, if you build it he will come) CMT The Messengers (2007, ghosts haunt a teen in rural N. Dakota) Lifetime Tommy Boy (1995, Chris Farley, David Spade) More Max 9pm/12am EST Revenge Of The Nerds 2 (1987, Robert Carradine) FOX Movie Channel 9:45/12:45 EST Bamboozled (2000 Hollywood satire, a black man considers selling out for job) IFC 10:00 pm Futurama (guest voices inc. William Shatner) Comedy Central Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives (new ep) Food Network The Real Roswell (UFO conspiracy theories about the 1947 landing) Nat Geo Channel Secret Diary of a Call Girl/Tracey Ullman (new eps) Showtime 10pm & 3:30am Last House On The Left (2009 remake, don't make them mad) Cinemax 10:05 pm Patton (1970, George C. Scott) Encore 10:30/1:30 EST Hot Shots, Part Deux FOX Movie Channel 10:40 pm Signs (Mel Gibson investigates crop circles for a long time) Starz 10:45/1:45 EST The Egg & I (comedy, Fred MacMurray meets Ma & Pa Kettle) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM (ANIME MONDAY) MONSTER/DESCENDANST OF DARKNESS SYFY 12:45/3:45 EST Naughty Marietta (French princess falls for an American Indian) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Slumdog Millionaire Cinemax 2:20 am A Boy & His Dog (Don Johnson scifi after the apocalypse) Flix 2:30/5:30 EST Going Places (1938, later remade as Man's Favorite Sport) Turner Classic Movies 3:05 am The Company of Wolves (grown-up Red Riding Hood vs. werewolves) The Movie Channel 5:20 am By Dawn's Early Light (remake) Cinemax 5:45/8:45 EST 42nd Street (1933, Ruby Keeler, Dick Powell) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Matinee (spoof of 1950s scifi, John Goodman, Robert Picardo, Jesse White) HBO 7:00 am The Legend of Hell House Cinemax 7:15/10:15 EST Carefree (1938, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 2/23/2010 8:00 am Jeremiah marathon 8am-4pm SYFY 8am & 6:45pm Coraline (stop-mation animated) HBO 8:35 am Hotel For Dogs Cinemax 8:40 am Mortuary (R, 2005) The Movie Channel 8:45/11:45 EST Topper Takes A Trip (1939 sequel, Roland Young is haunted again) Turner Classic Movies 10:15am & 10pm Superhero Movie (2008 comedy spoof) The Movie Channel 10:15/1:15 EST My Favorite Wife (1940, Irene Dunne returns from the dead) Turner Classic Movies 10:20 am Miss March (your old girlfriend's a centerfold) Cinemax 11:45/2:45 EST The Awful Truth (1937, Cary Grant, Irene Dunne) Turner Classic Movies 12:45 pm Evidence Of Blood Flix 1:20 pm The Incredible Hulk (Ed Norton) Cinemax Desert Of Blood (something nasty crawls up out of the ground) The Movie Channel 1:30/4:30 EST Artists & Models (1937, Jack Benny, Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies 3:15 pm Fatal Attraction (she won't be ignored) Cinemax 3:15/6:15 EST Topper (1937 comedy, Roland Young is haunted by newlywed ghosts) Turner Classic Movies 4:25 pm The Devil's Ground The Movie Channel 5pm/8pm EST Ruggles Of Red Gap (1935, Charles Laughton comedy) Turner Classic Movies 5:15 pm I Am Legend (Will Smith's remake of Omega Man) Cinemax 5:55 pm What Women Want (Mel Gibson) The Movie Channel 6:20 pm Legend Of The Lone Ranger Flix 6:30/9:30 EST Rising Sun (Sean Connery, murder in a Japanese corporation) FOX Movie Channel 6:45 pm Coraline (stop-mation animation) HBO 6:55 pm Disaster Movie (spoof of disaster movies) Showtime 7:00 pm Madagascar 2: Back 2 Africa (animated) HBO Family Martian Child (2007, foster child claims to be from Mars) HBO Signature 7pm & 1:50am The Unborn (2009) Cinemax 7:05 pm You Don't Mess With a Zohan (2008 comedy) Starz 7:15/10:15 EST Super Troopers (2001 comedy, cops vs. state cops) IFC 7:30 pm Bad Boys 2 (Will Smith, Martin Lawrence) USA Network 8:00 pm Bones (2 eps) TNT Boyz N the Hood (1991, John Singleton, Ice Cube, Cuba