Week of 08/11/07
Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel
Sat 8-11-07:
3pm/6pm EST Big (Tom Hanks kiddie fantasy) FOX Movie Channel
4:20 pm, Sat Alien Actionmax
4:45 pm, Sat Chronicle of the Raven Showtime Women
5:00 pm, Sat The Frighteners SCIFI
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Cinemax
6:00 pm, Sat Magic in the Water Starz Kids & Family
Mom and Dad Save the World HBO Comedy
6:30 pm, Sat Wicker Man, The (2006) Thrillermax
7:00 pm, Sat Back to the Future 2 HBO Family
Thir13teen Ghosts SCIFI
7:05 pm, Sat Scream Starz Edge
8:00 pm, Sat Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Family Channel
The Shadow Cinemax
8:30 pm, Sat The Brothers Grimm Mystery Channel
Werewolf Hunter: The Legend of Romasanta Showtime Beyond
8:45 pm, Sat Back to the Future 3 HBO Family
9:00 pm, Sat Hostel Showtime
Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming SCIFI
9:45 pm, Sat Encino Man Encore
10:00 pm, Sat The Devil's Rejects The Movie Channel
House of 9 Showtime Beyond
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Cinemax
10:30 pm, Sat Buffy the Vampire Slayer Mystery Channel
10:30/1:30 EST Species WGN Chicago
11:30 pm, Sat American Psycho HBO Zone
11:35 pm, Sat Click Starz Edge
12:00 am, Sun Species II Mystery Channel
12:15 am, Sun Saw II Showtime
Wicker Man, The (2006) Thrillermax
12:30 am, Sun Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3 American Movie Classics
1:00 am, Sun Blade Starz
Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming SCIFI
1:15 am, Sun Red Planet More Max
1:25 am, Sun Forbidden Zone Flix Movie Channel
1:30 am, Sun The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Cinemax
2:00 am, Sun Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare Thrillermax
2:15 am, Sun And Now the Screaming Starts American Movie Classics
3:00 am, Sun 12 Monkeys USA Network
Left in Darkness SCIFI
Twins (Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito, genetic experiment gone wrong) HBO Family
3am/6am EST Citizen Kane (Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
3:20 am, Sun House of 9 Showtime Beyond
Scream Starz Edge
3:30 am, Sun Dracula (1979) Thrillermax
Outbreak TNT
3:45 am, Sun The Brothers Grimm Mystery Channel
4:50 am, Sun Salvage (a teen relives her own brutal murder over & over) Showtime Beyond
5:50 am, Sun Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Flix Movie Channel
6:00 am, Sun Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home HBO #2
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Sun 8-12-07:
7:00 am, Sun Defending Your Life More Max
7:15 am, Sun Angels in the Outfield Black Starz
7:20 am, Sun Island of Dr. Moreau, The (1977) Action Channel
7:30 am, Sun Dark Water Mystery Channel
8:30 am, Sun Deep Blue Sea FX Channel
9:00 am, Sun The Abyss SCIFI
9am/12pm EST Antz WPIX New York
9:05 am, Sun King Kong (2005) More Max
9:50 am, Sun Dazzle Starz Kids & Family
10:50 am, Sun The Astronaut's Wife Mystery Channel
12:15 pm, Sun Batman Begins HBO # 2
1:00 pm, Sun Waterworld SCIFI
1:35 pm, Sun Click Starz
Slither Actionmax
2:30 pm, Sun Child's Play Showtime
3:00 pm, Sun Magic in the Water Flix Movie Channel
3:30 pm, Sun Mimic: Sentinel Showtime Beyond
4:30 pm, Sun Dazzle Starz Kids & Family
6:00 pm, Sun Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Family Channel
Face/Off USA Network
6:30 pm, Sun Buffy the Vampire Slayer Encore
Stargate SCIFI
