Hey guess what? Today was like father's day. I do not have a father and I do not celebrate it and NOBODY ELSE on my street can celebrate it either.
In the morning I went to check to see if everyone was following my rules and everybody was doing just as I told them except ONE FAMILY down the street. I ran over to their yard and was all like "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" and they were like "Chill out dude its just a barbeque!" and I was like *whip out manual to page 374* and then I said "YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF RULE #600347 on Page 374!" and I grabbed his head and pushed his face on the barbaque. And he was all like "ARGH! MOMMY! Ahhhhhhhh the pain!" and I was like "That is what happens when you violate the rules of your mighty dictator you squimish worm!" and then I stuck the meat fork in his back and turned it like a jack n the box till he stopped moving.
After he stopped bleeding around two hours later I was like "HMMMmmmmm im hungry" and then I grabbed the barbeque and the dead man and took them to my house for some home-style cookin.