I have been awake for like 35 and a 1/2 hours! Why you ask? Because I had to get a job, because I 'accidently' broke the neighbors car with a bat and I have to pay for the damage. Those people are mean.
The situation is completely understandible. The bat just kept staring at me in the corner and the car outside kept making noises like it was calling me. I wasnt going to do anything but then the bat fell over and rolled towards me. You can guess what happened...but dont heres a newspaper clipping.
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"That man is insane! I was outside working on my engine beneath my car and all of a sudden he runs over here, I could see his feet, and jumps on the car and starts smashing things. It was horrible! I HATE him! He frightened my family. Our dog still refuses to go outside and has to poop in a bucket." says victim of the accused, Carlos Fernandez.
Mrs Fernandez could not be reached for comment, while the children refused to tell us anything but try and talk to us in some weird alien langauage and eventually little Carlitos (son of Carlos - for all you non-spanishers out there) gave us the finger and grabbed his sisters hand and went back inside. This makes us wonder if there possibly is a romantic relationship between the two. But without enough evidence we can't prove it.
See Page Qc73-52b Alpha2 Omega-Red Class for further story.
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