Wicker Man, The (2006) Thrillermax
7:00 pm, Sun Moby Dick (1998) Ion (formerly Pax)
Spider-Man 2 FX Channel
7:30 pm, Sun The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning More Max
8:00 pm, Sun Dark Water Mystery Channel
House of 9 The Movie Channel
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Family Channel
8:30 pm, Sun Saw II Showtime # 2
9:00 pm, Sun Click Starz
Star Trek: First Contact SCIFI
9:50 pm, Sun The Astronaut's Wife Mystery Channel
10:00 pm, Sun Mimic: Sentinel Showtime Beyond
10:15 pm, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Encore
Hostel Showtime # 2
10:50 pm, Sun Blade Starz
11:00 pm, Sun King Kong (2005) More Max
12:15 am, Mon Hellfire Showtime Beyond
Wicker Man, The (2006) Thrillermax
1:45 am, Mon Earth Girls Are Easy TBS
2:00 am, Mon Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare Thrillermax
3:00 am, Mon Lost Highway IFC (Independent Film Channel)
Not of this Earth (1995) SCIFI
3:10 am, Mon My Little Eye Cinemax
3:30 am, Mon Dracula (1979) Thrillermax
The Prophecy II Showtime
3:50 am, Mon The Serpent and the Rainbow Encore
4:10 am, Mon The Witches of Eastwick HBO Comedy
4:40 am, Mon Magic in the Water Flix Movie Channel
4:50 am, Mon Dark Water Mystery Channel
5:00 am, Mon Highlander Actionmax
5:30 am, Mon Lost in Space Starz Edge
5:50 am, Mon The Exorcism of Emily Rose Encore's Drama Channel
6:00 am, Mon Dazzle Starz Kids & Family
Screamers HBO Zone
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Mon 8-13-07:
7:30 am, Mon Back to the Future 2 HBO # 2
7:50 am, Mon Click Starz
8:15 am, Mon Back to the Future HBO Comedy
8:50 am, Mon Lady in the Water Thrillermax
9:00 am, Mon 007 in Moonraker Spike (TNN)
9:45 am, Mon Sahara Showtime
10:00 am, Mon Earth Girls Are Easy TBS
11:05 am, Mon Darkman Action Channel
12:00 pm, Mon Poseidon Adventure, The (2005) USA Network
12:05 pm, Mon Doom HBO Zone
1:05 pm, Mon Back to the Future 3 HBO Family
1:50 pm, Mon Phenomenon Mystery Channel
1:55 pm, Mon House of Wax HBO Zone
2:15 pm, Mon The Big Lebowski Showtime # 2
2:30 pm, Mon Underworld: Evolution Action Channel
3:00 pm, Mon Face/Off USA Network
3:20 pm, Mon Judge Dredd Showtime Beyond
3:45 pm, Mon Field of Dreams HBO # 3
4:35 pm, Mon The Indian in the Cupboard HD Movies
5:00 pm, Mon The Sixth Sense Starz
Spider-Man 2 FX Channel
5:45 pm, Mon Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory HBO Comedy
6:00 pm, Mon Buffy the Vampire Slayer Wam!
6:10 pm, Mon Reeker The Movie Channel
6:15 pm, Mon Sahara Showtime
6:30 pm, Mon I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Thrillermax
8:00 pm, Mon Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Cinemax
X2 FX Channel
8:05 pm, Mon Starman HD Movies
8:15 pm, Mon Faust: Love of the Damned Showtime Beyond
8:30 pm, Mon Heaven Can Wait HBO Family
8:40 pm, Mon Underworld: Evolution Action Channel
9:00 pm, Mon Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist HBO Zone
The Princess Bride More Max
10:00 pm, Mon The Big Lebowski Showtime # 2
10:05 pm, Mon Ghost HD Movies
10:10 pm, Mon The Exorcism of Emily Rose Encore's Drama Channel
10:30 pm, Mon Meet Joe Black American Movie Classics
12:15 am, Tue Starman HD Movies
12:20 am, Tue 2001 Maniacs Starz Edge
1:10 am, Tue Batman Begins HBO Family
1:30 am, Tue Judge Dredd Showtime Beyond
2:15 am, Tue Ghost HD Movies
4:20 am, Tue Screamers HBO Zone
4:50 am, Tue The Big Lebowski Showtime # 2