Gooding Jr) BET Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics The Professional (1994, Gary Oldman) Flix Seems Like Old Times (1980, Goldie Hawn, Chevy Chase) Encore Spider-Man 3 (Tobey Maguire vs. Sandman, Venom & the Goblin) FX Channel Tropic Thunder (comedy, actors making a war movie in Vietnam are attacked for real) HBO #2 Up, Up & Away (2000, Robert Townsend as a superhero) Disney Channel 8:05 pm Elegy (R, Ben Kingsley, Dennis Hopper) The Movie Channel 8:15/11:15 EST Gigi (1958, Leslie Caron, Maurice Chevalier, Louis Jourdan) Turner Classic Movies 8:25 pm Pathology (R, 2008, Alyssa Milano) Showtime #2 8:30 pm Miss March (2009, your old girlfriend's a centerfold) Cinemax 9:00 pm Lost & Forgotten (new eps) ABC Dirty Jobs (new ep) Discovery Channel Paranatural (1st ep, the chupacabra) Nat Geo Channel Sitcom Scandals: Lost In Space 1960s TV-series Bio Channel Wild Recon (new ep: poison dart frogs) Animal Planet 17 Again (2009 remake, Matthew Perry) HBO Signature Ghost Dad (1990, Bill Cosby comes back as a ghost only his kids can see) HBO Family Last House On The Left (2009 remake of Wes Craven's 1st movie) More Max The Pelican Brief (1993, John Grisham political thriller, Denzel Washington) Lifetime The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (2009 remake) Starz 9pm & 3:55am Frost/Nixon (when the President does it, it's not illegal) HBO 9pm & 1am WW2 in HD (part 1, 2 hours) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Barton Fink (1991 satire, it's got that Barton Fink feeling) FOX Movie Channel 9:45 pm Housesitter (1992, Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn) Encore 10:00 pm White Collar (new ep) USA Network Bad Girls Club (new ep, chick fight) Oxygen Dirty Jobs (milking venomous spiders) Discovery Channel The Michael Vick Project (new ep) BET Party Heat (new ep, is anyone here sober?) TruTV Behind the Planet Of The Apes movies (Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall) Bio Channel Exit Wounds (2001, Steven Seagal) Cinemax 10:15/1:15 EST An American In Paris (1951, Gene Kelly, no werewolves) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 pm The Bucket List (2007, Jack Nicholson) HBO Family 11:00 PM PREDATOR SYFY 11:45 pm Alien Sex Files 3: She-Alien Cinemax 3:00 AM FURNACE SYFY The Bikini Shop in Malibu (R) Flix 3:20 am Basic Instinct Cinemax 4am/7am EST Higher & Higher (1944 comedy, Jack Haley, Frank Sinatra) Turner Classic Movies 5:15 am Mortuary (R, 2005) The Movie Channel 6:00 am Lassie HBO 7:30/10:30 EST The 3rd Man (1949, Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 2/24/2010 8:00 am Moonlight marathon 8am-4pm SYFY 9:05 am Greedy (comedy) Cinemax 9:50 am Fight Night (R) The Movie Channel 10:05am & 6pm Phenomenon Flix 10:30 am Journey to the Center of the Earth HBO 11am/2pm EST Treasure Of The Sierra Madre (Bogart, 1948) Turner Classic Movies 12:15pm & 10pm To Die For (R, 1995, she plans husband's murder) Flix 12:30 & 8pm Taken HBO 1:00 pm You Kill Me Cinemax 1:15/4:15 EST Duel In The Sun (Jennifer Jones, Gregory Peck, Joseph Cotten) Turner Classic Movies followed by Indiscretion Of An American Wife (Jennifer Jones, 1954) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 pm Reporter HBO 2:35 pm Black Knight (Martin Lawrence goes back in time to King Arthur's court) Cinemax 4:00 pm Planet Of The Apes (remake) HBO 4:15 pm Sliver Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST Diary Of Anne Frank (1959) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Jurassic Park (Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern) Cinemax 6:35 pm Crazy As Hell (R) The Movie Channel 7:00 pm Ghost Hunters marathon 7pm-12am SYFY Babe followed by Babe 2: Pig In The City (1998, CGI animated) HBO Family 7:30 pm 30 Days Of Night (2007, vampires descend on Alaska) FX Channel 8:00 pm Wild Recon (poison dart frogs, repeated from yesterday) Animal Planet Biography: Kevin Costner, DeNiro and Clint Eastwood (1 hour each) Bio Channel Conan The Barbarian (1982, Schwarzenegger, a past Monstervision feature) Encore Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics Reporter (2009, journalist goes to the Congo bloodbath) HBO #2 Taken (2008, Liam Neeson's daughter is taken by sex slavers) HBO 8pm/11pm EST Kiss Of Fire (1998, Christina Applegate) IFC 8:05 pm Brief Encounter (1974, Sophia Loren) Flix The Forbidden Kingdom (2008, time traveling teen in ancient China, Jackie Chan, Jet Li) Showtime #2 Lakeview Terrace (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Starz 8:10 pm Burn After Reading (2008 comedy, Brad Pitt) Cinemax 8:15/11:15 EST Alfie (1966, Michael Caine, Shelley Winters) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm Most Daring (new ep) TruTV The Unborn (2009, Gary Oldman, Odette Yustman) More Max 9pm & 1am WW2 in HD (2 hour, part 2 of 5, Tarawa and D-Day) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Romancing The Stone (1984, Kathleen Turner in another Trenchcoat) FOX Movie Channel 9:30 pm Role Models (2008) HBO #2 10:00 pm 1000 Ways To Die (new ep, survival of the fitest) Spike An American Carol (2008 comedy, Kelsey Grammer) The Movie Channel Last House On The Left (2009 remake of Wes Craven's 1972 movie) Cinemax Psych (new ep) USA Network Solving History (new ep, mummies in Germany) Discovery Channel 10:10 pm The Running Man (1987, Schwarzenegger in a lethal gameshow, host Richard Dawson) Encore 12:15/3:15 EST Mrs. Brown (1997, Billy Connolly, Gerald Butler) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Urban Legends: The Final Cut (R) The Movie Channel 1:45 am Wes Craven Presents: They Flix 2:20 am Death Wish 2 Cinemax 3:00 AM STIR OF ECHOES: THE HOMECOMING SYFY 3:15 am The Keeper (R) Flix 3:50 am Over Her Dead Body (comedy) Cinemax 4:15/7:15 EST George Pal's Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm (1962 fantasy) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 am Carbon Copy Flix 5:30 am Tank (comedy, James Garner's military tank vs. corrupt sheriff) Cinemax 6:00 am Junior (comedy, Schwarzenegger as world's 1st pregnant man) HBO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 2/25/2010 8:00 am Outer Limits marathon 8am-4pm SYFY 8:20 am Hester Street Flix 9:05 am Kung Fu Panda (animated) Cinemax 9:45/12:45 EST General Spanky (1936, the Little Rascals) Turner Classic Movies 9:50 am Scorpio Flix 10am & 8pm 17 Again (remake) HBO 10:40 am Marley & Me Cinemax 11am/2pm EST The Marx Brothers in A Day At The Races (1937) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST Mr Deeds Goes To Town (Gary Cooper, 1936) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 pm The Big Kahuna (R) Flix Outrage HBO 2:30 pm Get Smart (Steve Carrell) Cinemax 3pm/6pm EST Hail The Conquering Hero (1944 comedy, Eddie Bracken) Turner Classic Movies 4:20 pm Marathon Man (Dustin Hoffman in a Nazi dentist's chair) Cinemax 4:45 pm Ghost Town HBO 5pm/8pm EST The Killers (1946, Burt Lancaster, Edmond O'Brien) Turner Classic Movies 5:45 pm Ran (Tatsuya Nakadai) Sundance Channel 6:10 pm Twilight (2008 teen vampire romance) Showtime #2 6:25 pm Hart's War (Bruce Willis, 2002) The Movie Channel 6:45 pm Speed Racer (2008 live-action & CGI) More Max 7:00 pm Masters Of Horror marathon 7pm-11pm SYFY The Golden Compass (2007, Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig) HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962, John Wayne, James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 7:50 pm Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) Starz 8:00 