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WHO HAS THE BIGGEST HAIR!!!

Now, If you're asking why we're writing this...Well, Don't. It's late. I mean early. And we were suddenly struck by the great and powerful Digimon God of Inspiration to crawl to the slow and mystic cardboard box that is the computer. And write. This, after absolutely no debate, is what we decided to write about. So, on troops!

After that good and interesting warm-up paragraph, down to business! Who really DOES have the biggest hair in all of Digimon? Is it Yama or Tai? Wellllll....This MAY depend on how you look at it, and literally.

We all know that from most angles, and no competition, Taichi has the biggest hair (I still think it's a still-sleeping creature that crawled up there when he was born...), rivaled ONLY by Yama and Ken as the kaiser. Let us review the facts.

1. Taichi has huge-ass hair. It has also been said to impair his sanity/intelligence for its mere size.

2. Yama ALSO has huge-ass hair, probably because of all the gel he must use.

3. Ken....Just has large hair. But it MUST be digitally enhanced. No way it could go from satin smooth to punk-rocker spikes with just a toss. Doesn't happen, not even on Digimon. (Or does it..?)

4. Koushirou has _reasonably_ large hair. Not large enough to compete with those above, though. Therefore, in Season Two, He now tries to compete in the running for SHORTEST hair. Iori beats him to the punch. Poor guy.

5. Mimi has loooooooooong hair. Sadly, this doesn't count as big. Although in Season Two, there are some episodes in which she has a perm, and hence the Largest Afro Of All Time. But sadly, Tai still beats her.

6. Joe. Joe does not have big hair. Period.

7. Miyako. She has long hair. It has the _potential_ to be big. She does hold the record for LONGEST, though. And for most unusual natural color.

8. Davis Does Not Have Big Hair. It is merely a sad attempt to have big hair. You'll NEVER HAVE BIG HAIR, DAMMIT! GIVE UP WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TIME! Due to prejudice, we have unanimously agreed that Daisuke has the shortest, and smallest, hair. Although Iori IS a close second.

9. Lillymon has big...something..? Hair-like appendages. Take a look! If you just thought of her as human, she'd beat everyone!! At everything! Even Tai! Sorry, Tokomon...

Now, as you can see, Digimon is a series full of hair. Big hair. Ludicrously big hair. Even some of the Digimon have ludicrously big hair! Remember Leomon?

Who has the biggest hair? (::drum roll::) Well....Simply put...We have no clue. But it was fun to write about anyway!

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Ucchan and Tora signing out!