Casino Royale (1967, James Bond vs. Orson Welles) Mystery Channel
5:10 am, Tue Sahara Showtime
6:00 am, Tue The Shining Thrillermax
6:10 am, Tue Tremors HBO Zone
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Tue 8-14-07:
7:00 am, Tue Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Actionmax
7:05 am, Tue The Cave Mystery Channel
7:30 am, Tue War of the Worlds (2005) HBO
7:50 am, Tue Skeeter HBO Zone
8:20 am, Tue Arachnophobia Showtime Beyond
8:30 am, Tue The Matrix Revolutions Thrillermax
8:40 am, Tue Darkman Starz Edge
8:45 am, Tue Arachnophobia Mystery Channel
8:50 am, Tue O Brother, Where Art Thou? IFC (Independent Film Channel)
9:00 am, Tue 007 in For Your Eyes Only Spike (TNN)
9:30 am, Tue The Island HBO Zone
9:30/12:30 EST The Alligator People (Lon Chaney vs. mad scientist) FOX Movie Channel
9:45 am, Tue Conan the Destroyer Action Channel
10:00 am, Tue Big Encore
10:20 am, Tue Judge Dredd Starz Edge
10:40 am, Tue Alien: Resurrection Mystery Channel
The Fly Thrillermax
WarGames Encore's Drama Channel
11:00 am, Tue Long Time Dead FX Channel
11am/2pm EST The Lost World FOX Movie Channel
11:20 am, Tue Legend Actionmax
11:40 am, Tue WarGames Movie Plex
12:15/3:15 EST Ice Station Zebra (fire, ice & death) Turner Classic Movies
1pm/4pm EST The Day the Earth Stood Still FOX Movie Channel
2:50 pm, Tue O Brother, Where Art Thou? IFC - Independent Film Channel
3:00 pm, Tue X2 FX Channel
3:20 pm, Tue Fog, The (2005) Action Channel
4:00 pm, Tue The Shining Thrillermax
4:15 pm, Tue Meet Joe Black American Movie Classics
4:20 pm, Tue The Prophecy Mystery Channel
4:30 pm, Tue Chocolat Encore's Drama Channel
4:50 pm, Tue Arachnophobia Showtime Beyond
5pm/8pm EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer FOX Movie Channel
5:05 pm, Tue Idle Hands HBO Zone
5:10 pm, Tue Ghost in the Machine Action Channel
5:30 pm, Tue Chocolat Movie Plex
6:05 pm, Tue Arachnophobia Mystery Channel
6:30 pm, Tue The Green Mile FX Channel
6:50 pm, Tue Bats Action Channel
7:00 pm, Tue Session 9 Starz Edge
War of the Worlds (2005) HBO
7pm/10pm EST Alien: Resurrection FOX Movie Channel
8:00 pm, Tue The Cave Mystery Channel
Pitch Black Flix Movie Channel
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Actionmax
WarGames Encore's Drama Channel
8:15 pm, Tue Salvage The Movie Channel
8:25 pm, Tue Saw II Showtime Beyond
8:30 pm, Tue Conan the Destroyer Action Channel
The Island HBO Zone
9:00 pm, Tue WarGames Movie Plex
9:30 pm, Tue Alien Actionmax
9:40 pm, Tue Alien: Resurrection Mystery Channel
10:00 pm, Tue Red Planet Thrillermax
10:15 pm, Tue Fog, The (2005) Action Channel
10:50 pm, Tue The Graveyard Showtime Beyond
11:30 pm, Tue Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies Cinemax
11:30/2:30 EST Alien: Resurrection FOX Movie Channel
12:10 am, Wed Hostel Showtime
12:30 am, Wed Idle Hands HBO Zone
Young Frankenstein American Movie Classics
1:10 am, Wed Back to the Future 3 HBO Comedy
1:20 am, Wed Scream Starz
1:30 am, Wed The Serpent and the Rainbow Mystery Channel
1:30/4:30 EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer FOX Movie Channel
2:00 am, Wed Cut Showtime Extreme
3:00 am, Wed The Devil's Rejects The Movie Channel
4:00 am, Wed Pitch Black Flix Movie Channel
4:15 am, Wed Bram Stoker's The Mummy HBO
Koma Sundance Channel
4:20 am, Wed Saw II Showtime Beyond
6:15 am, Wed The Hand Thrillermax
6:30 am, Wed Dune Encore