pm Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains (new ep) CBS Bless The Child (R, a Satanic cult wants a 6-year-old) Flix Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics 10000 BC Cinemax 8:30 pm Splintered (2008) The Movie Channel Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV 9:00 pm Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest (new ep) TruTV Past Life (new ep) FOX 9pm & 1am WW2 in HD (part 5/6) History Channel 9:15/12:15 EST The Dirty Dozen (Bronson, Lee Marvin, 1967) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm Temple Grandin (2010) HBO Family 10:00 pm Penn & Teller's Bull: polygraph testing Showtime Burn Notice (new ep) USA Network Beowulf (Ray Winstone) The Movie Channel 12am/3am EST Ice Station Zebra (fire, ice & death, 1968) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Death Race (remake of Deathrace 2000 and The Running Man) HBO 1:20 am Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth Cinemax 2:45/5:45 EST An American Dream (1966, innocent man on the run from police) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM HAUNTED PRISON SYFY 4:30/7:30 EST The Red Danube (1949, Janet Leigh vs. the Soviet KGB) Turner Classic Movies 4:45 am AI: Artificial Intelligence Cinemax 6:00 am Babe HBO 7:15 am House Arrest (comedy) Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 2/26/2010 8:00 am Invasion marathon SYFY 8:15am & 8pm What Women Want (Mel Gibson) The Movie Channel 8:45/11:45 EST The Merry Widow (1952, Lana Turner, Fernando Lamas) Turner Classic Movies 9:15 am Hackers HBO 10:25 am 1st Knight The Movie Channel 10:50 am The Time Machine (remake of a past Monstervision feature) Cinemax 11:30 am Burnt Offerings (rival witches, a past Monstervision movie) Flix 12:30 pm Changeling (that's not my child) Cinemax 12:45/3:45 EST The Whisperers (1967) Turner Classic Movies 2:45/5:45 EST Victor/Victoria (comedy, Julie Andrews works as a female impersonater) Turner Classic Movies 3:05 pm Assassination Tango (R) Flix 5pm/8pm EST Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967 musical, kidnappers in 1920s Chinatown) Turner Classic Movies 5:15 pm Coraline (stop-mation animation) HBO 6:30 pm Planes, Trains & Automobiles (Steve Martin, John Candy) Cinemax 7:00 pm The Simpsons Movie (2007, with Spider-Pig) FX Channel The Incredible Shrinking Woman (Lily Tomlins spoof of 1950s scifi) HBO Family 7:15 pm Role Models (2008) HBO #2 7:30/10:30 EST Speed (1994, bomb will explode if bus slows down) FOX Movie Channel 7:45/10:45 EST Se7en (1995) IFC 8:00 pm NAACP Image Awards (New, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington) FOX Smallville (new ep) CW (formerly WB) Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969, they're gonna need a bigger bed) Flix Broken Arrow (1996, would you mind not shooting at the nuclear weapons?) Encore Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, Witch & the Wardrobe (2005) Disney XD Doomsday (2008, a "road warrior" tries to prevent a virus from wiping out the rest of London) Cinemax Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics Top Gun (a past Monstervision feature, Tom Hanks) Oxygen What Women Want (Mel Gibson, 2000) The Movie Channel 8:10 pm The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (2009 remake) Starz 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV For Your Consideration (Hollywood satire that breaks like the wind) HBO Family 9:00 pm Caprica (new ep) SYFY Baby Boom (1987, Diane Keaton) TV-Land Final Destination 2 USA Network Last House On The Left (2009 remake of Wes Craven's 1972 chiller) More Max The Longest Yard (2005 remake, Adam Sandler) TNT 12 Rounds (2009) HBO #2 Wild Hogs (2007) FX Channel 9pm & 1am WW2 in HD (part 7/8 of 10, 2 hour) History Channel 9:45/12:45 EST Serpico (1973, Al