A Rock Star

Diary Entries
In the afternoon, I went to Burger King. I walked up to the box and I told the guy inside it that I wanted 45 6-piece chicken mcnuggets and he said that I could go to hell and not be bothering him and stuff so I went and told the manager that his workers were racist and child molesters. He got really mad and throw me out and threw a burnt chicken mcnugget at me and I was like GRRR and then I told him I think hes stupid but I dont think he heard me but I went and pissed down the fun slide and all the little kids were like cool! And then they were like look out! and then the manager dude was like ARGH and he tried to eat me to bits. He almost caught me but I was too fast for him cause he was a big black super size man and he couldnt breath. Or maybe it was because all the little kids threw plastic balls at him. I will never go to Burger King again.

Wait no thats a lie Ill probably go again tomorrow.

2003-03-31 11:59 p.m.