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Wed 8-15-07:
9:00 am, Wed Dick Tracy (a colorful fantasy in gritty New York) Mystery Channel
Encino Man Flix Movie Channel
007 in Never Say Never Again Spike (TNN)
Sahara Showtime # 2
9:15 am, Wed The Covenant Starz
9:40 am, Wed The Postman Action Channel
9:45 am, Wed King Kong (2005) More Max
10:30 am, Wed Slaughterhouse-Five Sundance Channel
11:15 am, Wed The Visitation The Movie Channel
11:40 am, Wed They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth) Thrillermax
12:40 pm, Wed Ghost in the Machine Action Channel
Island of Dr. Moreau, The (1977) Mystery Channel
1:05 pm, Wed Mimic: Sentinel Showtime
1:20 pm, Wed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 HBO Family
2:00 pm, Wed Phenomenon Starz
2:05 pm, Wed The Preacher's Wife Encore's Drama Channel
2:20 pm, Wed The Astronaut's Wife Mystery Channel
Mimic: Sentinel Action Channel
3:30 pm, Wed Photographing Fairies Sundance Channel
3:40 pm, Wed Fly, The (1986) More Max
3:45 pm, Wed Jaws: The Revenge Action Channel
Young Frankenstein American Movie Classics
4:10 pm, Wed WarGames Mystery Channel
4:30 pm, Wed The Green Mile FX Channel
4:35 pm, Wed The Covenant Starz
4:45 pm, Wed Sahara Showtime # 2
5:00 pm, Wed Encino Man Flix Movie Channel
5:20 pm, Wed The Cave Action Channel
5:30 pm, Wed Slaughterhouse-Five Sundance Channel
5:40 pm, Wed Aliens Actionmax
5:50 pm, Wed Omen, The (2006) Cinemax
6:00 pm, Wed Below American Movie Classics
6:05 pm, Wed Dark Water Encore
6:10 pm, Wed Dick Tracy Mystery Channel
6:30 pm, Wed Batman Begins HBO # 2
7:00 pm, Wed Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming SCIFI
7:15 pm, Wed I Still Know What You Did Last Summer More Max
7:30 pm, Wed The Postman Action Channel
8:00 pm, Wed Groundhog Day Family Channel
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines American Movie Classics
8:55 pm, Wed Hostel Showtime #2
10:00 pm, Wed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Cinemax
10:15 pm, Wed Catwoman American Movie Classics
10:15/1:15 EST Moby Dick (1930) Turner Classic Movies
10:30 pm, Wed Mimic: Sentinel Action Channel
Mom and Dad Save the World HBO Family
10:50 pm, Wed Fly, The (1986) More Max
11:45 pm, Wed Buffy the Vampire Slayer Encore
12:10 am, Thu The Covenant Starz
12:45 am, Thu The Hills Have Eyes HBO # 3
1:00 am, Thu The Astronaut's Wife Mystery Channel
The Devil's Advocate TBS
1:15 am, Thu Army of Darkness American Movie Classics
Dark Water Encore
1:45 am, Thu Memento Mori Sundance Channel
2:00 am, Thu Airplane! Comedy Central
2:50 am, Thu Species II Mystery Channel
3:40 am, Thu Stephen King's Thinner HBO Zone
4:05 am, Thu American Psycho HBO
4:40 am, Thu Dracula (1979) Thrillermax
5:15 am, Thu MirrorMask Starz Cinema
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Thurs 8-16-07:
7:00 am, Thu Doom HBO Zone
7:20 am, Thu Xanadu Encore's Love Stories Channel
7:40 am, Thu Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
8:00 am, Thu Pitch Black Showtime Beyond
8:50 am, Thu House of Wax HBO Zone
9:00 am, Thu 007 in Octopussy Spike (TNN)
9:30 am, Thu Ghost Dad Black Starz
9:45 am, Thu Wicker Man, The (2006) Thrillermax
9:50 am, Thu The Big Lebowski Showtime Beyond
10:40 am, Thu Child, The (2005) Starz Cinema
11:20 am, Thu Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Flix Movie Channel
12:35 pm, Thu The Cave Encore
1:00 pm, Thu Lost in Space Starz Edge