Pacino) Turner Classic Movies 9:50 pm The House Bunny (2008) Encore 10:00 pm Spartacus (new ep, Spartacus decides to escape or die trying) Starz Most Haunted (new ep, Inveraray Castle) Discovery Channel Breakin' (1984, one of Ice T's favorite movies) Flix 10pm/1am EST Speed (1994, bomb will explode if bus slows down) FOX Movie Channel 10:10 pm A League Of Their Own (a past Monstervision feature, Tom Hanks) Bravo Elegy (R, Ben Kingsley, Dennis Hopper) The Movie Channel Hamlet 2 (2008 comedy, drama teacher decides to put on a sequel to Shakespeare's play) HBO Signature 11:45 pm Lady Chatterley's Lover Cinemax 12am/3am EST Frankenheimer's Seconds (1966, Rock Hudson meets his evil clone) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Mirrors (horror, abandoned hotel) Cinemax 2:00 am Wanted HBO 2am/5am EST The Reivers (1969, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM INSATIABLE, THE SYFY 3:05 am Death At A Funeral (R) The Movie Channel 4am/7am EST Tom Sawyer (1973, Johnny Whitaker, Jodie Foster) Turner Classic Movies 5:45/8:45 EST Dick Tracy (a colorful fantasy, Pacino vs. Warren Beatty) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 am Hunt For Red October (Sean Connery, Russian sub headed for US) Cinemax 7:30/10:30 EST The Manchurian Candidate (1962 thriller, Angela Lansbury) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 2/27/2010 8am & 4pm 17 Again (remake) HBO 9:00 AM REPTILIAN SYFY 9:30 am Alvin & the Chipmunks (live-action & CGI) Cinemax 9:45/12:45 EST From Here To Eternity (1953, watching WW2 start) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am The Mean Season (R) The Movie Channel 11:00 AM SUPERGATOR SYFY The Unborn Cinemax 11:30 am Strange Invaders Flix Noon Temple Grandin HBO 12:30 pm Virtuosity Cinemax 1:00 PM WAR WOLVES (special ops hunt down werewolves) SYFY 2:15 pm Baby Mama (comedy) HBO 2:15/5:15 EST The Nun's Story (1959, Audrey Hepburn goes to the Congo) Turner Classic Movies 2:20 pm Body Of Lies Cinemax 3:00 PM VIPERS SYFY 3:30pm & 5am Scorched The Movie Channel 5:00 PM BLACK SWARM SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Terror Train (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis' other Halloween) FOX Movie Channel 5:30 pm The Matrix Reloaded & Matrix Revolutions ION (formerly PAX) 5:45 pm The 5th Element (Bruce Willis, save the cabbie save the world) Cinemax 6:00 pm Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones Spike 6pm & 1:15am I Am Legend (Will Smith's remake of Omega Man) Cinemax 7:00 PM YETI (another Bigfoot, 2008) SYFY The American President (1995, a past Monstervision feature, Michael Douglas) More Max The Cheerleader Murder (Holly Hunter would just kill for her daughter to get ahead) Lifetime Land Before Time & Land Before Time 2 (cartoon dinosaurs) HBO Family New Jack City (1991, Wesley Snipes, Ice T) BET Office Space (1999, a man rages against the machine) Comedy Central A Prairie Home Companion (2006, this is why Dennis Miller left Hollywood) Sundance Channel Saturday Night Fever (1977, John Travolta) VH-1 September Dawn (2007, more fun than Donner's party) The Movie Channel Twitches & Twitches 2 (teen twin witches) Disney Channel 7pm/10pm EST Terror Train (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis' other Halloween) FOX Movie Channel 7:05 pm Pineapple Express (2008) Starz 7:15 pm The Longshots (2008, a girl quarterback) Showtime #2 The Presidio (1988, Mark Harmen probes murder on a military base, Sean Connery) HBO Signature 7:15/10:15 EST Titanic (1997, spoiler: it sinks and there are no avatars) Turner Classic Movies 7:45 pm Basic Instinct (1992, Sharon Stone won't be IGNORED) Cinemax 8:00 pm Cops (new ep) FOX Armageddon (1998, Uncle Sam asked us to save the world) FX Channel Bad Boys (1995, Martin Lawrence, Will Smith) Encore Evan Almighty (2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty) E! Entertainment TV Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix (the most recent in the movie series) ABC The Longest Yard (2005 remake, Adam Sandler) TNT Phenomenon (1996, Forest Whitaker, Robert Duvall, John Travolta) Flix What Happens In Vegas (2008) HBO #2 8pm & 12am Fast & Furious (2009, Vin Diesel powered) HBO 8pm & 12am Gone In 60 Seconds (Nicolas Cage, 2000 remake of the 1974 film) A&E 8pm/11pm EST She's The One (1996) IFC 8:30/11:30 EST The 6th Sense (1999, he sees dead people) WGN 9:00 pm America's Most Wanted (new ep) FOX Ghost Town (2008, Greg Kinnear, Tea Leoni) HBO Signature Hot Rod (2007 comedy) Comedy Central Rambo (sequel to Rambo 3, this time rescuing missionaries from fascist Burma) Showtime The Reader (2008, fancy meeting you at a Nazi war-crimes trial) Showtime #2 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005) Spike Year One (2009, Jack Black & Michael Cera as slacker cavemen) Starz 9pm & 1am BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (2010 remake) SYFY 9pm & 12am Diary of a Serial Killer (R, 1998 or 2008) The Movie Channel 9pm & 1am WW2 in HD (conclusion, 2 hour) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Survivors (new ep, post-apocalyptic luxeries have a price) BBC America 9pm/12am EST Terror Train (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis' other Halloween) FOX Movie Channel 9:30 pm Fatso (1980, Dom DeLouise) HBO Family 9:45/12:45 EST Despiritely Seeking Susan (1985 comedy, Madonna) IFC 10:00 pm Secrets Of The Star Disc Nat Geo Channel Land Of The Dead (2005) MTV The Mummy Returns (2001 sequel) Encore 10pm & 3am Day The Earth Stood Still (pointless remake) Cinemax 10:30 pm Independence Day (Will Smith vs. aliens attacking Earth) TNT 10:30 & 1:30am Kinky Killers (NC17) The Movie Channel 10:35 pm Bangkok Dangerous (R, Nicolas Cage as an assassin) Showtime 10:45/1:45 EST Gold Diggers of 1935 (Busby Berkeley, Dick Powell, 1935) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM BEYOND SHERWOOD FOREST SYFY 12:10 am A Boy & His Dog (R, post-apocalypse Don Johnson) Flix 3:00 AM MERLIN AND THE WAR OF THE DRAGONS SYFY 3am & 8:15am Day The Earth Stood Still (pointless remake) Cinemax 3:20 am 3000 Miles To Graceland HBO 4:45 am Tank Girl (Lori Petty, Ice T, Malcolm McDowell) Cinemax 5:15/8:15 EST The Philadelphia Story (1940 comedy, tabloids cover a wedding) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am Congo (angry genetically-enhanced gorillas) HBO 6:45 am Beowulf The Movie Channel 7:15/10:15 EST You Can't Take It With You (1938 comedy, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 2/28/2010 8:30 am Planet Of The Apes (remake) HBO 9:00 AM STEPHEN KING'S THE LANGOLIERS (4 hour, you may never fly again) SYFY 9:30/12:30 EST Pennies From Heaven (1936, Louis Armstrong, Bing Crosby) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am Lady In White Flix 10am & 10pm Miss March (2009, your old girlfriend's a centerfold) Cinemax 10:30 am Fred Claus (Santa's neer-do-well brother has to fill in) HBO 11am/2pm EST Hope & Crosby in Road To Morocco (1942, Dorothy Lamour) Turner Classic Movies followed by Road To Utopia (1946, as gold rush prospectors) Turner Classic Movies 12:35 pm Mission Impossible 2 The Movie Channel 1:00 PM STEPHEN KING'S THE TOMMYKNOCKERS (4 hour) SYFY 1:05 pm The Incredible Hulk (Ed Norton) Cinemax 1:30 pm Coraline (followed by The Making of Coraline) HBO 2:15/5:15 EST Greatest Show On Earth (DeMille, Charlton Heston, James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 2:45 pm Beowulf The Movie Channel 3:00 pm The Substitute 4: Failure Is Not An Option (he's one tough teacher) Cinemax 3:30 