Today was a cool day. I woke up and this dude called on my phone and he was all "Hello?" "I am Ryan Dunlap and I wanted to tell you that your son is enrolled at our golf lessons and I wanted to tell you that practice starts today at 10 and ends at 11:30 and blah blah blah..." So I was like "Um yeah okay" and then i went and drove to the golf course place.
I ran some old dude over and took his golf clubs and went over to the golfing place where there was a whole bunch of kids and other ones like me. And I was all like "What is up playas?" and they were all quiet and I was all like "Check out my putter isnt it the shiznit?" and they were all quiet again so I was all like "Screw you guys"
So then I threw my 6 club at them cause the 6 sucks and I only need a big club a little club and one for hitting people so i was all like "Why the hell do i need all these damn clubs?!" and some little kid with curly hair was all "You need them because of all the situations that arise in golf and because ..." but then I picked him up in the air and broke his face with my golf club and I was all "COOL!" and the other kids were like "Mommy I dont want to be here I want to go home!" and I was like KERPOW and beat them all till they stopped making noises
And some fat kid was all "Dont do that. Your making me angry." and I turned and looked at him and said "Excuse me?! Im making you hungry?" then I started clubbing the kids again. and then he was all "HEY YOU CANT DO THAT TO THOSE KIDS BECAUSE I WILL STOP YOU BECAUSE I AM THE INCREDIBLE HULK MAN!" and I was all like "BRING IT ON TUBBY!" "GO AHEAD AND JUST TRY IT AND DONT THINK YOUR BLUBBER AND LACK OF EMOTION WILL SAVE YOU!" and I was all like "GOLFCLUB-YAH!" and clotheslined him under his chin flaps and he got up right away and I swung the club and connected with the side of his face and he went down SPLAT So then I whirled the club like a cowboy and put it in my pants but forgot I was wearing shorts and it fell on the ground.
Then some guy came and said "YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD AT GOLF AND ARE THE MASTER AND I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO TEACH YOU!" and then he made his dogs attack me and I went to my car and I drove away but later I came back and ran the dogs over.