1:05 pm, Thu Dark Water (2002) Showtime Showcase
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier HBO Family
1:30 pm, Thu House on Haunted Hill (1999) Cinemax
3:05 pm, Thu Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
3:10 pm, Thu The Big Lebowski Showtime Beyond
3:20 pm, Thu Silent Hill Starz Edge
4:00 pm, Thu Back to the Future HBO Comedy
4:15 pm, Thu Judge Dredd Encore
4:50 pm, Thu MirrorMask Starz Cinema
5:00 pm, Thu Airplane! Comedy Central
5:10 pm, Thu Salvage Showtime Beyond
5:35 pm, Thu Stay Alive Starz Edge
6:30 pm, Thu The Haunting (1999) HBO # 2
6:35 pm, Thu Ghost Dad Black Starz
7:30 pm, Thu City of Angels American Movie Classics
8:00 pm, Thu Child's Play Showtime
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Flix Movie Channel
8:10 pm, Thu Pitch Black Showtime Beyond
8:15 pm, Thu Wicker Man, The (2006) Thrillermax
8:20 pm, Thu Child, The (2005) Starz Cinema
9:00 pm, Thu The Covenant Starz Edge
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier HBO Family
9:30 pm, Thu Hostel Showtime
10:00 pm, Thu Hellfire Showtime Beyond
10:15 pm, Thu Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
10:40 pm, Thu Silent Hill Starz Edge
10:45 pm, Thu Twins HBO Family
11:30 pm, Thu Judge Dredd Encore
11:45 pm, Thu Urban Legend Flix Movie Channel
1:15 am, Fri Back to the Future HBO Comedy
1:25 am, Fri Forbidden Zone Flix Movie Channel
1:40 am, Fri King Kong (remake) Thrillermax
2:10 am, Fri Nightmare on Elm Street, A More Max
2:35 am, Fri Stay Alive Starz Edge
2:55 am, Fri The Prophecy II Showtime Beyond
3am/6am EST The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 am, Fri Amazing Stories: The Movie 5 Mystery Channel
Child, The (2005) Starz Cinema
4:05 am, Fri The Covenant Starz Edge
4:20 am, Fri Faust: Love of the Damned Showtime Beyond
House of 9 The Movie Channel
4:30 am, Fri Wolfen HBO Zone
5:00 am, Fri Amazing Stories: The Movie 5 Movie Plex
5:45 am, Fri The Curse of Frankenstein More Max
6:15 am, Fri The Sixth Sense Starz Edge
6:20 am, Fri Lost in Space Starz
6:30 am, Fri Phantasm 2 HBO Zone
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Fri 8-17-07:
7:05 am, Fri Who Framed Roger Rabbit Showtime Beyond
7:45 am, Fri I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Thrillermax
8:30 am, Fri The Exorcist Bravo
9:00 am, Fri Aliens Cinemax
Phenomenon Mystery Channel
007 in A View to a Kill Spike (TNN)
9:10 am, Fri Island of Dr. Moreau, The (1977) Action Channel
9:20 am, Fri Angels in the Outfield Black Starz
9:40 am, Fri The Covenant Starz Edge
9:45 am, Fri Arachnophobia Encore
10:00 am, Fri Phenomenon Movie Plex
Scrooged HBO Comedy
10:45 am, Fri Slither Actionmax
11:00 am, Fri Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) Bravo
11:20 am, Fri Scream Starz Edge
12:45 pm, Fri Blade Black Starz
1:00 pm, Fri Millennium Mystery Channel
1:10 pm, Fri Who Framed Roger Rabbit Showtime Beyond
1:30 pm, Fri Back to the Future 3 HBO Comedy
2:00 pm, Fri Millennium Movie Plex
2:15 pm, Fri Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare More Max
2:30 pm, Fri Alien Actionmax
Magic in the Water Flix Movie Channel
2:50 pm, Fri Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Cinemax
3:05 pm, Fri The Sixth Sense Starz Edge
4:30 pm, Fri Amazing Stories: The Movie 5 Mystery Channel
City of Angels American Movie Classics
Escape from New York HD Movies
Species II Encore
4:35 pm, Fri Angels in the Outfield Black Starz