pm A Knight's Tale HBO 4:30 pm The Strangers (don't let them in) Cinemax 5:00 PM Terminator 2 "Come with me if you want to live!" American Movie Classics THE STAND (8 hours, the Lincoln Tunnel scene creeped out Stephen King) SYFY Terminator 2 "Come with me if you want to live!" American Movie Classics 5pm/8pm EST Ben-Hur (1959, Charlton Heston as an ancient Roman gladiator) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST 007 in Diamonds Are Forever (1971, Sean Connery) BBC America 5:30 pm G I Jane (1997, Demi Moore as a Navy SEAL) TNT The Next Karate Kid (1994, Pat Morita, this time it's a girl) Family Channel 5:45 pm Fast & Furious (2009) HBO The Unborn More Max 6:00 pm Basic (2003, what happened to those soldiers in Panama?) ION (formerly PAX) Armageddon (1998, Uncle Sam asked us to save the world) FX Channel Eagle Eye (but we're not the terrorists) Cinemax Evan Almighty (2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty) E! Entertainment TV Web Of Desire (2008) LMN 6:15 pm Dirty Dancing (1987, Patrick Swayze) Encore Year One (2009, Jack Black & Michael Cera as slacker cavemen) Starz 6:30 pm Wes Craven Presents: They Flix An American Carol (comedy, liberal film maker wants to ban the 4th of July) The Movie Channel 7:00 pm Accepted (2006, college rejects set up a fake college) Comedy Central Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992, a past Monstervision feature) G4/Tech TV Dead At 17 (2008) Lifetime The Good Witch & The Good Witch's Garden (2009) Hallmark Channel Kangaroo Jack (2003, Jerry O'Connell) Cartoon Network Martian Child (a foster boy says he's from Mars) HBO Family Twilight (2008, teen vampire romance) Showtime #2 7:05/10:05 EST Gangs Of New York (2002, Martin Scorsese) IFC 7:15 pm The Rocker (unemployed rock group drummer joins teen garage band) More Max 7:30/10:30 EST 007 in Diamonds Are Forever (1971, Sean Connery) BBC America 7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN 8:00 pm Prehistoric (new eps, Dallas, Washington & Los Angeles) Discovery Channel The Bank Job (2008) The Movie Channel Day The Earth Stood Still (pointless remake) Cinemax League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Sean Connery, Captain Nemo, vampira) American Movie Classics Nat. Lampoon's Animal House (1978, John Belushi) Encore Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989, Chevy Chase) CMT John Grisham's The Pelican Brief (1993) ION The Parent Trap (1998, Lindsay Lohan) Family Channel To Die For (R, 1995) Flix Uncle Buck (1989, John Candy has to babysit brother's kids for a week) Nickelodeon/Nick At Nite 8pm & 10pm Twister (1996, Joe Bob & MST3000's Mike Nelsen checked it out) TNT 8:45 pm Yes Man (2008) HBO Family 9:00 pm Undercover Boss (new ep, White Castle's owner tries flipping burgers) CBS Day After Tomorrow (2004, global warming destroys the world in 2 hours) FX Channel Dragonball Evolution (2009) More Max Hot Rod (2007 comedy) Comedy Central Mr. Brooks (2007) Lifetime Red Dawn (1984, a past Monstervision feature, Commies invade America) G4/Tech TV 17 Again (2009 remake) HBO #2 Wanted (2008) HBO Signature 9pm & 1am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Oliver (1968 musical version of Dicken's Oliver Twist) Turner Classic Movies 9:50 pm Conan The Barbarian (1982, a past Monstervision feature) Encore 10:00 pm Cold Case (new ep) CBS Miss March (2009, your girlfriend became a centerfold while you were in a coma) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST 007 in Diamonds Are Forever (1971, Sean Connery) BBC America 10:30 pm Lara Croft: Tomb Raider American Movie Classics Tarzeena of the Jungle More Max 11:35 pm Mission Impossible 2 The Movie Channel 11:45/2:45 EST The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976, Peter