A Rock Star

Remember my neighbor I was talking about the other day? Well I know his name now. Its pretty stupid. It's Bill D. The D stands for Duddley, but I like to call him Duuuuuuuuuuuuh-dley. He gets all masterstated when I call him that. But what really makes him agimitated is when you call him Billy. He starts whining about how one day when he was like 7 years old he told his Father that he didn't want to be called Billy anymore because he was a man or some crap like that. I don't remember what his dad tells him because by that time I'm all zoned-out and slobbering. I hope his dad slapped him in the face, cause that would have been cool.

Anyways, he's pretty pissed at me, cause I was all like taking his FOR SALE sign and using it to dig for treasure in his yard. And then he saw me and he was all like "Why won't you stop touching my stuff?!" and I was all like "You keep taking it down and leaving it on the ground. It's not my fault if you leave your stuff lying around." and then he was all like GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GURGLE ROAR. So I stared at him and went home.

I came back an hour later and my friend Raymond was throwing eggs at Billy D's explorer and I was all like "Why are you doing that?" and he was all like "Because I'm an angry man without drugs or a woman, and im looking for trouble." and I was all like "Um...ok"

We went over to Billy D's backyard and kidnapped his 4 weenie dogs and we tied them to our bikes and drug them to the top of the street. I was all like greasing my two dogs with ketchup and then Raymond was all like "Mustard is faster dude" and I was all "We shall see Raymond. We...shall...see." Then we dumped gasoline on the dogs and we lit them on fire and they ran down the hill carrying us on the bikes. Very Cool-Like. Of course I won, because Raymond is stupid and sucks at everything so he always loses. It makes me feel good.

:: WEENIE DOG RACER CHAMPION: A ROCK STAR! :::

With thanks to: Roxann. Sister of Suzann and associate/lover to Fred and Brandon. Related to Jesse. For helping to make this entry.