A Rock Star

Diary Entries
Today I went to the high school around lunch, because well...I like to punch faces and during lunch break happens to be a good time for lots of faces to be wandering around. Usually I go to the grade schools, but my back was hurting today and I didn't want to bend over to punch the little kids. So I decided to go to the highschool instead. After a few minutes of carjacking,I got to the school and parked my car behind some girl who just drove into a parking spot and she was all "WHAT THE HELL YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" and "I was all like, I already did and I have to go now." She got all angry and started slamming her monsterous boobs against my car's hood and I was all, "Hey don't do that! It's a rental!"


Then I went to the school cafeteria and got to the doors of the building and I asked some gangster kid who was standing there to open the door and he was all "Yo check it foo' I ain't opening no door for nobody. Why don't you get your momma to open the door?" Then some other horribly fat gangster dude that I had mistaken earlier for a soda machine was all like "For real holmes." I just looked at the both of them and punched the first one in the face and he slumped to the floor. I looked at the fat gangster dude and asked him "Im I going to punch your face too or are you going to get the door?" and he ran away. I just stood there for awhile....but then this other kid opened the door for me and smiled at me. I looked at him and I was all "Wow. Your face is horribly disfigured." And he was all " " but I punched his face before he could say anything, then I went inside after I wiped my hand on my pants.


2004-02-22 9:44 p.m.