4:40 pm, Fri Back to the Future 2 HBO Family
4:45 pm, Fri Lost in Space Starz
5:30 pm, Fri Amazing Stories: The Movie 5 Movie Plex
6:05 pm, Fri Arachnophobia Encore
7:10 pm, Fri Red Planet More Max
7:45 pm, Fri Brazil Sundance Channel
8:00 pm, Fri Batman (1966) American Movie Classics
Blade Black Starz
Phenomenon Mystery Channel
Scream 2 The Movie Channel
8:15 pm, Fri I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Thrillermax
9:00 pm, Fri Phenomenon Movie Plex
Scream Starz Edge
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning More Max
9:05 pm, Fri O Brother, Where Art Thou? IFC (Independent Film Channel)
9:45 pm, Fri Dawn of the Dead (2004) Encore
10:00 pm, Fri The Butcher The Movie Channel
Lady in the Water Thrillermax
Saw II Showtime Beyond
10:10 pm, Fri Millennium Mystery Channel
10:30 pm, Fri Gothika American Movie Classics
10:50 pm, Fri Slither Actionmax
11:00 pm, Fri The Sixth Sense Starz Edge
11:10 pm, Fri Millennium Movie Plex
11:30 pm, Fri Mimic: Sentinel Encore
11:35 pm, Fri Scrooged HBO Comedy
12:00 am, Sat American Werewolf in London, An IFC (Independent Film Channel)
12:30 am, Sat Alien Actionmax
1:00 am, Sat The Exorcist Bravo
1:10 am, Sat Needful Things The Movie Channel
1:20 am, Sat Click Starz Kids & Family
1:40 am, Sat Underworld: Evolution Starz
2:20 am, Sat Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist HBO
3:00 am, Sat Darkness SCIFI
Premonition Showtime Showcase
3:25 am, Sat Saw II Showtime Beyond
3:30 am, Sat American Werewolf in London, An IFC (Independent Film Channel)
Blade Black Starz
4:10 am, Sat Screamers HBO Zone
5:00 am, Sat Who Framed Roger Rabbit Showtime Beyond
5:20 am, Sat Scream Starz Edge
6:00 am, Sat Escape from New York HD Movies
6:15 am, Sat Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands Encore
6:30 am, Sat Gremlins 2: The New Batch Cinemax
6:45 am, Sat Arachnophobia Showtime Beyond
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Sat 8-18-07:
8:00 am, Sat Diary of a Madman Mystery Channel
8:40 am, Sat Angels in the Outfield Starz Comedy
9:00 am, Sat Bride of Chucky USA Network
9am/12pm EST Antz WPIX New York
9:05 am, Sat The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Actionmax
9:40 am, Sat Amazing Stories: The Movie 6 Mystery Channel
9:45 am, Sat Audrey Rose The Movie Channel
10:00 am, Sat The Brothers Grimm Wam!
10:15 am, Sat Terminator 2: Judgment Day Black Starz
11am/2pm EST A Guy Named Joe (Always) Turner Classic Movies
11:35 am, Sat The Postman Encore
11:40 am, Sat House of Wax HBO Zone
11:45 am, Sat The Big Lebowski Showtime Beyond
12:30 pm, Sat Slither Cinemax
12:45/3:45 EST O Brother, Where Art Thou? IFC (Independent Film Channel)
1:00 pm, Sat Final Destination 2 USA Network
1:15 pm, Sat Bats Mystery Channel
1:50 pm, Sat Salvage Showtime Beyond
2:15 pm, Sat Magic in the Water Flix Movie Channel
2:25 pm, Sat Sahara Showtime Extreme
2:35 pm, Sat Reeker The Movie Channel
2:50 pm, Sat Underworld: Evolution Starz
3:00 pm, Sat Batman (1966, Adam West) American Movie Classics
Scream 3 USA Network
3:15 pm, Sat Arachnophobia Showtime Beyond
3:30 pm, Sat Dawn of the Dead (2004) Starz Edge
3:35 pm, Sat Starman HD Movies
4:00 pm, Sat The Shining Thrillermax
4:20 pm, Sat Fargo Showtime
4:30 pm, Sat Darkman Action Channel
5:00 pm, Sat The Matrix Revolutions More Max
5:35 pm, Sat The Island HBO Zone
6:00 pm, Sat The Brothers Grimm (by the Monty Python director of Brazil) Wam!
