•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Past Descriptions: •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ANACONDA [PG13]·Horror·1997·(1:29) A film crew heads into the South American jungle searching for a lost tribe of natives - but when they pick up a crazed man with a story about a giant snake, things get wild in this over-the-top action-monster treat! With Jon Voight. ANGELS & DEMONS [PG13]·Book Based·2009·(2:19) The pope is dead and the candidates to replace him have been kidnapped - a secret group vows to kill the cardinals and destroy Vatican City. Can famed Harvard prof Robert Langdon save the day? Prequel to The DaVinci Code. BLADE II [R]·Action·2002·(1:57) Vampire hunter Blade returns! A blood virus has created a new breed of monsters, and the only way for Blade to stop them is to team up with a group of vampires - his sworn enemies! From the director of Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth. BOLT [PG]·Adventure·2008·(1:36) Bolt - a spunky dog playing a canine superhero on television - doesn't know that his powers won't work outside the studio. But nothing will stop him from a real-world rescue mission with two unlikely partners! CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN [PG]·Adventure·2008·(2:30) In "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" the 4 Pevensie kids are swept back to magical Narnia, where they join the struggle to restore Prince Caspian to his rightful throne. CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS [PG]·Animated·2009·(1:30) In 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs', a young inventor discovers how to make food literally rain from the sky - but no one expected such giant servings! A hilarious, action-packed animated tale. Music by Devo. HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL [R]·Horror·1999·(1:33) A sadistic amusement park owner offers five strangers a million dollars each if they can survive a night in a house that once was an asylum - and is haunted by the ghosts of its criminally insane inmates! With Taye Diggs, Ali Larter. JURASSIC PARK III [PG13]·Adventure·2001·(1:32) Dr. Grant and team are persuaded to return to abandoned Jurassic Park to see how the vicious velociraptors have evolved their intelligence - he gets an up close look when a helicopter crash plunges them all onto the deadly island! LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING [PG13]·2001·(2:58) The epic tale of Middle Earth, Hobbits, evil Lord Sauron and a powerful ring begins here! Winner of 4 Oscars, blockbuster special effects and magical story-telling. With Ian McKellen, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Cate Blanchett. MONSTERS, INC. [G]·Animated·2001·(1:32) When a young girl accidentally enters Monstropolis - a secret city powered by energy from children's nightmares - it's up to a pair of friendly monsters to set things right. Oscar-winning fun from the director of 'Up.' 1/5,7,8,24,28. RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN [PG]·Action·2009·(1:38) In this action/adventure, a cabbie and two aliens from another planet - disguised as kids - go on the run from both the military and a deadly mutant killer from outer space. Can they get to their space ship and escape? 2/6 SPEED [R]·Action·1994·(1:56) Rush hour will never be the same! Oscar-winning action- thriller about a city bus, wired to explode if it dips below 50 mph, and the wild ride that ensues. With Dennis Hopper, Jeff Daniels. THE STEPFATHER [PG13]·Horror·2009·(1:41) A divorced mom falls for a man who preaches the importance of family. But her teenage son has doubts, and a neighbor thinks he looks like a murder suspect she saw on an unsolved mysteries tv show- does the stepdad have a secret? TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION [R]·Horror·1997·(1:27) The Next Generation: folks lost in the woods encounter Leatherface and a family of psychopathic cut-ups. Watch this one for the pre-fame performances of McConaughey and Renee in a gruesome horrorfest! ZOMBIELAND [R]·Comedy·2009·(1:28) In a world overrun by zombies, two men - a hyper-talker and a taciturn redneck - set out to rid the world of the walking dead in this over-the-top horror-comedy. With Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, Bill Murray, Woody Harrelson. A great philosopher once said stick around after the credits for Bill Murray's back-from-the-dead cameo! 2012 [PG13]·Action·2009·(2:38) Solar flares creating instability at the Earth's core lead to an apocalyptic series of spectacular natural disasters in this blockbuster special effects epic. Mega-earthquakes, toppling skyscrapers, massive tidal waves and more! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
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