Sellers) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Frost/Nixon (it's not illegal when the President does it) HBO 1:05 am Heaven's Prisoners (a past Monstervision movie) Cinemax 1:30/4:30 EST Lolita (1962, James Mason falls in love with a teen) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM THEY WAIT SYFY 3:10 am Urban Legends: The Final Cut (R) The Movie Channel 3:20 am The Gathering Cinemax 3:30 am Cassandra Crossing (speeding train with plague aboard) Flix 4:30/7:30 EST Madame Bovery (Jennifer Jones, James Mason, 1949) Turner Classic Movies 4:50 am The Final Conflict: Omen 4 Cinemax 5:45 am The Big Kahuna (R) Flix 6:30/9:30 EST Possessed (Joan Crawford, Raymond Massey, 1947) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~US Navy aircraft attack enemy ships 2/1/1942 for 1st time ever in battle; after which every plane returns to USS Enterprise. Japanese attack Enterprise without effect, returns to Pearl Harbor to hero's welcome, admiral dubbed Bull Halsey by newspapers. Buenos Aires, Argentina, founded 2/2/1536. British fleet captured New Amsterdam 2/2/1665, renaming New York. US Army refuses to court-martial Mjr. Peress 2/2/54, so Senator McCarthy begins hearings accusing the Army itself of being Cummunist. 4 Chaplains of differest faiths gave their life-jackets away and went down with a sinking WW2 ship 2/3/43. Lady Madonna recorded by Paul McCartney and an unknown backup band 2/3/68, his 1st solo song. Rolls-Royce declared bankrupcy 2/4/71. Keel for USS Enterprise laid down on 2/4/58, to be world's 1st atom-powered aircraft carrier. Barber of Seville first performance, in Rome, is a flop 2/5/1816. It would be more popular in U.S. performed by Melba, Sembrich, and of course Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd (The Rabbit of Seville), with music later played live to the animation by the Boston Pops. In Italy dogs howl all night 2/5/1783 followed by a huge earthquake. Joseph Priestly died, discoverer of carbonated water, oxygen, amonia, and named a another discovery "rubber" because it could rub out pencil marks. King George VI died 2/6/52, daughter Elizabeth becomes Queen of England. Beatles arrive in New York 2/7/64. Elisha Gray patents the fax machine 2/7/1893, which he calls the telautograph, but his machine is too big and costly. MacArthur returns to Manila within days of its liberation 2/7/45. Joy Addamson's murderer arrested 2/8/80, a poacher. Boy Scouts of America founded by Lord Baden-Powell based on the military and Kipling's The Jungle Book, the 12th nation to join his organization. "Peter Gunn themesong" became Mancini's 1st #1 hit on the popchart 2/8/59. Dennis Gabor died 2/8/79, inventor of holography. Jules Verne born 2/8/1828. Mary, Queen of Scots, beheaded 2/8/1587. On 2/9/64 Ed Sullivan Show, Davy Jones sings a song from "Oliver" and the Beatles make their live American TV debut. Alfred Packer and 5 others go looking for gold in the mountains 2/9/1874, he returns 2 months later alone and admits to eating them all to stay alive. French liner Normandie catches fire 2/9/42 while being retrofitted as a troop ship in New York and eventually sinks, Navy suspects sabotage by Nazi agents. NBC censors delete a joke from the Tonight Show, Jack Paar quits 2/10/60. Tales Of Hoffman debuts 2/10/1881, in Paris, about a poet whose first love turns out to be the android daughter of an automaton maker, an opera written by Offenbach. PT Barnum married 2 midgets 2/10/1863. Tuskegee Institute chartered in Alabama 2/10/1881. Samuel Plimson born 2/10/1824, "The Sailor's Friend" becuase he convinced international insurance companies to require 2-color paint on hull of ships to see if they're overloaded. Lionel Lukin born 2/10/1834, inventor of lifeboats for ships.