A Rock Star

I was walking around town today looking for a bathroom and I got bored so I went into this firestation place. It was pretty gay. There was yellow clothes everywhere. It was disgusting. I asked this one guy who was like behind this desk thing if they had a fire dog but he was all "I can't talk to you right now im busy." So I was all like "Screw you then." and I went upstairs. There was a pole there and a hole and I was all cool. Then I went and fixed my bathroom problem in the hole and I was like Ahhh and then I found an axe. It was awesome. It was all Choppy Choppy and was breaking stuff when some dude told me I was supposed to be at the meeting and I was all "mmm..okay" and he took me to the meeting place and I was all "You can go now" and the dude was all sad and walked away.

There were people sitting in like chairs and stuff staring at this guy who was like "Blah Blah Blah Blah" on this platform thing and I was sitting in my chair and I whispered to the guy sitting next to me "This sucks." and he was all pretending not to hear me so I got all loud and was all THIS SUCKS! and then everyone in front of me was all SHUSH! and when they all turned back around I flipped them off.

After a really long time (even after I ran out of flavor in my gum and I put it in the hood of some lady) that fireman dude from before that was behind the desk came and he was all "Hello, I'm a fireman." and I was all like OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS ON FIRE! and I jumped over the crowd and tackled the fireman and punched him until the fire stopped burning or he stopped moving, I dont remember which. All I know is that Im not allowed in the firestation anymore. I don't understand. I saved the day.