6:15 pm, Sat The Flintstones (John Goodman, Rick Moranis) Encore
7:55 pm, Sat Idle Hands HBO Zone
8:00 pm, Sat Alien: Resurrection (Alien 4, Sigourney Weaver) Encore
Forrest Gump TNT
9:00 pm, Sat Batman Begins HBO Family
10:00 pm, Sat Hostel Showtime Beyond
King Kong (Peter Jackson's 2005 remake) Thrillermax
Mars Attacks! Encore
10:05 pm, Sat Sahara Showtime Extreme
10:30 pm, Sat The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Actionmax
Underworld: Evolution Starz
10:45 pm, Sat Solaris IFC (AMC's sister channel Independent Film Channel)
10:50 pm, Sat Dawn of the Dead (2004) Starz Edge
11:00 pm, Sat Space Cowboys (Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones) TNT
11:05 pm, Sat Click Starz Kids & Family
11:25 pm, Sat Pitch Black Flix Movie Channel
11:30 pm, Sat City of Angels American Movie Classics
11:45 pm, Sat Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn The Movie Channel
12:00 am, Sun Aliens Actionmax
Bats Mystery Channel
The Matrix Revolutions More Max
Terminator 2: Judgment Day Encore
12:05 am, Sun The Heirloom Sundance Channel
12:40/3:40 EST Solaris IFC (Independent Film Channel)
1:00 am, Sun Darkman Action Channel
1:10 am, Sun The Shining Thrillermax
1:18 am, Sun Disturbing Behavior Lifetime Movie Network
2:30 am, Sun Dark Water Encore
2:40 am, Sun Hellraiser: Bloodline Action Channel
4:00 am, Sun The Exorcism of Emily Rose Encore's Drama Channel
4:20 am, Sun Like Water for Chocolate HD Movies
5:05 am, Sun Legend Actionmax
5:15 am, Sun The Postman (after Waterworld) Encore
6:35 am, Sun Encino Man Flix Movie Channel
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Sun 8-19-07:
7:20 am, Sun The Covenant Starz
7:30 am, Sun Space Cowboys TNT
7:35 am, Sun Amazing Stories: The Movie 6 Mystery Channel
7:40 am, Sun The Indian in the Cupboard HD Movies 
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42% of all statistics are fake
10 Reasons Not To Kill President Bush
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Your uncle was a monkey, swinging through the trees
Willard! There are rats in the basement!
"The majority is always wrong" - Steve McQueen
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 Terrorists are not cowards, they're the enemy...Annihilate themJoe Bob Briggs
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and ookie, they're altogether spooky, the Addams Family. That's my 2˝˘ worth
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If you break the chain, and fail to send five copies of this letter to other unfortunate individuals, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you. If, on the other hand, you do propagate five copies of this letter, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you, either.
"The Freaks" start doing the gooble gobble chant at a wedding reception (1932). By the way, this movie was banned in Britain for 30 years, and even the ending was edited out before it was released in America, and the ending on the storyboard wasn't approved for filming (it involved an ax and a bag of feathers)
People who think logically are a nice contrast to the rest of the world
Nine of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other two enjoy them?
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart," said the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having for breakfast?" asked the new husband.
"Toast and juice," she replied.
The drive-in will never die!!!
"MonsterVision" was cancelled by the ungrateful weasels at TNT
Later gator,
Joe Bob
More Blonde Jokes:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? ...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? ...Because it said "concentrate."
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This Goes In Front."
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
"When I went to Wal-Mart for the first time...I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it was everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap." Paris Hilton
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Heroes of 9/11 and 3000 Names
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Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
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